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Long live Buhari... Long live Democracy... Long live Nigeria. |
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My people … my people Nobody knows the cause but all we know is that Akpos refused to agree In few minutes Akpos was heavy and brute with mean face hopping and jumping around Oooh my God… quess what… Akpos is fighting a huge and tall guy… while people are holding him down against confrontation to the huge guy Akpos refused to agree he is flexing muscle against the firm grip of the crowd that prevents him from getting close to the huge guy who is five times his size After the show lets hear what gives Akpos the courage Akpos… Akpos, guy you were heavy down the earth against the tall guy… please tell us, whats the source of your courage and effrontery against that huge guy Me? Fight a giant? Did I tell you I want to die young There are quicker and easier way to die But not in the hands of a macho man All the muscle I was flexing is just for my babe to notice me… that’s all ![]() G ******************************* Godman Sabastine Tochukwu |
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We have no legacy for a spent fortune...but recognition by print No matter how daisy the dancing step...only the orchester dictates the tune. And despite the cun of an oaf the wise must sail No matter the lenght of a clitoris it can never be mistaken for a dick how muscular a woman may be she will certainly squat to pee Despite how difficult a woman may resist a visitor, a dick must be a welcomed quest one day. Be subtle to any lenght of rope, a waiting knife is laid for a cut. No matter how ignorant and naive our men may be, a wise man will never lack in the land. When you mistake halt for continuity... Trouble may not be enough. A price is not enough, for evey time wasted... Yet time will tell... |
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my people...my people its not easy for Ezekiel ooo no matter how ...we must outrun the devil ... trust me Akpos, i have shake the devil twice but i cant tell you why i refused the third round ![]() using a long spoon to eat with the devil is not an option I am wiser than that I overheard my neighour telling someone that devil is a fineboy ![]() well, my bros ...i don't have a word for you till you meet him face to face ![]() G ********************************** Godman Sabastine Tochukwu |
area... my people... my people Akpos is here again ooo i have geat craving for delicious meal... ![]() a reason i never joke with moi-moi as my favourite ![]() on a good day like that i wasn't fortunate to taste from my favourite cook ![]() since she doesn't know my allergies she had cooked the meal with a white maggi so i pounced on the meal like a hungry lion waiting for innocent prey ![]() in a moment my tummy was full of turbulence Chei … Akpos just scatter... ![]() i had gone to the toilet only for a neighbour to rush into the toilet before me ![]() that is where the story ends i had to battle with my buttocks for hours ![]() but thats no solution to my problem so the dance continues while my guy is busy reading newspaper in the toilet ![]() Chei by the time he agrees to come out everything in me stopped working ![]() i lost my buttocks to the hot faeces ![]() please a word for Akpos ![]() |
JUNIOR ran into the room to catch his father kissing his mum lets hear what really happened... Junior will you run back to your room, as you can see am trying to remove something from your daddy's eye ![]() the boy has something to say... Mummy i saw Daddy removing something from Aunty Vivian's eye the way you both are doing it if you think its a lie ask Daddy Akpos ![]() |
Akpos girl is caught red handed … she has something to say... Akpos if you know how much I used to reference and adore you You will plead to wash my pants for me You are the sugar I forgot in the market and the only fish that made me cook Was it not for the size of pen I would have drawn your face without a pencil Chei…. My people …my people this lady keeps washing Akpos without detergent But trust Akpos… his service is still intact If Akpos is a paint he won’t change colour for any lady Sorry for Akpos girl she has pierced her finger in the anus of a tortoise Akpos is a bros, lets hear what he has to say You told me he’s a motor mechanic … I accepted… I caught him kissing you … You said it’s only a peck I caught him caressing your breast, you said is only a massage Now I saw him open your legs… I guess he was looking for his tools G ****************************** Godman Sabstine Tochukwu |
Tell me what is right about the wrong... if the wrongs were righted, and what is wrong about the right if the right can't be wronged. Where the honey dews... there bee perches. No matter how jaunt a journey may be... never take a wrong wheel to a right tyre. When a niche is built with the right value the right world revolves around it. Just hate the voluble and the waste that goes with it. If U don't rave... U don't brave |



