Nairaland Ladies,

Afeni needs a girlfriend, and you might be the one chosen by fate to satisfy his emotional needs.

You see, he's been causing trouble:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-15467.0.html

And posting about himself repeatedly:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-15104.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-13049.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-15651.0.html

All he needs is your love, your attention, your tenderness, and your sweet sweet caresses.

Nairaland needs you, and Afeni really needs you. Be assured that this is a higher calling. Girls are preferred but if you are a handsome boy you can also volunteer. _{Afeni isn't too picky}

Any volunteers? Thanks!

Thanks for the offer Seun. I will allow you carry on your search. But I already have so many women here at Nairaland. Aloib, Bluenubian, Eveseh, Rhodalyn, Mukina2, Retro, j-girl and ddizzle. But more are always welcome!

damn funny thread!!

Seun:

Girls are preferred but if you are a handsome boy you can also volunteer. _{Afeni isn't too picky}

Seun, that was bloody funny

Pretty Tom boy, maybe. Handsome boy? no way!

Afeni! Is gay! !

lmaooooooooooo this is funny, afeni sure needs a gurl, oya all single NL gurls, line up

U first

for once Seun made a mistake.
Afeni needs a DOMINA
One with high heels and a wipe

u know i ave someone on NL now, dont let him leave me, they almost destroyed us last night, plsss, lol rhods u would make a good wife for him, since u dont take shit from people

he tried getting me and went further 2 tell me dat i have 2 work harder 2 be his favourite but after I responded and told him am not into such competition cuz am a MASTERPIECE, I didnèt hear 4rom him again, lol

aloib:

u know i ave someone on Nairaland now, don't let him leave me, they almost destroyed us last night, plsss, lol rhods u would make a good wife for him, since u don't take rubbish from people

Kai! aloib, do u want Afeni to scare me to death with his long head??

Who's next, we have two already

Afeni, i'm glad you didn't take it as an insult, you know more action less talk, people are understanding and they know your pressing needs, top of which is the "FEMALE" factor. OMG! and be careful, What Nairaland has joined together, Let no man, no race, no CURRENCY, no WOMAN, put Asunder

lol who is nex?

rhods how do u know he has a long head, lol

didnt U see his pics?? damn bloody long head he has talk Of the highest tower

Lol. This thread is funny.
Lol @ mamaput, thot that ws ma name u put there.
BTW, whats da meaning of 'domina', ~pardon ma ignorance~

Afeni and Rhod fit themselves so much

Is that not a woman in black latex that is paid to humiliate a man. With a wipe and lots of chain. The spelling may be wrong am not sure

sweetnini:

Afeni and Rhod fit themselves so much

     what??!!! Sweetnini??     U Surely do not want to See me dead do U?? Afeni is going to kill me with his parabola Shaped head





nahhhhh I've already got maself a nairaland guy Efani, ever heard Of him??

Rhodalyn:

what??!!! Sweetnini?? U Surely do not want to See me dead do U?? Afeni is going to kill me with his parabola Shaped head

lol
if u dont take care u'ld kill me with laf

[img]www.users.qwest.net/~efotheringham/Media/internet">http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:r6uuZdQKap-8WM:www.users.qwest.net/~efotheringham/Media/internet%2520dominatrix.jpg[/img]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominatrix

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_dominant

Mamaput, I was an innocent youth before you introduced this perverted concept. Shame into you!

Seun:

. Shame into you!

what word Is that seun?? Shame Into U?? Admin cant Spell right

@Sweetnini

I wish i had Saved that pic for U to See talk Of the highest tower

yes thats a domina . They claim they do not have sex they only dish out lashes and kicks.

by the way were is the pic of Afeini snake i want to see

Rhod
when will u stop seeing a mistake

He's removed it Mama, dang! U guys Shoulda Seen it, damn Sexy guy he is

@Sweetnini

I actullay do that On purpose

thats one pic you should have saved for us .
Now i have missed something real good.

i regret now not seeing the pix

dont worry Mama, i'mm gonna draw the Shape 4 U

what have you people turned this place into, a playing ground