@ ruudie

let him rave and rant,
he can shout now, when razorr was slicing his d_ck all we heard was moansssssssss

how many gays are in the building?

we just hear gay talk this days

gay commentary, Gay Referee. Damn

* kicks the ball at the commentary box and stones boot at ref *

^{** Commentary **}

we interrupt this live update for a NEWS FLASH

NEWS FLASH \
the president of N.L. football association has passed a special order to the N.L. anti-doping agency to allow a certain player SOMZE take PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS to boost his performances . . . the president was so appalled by his display at the JEJELOLATU ARENA during a FREE-KICK session and hence his decision. the said player, tried to re-enact the "SAF on beckhie" but could barely get the boot beyond his very own NOSE - UNBELIEVABLE  

he then attempted to hit the ball in the direction of the commentary box, in apparent frustration after been mauled in a contest with JM's secretary, but only managed to kick the ball into the waiting arms of a 3month old baby on the very first row of the stands who caught and held it aloft gleefully like one of his l'il play things.

the president went on further to say that such IMPOTENT displays were not helpful to the growth of the sport, hence his decision

SOMZE becomes the first man ever in the history of competitive sports to be consciously allowed to take PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS - lets see what good that will do the frustrated young man.

^{** Commentary **}

and with that news flash, we end today's telecast !

@ RUUDIE,

Forgive Somze for he knows not what he does.
How do u expect a half man-half beast to he behave himself?
Somze's DNA has been compromised and this is why he snaps at everyone.
I had to go to the very dungeons of Kilimanjaro to unravel the mystery surrounding Somze's existence.
Lets forgive his animalistic manners.

Somze aka SMEAGOL,
Are u taking your injections?
Pls follow the instructions religiously.
U should be well in anutha 104 weeks from now if u adhere strictly to ur medications.
Erm, erm, at this junction, we hereby drop the curtain.
IT'S A WRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Admin,
PLEASE LOCK THIS THREAD UP!!!!!!!!!!!

Freekick to Jackal for asking for the thread to be locked


freekick at Ruudie for being a commentator , he needs to get his butt in the field and play

* poses in front of the journalist with George Bush's Cow boy hat on *

My fellow Nairalanders,

We have witnessed progress in publicizing our WAR ON PLAGIARISATION.

Our Intelligence tells us that Jackal possesses Weapons of Mass Plagiarisation (WOMPs) and he is being financed by Razorr's Prostitution. We are uncovering evidence that suggests that even the NTA media (Ruudie) has been bribed by Razorr to foil our campaign.

We are currently talking to other members of the Sports thread Elders council and we are receiving very good signals. We are confident a resolution would be reached declaring AN ALL OUT WAR ON PLAGIARISATION.

Make no mistakes Jackass is a gay mad dog and Razorr is his accomplice. They constitute a threat to authenticity of rhymes and rap. Together they must be exterminated. We must wipe these ENEMIES OF ORIGINALITY AND CREATIVITY off the face of Nairaland.

Rest assured we would not sleep, we would not rest till we achieve that aim.

God bless Chelsea FC
God bless our Nairaland

* comes out with CIA chief to publicize new intelligence *

My fellow Nairalanders,

Our huge investements on intelligence is evidently paying off. We secretly started an operation SHOCK AND AWE on certain rhymes were we had tip off. We have uncovered another site of JAckal's WEAPONS OF MASS PLAGIARISATION.

This time Jackass stole the WHOLE - YES WE MEAN 110% - Of THE RAP from his one time friend REYES4EVA. We discovered that this rap was written more than a year ago on precisely April 19th 2006. We have sent our B2B bombers and we have destroyed that facility. Intelligence further suggests that this facility may have been financed by a certain Razorr through her passed relationships with one of the following people - Kituan, Loyika, WormedUp. We further have uncovered that she was consecutively dumped by each of them when they discovered she was er erm LOOSED.

We are taking this war to the land of the ENEMIES OF CREATIVITY OF RAP LINES.

We will show the whole world these cowards lack integrity and MUST BE ANNIHILATED.

WE ARE AT WAR

somze, you don win. it is high time that jackass shut up his mouth and diseased dick.

* PRESIDENT comes out again laughing profusely *

Fellow Nairlanders,

We have recieved numerous phone calls from a lot of friends and well wishers one of which is the following

mr ferlie:

somze, you don win. it is high time that jackass shut up his mouth and diseased privates.

We are glad that people can see our WAR ON PLAGIARISATION AS AN EFFORT TO PROMOTE AND PROTECT THE INTEGRITY OF RAP NOT JUST HERE IN NAIRALAND BUT IN THE CYBER WORLD AS A WHOLE.

Our Intelligence Officers are constantly at work to keep you abreast with latest informations as they are exposed.

We have new intelligence about another of JACKASS Facility where he stores WEAPONS OF MASS PLAGIARISATION.

Again it is a FULL RAP - YES WE MEAN 120% - STOLEN from his friend REYES4EVA. Intelligence says that this rap was written against our Strong and Closest Ally Miss Mukina in May 11 2006. Again Intelligence suggest that not only promiscuous Razorr but even Ruudie helped to finance this facility. We have sent our Atomic bombers to RAZE the facility to the ground.

