Why me?

says d-banj

190, No she doesnt!!! What makes u think of that?


Yusuf, wetin Dbanj now?

Ure just making this up to make me feel the hit!

seriously looking check profile for more infos thank you

^^^ Your meaning exactly?

dude's feelin ya, ms.potato

Oh no he isnt. He is spamming the whole forum with this same posts. Check his Profile.

Wow, he looks kinda Lost , hope he gets found soon,  , By the way, Ms. potato, wot popin?

Walks in
farts n rushes out

All the cockroaches in yusuf's caban die from Dyt's fart.

Yusuf tell Dyt thank you o.

Iya my luv, aw u doing 2ay?

Dyt:

Walks in
farts n rushes out

eyah, i tot by now, u must have been discharged from the Correction center, too bad

Lord_Reed:

All the cockroaches in yusuf's caban die from Dyt's fart.

Yusuf tell Dyt thank you o.

i guess that shld make me fell what now? aw u dey 2day?

Hello Yusuf bro. Longest time. Where have u been?

For me, work dey slaughter me for my head and yet I still get time post here LOL!

Ms. Potato:

Hello Yusuf bro. Longest time. Where have u been?

For me, work dey slaughter me for my head and yet I still get time post here LOL!

hell of a weekend, almost died of fun . and i hardly use my phone to reply post on NL, i'm trying not 2 make nairalanding a habit? Just office hours and wen i'm ome alone & bored maybe.

Bro I dey. So I see your weekend rocked.

yusuf_@:

hell of a weekend, almost died of fun . and i hardly use my phone to reply post on NL, i'm trying not 2 make nairalanding a habit? Just office hours and wen i'm ome alone & bored maybe.

lol

i sensed that you were once addicted to NL?

Ms. Potato:

lol

i sensed that you were once addicted to NL?

u can say that again, i joined NL since 2006, i even bought my first car from a Nairalander in the auto section, and i stop posting for like 2 years, then after that it became casual, i only replied to home page topics mostly Politics, but i stumbled into the romance section and gbam , hooked again, By the way, wen are we going to visit DYT at the rehab center, Her condition seems to be worsening

yusuf_@:

u can say that again, i joined NL since 2006, i even bought my first car from a Nairalander in the auto section, and i stop posting for like 2 years, then after that it became casual, i only replied to home page topics mostly Politics, but i stumbled into the romance section and gbam , hooked again, By the way, wen are we going to visit DYT at the rehab center, Her condition seems to be worsening

WOW! 2006 How come I never come across your profile? I registered in 2008 but my ID name was gabrywyl and than it got changed to Gabry.

Well my dear, let me go buy some fruits first than we can go visit Dyt. Should I buy her watermelon or pineapple or plantain?

Ms. Potato:

WOW! 2006 How come I never come across your profile? I registered in 2008 but my ID name was gabrywyl and than it got changed to Gabry.

Well my dear, let me go buy some fruits first than we can go visit Dyt. Should I buy her watermelon or pineapple or plantain?

@ Bolded, well i guess thats because i never posted outsidde the sports, politiccs and auto section, up until late last year. And about getting DYT some fruits, some plantain or unripe bananas wount be a bad idea , i can imagine aw Hot she must be now.

Ewooo ooooo
shoutin
i don suffer ooooo
na me una dey run mouth 4 abi
carries stic n chasin em naked
una go hear am 2day

dis wan don pass rehab case oh, Igbobi go get new patient 2day b that, oya wey that rope?

Yusuf n potato runnin helter sketer n shoutin
yeee
mo gbe ooo *i don die*
Dyt sorry ooo
no vex
*Dyt moves closer n almost hittin dem*
suddenly she sees ice cream n choc
licks lips

Potato Lures DYT with one of her ice cream delicacies as yusuf quietly sneaks up bhind and grabs her legs, surprisingly, she doesnt seem to resist,

minutes later she's tire up and all quiet but still looks confused and happy at the same time,

meanwhile *the sound of sirens roaring in the background gets louder as it head in their direction* Yusuf looks down @ DYT, shaking his head and thinking, One of Nairalands finest, & this had to hapun?

Ms potato puts some clothings over her nak3d body, wow gucci still looks good on dyt after all.

Looks up n den kicks his kini
dont do dat again young man
*whisperin*
na wa 4 abj nlers sef
dey no fit tk pesin out go buy ice cream
mtcheewwww

*stage whispers @Dyt*
You me icecream you likey?

Yh
me lovey d cream one
hmmmm
licks upper lips n closes eyes

Lord_Reed:

*stage whispers @Dyt*
You me icecream you likey?

What does this mean naa

I wanna distract her with icecream so you can make a getaway.