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Music/Radio › Re: Simi And Adekunle Gold - ‘By You’ (Video) by neyoflexzyl(m): 3:33pm On Jul 19, 2019
Great one from good couple
Celebrities › Re: Henry Onyeka Nwankwo Shot In Spine By Soldier: Angela Okorie Seeks Support by neyoflexzyl(m): 3:43pm On Feb 18, 2019
6 THINGS THAT CAN CAUSE YOU DISGRACE AND
EMBARASSMENT
I was having a solitary thinking due to what i experience today. I realized that there are things you should avoid if you don't want to be embarassed.
let me go straight to the point. Read along with me.

1. ALCOHOL: I know some people will see this and hiss, but that is the truth, most people do abnormal things when they are drunk. last week a friend of mine, (name withheld) got drunk to stupor, when it was time for him to urinate, he went to the kitchen and urinated inside the cooking pot.

2. EXAM MALPRACTICE: OH my God, this one just happened today. my course mate was caught cheating in TEST, you need to see how she was embarassed by the lecturer and everyone was looking at her like a thief, ladypeenk will bear me witness. Her integrity was reduced to a stick of matches.

3. WOMANIZING; I remember when I used to womanize. thank God am a new creature. womanizing can lower your integrity to Zero. let me use Biblical references, see the case of judah who went out to sleep with a prostitute not knowing it was his daughter inlaw, he had no money but he gave her his belongings. when he was told she was pregnent he said they should stone her to death. but she said, judas is the owner of the pregnancy.

4. BAD GRAMMAR: it is so saddening that even the so called graduate of ENGLISH STUDIES cannnot speak english fluently. I heard a graduate giving a testimony of what happened to him. He said, I quote " area boys pursued meand they wanted to CHUK me the knife.... chuk i covered my face in shame. if you cannot speak good english it will be very hard for you to speak in public.

5. STEALING: when i say stealing, it is not related to picking someones property. therefore having sex without marriage is stealing, why? because you stole her vagina and used it. Did God permit you she shameful aspect of it is when you are caught Unclad...

6. UNWANTED PREGNANCY. I WON'T waste time on this, but when you mistakenly, did i call it mistake? yes because that is the normal language we use for it. when you impregnate a girl, there will be shame all over you, especially when you are poor. I need to drop my keyboard right here....
Its me [NEYO FLEXZYL]

Politics › Re: Reno Omokri To Provide Free Bus Rides For Nigerians Ahead Of Elections by neyoflexzyl(m): 3:41pm On Feb 18, 2019
Just negodu

Politics › Re: Osun Rerun: Police Stop Man From Voting (Video) by neyoflexzyl(m): 10:10am On Sep 27, 2018
I expect such. This is Nigeria
Crime › Re: Headmaster Defiles 4 Female Pupils In Enugu (Photo) by neyoflexzyl(m): 12:10pm On Aug 03, 2018
The school self looks like a brothel grin grin grin grin
Crime › An Okada Man Was Brutally Murdered today At Ipetu -ikeji Arakeji (graphic photo by neyoflexzyl(op): 10:54pm On Jul 18, 2018
This morning, July 18th, An okada man was brutally murdered in cold blood today by unknown gunmen who were suspected to be armed robbers because after killing him they went away with his bike,
It was gathered that the okada man was slaughtered

May his soul rest in peace

Details shortly........

Politics › Re: Ekiti 2018: Why PDP Cannot Be Defeated — Jonathan by neyoflexzyl(m): 6:52pm On May 26, 2018
Human being will only rule for his personal interest at the detriment of his people, politics is a game!
Romance › Why Men Asks You For Sex Only And Disappear After by neyoflexzyl(op): 6:43pm On May 26, 2018
Warning to all girls......!!!!WHY MEN ASK YOU FOR SEX.

I want to change some ladies mindset today. You see, men are not dogs. Not all of them are mad. Not all the men on the street wants to get into your pants. I'm going to be real and down to earth with this write up.

The way some ladies complain men are always asking them for sex really baffles me. Why sex, why not marriage proposal? Why do men always want to sleep with you? Why is it that every single guy who asks you out is always hitting you for sex? Why won't they marry you unless they have a taste of the forbidden fruit? This is a big problem, It is not something to be proud of, if all that men see about you is your body and nothing more. It then cause for alarm!!!!!

