Naija artistes getting fired!!!!!!!!got this from 9jahiphop.

http://9jahiphop..com/2009/06/fired-up-excess-baggage.html

If Nigerian hiphop should die before we wake,
we will have only ourselves to blame"

There is a global recession like we all know,people are losing money everywhere and companies are folding up worldwide.it turns out naija hip hop is not immune to the recession.lets look at naija hip hop as a company and in this scenario iam the C.E.O.the only way to save naija hip hop incorporated from going under or folding up as the case may be is to take some drastic measures to counter the problems we are facing.the first step to take is to identify the problems.

The major problem we are facing is that people no longer buy our products(cds & vcds),personally i buy a lot of cds(lead by example) cos i can afford it,really how much is 100 naira,naija music is relatively cheap.but every now and then i think of all the good things i could have done with all the money wasted on buying these cds.some cds are so bad & useless you can't even give them out cos most naija artistes make trashcan music or rara music(listen once,throw it in the dustbin like pure water sachets).if i was offered some naija albums for 20 naira nowadays,i will have to think about it seriously(i just don't want to mention names).

So in view of that,i have decided to do some downsizing & downcutting.iam looking at those who are redundant and are no longer of use to our company.so to all those that will be affected we wish you all the best in your future endeavors.you have all done a great job but right now,our ideas and ideals are no longer aligned.

1.Obiwon-Its been a pretty long time you have done anything meaningful,i hate to be the one to tell you this but "onyinye" was wack and you would have been better off in your former job.take heart,zenith bank is still hiring.YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!

2.OJB-What actually happened to you,you had a bright future.you were working in our production department and you even showed flashes of brilliance in our vocal department.like i told you back then you should have given "searching" to tuface(he would have done a better job).making rick ross your new role model shows that you have lost focus.I HEREBY TERMINATE YOUR APPOINTMENT!

3.C-Mion-When was the last time you had a hit?wait let me think, NEVER.i think that says it all.cameo appearances does not count.YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!!!

4.Soul E-In your own case,you are a bad influence on your peers,you are very unstable.one minute you are an r&b artiste,the next minute you are an evangelist.what is wrong with you?i seriously don't think you have anything to offer this company anymore.YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!!!

5.Big Lo-You were never meant to be here in the first place.i don't really blame you,i blame 2shotz.you are suppossed to be in Alaba,Aba or Onitsha marketing cds or selling whatever it is you know how to sell.i don't want to see you here again.YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!!

6.Marvellous Benjy-It clearly looks like suo has gone the way of galala.initially we thought you had a marketable product(suo) but contrary to our expectations you went from top 10 to not mentioned at all.though you have succeeded in defrauding and decieving us,we have finally caught up with you.YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!

7.Dr Sid-You!!!your own case is a special case.we did all we could for you but it all amounted to nothing.you went to da trybe,you were their weakest link(for crying out loud,da trybe is the harvard of naija rap).you are now in mohits where you should be shining like diamonds considering your background but you are struggling for recognition with people like D prince & K switch. instead of bowing out gracefully,you are intent on destroying all the goodwill left by da trybe.when exactly did you become a doctor?you are nothing but a quack,infact you are a criminal(impersonation of the highest order).I HEREBY TERMINATE YOUR APPOINTMENT WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT!!!!

8.Kenny st Brown-Madam,please sit down & lets talk.due to the relationship we have with your family,we will not be firing you like the others.that is not to say we are pleased with your work ethic.you are always late for work,you are never there when we need you & there has been a lot of complaints/petitions against you(you are not representing gospel artistes very well).did you really make a song with sheyman & da grin?(just curious).to cut a long story short,here is what you need to do for me.take a sheet of paper and write a letter of resignation right now.before you go let me give you a piece of advice,try and get a young gun to take very good care of you and you will be amazed at how soon you will forget about music(i hope you know what i mean).YOUR RESIGNATION LETTER BEFORE WE CLOSE FOR THE DAY!!!!!!

9.Dr Fresh-At this point in time,we have no need for doctors in this company,whether quack or real.the only problem we have with you is that you don't fit the company profile,you are not commited and age is no longer on your side.we are seriously in need of fresh faces.i guess i never told you this before but from my own point of view,you were never an heavy weight champion.YOU ARE F.I.R.E.D

10.Pastor Goody Goody-If you are a pastor,what gospel do you really preach?trick question-when was the last time you had a hit?never.like i said before cameos don't count.YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!

10.5.Mr kool-Mr kool sent in his resignation letter a month ago.he deprived me of the pleasure of saying that wonderful sentence(you are fired).see,i eventually said it.

If your name appears above.its not the end of the world.feel free to go to Ghana(hiplife)congo(soukous & makossa) or go to Sao tome & Principe and make whatever type of music they are making there.you are no longer wanted in Nigeria.thank you very much.

NOTE:if there is someone you feel we have overlooked,please kindly contact the management or call 080-U-ARE-FIRD.

a few observations:

I have tried to like Obiwon but he is quite ( I mean VERY )  cheesy.

