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Travel › Re: 2 Children Die, 7 Injured In Lagos-Abeokuta Expressway Accident by Nicepoker(m): 6:38pm On Sep 01, 2024
tballeyy:
Bad roads kills more than HIV
The report stated over speeding.
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky: Don't Call Me An Ex-convict, Rather...... by Nicepoker(m): 8:18pm On Aug 31, 2024
Biznesworld:
Most countries don't accept Ex-Convict into their country.
As a celebrity, he's always need to go places.
Bob is a confused being. He is neither here nor there. grin
Family › Re: How Do I Deal With Severe Cockroach Infestation? by Nicepoker(m): 8:53am On Aug 31, 2024
Go and see this movie . Joe's apartment.
Food › Re: Picture Of A Man Dressed Up With Tubers Of Yam by Nicepoker(m): 8:51am On Aug 31, 2024
haybhi1:
It's this same yam he/they'll sell expensively? Dude's prolly smiling how they're cashing out on and exploiting Nigerians and people blame Tinubu for it.

The soil and rain water and labour never increased increased in price but the selling price drastically inflate and it's cool because we can all agree to blame Tinubu for it. Greedy people.
You say labor hasn't increased? Use only soil and free water let's see the yams you can produce.
Autos › Re: Barely Used But Registered Tundra 2020 For Sale 100m by Nicepoker(m): 8:47am On Aug 31, 2024
I will rather buy a tractor with that amount.
Health › Re: Slump & Die Syndrome: Canada-based Nigerian Medical Doctor Speaks Out (Video) by Nicepoker(m): 8:57pm On Aug 29, 2024
EreluRoz:
Buy her cream instead and insist she must use the one you buy for her. Johnson Vaseline still remains the best for babies
Have you given birth before grin
Food › Re: Which of these stews would you go for with your rice? (pictures) by Nicepoker(m): 9:05pm On Aug 27, 2024
Oh what a useless thread.
Politics › Re: If Harry Of X Come to Nairaland, All The Bigotry Here Will Die A Natural Death by Nicepoker(m): 9:03pm On Aug 27, 2024
EreluRoz:
I will ruin him if he dares come here. Infact he will run away
I am not sure he is into evening newspapers angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Southern African Women Have Big Bums by Nicepoker(m): 8:45pm On Aug 27, 2024
The op and brain has nothing in common. grin
Romance › Re: Men Shared Some Things They Did When They Were In Love (pix) by Nicepoker(m): 6:47pm On Aug 27, 2024
EreluRoz:
That's why I laugh at redpillers kos it's only natural for a man to simp for the woman he loves. If I observe you are proving difficult on everything and not simping for me once in a while sokpe otilor I'm not doing again, I hate hard life. Simp for me and me sef go mumu for you sometimes 😆 that's the balance.

The only bad thing about simping for a woman is when the woman is not reciprocating when needed and appreciating the simping as well.
Bait. Nobody should fall for her tricks grin
Romance › Re: Anambra Lady Married Her Oyinbo Man In Style In Ekwulobia by Nicepoker(m): 10:22pm On Aug 26, 2024
EreluRoz:
Enter house go sleep mtcheww
OK evening newspaper
Romance › Re: Anambra Lady Married Her Oyinbo Man In Style In Ekwulobia by Nicepoker(m): 10:02pm On Aug 26, 2024
EreluRoz:
come and marry me fast and take away the loneliness. Agadiewu
My house is not a retirement home.
Romance › Re: She Cooked Noodles And She Lied. Red Flag by Nicepoker(m): 9:30pm On Aug 26, 2024
Red flag soaked in blood grin bro run
Romance › Re: Anambra Lady Married Her Oyinbo Man In Style In Ekwulobia by Nicepoker(m): 9:23pm On Aug 26, 2024
EreluRoz:
Hmm Anambra women are very wicked, I hope this one is an exception.
Check all the housemaids torture in Nigeria 99% of them are from anambra
Loneliness is dealing with you grin
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is How To Discard A Nigerian Man by Nicepoker(m): 8:01am On Aug 26, 2024
siofra:
😌

Most Nigerian men are just here to waste your time.

They will love bomb you for years and if you're stupid, you'll believe it's because they love you. Don't be deceived my darling.

Matthew 6:21 says "where your treasure is, there your heart will be"

Where a man likes is where he will invest his money.