(1). CHECK YOUR DRESSING:

A female's body means nothing to her. You are used to seeing your breasts and every soft body part all your life. It doesn't mean a thing to you but to guys it means the universe! Men are moved by sight. Wearing armless (exposing your shaved armpit and upper arm) can turn a man on talkless of the low neckline exposing the cleavage of your breasts, you wear trousers, tights skirt, (panty hose) which shows the shape of your buttock, mini and micro mini skirts exposing your thigh all can make a man go wild. Better face reality now and mind the way you dress. Don't forget that it is only God that sees your heart but men sees the body o

(2). LEARN HOW TO SIT:

Some ladies don't know how to sit. Especially the skirt wearing sisters. You sit in front of a guy and open your laps and be snapping us anyhow so what do you want him to see? A trance or maybe revelationhuh?? Always close your thigh when you are sitting whether in front of a guy or not. Not sitting very well can become a habit and follow you around. And you wonder why all the brothers in the church wants to sleep with you.

(3). YOU TOUCH MEN A LOT:

Ladies who touch, hug and wrap themselves around guys are sexual magnets to sexually immature guys. Why are you always hugging and pecking, for what? Can't you talk without touching, holding and hugging someone? Some even sit on their "friend's" lap and say it doesn't matter. He is just a brother in Christ. He would soon be a lover in bed. Learn to control your emotions around the opposite sex. If you must hug, go look for your fellow lady to hug and peck and you still need to be careful. Lesbians are all over the place.

(4). CALLING MEN PET NAMES:

Some people just throw around the word "dear" as if it is a second language, Why would you give all the guys in your life pet names? You say, "thanks dear," "okay sweetie", "see you dearie", "bye love", yes sugar, Hello honeypie, etc., you are looking for serious trouble. Words like this turns a man on. Even if you must call, set a limit.

(5). YOU PRAISE MEN TOO MUCH:

This shouldn't be a problem at all but experience has taught me that men are attracted and eventually turned on by women who praise them. You can compliment men if you want to but be discreet and casual about it. Don't over do anything. Telling a guy, "whao! what a nice moustache you've got!" or that "muscle on your arm can make any lady go crazy for you" is indirectly telling him you like his body and wouldn't mind if he sleeps with you.

(6). YOU SEDUCE MEN:

Here, you deliberately wear provocative dresses with the intention to turn him on. You want to see whether you are sexually admirable to him and want to see how far he can respond to your seduction. You don't need that test at all. Men are turned on by women whether you seduce him or not. A woman's body is built to turn a man on. I really get worried when I see these pictures. You can't have my comments when you post such. Just showing your dirty buttock and breast anyhow on the social media. What a foolishness.

(7). YOU POST SEDUCTIVE PICTURES ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA:

When I see the way some ladies pose on Facebook, I wonder what they are really looking for. Do you want him to kiss you? Why turn your buttock to the camera? Do you want him to see how big it is? Why focus on your chest? Do you want him to know you have form breasts? Or maybe you've got nipples like needle?? What is the purpose of the purpose of the pictures you are posting? You post exposing your body and still have the guts to write oluwa is involve. Sorry you are only making yourself a harlot and that's what you are. Responsible women don't do that trash.

(cool. YOU ALWAYS MEET YOUR PARTNER IN DARK AND LONELY PLACES.

Lobatan! Sex has finished its mission. Sex loves dark and lonely places. Wait, why are you always avoiding the public? You want to talk? Can't you still be around people and stay out of ear shot? What are you talking about that we must not hear? Send a text message or write a letter. You don't need to hide in darkness to express your heart...

(9). YOU SLEEP AT YOUR FIANCE'S HOUSE:

Why are you in a hurry to sleep under the same roof with a man? Why are you in a hurry? What is your problem? Some ladies can't wait for a man to propose. They pack their bags and move to his house immediately. For what? And when that one gets tired of the sex, he sends them packing and we are here listening to all their tales of woe! Some don't even expect their man to ask for sex. Aaah? Show me a monkey who doesn't jump at every sight of banana.

(10). YOU EXPECT MEN TO ASK FOR SEX:

Some ladies think because they are exceptionally beautiful, men will always ask for sex so it's not really their fault that they sleep around. That is a big lie from the pit of hell!

