Guy: Hey babe, am outside your house, can you come out please?

Girl: Oh baby, so sorry am not home now, I am in Victoria Island at the moment.

Guy: Wow, but you didn't tell me you were going out today.

Girl: I know baby, it was an emergency so I had to rush there. So sorry and hope there is no problem?

Guy: No dear, I only came with One million naira.

Girl: Really, okay just wait for me please I will be with you in five minutes.

Guy: How can that be possible love, you can't get here from Victoria Island in five minutes.

Girl: I will, I am in my neighbors house, we call her place Victoria island. Are you with anyone?

Guy: Well yes, I am with one of my friend, we normally call him one million naira.


Hahahahahaha.