George. W. Bush, The President of America.

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
Jan. 27, 2000

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
Sept. 29, 2000

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." Aug. 5, 2004

Tom Cruise

Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, you know you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one that can really help

.

Britney Spears.

I get to go overseas places, like Canada.

I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

I guess geography is not her strong point.

Jessica Simpson

Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable

I'm not Anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic?

Arnold Swa. . . warreva!

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.

Paris Hilton

What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?

If I could read a book, I'd defintely read one of yours.

Joss Stone

In England we smoked rolled cigarettes. It's better to smoke rollies than straights because straights have chemicals that keep them burning. So if you have to really smoke, smoke rollies.

She should be a doctor!

Madonna

Tom Cruise is a good person. I think he gets a raw deal, just as I think the orphans in Malawi get a raw deal; just as I think a lot of marginalised people get a raw deal.

Yes, Tom Cruise's sufferings are EXACTLY the same with those of poor African children.

Jordan aka Katie Price

Some people may be famous for creating a pencil sharpener. I'm famous for my tits.

Of course.

Brooke Shields

Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life

Babez,

u got me cracked up here 

Not with that 'wal stuff' from Paris Hilton 

ROFL! It's nice to know that since we can't have their fame or their money, we can have the kind of brains they can only dream of.

fame nd money has eaten up their common sense which aint c'mn

Aha!

i am glad that these have been put up
it will teach my 9ja brothers a thing or two about american stars
since they beleive that every american star is educated and better than our 9ja own
if you hear the way some of them speak you will really know how uneducated some of them are
but because our own speak pigin and they rap out rubbish we cannot understand, we think they are better

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iice:

laughin ma frozen butt off
It never gets old!!
I read them every year and it's always almost like the first time

I think sometimes, some of them just loose track of what they are saying and am sure in their head they would be like 'did i just say that'?
But some of them, chaii no hope.  .  .aka Jess Simpson and Chicken of the Sea ahahahahahaha

LOL @ chicken of the sea. . . .I remember that one too now!

In the meantime please watch this short video, if you havnt already seen it:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

I'ts not off-topic!

Oh my! She really knows her geography doesn't she?

LOL & F

Oh my word! I just read something else from Katie Price aka Jordan.

“The way I see it is an eye for an eye. So if someone rapes a girl he should be bent over and the same thing done to him,"

This lady should be Minister of Justice or something.

spikedcylinder:

Oh my word! I just read something else from Katie Price aka Jordan.

This lady should be Minister of Justice or something.

shes got my vote big tym

Our so called celebrities are half baked

It’s in our country’s interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way" --Dubya Bush


Ive been singing/acting since i was two years old!--they all say this
Erm f**K off you could barely talk!

I studied theatre art/performing arts at Obscure university- nigerian actors lies lies damn lies!!
no evidence sha! the dumb reporter never ask who their lecturers were or interview the school
at least the uni will like to identify with the new star right?

“The way I see it is an eye for an eye. So if someone rapes a girl he should be bent over and the same thing done to him,"

I so very much agree with what Katie said. I remember hearing it on the TV last week that she had said so and I was like "absolutely". In fact, the rapist should be taken to a prison of sex starved inmates and have as many of them as possibly could sodomise him.

ROTFLMAO!
Bush no go kill persin
Spiked,more naw

Dis Guy:

It’s in our country’s interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way" --Dubya Bush

ROTFLMAO!!!

Sapphic:

I so very much agree with what Katie said. I remember hearing it on the TV last week that she had said so and I was like "absolutely". In fact, the rapist should be taken to a prison of sex starved inmates and have as many of them as possibly could sodomise him.

You're forgetting that the rapist might be gay and enjoy every minute of being bent over.

Mad_Max:

ROTFLMAO!
Bush no go kill persin
Spiked,more naw

Linda Evangelista:

"It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a school teacher."

Oh ok then.

Alicia Silverstone:

"I think that the film 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if its true lightness"