You need to work on your mind. Thinking all men will die for you because you have a hot body is crap. Not all men lose their senses when they see a woman with seductive body. All irresponsible, immature, abusers and users do get attracted to her anyway. Mature, godly men don't get their brain twisted on sporting that type of woman.
Watch what you wear, how you sit, where you go and the way you behave around men.

A virtuous woman dresses well to cover her body and comports herself maturely around men. You will be addressed the way you dress. If they are always asking you for sex....,Check what is wrong and fix it...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: When The Interviewer Asks You If YOU Have Any Questions For THEM by neyoflexzyl(m): 7:37am On May 26, 2018
Can I book a space here?
Crime › Re: Cultists Arrested In Their Hideout After Killing Of 10 Persons In Anambra. Photo by neyoflexzyl(m): 9:13pm On May 25, 2018
We need to see the picture as indicated by the caption
Celebrities › Re: The Best Cars Frank Edwards Drives (Photos) by neyoflexzyl(m): 9:11pm On May 25, 2018
Space booking
Culture › Re: Queen Ajoke Badirat Adeyemi Celebrates Her 28th Birthday With Beautiful Photos by neyoflexzyl(m): 5:18pm On Nov 03, 2017
Wao
Romance › Re: Lady Drags Fiance On The Floor In Pre-wedding Photos by neyoflexzyl(m): 6:39am On Sep 22, 2017
Oh
Politics › Re: Bola Ilori Beaten Up By Political Thugs In Ondo, His Clothes & Underwear Torn by neyoflexzyl(m): 7:49pm On Sep 21, 2017
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Music/Radio › Download Timosttmm - Iyawo Mi by neyoflexzyl(op): 5:10pm On Sep 14, 2017
Name: osunmakinde timilehin
Stage name : TimosTTMM
Record label : None
Education : O. A. U. Ife
About music career:
He has been singing since 2009 when he was In primary school till he made his debut in 2015 named WITHOUT YOU and In 2017 he recorded 5 more dope tracks with 3 music videos and he planned releasing it one after the other.
TimosTTMM is a promising dude to watch out for in the Music Industry as he is set to deliver quality music, Iyawo Mi was produced by neyo flexzyl (08066402064) for Mblack entertainment Inc, to download this song click



https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/270769
Music/Radio › Neyo Flexzyl - Hustle Must Pay Ft. Mblack Entertainment Crew by neyoflexzyl(op): 4:24pm On Sep 11, 2017
This is to inform the general public the official release of a song titled hustle must pay where he featured his colleagues in the Mblack entertainment Inc. Of which he is the C. E. O, Neyo flexzyl is a Music producer and video director, He is a name to be reckoned with in the Nigerian Music Industry, he has many songs to his credit... You can reach him on 08066402064..To download the song click https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/243085
Romance › Re: "Do You Know Fore-play"Raunchy Facebook Chats Of Man With 11yr Old Girl Go Viral by neyoflexzyl(m): 2:43pm On Sep 10, 2017

Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Bible Characters Of Great Faith by neyoflexzyl(m): 2:36pm On Sep 10, 2017

Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Bible Characters Of Great Faith by neyoflexzyl(m): 12:49pm On Sep 10, 2017
I love reading people's comments I just can't help myself. It's like an addiction. So in honor of those comments that I have read, I have decided to write my own comment. And it's all for you. I hope you enjoy reading my comment as much as I have enjoyed writing it. It's not an interesting comment, but I'm pretty certain you have read the comment up to this point, so you may as well just keep reading right down to the end. And also thank me for wasting your time cause this is very useless.
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Art, Graphics & Video › Which Software Is The Best For Musical Video Editing? by neyoflexzyl(op): 7:36am On Aug 10, 2017
Hello my people on nairaland , which software is the best for musical video editing and being used to produce videos for all these Nigerian star musical artistes ? Name the software and or any idea of getting them online

Education › Re: SIX Secrets That Your Girlfriend Won’t Let You. by neyoflexzyl(m): 11:12pm On Sep 09, 2016
AwesomeHIM:
Do you really think that your girl has never lied to you? You could be wrong. Even the most sincere girlfriend hides many of her feelings and thoughts from her life partner. There are so many things that they think and dream about but never say.

