[b]Question: "What would you like to drink , fruit juice, soda, tea,
milo, chocolate, or coffee?"

Answer: "Tea please"

Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or
green tea?"

Answer: " Ceylon tea please"

Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"

Answer: "White please"

Question: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"

Answer: "Milk please "

Question: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?"

Answer: "Cow milk please."

Question: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer : " Afrikaner cow please."

Question: " Warm or cold?"

Answer: "Warm please."

Question: "Full cream, low fat or fat free?"

Answer: "Umm , I'll rather take it black please."

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar please."

Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar please."

Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer: "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead
please."

Question: "Mineral or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water please."

Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"

Answer: "Damn it! Just get me water from the river, I don't

want to know which river.[/b]

Nice . . . but old . .

Hear it a long time ago . . .fair effort

2me oh,it's 9ice & funny.Men,some waiters are just 2 frustrating.

haa lol, not only waiters, even some rich friends, lol, good one,

Duration of Question: 1hr 30mims
Good Lord!!! I think i ve lost my appetite!!

nice one there poster

~Was Great Reading this joke again,had a laff

cool

lmao.chei u gat glued 2 ma chair i almost cried after excess lafta.omoh if u hungry go that house u no go chop but ur belle go full b4 u com out

Stale

ive heard it b4. a cool one tho

I concur