I'm concerned about ziontrade/firearmy, we haven't heard from him in a while . I hope he hasn't been deported by sea, I dey fear say oyinbo man did him bad and put him on a ship to Nigeria instead of deporting him by air .

Busy_body:


I tried it tonight but it didn't work, once I logged on with my sister's name, mine got logged out but what I know sha is that one can log on with the same username, on two different computers in two different locations



^{And for the record and from my busybody record, which has never failed me Cosjo is not Inspired_men, Cosjo is a journalist and a wannabe Sanitization Officer}   _{Cosjo, na joke i dey joke about the wannabe stuff o, before you come tear me to shreds with your razor laced mouth}

it works busybody,ive done it a lot of times,na today

if u think say i dey lie,try me make i show u now

wey dat busy body sef,who tell u say amebo and bournvita cant be online d same time

na today,abeg its possible,i fit do 4 at d same time

bournvita, I see your post and says you're "online" but your amebo user name says offline. That's the same thing busybody was saying, looks like one user name must go offline for the other to show as "online" if you are using the same computer.

both of them r online now

im sure of wat im saying

I see am o! You're right, oyinbo na winch!

I saw the post, but got confuzzled with the perceived sex stuff, pls tell me I am not the one in the wrong here, don't wanna believe you are male infact i refuse to believe, my radar has never failed before, and it is not about to

Its the culture section i can't stomach, romance for me is fine, but my only problem is staying on-topic, never been banned before, but the people whatever thread i am participating is, is always being removed to the games section

What do you mean it is entertaning when people are not fighting How do you expect me and Amebo no.1 to earn a living to feed our family Watch yourself o

As for that other thread, its always been like that, with people in diaspora thinking they can lord it over those in Naija, and claiming the only people they know earn over £100,000 a month, blah, blah, blah . . .

I believe one can make it anywhere

come oooo Mr inspired why r u viewing my amebo profile,i catch u ooooo

wwheelz:

I see am o! You're right, oyinbo na winch!  

i know wetin i dey talk,i don do am b4,no be new thing

how come i can't see it and its saying offline on profile page too

How come i can now see it arrrggghhh, jenny you are a winch

Why is my post saying 1579 for the 3rd time Jenny come back hia nau nau and stop tampering with the "airwave"

Busy_body:

How come i can now see it arrrggghhh, jenny you are a winch

but no be big deal,im surprised ur hubby tumfulu no show u,d guy comes on wt 4 ids d same time

Busy_body:

Why is my post saying 1579 for the 3rd time Jenny come back hia nau nau and stop tampering with the "airwave"

naaa its normal,mine is like dat too,smtimes it stays like dat for 10 mins before moving forward

where is my uncle inspired

bournvita:

where is my uncle inspired

ask Iyalode

inspired pls stop viewing my profile

haba na wetin

Thanks for the clarification, Jenny. Phew, now i can breath, for a moment i thought i had offended someone and i thought Igwe was sitting on a mat and chanting my names

@ amebo no1, you na ogbologbo

@ busybody, looks to me like it's kinda like a turn by turn thing. You know in the '80s and '90s, the Andrews made it seem like getting out was the fastest way to the good life but in the 2000s things really turned around in Nigeria so now you have a  new breed of middle and upper class that's not necessarily from old money.

To me, bottomline is what do you want out of life - money, comfort, security, peace of mind, good health, a reliable health care system, etc. Once you know what you want, you can decide what's best for you. To be fair to the Andrews, on average I think it's still reasonable to say you have a better chance of living a comfortable life as an Andrew. If yo tossed a coin, your life is likely to be easier abroad.  I know a lot of people doing well in Nigeria but they are in the minority, the majority are not.

BTW, the genie became a male for all intents and purposes.

@ Heatfusion ayaba H202

Its Chika98 you should be asking, upon all her shakara, she disappeared with him for over a week when it was her turn with Inspired

@ WWheelz

I am still stumped by this genie connundrum sha I guess H202 was right to call me a numskull

busybody, you didn't respond to my post above about ziontrade? Do you think we should make an inquiry with the INS? You know what, maybe he's coming to chair AGENDA 2009   , he and igwe must be busy setting everything up. Yes, that must be it, he wasn't deported, he's just "relocating" back home to take advantage of a nice job offer  

Amebo

Sharrap dia, stop drawing attention to yourself   It is not your turn with inspired yet, he is with wifey number 4 for the next 2 days, after which the turn reverts to me for 3 days, then you for the next 3 days too Why do you always have a problem following protocol

Wwheelz

I never forget you, just that my quote button has developed a mind of its own

Ziontrain/firearmy is here

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-158762.320.html#msg3220364

In case you haven't heard, inspired is having an Introduction ceremony this year (no be joke o, someone revealed it on one of his threads) Insha Allah so all pretenders to the throne be warned.

igwe1 will also be having the same ceremony, na im be say e was ba wa gbe ibeji ti osu mesan ba ti pe come help us carry twins no later than 9 months after the events  

Inspired is taking on wifey no 4, whilst Igwe is on the lookout for wife no 3, and as long as i am no 1 wife for both of them, nothing do me Come o why the sudden interest in my men sdbaba no do you, olojukokoro I fit dash you Ziontrain/firearmy with pleasure if you want sha

It's all good, if ziontrade is gay nothing spoil. We go discuss the genie another time.

Real life beckons, gotta go now, see ya

take kia babes

[size=15pt]2005 HONDA ACCORD EX V6

SILVER COLOR

SOLD

SOLD

SOLD FOR 1.8 MILLION NAIRA

TO A NAIRALANDER FROM THE SOUTH SOUTH.

TODAY 12th JAN. 2009.