Women have their deepest secrets that they won’t share with you –never ever. Their wild fantasies, hidden fears, past lovers, unshared longings, insecurities; these are some of the forbidden secrets of females that they won’t tell you.

Even if you men try hard, you can never dig down what lies in the deepest corner of her heart. You can never figure out what is going on inside her mind. So, you’re better off not trying. It’s not that I am accusing women of betrayal and infidelity. They can be truly and sincerely in love with you, but at the same time, they won’t give you access to their secret chamber.

Here are six secrets that your girlfriend won’t let you know ever.

1. They Like To Be Chased

Yes, it is a fact. Women like to be chased. They want their ‘man’ to chase her, willing to do everything to get her. Girls just love this feeling that they are that much important for a man.

It’s not that, girls just want to be chased and not caught, but they don’t want that feeling to go away, even after they are caught by their ‘right man’.

Women want men to woo them. They don’t want to get trapped by some insincere person. So, before quitting this chase game and before submitting themselves, they really want to make sure that the person has what it takes to be their ‘right guy’.

2. They Love It When You Are Jealous

Your girlfriend will never give you an idea of how much she loves the look on your face when you are jealous. They are not looking for a crazy maniac jealous man, but someone who is possessive about them.

If you find your girl flirting lightly with a dashing guy in a party or at the bar, she just wants to hear ‘you are mine’ from you. Yes, these women do have this twisted idea of winning their guy by flirting with others.

Once you tell them about your feeling of jealousy they will come running to you happy and satisfied. They have achieved what they wanted from their flirting game.

3. They Send Out Mixed Signals

It is one of the most complexed traits of women. They are communicators, but you have to be very vigilant to read between the lines when communicating with your girlfriend.

If they say they are ‘OK’, it is mostly the other way around. Women do send out mixed signals and they want their man to figure it out on his own. It can be their psychology, hormones or nature; but women are like this.

If you sense a problem, ask her and if her answer is a brief sentence like ‘I am fine’, or ‘I’m just okay’, then gear yourself up because there is something wrong, for sure. And the main issue is she will not let you know what the actual problem is. She wants you to figure it out and then deal with it.

Mostly, women want their significant other to put in the effort to get her to talk about her issues. Dig deep, get connected with her at a deeper level, only then you will be really communicating with her.

Women are made this way and they can’t help it. So, you need to work on this to make your relationship strong and successful.

4. Her Bestie Knows Everything

That is another forbidden secret. Girls share each and every detail of their relationship with their best friends. Their besties know everything, literally everything.

Many men will get offended with this idea, but that’s how it is. Women need to confide into their besties. It is their nature. Your girlfriend’s bestie will know all her secrets, her past relationships, how she is getting along with you, means each and everything. And of course, she is not going to let you have an idea what details she has shared with her bestie. Even if your girlfriend is about to breakup with you, her bestie would know much much before you.

If you are planning to talk to her bestie about your girlfriend’s past or about her relationship with you, hold it right there. She is your girlfriend’s bestie, not yours.

5. They Feel Insecure

Insecurity is a built-in feeling that every girl has. Girls always feel insecure that their man might fall for another girl. They might never let you know how they feel when you are in close interaction with other girls, but they do feel insecure.

And don’t ever try to play the ‘jealous game’ with your girlfriend. She will be more insecure in her relationship with you. Don’t pay more attention to any other girl/woman than you do to your girlfriend. Never ever give too many compliments or positive remarks about another girl in front of your girl. She is definitely not going to like it.

6. They Compare It All With The Ex

Consciously or unconsciously, women are always comparing their present love with their ex. They take ages to get over their ex boyfriends. But definitely, she is not going to let you have an idea about this, ever.
Women do realise that past relationships need to be forgotten in order to move on with life. They usually forgive their exes but can’t help forgetting the details about him and their relationship with him. They are constantly comparing their present relationship and their life partner with their ex, and most of the time it is you who wins, but they can’t just help comparing the two of you.

Ladies add on if there are more!
Politics › Re: How I And My Relatives Were Harassed At Kuje Prison - Kanu's Sister by neyoflexzyl(m): 11:10pm On Sep 09, 2016
HungerBAD:
Ok
Hmmm

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