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Politics › Re: Kaduna Protest: APC Secretariat Under Attack by Nicepoker(m): 7:57pm On Aug 05, 2024
Chinkoalhaji34:
Na wah! APC no dey sleep o, but wetin we go talk about Peter Obi supporters? Dem no fit handle small protest, yet dem wan lead Nigeria?

If dem carry this kind energy wey dey attack APC, make dem use am to support their candidate wey dey run like a headless chicken.

Na so dem go dey run Nigeria? E be like say na only mouth dem sabi carry, no serious plan for ground.
We can all see the plan of Messiah bat. grin
Politics › Re: 'We Want Tinubu To Step Down & Atiku To Take Over' - Kaduna Protester by Nicepoker(m): 7:42pm On Aug 05, 2024
Salewa97:
Atiku is committing treason.

Arrest that Cameroonian now!
Typing under your bed. Come out before you pee for body o
Politics › Re: Hunger Protesters Stand On Army Amoured Tank by Nicepoker(m): 5:54pm On Aug 05, 2024
trutharena:
These hunger protesters are just seeking attention, using the army's equipment for their own selfish agenda. It's a shame they can't find a better way to express their grievances.
The selfish solution from the government is by giving them rice. Every problem in the country rice will be thrown in as solution. grin
Politics › Re: Ojota Protesters Say They Rejected Govt’s N5,000 To Shun Protest by Nicepoker(m): 5:37pm On Aug 05, 2024
DevilsEqual:
Those ones for North, dey collect teargas steady, plus shooting and flogging

While dem dey use money beg dem for SW

There sure are levels to this thing
yeah corruption get levels
Properties › Re: Cut Your House According To Your Blocks (see Photo) by Nicepoker(m): 5:36pm On Aug 05, 2024
Angelfrost:
So... You want to tell me that isn't Photoshop?!! undecided

Cos I just can't imagine an architect or builder being that high or drunk.
The house isn't complete. He just developed one wing so he could move in. When that building is complete you won't even recognize it again.
Properties › Re: Cut Your House According To Your Blocks (see Photo) by Nicepoker(m): 5:33pm On Aug 05, 2024
Emeskhalifa:
When you are a graduate of building Tech from a poly instead of University grin cheesy
That's what the owner could afford for him to move in.The building isn't complete anyways.
Romance › Re: She Invite Me To Her Signing Out From School… What Is Expected Of Me? by Nicepoker(m): 8:11am On Aug 05, 2024
She want to offer you public breakfast. You will surely come in contact with your competitors. grin
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Has Just Months To Live by Nicepoker(m): 8:05am On Aug 05, 2024
RealityKings:
I'm confused, you said girlfriend then in the same breath you mentioned remarry? Are you married to her? If yes, then she's not your girlfriend but a wife
Go back and read again. This time slowly
Romance › Re: My Whatsapp Conversation With A Girl I Met Just Today. Girls Of Nowadays Sha by Nicepoker(m): 6:40pm On Aug 04, 2024
EreluRoz:
Then he should try me and see. Election have finished but obidients won't let me rest
you ain't going nowhere grin you must collect back to back.
Romance › Re: My Whatsapp Conversation With A Girl I Met Just Today. Girls Of Nowadays Sha by Nicepoker(m): 6:36pm On Aug 04, 2024
EreluRoz:
Seun is holding me hostage here. Help me to woo him to deactivate my account for me. I need to take a break. If I eventually come back nobody will know I'll try as much as possible to lay low
lay low? You? grin that's impossible
Romance › Re: My Pastor Tried To Matchmake Me Today by Nicepoker(m): 6:03pm On Aug 04, 2024
Pastor don give her belly. He wan pin am for your head grin
Romance › Re: My Whatsapp Conversation With A Girl I Met Just Today. Girls Of Nowadays Sha by Nicepoker(m): 5:58pm On Aug 04, 2024
EreluRoz:
She's stupid to have given her contact to a total stranger in this present time. It's so hard for me to let people into my privacy and I don't understand how these people do it. Anything you wan tell me, say it online if you byforce push further against my wish you'll meet a very strong barricade. Sad thing is they'll never learn from people's stories until it happens to them. Onyiara
What are you still doing here. Haven't they deactivated you already grin
Politics › Re: #Northerners Trends On Twitter As Arewa, Yorubas Clash by Nicepoker(m): 1:44pm On Aug 03, 2024
Raskimonojendor:
So we should fry plantain.
No bake water instead grin
Health › Re: Help! Unusual Growth On My Genital(s) by Nicepoker(m): 11:05pm On Aug 02, 2024
Op The solution is. For you to sleep with her again raw. And you Will obtain instant healing grin
Politics › Re: APC Media Is Currently Really Angry With Bayo Onanuga. by Nicepoker(m): 7:58pm On Aug 02, 2024
Salewa97:
Bayo Onanuga is just speaking the truth, and that's what APC needs right now.