THANKS[/size]

[size=15pt]BLACK 2005 HONDA ACCORD HYBRID STILL AVAILABLE. 1.780m.[/size]

Many Clients are a Bit Apprehensive Of the 2005 Accord Hybrid, I wish to Answer Most of the Frequently Asked Questions

1. What will the maintenance of a Hybrid car be like in Nigeria? i.e do we have competent hands/mechanics to service it?

2. Can the alternative power source(electric) be deactivated in case it becomes faulty?

3. As my first car, do you genuinely advise me to get a hybrid?

4. Several things have been said about the advantages of hybrids, what are the likely disadvantages?

5. Why is the Guy Selling the car ?

[b]Answers

Answer 1. Most hybrid cars DO NOT require any additional regular maintenance on the hybrid-specific components.

The Petrol engine in a hybrid vehicle requires the same maintenance that it would if it were the only power source driving the vehicle. That means oil changes every 5,000-10,000 miles depending on the vehicle and the driving conditions.

In ordinary vehicles the brake pads need to be changed regularly. But the Accord hybrids' regenerative braking systems and their reduced heat means their brake pads typically last much longer.

It can be fixed by Most Qualified Auto Mechanics Around.

Answer 2. The Hybrid Battery Comes With a 7 year Warranty if Car was Driven at an Average 15,000 miles Per Year, MY 2005 Hybrid has 44,000 miles Left on Which Which Techincally Leaves it with 4 year Warranty.

The calculation

15,000 miles Per Year X 7 Years Warranty = 105,000 Miles

44,000 miles Exhausted Out of 105,000 Miles = 61,000 miles

61,000 Miles Divided by 15,000 Miles being Average Miles Per Year = 4 Years Warranty.

The Result Shows that This Hybrid Battery is technically covered with Warranty up till 2013 Averagely before any Fault is Expected at all.

Answer 3.
I advise you to Go for an Hybrid as Your First Car, By 2015 Most Vehicles Would Come With Hybrid Powered Engine A Major Reason being because of the Partial Zero emission Which has No Direct Effect on the Ozone layer, Eco Friendly Engines

Answer 4.

Hybrid cars, though useful, have some disadvantages. The point to be noted is that the advantages far exceed the disadvantages.

Expensive to Acquire, Typically, The Non Naija Used 2005 Hybrid Honda Accord is More Expensive than a 2007 Honda Accord EX or LX Combined.

Most Naija Road Side Mechanic might feel Intimidated by the Engine Appearance

Hybrid Cars are Light Weights, Its a disadvantage during Stormy Weather conditions which is not applicable to Nigeria, No Hurricanes, No Snow Driving.

No Car is 100% perfect and it is good to know that producers are in the constant search to making hybrid cars more user friendly and less prone to accidents.

Answer 5.

Likely to be 2 reasons, Either he Switched jobs or His Contract has expired.

2005 HONDA ACCORD HYBRID STILL Available.
[/b]

Busy_body:

Man of God, service finish early today Credit crunch don reach your customers oops congregation's pocket  




_{If only all these brouhaha and hullabaloo was just about VIN If them born Firearmy, make hin come show hin face, who no know, go know today}

Uhmm. .  translation?

When you get me a church business complete with congregation customers , let me know. For now, I'm definately not intersted.

@ Mike.Tomi

I'm Pleased to have Met your Elder Brother Today As per The Transaction, We Got Talking At Length

I have sold Cars to many Clients in Warri particularly in S.P.D.C and MRS Group and Countless Deals in Rivers State, Bonny Island NLNG, Mobil, Eket and the South South In General and the Referral Chain Goes On & On

Your Car Shall be Delivered to you in Warri in One Piece.

Your Brother has also Promised me another Deal Soon,

Thanks and I appreciate Being of Service to you.

Inspired_m

inspired_m:

@ Mike.Tomi

I'm Pleased to have Met your Elder Brother Today As per The Transaction, We Got Talking At Length

I have sold Cars to many Clients in Warri particularly in S.P.D.C and MRS Group and Countless Deals in Rivers State, Bonny Island NLNG, Mobil, Eket and the South South In General and the Referral Chain Goes On & On

Your Car Shall be Delivered to you in Warri in One Piece.

Your Brother has also Promised me another Deal Soon,

Thanks and I appreciate Being of Service to you.

Inspired_m

Inspired_m, thanks for your wonderful effort.
Spoke extensively with my brother last night about his encounter with you.
Simply put, you are a trustworthy guy.

My simple advice for you is " Keep up the good work"
You are a special breed among millions of Nigerian business men.
Thanks.

Miketomi:

Inspired_m, thanks for your wonderful effort.
Spoke extensively with my brother last night about his encounter with you.
Simply put, you are a trustworthy guy.

My simple advice for you is " Keep up the good work"
You are a special breed among millions of Nigerian business men.
Thanks.

Thanks, This is More Of Serendipity at Play Here

I Didn't Know You're affiliated to Shell Petroleum Dev. Coy Warri, I have Sold Cars to Many Shell Staffs and Wouldn't have known that your Former Supervisor was My Client If I had not mention it in Passing, What A Small World.

I Promise to Pay you guys a Visit Soon and I will Expedite it now that you have Promised me Nkwobi & Isi Ewu Pepper Soup With Chilled Bottle of Heineken

You are my Latest Friend-cum-Client and I know i will get More Referrals from you, I Appreciate.

Inspired_m

Aare Bobagunwa of Nairaland
Ataneru 1 of Urhobo Kingdom/Nairaland
Osina Nwata Buru Ogalanya 1 of Nairaland
Osina afo nne ya lebe motor 1 of Nairaland
Sar'kin/Santurakin of Nairaland Autos