spikedcylinder:

Pero is fine.

~Sauron~:

Spikey. . . . .Who is the chic in your profile.
We need to synchronise. . . .Tell her i am rich and not yet 30.

Ujujoan:

Maybe she dosent want a rich guy.

oyb:

man,

its good to be 30, with a good car . landed property, solid investments, bigass house , great job - see all the ujojoans dude dey enter without trojans

~Sauron~:

Spikey. . . . .Who is the chic in your profile.
We need to synchronise. . . .Tell her i am rich and not yet 30.

OMO IBO:

Unless Spikey starved herself or went through some gruelling exercise plan or did a face lift and carved a new body for herself there is no way she is the person in the profile pic.
That pic is different from the one she used to have.
That is not to say i've been keeping tabs on her. Nonetheless, i still give her a pass mark.

Have you seen my body before?

OMO IBO:

Yes and no.

Thats why i referred to a picture you used to have in your profile

All the pictures I have ever used in my profile have been face shots, nothing with my body.

OMO IBO:

i don dey see double.
anyway sha, my bad.

I'm sorry if it came across as trouble, I was just wondering is all. . . . .  

mukina2:

my loff got a new 'watcher"

spikedcylinder:

She's my best friend and adopted sister.

candylips:

that sperm distributor called 2face

~Sauron~:

Tell her to report to Hannibal's lair, abeg.
Can she cook?

Yes, she can boil water.
What she uses the boiled water for is another matter altogether though.

spikedcylinder:

Yes, she can boil water.
What she uses the boiled water for is another matter altogether though.

~Sauron~:

Hahahaha. . . . .
Any woman who cannot cook at all should stiffen her middle finger and . . . . . .

spikedcylinder:

Any man who isn't a billionaire at 28 should stick to his petroleum jelly.

~Sauron~:

Hahahaha. . . . .
Any woman who cannot cook at all should stiffen her middle finger and . . . . . .

. . . . . and assist you?

r231:


hahahaha, why u dey abuse me na, lol

spikedcylinder:

. . . . . and assist you?

You ke? Thought you are a billionaire?

spikedcylinder:

. . . . . and assist you?

~Sauron~:

Me ke?
She should stiffen her middle finger and sit on it.

chic2pimp:

thrusting her pelvic up and down