WE PROTECT OUR ALLIES TO THE UTTERMOST,

ANY ATTACK ON AN ALLY WOULD BE RETURNED IN THE STRONGEST OF TERMS

WE WILL WIPE THESE IMPOSTORS OFF THE FACE OF NAIRALAND

@ Mr Ferile,
You r just a nicompoop so i wont sink low to talk with a leprechaun like u.

@ Somze aka SMEAGOL

You r the biggest fool on Nairaland.
Lemme school u a bit because u seem too retarded to understand how things have worked on Nairaland.
There was actually a firm called the FAM on the freestyle thread.
Jackal was assigned to write all the rhymes for the fam to fight the hoodboyz.
Reyes4evam Jagenne and Hucarson and Beyunce were all members of the FAM last year so shut your trap.
If u don't suffer conjuctivitis, all these peops gave props n credits to the Jackal in every lyric they wrote on Nairaland in that same thread.
Ya allegations are lame and for Bleep's sake, stop using the word PLAGIARISATION.
You stole the word from me when i accused KITAUN of plagiarising my story on this same thread.
C'mon homie, give up or self-service off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Le Chacal is tons better than u!!!!!!!!

* President Somze on phone with Army Officials in war zone *

President: Good day General how is it going on the battle field

General: Good day Mr President, we are enforcing you supreme rule over rap on nairaland and we are taking every enemy base we find down

President: Give me the latest

General: We have in our possesion images that confirms our suspicions on JACKAL's relationship with RUUDIE. We have very disturbing pictures that proves that the two are infact GAY PARTNERS and RAZORR was just a cheap cover up. We have them NAKED AND IN ACTION on camera. We believe Razorr may have been the one doing the filming for her personal gratifications. I should tell you Mr President these pictures are really disturbing.

President: I see

General: We ask your permission to expose them to the general public to help the build support and awareness for our WAR ON PLAGIARISATION

President: Permission Denied, our objective is to destroy facilities containing WEAPONS OF MASS PLAGIARISATION not to interefere with personal fetish practices. Goodbye General

General: Goodbye Mr President

Jackal:

@ Mr Ferile,
You r just a nicompoop so i wont sink low to talk with a leprechaun like u.

@ Somze aka SMEAGOL

You r the biggest fool on Nairaland.
Lemme school u a bit because u seem too retarded to understand how things have worked on Nairaland.
There was actually a firm called the FAM on the freestyle thread.
Jackal was assigned to write all the rhymes for the fam to fight the hoodboyz.
Reyes4evam Jagenne and Hucarson and Beyunce were all members of the FAM last year so shut your trap.
If u don't suffer conjuctivitis, all these peops gave props n credits to the Jackal in every lyric they wrote on Nairaland in that same thread.
Ya allegations are lame and for Bleep's sake, stop using the word PLAGIARISATION.
You stole the word from me when i accused KITAUN of plagiarising my story on this same thread.
C'mon homie, give up or self-service off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Le Chacal is tons better than u!!!!!!!!

We have just seen more of his GAY RANTS.
This guy would even have us believe he invented the word PLAGIARISATION after he wrongfully said PLAGIARISER was not in the dictionary.
Now he's giving us a cock and bull tale on him writing the rhymes blah blah blah
I'm guessing you wrote for Eminem, Bizarre and D12 too since we have proof that one of your rap was stolen from a lot of their songs
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-65761.0.html#msg1286434

YOU LACK EVERY ATOM OF INTEGRITY AND YOU ARE NOT TO BE BELIEVED OR TAKEN SERIOUSLY

YOU ARE AN ENEMY TO CREATIVITY AND AUTHENTICITY OF RAP LINES ON NAIRALAND.

I WOULD NOT RELENT ON MY WAR ON PLAGIARISATION

I WOULD NOT STOP UNTIL YOU ARE FULLY EXPOSED FOR THE IMPOSTOR YOU ARE

I WILL NOT FAIL

@ jackaliar, better bury ur face and tiny dick in shame, u ve lost ur integrity on this forum. u were accussed of using multiple IDs recently. now you are caught stealing. u no dey shame. find something productive to do with your life. that drug is not good for your wellbeing.

Meanwhile

I and my intelligent officers are scanning a lot of sites with state of art technologies. One of the sites we are currently looking at is -

http://forum.gorillamask.net/archive/index.php/t-913.html

IF WE AS MUCH AS HAVE 4 LINES EQUIVALENT TO THOSE IN ANY OF JACKASS LYRICS WE WOULD QUICKLY EXPOSE HIM.

JOIN US IN THIS WAR ON PLAGIARISATION

IT IS NOT A WAR ON CHARACTER OR BASED ON LIES, IT TRANSCENDS JACKASS HIMSELF AND IT SHOWS THAT IN THE STRONGEST OF FORM WE DO NOT SUPPORT THE CRIMINAL ACTS OF PIRACY, FORGERY OR ROBBERY.

God bless Seun
God bless our Nairaland

Somze + Ferlie = SMEAGOL and DEAGOL.

