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Education › Re: Which Way Forward---Naija by newlinecomm(op): 8:40pm On Aug 28, 2018
Long live Buhari... Long live Democracy... Long live Nigeria.
Education › Which Way Forward---Naija by newlinecomm(op):
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Literature › GODMAN QUOTES 15(Dont Wanna Cry) by newlinecomm(op):
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Family › Aic by newlinecomm(op):
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Literature/Writing Ads › GODMAN QUOTES (Digest it without eating it) by newlinecomm(op):
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Romance › Re: Akpos fought a giant by newlinecomm(op):
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Romance › Akpos fought a giant by newlinecomm(op):
My people … my people


Nobody knows the cause but all we know is that Akpos refused to agree


In few minutes Akpos was heavy and brute with mean face hopping and jumping around


Oooh my God… quess what…


Akpos is fighting a huge and tall guy… while people are holding him down against confrontation to the huge guy


Akpos refused to agree he is flexing muscle against the firm grip of the crowd that prevents him from getting close to the huge guy who is five times his size


After the show lets hear what gives Akpos the courage


Akpos… Akpos, guy you were heavy down the earth against the tall guy… please tell us, whats the source of your courage and effrontery against that huge guy


Me? Fight a giant?


Did I tell you I want to die young shocked


There are quicker and easier way to die


But not in the hands of a macho man shocked


All the muscle I was flexing is just for my babe to notice me… that’s all grin




















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Godman Sabastine Tochukwu
Literature › GODMAN QUOTES 14(My Definition) by newlinecomm(op):
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Literature › GODMAN QUOTES 12(Questian For The Brain) by newlinecomm(op):
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Jokes Etc › GODMAN QUOTES 11(Questian For D Mind) by newlinecomm(op):
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Jokes Etc › GODMAN QUOTES 10(Journey Of Life-2 Side Coin) by newlinecomm(op):
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Jokes Etc › GODMAN QUOTES 9(Questian Of D Dei) by newlinecomm(op):
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Nairaland General › GODMAN QUOTES 21 (Digest it without eating it) by newlinecomm(op):
We have no legacy for a spent fortune...but recognition by print


No matter how daisy the dancing step...only the orchester dictates the tune.


And despite the cun of an oaf the wise must sail

No matter the lenght of a clitoris it can never be mistaken for a dick


how muscular a woman may be she will certainly squat to pee

Despite how difficult a woman may resist a visitor, a dick must be a welcomed quest one day.

Be subtle to any lenght of rope, a waiting knife is laid for a cut.


No matter how ignorant and naive our men may be, a wise man will never lack in the land.

When you mistake halt for continuity... Trouble may not be enough.

A price is not enough, for evey time wasted... Yet time will tell...
Jokes Etc › GODMAN QUOTES 8(Name It) by newlinecomm(op):
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Literature › GODMAN QUOTES 7(Advise To Youth) by newlinecomm(op):
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Literature › GODMAN QUOTES 6 (How To Progress) by newlinecomm(op):
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Romance › A word from Akpos by newlinecomm(op):
my people...my people







its not easy for Ezekiel ooo






no matter how ...we must outrun the devil





... trust me Akpos, i have shake the devil twice shocked


but i cant tell you why i refused the third round cheesy


using a long spoon to eat with the devil is not an option


I am wiser than that


I overheard my neighour telling someone that devil is a fineboy grin


well, my bros
...i don't have a word for you

till you meet him face to face grin


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Godman Sabastine Tochukwu
Investment › Akpos in trouble by newlinecomm(op):
area...





my people... my people




Akpos is here again ooo



i have geat craving for delicious meal... tongue


a reason i never joke with moi-moi as my favourite grin


on a good day like that i wasn't fortunate to taste from my favourite cook undecided


since she doesn't know my allergies she had cooked the meal with a white maggi


so i pounced on the meal like a hungry lion waiting for innocent prey grin



in a moment my tummy was full of turbulence shocked



Chei … Akpos just scatter... grin



i had gone to the toilet only for a neighbour to rush into the toilet before me grin



that is where the story ends grin



i had to battle with my buttocks for hours cheesy



but thats no solution to my problem



so the dance continues while my guy is busy reading newspaper in the toilet grin



Chei by the time he agrees to come out


everything in me stopped working grin


i lost my buttocks to the hot faeces cheesy grin



please a word for Akpos cheesy
Romance › Junior caught Akpos by newlinecomm(op):
JUNIOR ran into the room to catch his father kissing his mum shocked





lets hear what really happened...







Junior will you run back to your room, as you can see am trying to remove something from your daddy's eye cheesy



the boy has something to say...




Mummy i saw Daddy removing something from Aunty Vivian's eye the way you both are doing it


if you think its a lie ask Daddy Akpos grin
Investment › Akpos caught his girl by newlinecomm(op):
Akpos girl is caught red handed … she has something to say...




Akpos if you know how much I used to reference and adore you



You will plead to wash my pants for me



You are the sugar I forgot in the market and the only fish that made me cook



Was it not for the size of pen I would have drawn your face without a pencil

Chei….

My people …my people this lady keeps washing Akpos without detergent

But trust Akpos… his service is still intact

If Akpos is a paint he won’t change colour for any lady



Sorry for Akpos girl she has pierced her finger in the anus of a tortoise



Akpos is a bros, lets hear what he has to say



You told me he’s a motor mechanic …

I accepted…

I caught him kissing you …

You said it’s only a peck

I caught him caressing your breast, you said is only a massage

Now I saw him open your legs…

I guess he was looking for his tools











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Godman Sabstine Tochukwu
Romance › GODMAN QUOTES 5 (The Guts) by newlinecomm(op):
Tell me what is right about the wrong...
if the wrongs were righted,
and what is wrong about the right
if the right can't be wronged.


Where the honey dews... there bee perches.

No matter how jaunt a journey may be...
never take a wrong wheel to a right tyre.

When a niche is built
with the right value the right world revolves around it.

Just hate the voluble
and the waste that
goes with it.




If U don't rave... U don't brave

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