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eyahhhhh

my sister had fever on saturday
NO WORRY NA
come see where my momsi dey CAST AND BIND

chai!!! ebola!ebola! ebola!

badoolee: thnk u sire

*pats her on the nyash*

now ....run along!

badoolee: yes uncle,u kn call me weirdo

since when did i become your uncle ??
i'm too young to be your dad or mums sibling na you wan come hear spoil my market
ejo ni tori olorun!!!

ah swear this is the funniest thread on nl

wrench: What is it with dog breeders and shorts? Environment aint usually presentable, and you see them on short and slippers.

you just killed me hahahahhahahahha

alcohol
smoking
lotterylottery is a tax on stup1d people)
burial:spending close to 5million naira on 22 yr olds burial

izenco2005: Chinko things no dey last . My tecno

your moniker even resemble all these chinko names self

I LOVE JAPAN!!!

where is my passport!!!??

most fat girls are basically doomed from an evolutionary standpoint

Silkmoth33: girls with big eyeballs/exopthalmus are a turn on for u?

size of the eyeball to an extent tho,but they look more attractive

PAGAN9JA: The jewish god is not very clever.....

He should have made Adam and Eve Chinese...They would have eaten the snake instead of the apple.

bwhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahaha

ed woodward
of all the clubs na arsenal you see sell welbeck to abi
not even loan sell

badoolee: Am actually confused,dunno d one I actually fall into

be not confused anymore,lemme help you


you fall under the big nyash and big brezz category



Thank you#don't mention

forever

badoolee: ahnn ahnnn,dat. Was just a prayer point
I can neva disrespect yhu,neva

you're weird!!

icebebe: because she's WANTED!

lmao.....nice one

dhammyg: THANKSRICE IS COMING SOON

fried rice oh,with turkey(not chicken) and fried egg.......with one bottle of andre ASAP

Jregz: !!
lol .....the mod is drunk

mods tryna take me back to 'stone age'

over my dead body!!!

dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAY

Happy Birthday!!! may the best of your yesterday be the worst of your tomorrow



NOW,where is my rice

my mom is always about girls
"umu nwanyi bukwa ekwensu"
lmao

my dad only gave a Bleep about your school grades and cond0m

september

"MY MAN IS A LOSER"

damm this "tika sumpter" chick looks like an ogbanje

badoolee: god pls give uncle nicholas wah we call sense Amen

niggas lips sexy as fu ck(no homo)


are you saying i'm senseless?

??kneel down there!!

the day i read all night and slept in class!!

my suggestion: MayD

Ole ft freestyle


*touches one deep part of me*

[Verse 1:]
Baby, maybe there’s a different kind of spirit about you
Or maybe, baby, it’s the way you smile every time I make you to
I can’t understand wetin you do
Wey edey make me feel iray
But if I ever tell a tie, make I buy
I dey trip for you mailay
After all it is said and done
You don’t even show me you carry di don
You don’t even make me feel like your number one
You don’t even try to show me my position
It is only fair that you should let me know
You should let me know how you feel about me so
I have had enough of your coming
I am dying for your loving
[Chorus:]
I am calling you ole ‘cuz you stole my heart away
Cuz I gave all my life to you
Girl, I pump your gbagbo on tu
If you really want me so
Then, baby you should le me know
If that was only me, I will let you know I love so
That is not the way the story should go
Cuz it feels good, loving somebody
And somebody loves you back
Cuz it feels good, needing somebody
And somebody needs you back, needs you back
[Verse 2:]
Maybe, baby, you are scared of letting go of your emotions
Maybe, baby, you just trying to give I and I some attention
I’ve been waiting as you sleep patiently
To tell me your decision, my position
But I got this funny feeling, I’ll say that my heart is in redemption
Claim what you get before I gets too late
But the way way you dey do, ebe like you get plenty faith
Carry me along, you know I got your back
Helping, if you are wrong, baby, have no fear
It is only fair that you should let me know
You should let me know how you feel about me so
I have had enough of your coming
I am dying for your loving

fuckable!!

Elkewwty: What is dilldo

drilling machine