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Education › Re: 22 Confirmed Dead, 134 Hospitalized In Jos School Building Collapse by Nicepoker(m): 8:41pm On Jul 12, 2024
Stargangz:
This is so sad, but God why?? Is it a crime to go to school?
May their soul rest in perfect peace.
people die in their sleep. Is it a crime to sleep?
Agriculture › Re: Farmers, How Are You Selling Your Maize? by Nicepoker(m): 7:31am On Jul 12, 2024
Leave them to dry.
Romance › Re: Triplets Begin Search For One Husband To Marry Them All by Nicepoker(m): 9:20pm On Jul 10, 2024
Ladies with foolish reasoning
Travel › Re: Careless Bike Rider Destroys Crates Of Eggs (Photos) by Nicepoker(m): 9:18pm On Jul 10, 2024
SenecaTheYonger:
But why put such delicate goods worth that amount on top bike
You sure say you read am well?
Politics › Re: Queues Spread As Petrol Hits ₦‎1,100/Litre In Abuja, Others by Nicepoker(m): 6:59am On Jul 09, 2024
SmartPolician:
When are we going to permanently solve this problem of fuel scarcity in Nigeria? The problem has lived with us since independence.
As a smart politician you can come up with solutions.
Romance › Re: Should I Break Up With My With Her, Take A Break Or Give Her Another Chance by Nicepoker(m): 7:24am On Jul 07, 2024
toboizilla:
Thanks for your response but what if she doesn’t want to leave me and I don’t either because I love her
dude doesn't need advise grin premium tears is all I see.
Romance › Re: Should I Break Up With My With Her, Take A Break Or Give Her Another Chance by Nicepoker(m): 7:21am On Jul 07, 2024
She has a promising future in hook up grin
Romance › Re: How To Convince My Girlfriend Parents To Allow Me Marry Their Daughter? by Nicepoker(m): 11:00pm On Jul 06, 2024
See how you are begging for trouble to come into your life. grin
Family › Re: Sad Moment An Old Man Realised He Is Not The Father Of His 3 Kids (video) by Nicepoker(m): 10:22am On Jul 06, 2024
How can I trust a woman when I am not crazy
Sports › Re: [VIDEO] Spain 2 - 1 Germany (Final Whistle) by Nicepoker(m): 10:08pm On Jul 05, 2024
Sperm don't win o grin
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend No Dey Knack Me Well I Need Help by Nicepoker(m): 9:55pm On Jul 05, 2024
Buziness101:
U need me in ur life... Ur just a dm away.
08113259274
Sense has just disappeared from your body grin
Romance › Re: . by Nicepoker(m): 11:56pm On Jul 04, 2024
Akpabio22:
grin I swear you're very funny. But I observed that you're a cool girl with sincere heart. If you love a man you gonna give him your whole heart and if he cheats on you I believe you will be in pain. Your type this says no plenty. I wish you good luck.
Giving accolades to an evening newspaper grin
Politics › Re: Seun Osewa Calls Out Helinues And Seunmsg. What Is Seun's Offence? by Nicepoker(m): 11:42pm On Jul 04, 2024
helinues:
grin

Lobatan.

Oga Seun, no be so oo. Na just friendly advice, no be something personal.
Go get a job. It's for your own good.
Politics › Re: How A Yoruba Barber In 1925 Looks by Nicepoker(m): 6:29am On Jul 04, 2024
helinues:
Unfortunately, some people were busy humping nakedly from one tree to another as at that time
Go get useful boy. One day whoever is feeding you will get tried
Education › Re: Edo Nursing Student Shares Then And Now Pictures Of Her Course Mates by Nicepoker(m): 3:34pm On Jul 03, 2024
cococandy:
what makes them prostitutes?

how do you know this?

and it your business because? Why don’t you tell us how many people you’ve slept with since then?

how exactly do you know this?



You people are really disgusting with your ever present need to say disparaging things about any woman you come across who may appear to be out of your reach. It’s loser behavior
Madam rest you are one of their kind.
Education › Re: My Cgpa Is 2.82 In My 300lv First Semester, can I still make second class upper? by Nicepoker(m): 10:33am On Jul 03, 2024
Nearly all men in Lagos are mad. cheesy if you come out with 2:2 just thank God.
Romance › Re: She Says She Doesn't Want A Relationship By Her Actions Speak Otherwise by Nicepoker(m): 10:26am On Jul 03, 2024
Work harder on her grin maybe your best isn't good enough. grin yeye boy.
Politics › Re: Youth Ministry Paid One Man N10m Twice To ‘invite 50’ Youths To Tinubu’s 1st Ann by Nicepoker(m): 10:10am On Jul 03, 2024
BCISLTD:
cool 200k each for transportation, accommodation,feeding, and other logistics...werey Govt.

I got some game consoles and cool tech check my profile
you get psvita
Politics › Re: Youth Ministry Paid One Man N10m Twice To ‘invite 50’ Youths To Tinubu’s 1st Ann by Nicepoker(m): 10:09am On Jul 03, 2024
helinues:
Stop allowing English words to be confusing you.