So, bill him. Send him your account number and watch him disappear like smoke. If he's serious he'll send you something tangible, if he doesn't he will most likely block you and stop disturbing you. And so, good riddance to disgusting rubbish ☺️

Stay tuned for more life hacks 🤗
The distance between your brain and sense is like traveling from earth to Uranus. 2.3bn km.
Crime › Re: Does Anyone Know This Thief In Federal Housing, Lugbe, Abuja? by Nicepoker(m): 9:13pm On Aug 25, 2024
That's hell in the anus.
Romance › Re: A Very Good Thing Just Happened To Me Right Now by Nicepoker(m): 10:29pm On Aug 23, 2024
Na pay off be that grin
Romance › Re: How I Lost My Friend In A Swimming Pool. by Nicepoker(m): 9:53pm On Aug 23, 2024
We learn how to swim against the current. Playing in the rapids. I wonder how people get drowned in common swimming pools.
Food › Re: I Bought This Plantain For 7,500 Naira In Ado-ekiti by Nicepoker(m): 9:33pm On Aug 23, 2024
EreluRoz:
It's cheap but she should have told you 20k and cornered the rest. Nairaland small boys come and vomit your usual trash over this comment.
The reason you can't get married grin
Romance › Re: How Do I Handle This Unapologetic Woman by Nicepoker(m): 5:00pm On Aug 23, 2024
Give her belly then run grin.
Romance › Re: Since Men Are No Longer Approaching Me, I Will Start Approaching Them" Lady Say by Nicepoker(m): 4:58pm On Aug 23, 2024
Such a Scarry forehead.
Family › Re: You Can’t Get 50% Of Husband’s Properties After A Divorce in Nigeria - Lawyer by Nicepoker(m): 4:50pm On Aug 23, 2024
tuoyoojo:
Maybe that is why some women may stay in a loveless relationship as long as the money cones

However, what happens when the man or woman dies, who is entitled to what...over yo the lawyers in the house
So you didn't read that tiny piece. Now go back and read again. This time slowly.
Romance › Re: Lady Emotional As She Meets Her Old Friend From SS1 Who’s Mentally Challenged by Nicepoker(m): 8:32pm On Aug 22, 2024
MadamVanessa:
shocked


With the obvious evidence that the man is not mentally sound, someone will still come and comment under the post "stupid skit" "nonsense skit" "skit makers" . Majority of Nigerians have mental issue.
Nonsense skit.
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by Nicepoker(m): 7:38pm On Aug 22, 2024
Look at them. Thinking of drilling an old borehole grin
Health › Re: How My Girlfriend Died In My House! by Nicepoker(m): 7:29pm On Aug 22, 2024
EreluRoz:
All because of pussy, they like what they hate infact they die there 😂😂😂
Did you read the part he said they continued dating? Let me keep laughing 😂😂😂
Says someone with no pussy. But a urinary orifice. grin
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Cries Bitterly After His Fiancée Dumped Him . by Nicepoker(m): 6:52pm On Aug 22, 2024
EreluRoz:
But men don't need women in their life I wonder why this one is crying. Let's keep deceiving ourselves, it's interesting.

I dislike men that cry or show emotions, it's irritating and embarrassing.
Like the ones fighting over preek in that calabar hotel.
Crime › Re: Lady Flogs Her Friend For Sleeping With Her Boyfriend In Calabar (Photos) by Nicepoker(m): 6:46pm On Aug 22, 2024
EreluRoz:
Nonsense, has she flogged her randy boyfriend? The lady should fight her back and beat the hell out of her. It's stupidity fighting over a randy useless boyfriend.
THE POWER OF PREEK.
Romance › Re: Why Are Men Losing Interest In Settling Down ? ? by Nicepoker(m): 7:17pm On Aug 20, 2024
Georgekyrian:
Due to wrong teaching, especially from side of Christians. Monogamy no worth it, if there must be marriage we have to unlearn to relearn.
If you still believe that you have to go university to create wealth you’re an passive slave, don’t tag me to ask how do you get money to cater for polygamy..
How do you get money to sustain polygamy grin grin
Crime › Re: Student Acting As Girlfriend For N15,000 Found Dead In Kwara by Nicepoker(m): 3:00pm On Aug 20, 2024
Another version. Same victim grin
Travel › Re: 3 Girls Die In Tragic Car Accident On MCC Road In Calabar (Photos) by Nicepoker(m): 2:31pm On Aug 20, 2024
chigoziri2403:
Till tomorrow, I don't understand why people drive at break neck speeds, where are you rushing to?
Is there an award or what
The same car he used his money to buy killed him
Go back and read.
Romance › Re: Guys Be Ruthless When Choosing A Woman by Nicepoker(m): 8:52am On Aug 20, 2024
Candidlady:
If your dad were to follow this BS you wrote up there

you know you wouldn't be on here typing jargons
This is the exact specimen the op was referring to.
Literature › Re: What's Your Favourite Novel Of All Time by Nicepoker(m): 8:49am On Aug 20, 2024
Far from the madding crowd. By Thomas hardy.
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