Jennyclay:
Happy Man

Men like this don’t have problem. They can take very good care of a woman without stress.

Not all these broke depressed evil men that blames everything on village people and government!!

Shior!!

Dey here dey mis yawn and misbehave, see your fellow girls are been taken on a daily basis; you go turn evening newspaper soon if you don't repent.

The Zoo must fall! Her wickedness had reached heavens. its time to cast her down!

God1blessBiafra:
helinues



There will never be peace in the zoo

The Zoo is crumbling but Hail-anus won't see it coming

They finally made it rain in Dubai, man made rainfall!

These people are like igbos, you will see them almost in every country! And they no dey make noise, Hardly you hear say they commit crimes..

Alco, Alcohol! Given the terrorist govt more evidence to ban satchets alcoholics..

You sold your trust to a gambler! You don learn the hard way.

More like this will happen. Since una leaders had decided and vowed never to change the Zoo, I support these ones with my full chest.. Awele!

Zoo Efcc is a scam!

50k abi 30k salary Zoo terrorists in Uniforms! They look terrible like Boko Haram ratards..

Uniform terrorists sponsorerd. By bandit govt

Hail-anus won't come to this thread because E go hard him to defend this. More hard work for them.

Malroux:
There's a job opening in my place of work buddy.

Give him work abeg!

Why you go compare lagoon(glo) and Atlantic Ocean (Airtel) .

If you can, avoid flying on a helicopter, it is one of the fastest ways to die, avoid that flying coffin called helicopter at all cost cry



Never gonna forget these words!

Why is everywhere still brown ,op; next time give us the roads only forget about the drone pictures..

ikpumbe:


You have known

Besides, what's the meaning of ikpumbe

Na me u dey ask wetin your monicker mean, you should have known before choosing it.

Bello at 48 stole 80 point something billions, na only one person, we never hear other ones he stole. The Zoo is stinking smelling with corruption.

Mastermindfixu:
My girlfriend and I have been together a little over a year, and it's always been rocky. We've broken up many times (almost always me with her) but then we end up back together in a few days.
She has never hit me until today, and then suddenly slapped me after she held my shirt and pinned me against the wall. FYI - I did nothing to her in retaliation . However, I feel pained and disappointed by her action.

Reason - she saw me with a lady who was supposed to apply for the post of a chef at our residence and thought I was having an affair .

I explained myself and next best thing she said to me was that she is done with the relationship.

What do I do?

Go hit your head on the Nepa concrete pole! Nonsense and simps'...

They are the ones that started the propaganda promotions and now they are coming back to deny it. Where is Hail-anus and co..

Bleaching cream!

Illiterates is a dangerous disease!

Fish bone hooked you in your throat; its okay! Papa Emmanuel, congratulations in advance..

ikpumbe:

How ee take concern me

ooh! I no know say nairaland get a monicker called Ikpumbe. Wahala..

laivwire:
It needs just a little body spray, interior retouch, wheel alignment, engine service, gas filling....

😂 😂 😂

You see why people dey always runaway from nurses! Guys dey do hit and run with nurses nowadays! You no dey shame! He touched you and you got hot; Tueh!

Zoo police, animals are better than them.

LocalFARMERS:



Why are you pained

He is not pained! As a zoo police man you be stop making mockery of yourself online.

post=129488485:
If na u be man, u go marry yourself

Them go fit you ! Afterall all of una uses knife.

Goodlady:
😂

Where you dey all these while; hope you're doing good?

mannasseh:
My younger brother has been a torn in our flesh, he is 24 yrs and choose too do nothing with his life. He brought so much shame and disgrace to our lives that we had to leave our former area to a new area. After committing some atrocities in our former area and in the village, he ran to lagos and last month came back to our new apartment.

He sold our fridge, Tv, pots, bag of rice, broke into my moms shop and sold most of her wrappers, stole, went to the village took out the windows and sold alot of wickedness.

Now he came to this new apartment and broke into the room we locked and has taken out the laptops and phones we kept there.

Pls i beg you in the name of God, if you are a military man in P.H pls come to our help, we need to teach him a lesson and he has to leave the house, he is 24 years already
Please i am on my kneels begging, my father has high blood pressure already because of him, my mother nows sells pure water and mineral because he sold off all her wrappers in the shop.. i am begging pls

And you're not even ashamed of coming here to look for solution. What do you want us to do now? You have police, and other security agencies that can help cool his head off but you're here crying more than a baby. Abeg shift!

Marching them into forest as in their cows or sheep? Wetin dey sup'?