Check up the meaning of questionable
Twist the narrative to suit your optics
Sports › Re: Euro 2024 Quarter Final Fixtures - Who Advances To Semi Final? by Nicepoker(m): 8:45am On Jul 03, 2024
Germany
Portugal
Switzerland
Holland
Romance › Re: Which Alcohol Messed You Up? by Nicepoker(m): 8:35am On Jul 03, 2024
Mine was breast milk grin
Politics › Re: Why Prices Of Food Items’ll Soar Higher — Investigation by Nicepoker(m): 8:31am On Jul 03, 2024
MEEVEET:
This is what happens when you have leaders who have no idea about governance and this is rooted in the fact that majority of Nigerians do not know how governance works either

Most people know even government know they should do something about food crisis and in fact they have been doing things but most have been wrong approach, wrong methods and to a lesser extent corruption

Majority of the problem listed by the farmers can be solved by forming cooperatives and good credit facility from government

In the past government just give loans to "farmers " Lmao this won't work because u have left a vacuum... Someone has to distribute this loans, there is no criteria just be a farmer... This is not how loans or credit facilities are given

Let me give u an example

If am president today, I would provide a minimum of 2 trillion naira agro funds this money would be kept at CBN

To get a loan ranging from 50 million to 500 million you need to meet the following criteria

1) form a cooperative with 20 to 200 farmers

2) the cooperative must have a minimum of 500 hectares owned or minimum of 10 years lease agreement

3) 5 members of the cooperative must be farmers with minimum of 10 years experience cultivating the crop

4) all 500 hectares must be for one single crop... If u want multiple crop each must be allocated 500 hectares... Except for fixa crops planted and harvested before planting main crops

5) cooperative must get ready to nominate 5 members to join police volunteers force, trained and given guns to protect the farms

6) certain crops only must be allowed to access this loans

Once you meet the criteria you meet your bank that you operate with, they verify it, then approach CBN to get the loan at 2% intrest rate and give out the loan at not more than 7% interest rate... For 5 years but banks get 3 years intrest rate at zero, and give farmers 2 years of no interest

This method is immune to government interference and mostly likely going to meet the real farmers since it's banks won't want to give loans to the wrong people
If you do not offtake the produced from the farmers it will still land inside the market expensive.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Have Ruined The Economy -- Suen by Nicepoker(m): 8:25am On Jul 03, 2024
EreluRoz:
To marry a millionaire now is even scary and billionaires are old. What are we going to do now?
There are lots of millionaires. But non can settle with an evening newspaper. grin
Politics › Re: Nobody Will Recognise Nigeria When Tinubu Completes 8 Years – Akpabio by Nicepoker(m): 7:44am On Jul 03, 2024
He is actually correct. Nigeria is moving towards the opposite direction. grin In 7 years time Nigeria will be a perfect example of a scalar quantity.
Education › Re: Edo Nursing Student Shares Then And Now Pictures Of Her Course Mates by Nicepoker(m): 6:48am On Jul 03, 2024
Everything to them is looks. With zero gray matter.
Nairaland General › Re: Do We Have Special Forces In Nigeria: see pictures by Nicepoker(m): 5:48pm On Jul 02, 2024
RealTrump:
We have, but you only see them when water pass garri.

I remember a time when Abuja was on code red for terrorist bombing.

The guys I saw that day were definitely higher than special forces.

Those guys are absolute "animals." You can't even look at their faces.

There just several brutal units that you and I will never know about.
Because you can't look at their faces. That's your special force grin
Politics › Re: Wike Vs Ireti Kingibe: Why FCT Heavyweights Are At Loggerheads by Nicepoker(m): 2:06pm On Jul 02, 2024
Most of the projects wike is working on are abandoned projects. That woman should keep quiet.
Politics › Re: Why Do Yoruba And Igbo Love Marrying Themselves by Nicepoker(m): 1:52pm On Jul 02, 2024
Brenbentondiaz:
Lolz at the last sentence. Stop fooling yourself. The only Yoruba men that marry igbo women are men that are gay to some extent. No man in his right senses will marry a hairy chested, yam-legged "woman" that has enough testosterone to make a stallion look like a damned wimp.
Like davido grin
Celebrities › Re: Actress Evan Okoro Cries As She's About To Lose Second House In Two Months (vid) by Nicepoker(m): 11:27am On Jul 02, 2024
Crying for public sympathy grin.
Romance › Re: Could It Be Prank As She Claimed by Nicepoker(m): 11:25am On Jul 02, 2024
Reverse psychology that's what she is using. Seems its working. Leave that hoe grin and focus on your life.
Romance › Re: If The 'M' In Man Stands For Money, What Does The 'W' In Woman Stand For? by Nicepoker(m): 9:06am On Jul 02, 2024
Witch whose wisdom is about Wasting of money. grin

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