Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and the following dialogue ensued

Maid: What would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea,
          chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
Answer: Tea please.

Maid: Ceylon tea, indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea,
          iced tea or green tea?
Answer: ceylon tea please

Maid: how would you like it, black or white?
Answer: white

Maid: milk or fresh cream?
Answer: with milk

Maid: goat's milk or cow's milk?
Answer: with cow's milk please

Maid: freezeland cow or afrikaner cow?
Answer: umm, think I'll just take it black

Maid: would you like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
Answer: with sugar

Maid: beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: cane sugar

Maid: white, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead

Maid: mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer: mineral water

Maid: flavoured or non-flavoured?
Answer: I think I'll just die of thirst.



Make the person kuku say e no wan serve you, abi.

[b] No be small thing oooo[/b]

kolomental!

Nothing dey Happen.


archbishop

;d

GeeCee:

Maid: mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer: mineral water
Maid: flavoured or non-flavoured?
Answer: I think I'll just die of thirst.

This is serious

Seen it before - but still very funny sha