C'mion cant sing. NO really, he CAN'T sing. . . . . . just because u have access to a studio don't make u bobby valentino

I had to stare at my tv in disbelief when i saw OJB' s new 'rick ross' look. . . . . .well at least he raps better than Ruggedman . . . . . just joking b4 Dammiecool & Co begin rush me

Big Lo? do I really need to say anything?

lol nice one there some other ones u need to fire

essence, blackface, kshow and six o( those guys just disappeared), eddy rememdy

did i see OJB on that list?
common mehn that guy is a veteran, Guy is in his late 40's. He was there before this new generation of artistes and he is still relevant!!!! wut else do u need him for
he has paid his dues abeg!!!!!!
and trust me he sings better tha most naija artistes even at his age, so if he decides to lay low, its not cos of circumstances, its cos he chooses to!!!!!


and as for Dr Sid, no dey talk wetin u no sabi. Dr sid is a dentist by profession, so no dey spread fake rumour!!

now thats one hilarious speech
Kenny Saint Brown, Dr. SId the lot

can i come work for your company please

@ tosinaded

so because OJB is a veteran,we should ignore the fact that he is not good.what exactly are you saying?
OJB is wack,as simple as ABC

princesa:


can i come work for your company please

me too!!

julian 21:

@ tosinaded

so because OJB is a veteran,we should ignore the fact that he is not good.what exactly are you saying?
OJB is wack,as simple as ABC

guy did u read my post at all?

tosinaded@:

did i see OJB on that list?
common mehn that guy is a veteran, Guy is in his late 40's. He was there before this new generation of artistes and he is still relevant!!!! wut else do u need him for
he has paid his dues abeg!!!!!!
and trust me[b] he sings better tha most naija artistes even at his age, so if he decides to lay low, its not cos of circumstances, its cos he chooses to!!!!![/b]

go through it again and stop spewing nonsense!!!!!
Ojb is a producer, and no sane human will tell me he has been wack as a producer!!!!!

OJB and Obiwon should not be on the list.
But how long will C-mion be doing cameos??

lmao i luv this. YOU ARE FIRED. damn very creative write up and very true, except i disagree wiv OJB being on the list he has been excellent producing for tuface. yea he should have given searching to tuface.

This is the part i love most

3.C-Mion-When was the last time you had a hit?wait let me think, NEVER.i think that says it all.cameo appearances does not count.YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!!!

Why is nomoreloss & koffi not on this list?

What does it take to stay relevant in the game? Anybody knows? I know one thing for sure though, true talent. Music is neither by power nor by mouth (sorry might). People are rushing into the game claiming to be artistes but only time will tell. At the end of the day those that are really doing it for the passion and love and not really for the money/material things will be the ones to stand the test of time. I'll quote maradona here "when I started playing football I didn't know there's so much money in it" which means he just played for the love pure love he has for the game of football. Same way it shud be for whatever career we/you chose.

www.nijabeats.com/members/1004

Where is D'Prince,K-Switch?

Come on man, OJB wack? thats nuts! apart from OJB i agree with u. but saying OJB is wack forces me to fire u as a judge

back off SID!!!!!!

where is tony tetuila, daddy showkey, baba fryo and tolu of maintain, are they still employed or yet to be fired?

lwkm

Now this got me laughing really hard. i agree with some of the artist honestly but OJB common that guy will come back(he is good). And i always wondered why ''searching'' always remained low. i love that song with a passion

@ poster

U're a fool
OJB is a producer now and he's doin good!

banjula:

where is tony tetuila, daddy showkey, baba fryo and tolu of maintain, are they still employed or yet to be fired?

where de guy go hide sef?

@ khanye.

Of all the people who replied to this thread,you are the only one who had the audacity to curse me.
its OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i get it poppin

@ khanye

you don't have to like me khanye
just stay in your lane,
all that s**t you think about me
can stay in your brain,
i will cut you into pieces
cos my tongue is a blade,
you are so fake,
you stole your own name,
the only kanye i know is mr west
as long as iam here
you will be second best.

me lovin this thread

julian 21:

@ khanye

you don't have to like me khanye
just stay in your lane,
all that s**t you think about me
can stay in your brain,
i will cut you into pieces
cos my tongue is a blade,
you are so fake,
you stole your own name,
the only kanye i know is mr west
as long as iam here
you will be second best.

Yeepaa! this is murder o! hey Khanye u fall my hand if u no fire back o! Hey julie, abeg make we do track chei!

luv ur lyrics is tight i hope they are as tight as you,

julian 21:

@ khanye

you don't have to like me khanye
just stay in your lane,
all that s**t you think about me
can stay in your brain,
i will cut you into pieces
cos my tongue is a blade,
you are so fake,
you stole your own name,
the only kanye i know is mr west
as long as iam here
you will be second best.

I LOVE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

KHANYE WAT R U WAITING FOR?

MEEEEEN IF ONLY RUG HEAD MAN CUS SPIT JALF OF THIS, I JUST MIGHT LIKE HIM!!

@ Khanye wetin dey take u so long abi u want make Julie (woman for that matter) blast u and go "scott" free? plus u berra come up with something tighter.

Ol' bobs he be like say Julie don put Khanye for serious high jump o!

hmmm b4 lala go come again, how about 2phat?

you guys love fight
wetting be your own sef
u berra not get involve

julie come marry me abeg . . . i gbadun ur style . .

julian julie

julian 21:

@ khanye

you don't have to like me khanye
just stay in your lane,
all that s**t you think about me
can stay in your brain,
i will cut you into pieces
cos my tongue is a blade,
you are so fake,
you stole your own name,
the only kanye i know is mr west
as long as iam here
you will be second best.

I hate you cos you spit shit/
Ur lyrics r impotent/
U need an x-ray on your wack lyrics/
Now keep spitting your wack lyrics/
i'm good with lyrics like i'm M.9/
Aint wack like you like Ruggedman/
i'm not a slowpoke like sauron/
imma set you on fire with my rhymes/
I'm breaking laws like i'm in brooklyn, Dirty South down to the LAG/
Rep KANYE WEST. to death, betta watch what come out ya breath/
When it comez to crazy punchline, let Khanye (oh) stick into your head/
Cowards want to violate, then we got to demonstrate/
You fool niggaz tellin', when we see you we be yellin'/


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