₦airaland Forum

madridguy:
As expected, one of the Satanyahu cabinet told him yesterday to start another war because the HAMAS will be fasting and won't have enough strengths to fight...

I laugh in Swahili, the diapers wearing tiny baby killers soldiers should know HAMAS are always ready.

You talk like a terr0rist.

Yorubadz and rituals!

Yorubadz found love in him! Their new wine!

benuejosh:
The day Elon Musk will talk about Biafra...

You suddenly appeared again after herdsmen had dealt a great blow to your village in Benue State.

meobizy:
Dude is running everywhere like a rat in a sinking ship. I don’t care for his or Putin’s war because the knowledge adds nothing to my life. Watch Gen Alpha make noise about it when they turn eighteen like it was their form of 9/11.

Before he could come back to Ukraine, Russia fit take another big city

Bea1234:
Why? Why??


Why are Nigerians pretenders?? Everybody is busy forming rich online but suffering offline.

Even if you earn ten million naira a month, you can never enjoy the basic necessities of life.. talk more of living life to the fullest in Nigeria


Why is Tinubu government so wîcked and heartless?

What did Nigerians do to this man?

You said Emilokan, then snatched it and ran away, nobody complained. But still you want to Tax us to deàth.

I'm so so pained right now

Why is nobody complaining guys?? Did Tinubu put Nigerians inside bottle or what?

So much untold hardship in the country but all he cares is traveling to France.

How did Nigeria manage to deteriorate to this level?? I'm so confused guys??

Not like I expected something better from a droglord but I didn't know it will be this worst .. chai


The other day was Data

Then DSTV and GOTV

Now it's ATM Charges

Soon is Nepa hike



Why are Nigerians not protesting? What is happening in this country?

Countless taxes, zero protest

All the youths care is news of Very black man and Nedu, BB Naija, Senator Akpabio, Tuface, Burnaboy, Akpi


Am I really in existence, or I'm just imagining things??

How did I manage to share the same country with such lunàtics??


If you're outside the shores of Nigeria, Before you go to sleep tonight, go down on your knees and thank God for escaping Nigeria—just do it, don't ask me why.

And if you're still in the country, please start preparing to leave soon.. start processing your visa soon. Leave us that don't have the means.. We'll try our possible best.


A country without light can never progress.. take it anywhere.

I wish I had been born earlier so I could find my way out before things got worst. Fada save me pls.. 🙏🏻🙏🏻

They will soon start calling you ipob 'we go see the end

You wan give am title, carry the title from Akwaibom to Abuja instead of him coming down to Akwaibom! Una Mumü never do.

yarimo:
And each of the sub standard vehicle worth #1 billion according to the fraudster governor of abia state

Eat the likes they give you in nairaland for saying trash iti! Swear that you will change that hut in you live in today;its never too late.

UDOKABESTLUV:
UDOKABESTLUV.

what will it me to get your kind of websites?

UDOKABESTLUV:
UDOKABESTLUV Is Saying, This Fees Are Much.

The so called giants of Africa, their citizens just dey like people under a spell. They can't help themselves but they can use their mouths to fight Ukrainian wars. I those wey dey receive urgent 2k

Oga!, politicians had been fvcking this borehole of your wife, E reach Akpabio own; he wan take am by force. It doesn't work that way. If you wan fvck this kin woman, you had to be articulated and calculative and come in a gentleman way.

Jericho fall down! Nothing left!

African white bearded he goat! You touched the woman inappropriately! We know you and what you did to your first wife.

Y0ruba people are setting up fire in various markets these days.

Thundafireseun:
Amadioha will kill me and my generation because we are fooooooooolish

fixed

4reala:
Go and see the husband physically and apologize, that such would never happen again

Who will now update us if they chop off his head

Just start preparing to leave the country. Its a very dangerous to live if you likes eating outside and if you're not, you're still not even safe.

Take it to those that deals in phone softwares. Let them downgrade the software or they'll flash it; do a backup shaa; everything should be okay with it. Next time, if you get money buy better phone. Its a software issue, nothing is wrong with your phone.

If Biafra got 1% of the support Ukrainian got

That war won't last 3 months... Even you know it cc: mrvitalis

True talk!

2mil! That's not the first body i guess?

They should check all their rivers to see if they can find their bodies there. Things are really happening.

US doesn't give free dollars! Trump is a strict businessman.. You can call him whatever you like, it doesn't change him.

Jakumo:
All this courtroom noise is a distraction that prevents Nazi Mazi Kanu from expeiencing the jailhouse environment without undue noise.

Ever since the prison authorities restored the right of Nazi Mazi's cult followers to visit their guru in jail to lick his nasty shoes, the need to free Kanu was eliminated, which means he can enjoy the full life in jail sentence that the judge will award him very soon.

Please, just stop all this court room drama so that Nazi Mazi can have time to reflect on his life as a terrorist who will never be freed even if he repents, because of the sheer number of people that died as a direct result of Kanu's illegal "sit-at-home" reign of terror.

Kanu must now be allowed to enjoy his personal "sit-in-jail" program deep in the darkest bowels of hell.

where is this chihuahua coming from! Nairaland chihuahua! I couldn't even comprehend a sentence in the nonsense you read. Slowp'.

seunmsg:
The Council of Traditional Rulers in Akwa Ibom State also bestowed upon President Bola Ahmed Tinubu the esteemed traditional title of "Otuekong," which translates to Commander-in-Chief of Akwa Ibom State.


God bless the good people of Akwa Ibom state.
God bless President Bola Tinubu.
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

bestowing Otuekong to him in Abuja instead of in Akwaibom! 😂 😂 😂

Hold your shit to yourself!

PressMyButton:
That's typical ipob for you, they would start by holding your hand, throwing their arms around your shoulder while leading you into a hole. After pushing you into the hole, they would turn around and start mocking you.

So, Ohanaeze is now ipob too.. Your shame dey shame nairalanders.

GOFRONT:
Question is..... How does that Absolve them from being a chronic liar when judging cases??

We know too well that all lawyers are liars, but for them to take this step, i wish them well.

Trump will first start with his drug baron deals gone wrong because Trump hate drug dealers and from there, the main gbese go start.

fuckingAyaya:
Immediately after the child birth DNA test is required to know the real father

The original husband might not have money for DNA but the face of the child will determine who owns the child.

Na things like this that smelling spoilt VDM wanted to use that money do before people started asking questions and he retreated back. Influencers! We know your work, keep buying more.