If the media is angry, it shows he's hitting the right spots. We need more voices like his that won't shy away from calling out the nonsense.

APC should stand firm and support him, because at the end of the day, it's about the party's progress and not just keeping everyone happy. Let the naysayers keep shouting; we know where we're headed!
You are heading to doom.
Politics › Re: Hardship: Sanwo-olu Urges Agro, Food Processing Companies To Crash Prices by Nicepoker(m): 6:27pm On Aug 02, 2024
Chinkoalhaji34:
Good move

Let’s see how this plays out for the masses
Those companies are getting raw materials expensive. Power expensive and you are saying good move.
Politics › Re: Angry Mob Burn Down Police Station In Abuja Over The Murder Of Protesters by Nicepoker(m): 9:00pm On Aug 01, 2024
yarimo:
It shall never be well the agulu coward who called for the protest and refused to lead the protest
Stop sounding like an overburdened donkey.
Health › Re: Indian Man Who Put Long Live Eel & Lemon Into His Anus Undergoes Surgery by Nicepoker(m): 6:18am On Aug 01, 2024
MatrixReloaded:
Eel is an electric fish, j wonder why the eel didn't activate its electric pulse in the man's anus, so he go deh dance gwo gwon gwo to afterlife.

Maybe this particular specie is used to remove clot blood like the Japanese or Chinese does.
Could be a true eel.
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Picture Of Onyeka Onwenu & Yvonne Chaka Chaka by Nicepoker(m): 5:19am On Aug 01, 2024
Thank you Mr DJ for playing my song.
Let me be free.
From me to you
Am burning up.
Sangoma.
Caught breaking the law.
Umgoboti. ETC

Very meaningful songs from chaka chaka.
Not the noise they make today calling it music.
Crime › Re: Lagos Police Arrest Ex-Convict, Gatekeeper For Stealing $20,000 (Picture) by Nicepoker(m): 5:08am On Aug 01, 2024
If you like jail her for 70yrs. This one is beyond redemption
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: We're Hiring @ Bukka Hut Restaurant!!! by Nicepoker(m): 11:46pm On Jul 31, 2024
Keep a slot for helinues. That jobless anus from hell can wash plates.
Celebrities › Re: Runtown's Ex Adut Akech Is Pregnant by Nicepoker(m): 11:42pm On Jul 31, 2024
Dude be like an upgraded version of Paul pogba. grin
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of Verydarkman Causes Serious Buzz Online by Nicepoker(m): 11:35pm On Jul 31, 2024
papyjaypaul:
Photoshop image. You can hate a man but don't go this low
Its Even stated that he posted the picture himself.
Music/Radio › Re: What Are Your Favorite Onyeka Onwenu Songs? by Nicepoker(m): 11:20pm On Jul 31, 2024
Let there be peace in our heart
Peace in our homes
Peace to the nation and the world.
Romance › Re: Moment Man Proposed To His Girlfriend During Her Graduation (video) by Nicepoker(m): 11:15pm On Jul 31, 2024
You better go back and write your yr 1 carryovers grin
Romance › Re: South African Lady Accuses Her Nigerian Husband Of Beating Her (Video) by Nicepoker(m): 10:51pm On Jul 31, 2024
[quote author= post=131251196]Call guys to show the werey pepper,
Or lock the idiot up in prison.
Him think say na Naija him dey,
Wey woman go dey fear the coward women beaters dem.[/quote]V griller
Education › Re: Men Literacy Rate By Zone, 2021 by Nicepoker(m): 9:13am On Jul 31, 2024
Putinofrussia:
3 years ago?
Where is your source link?
The irony is that SW has 3 times more professors than SE according to NUC.
Is that your meaning of literacy? grin
Romance › Re: Let’s Settle this now, Which Of This Would You Choose? Ladies And Gents by Nicepoker(m): 9:37pm On Jul 30, 2024
EreluRoz:
Can I have both combined in one.

Please nobody should quote me thanks
You wey de use rough yam tubber service yourself. Cucumbers is just a walk in the park sorry walk in the pussy grin
Romance › Re: Can I Get Infected Sucking Breast Of Of HIV+ Woman? by Nicepoker(m): 9:32pm On Jul 30, 2024
Jeon:
Mrcork, is even viewing.
You this thing what's your obsession with cork.

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