You guys are just buncha clowns.
It seems Somze = Ferlie but we r still not sure.
We r running a DNA match so it wont be too long now.

@ SMEAGOL,

Don't u get tired with your President/George Bush/B2B bombers?
The last time i checked u were 37 years.
Get real fool, Get smart.
If u want to battle . . . . . . .Lets battle.
Stop all these rants u and your gay bedmate are spewing.
Like Menike told ya, I got Nairaland wrapped around me hands.
If u don't think so. . . . . . . .  Lets do 800 bars and letz see if i wont make u choke on your blood u sonofabitch.
Go and bring all your wackass crew. . . . I am ready to break spinez!

jackass, are u on drug or drunk? somze = mr ferlie, stop washing your dirty linen in the public.
simply respond to the allegations made by honourable somze and stop drifting up and down.

MR JACKASS,

WE ARE FIGHTING A BATTLE ALREADY.

IT IS A BATTLE OF INTEGRITY, OR TRUTH AND OF WORTH.

I GAVE YOU A CHANCE OF A PLAYFUL RAP BATTLE BUT DISCOVERED THAT YOU LACKED INTEGRITY AND YOU INFACT WERE PLAGIARISING.

I AM GOING THROUGH ALL YOUR RAPS, AND IN EXPOSING YOU I PROTECT THE AUTHENTIC SOURCES OF THOSE RAPS - SOME OF THEM DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING - EMINEM, D12.

QUIT CRYING LIKE A KID. WHAT YOU DID IS IN FACT CRIMINAL. GET THAT INTO YOUR HEAD. NAIRALAND DOES NOT SUPPORT CRIMINAL ACTS.

MENIKE JOINED IN SUPPORT, SO DOES MR FERLIE - THESE TWO PEOPLE I DO NOT KNOW NOR DO I COMMUNICATE WITH THEM. IT IS THROUGH THIS AWARENESS CAMPAIGN THEY GOT TO FIND OUT THE TRUTH.

YOU ARE NOT MY ENEMY. WHAT YOU DID MUST BE STOPPED. ALL OTHERS THAT WANT TO FOLLOW YOUR CRIMINAL ACT MUST BE DISCOURAGED

YOU CAN EITHER JOIN ME OR THROW INSULTS AT ME. AS I HAVE SHOWN I WILL NOT BE DERAILED

I WILL NOT FAIL

Mr ferlie, MouthAction is what you are called? Am i correct?
Why are u succesfully acting like a follower. Somze and Jackal are beefing. Why are u sticking your snout in it? I got ur ass lined up to be grilled when the green smoke pops up.
I think its about time i put u roaches in alcohol, bruv! Its a thin line between death and life and u are approaching that fast. On whose side are u? The Aces or the Fakists? I think u need to make up your mind.

@ Jackal,
Hey yo!!!!!! Whuddup?
Happenin? Lets waste these roaches. I have about 2000 bars prepped and ready for whoever it is on this thread. We took this forum last summer. Its about time we stamp the authority again. Lets crack this.
Holla me @ YIM if u still online.

JACKASS GO AND GET ALL YOUR FRIENDS WITH YOU

IT IS A WONDER THAT NO ONE INTELLIGENTLY NEGATES ANY OF MY CLAIMS. IT ONLY PROVES THE AUTHENTICITY OF MY ARGUMENTS.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-65761.0.html

LIKE I HAVE SAID BEFORE GO AND GET ALL THE RAPPERS FROM NAIRALAND TO BACK YOU UP

I WILL NOT BE DERAILED, I WOULD NOT RELENT, I WOULD NOT FAIL

THIS IS A WAR AGAINST ALL FORMS OF PLAGIARISATION

THE CRUSADE CONTINUES

LOL,

do you think we are fools.  
hucarson, we know you are jackal.
jackal stop all this old trick.

i don't know what crawled up your anal passage tonite somze, but we'd all prefer it if you created a thread to do that instead of messing this one up. Who gives a crap about you and your war on 'plagiarisation' (a word that doesn't exist by the way) ??

make we hear word jare.

Jackal is more than your match on this forum, but keep your rantings going, just do it elsewhere ok?

@ somze,
i am glad u nigga posted.
Get some education, theres no plagiarism in rap. You peops don't know shit about the art of rapping. These rhymes are being picked up day by day on the streets and its all about who waxes a record first. What u hear from Fiddy's mouth mostly belongs to Chavette and its all good in the hood.
Your campaign is ill and stop wasting valuable space and shouting on a weblog.
You want to battle? Create a new thread and lets see how good u are.

@ debosky,

why would the admin allow leprechauns to waste considerable space on this weblog.
what has this place turned to? Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyum, i am not buying this waste of space,at all.
anyways,i think MouthAction put his little tweenie up somze's ass tonight. I cant fathom out why a nigga will use more than 20 different comments to say the same horseshit. Its madness on nairaland,i guess.

Hucarson,

Gracious me, where the hell have u been?
U couldnt have shhowed up at the right time.
Some wankstas here are raising the bar. Just like the old days.
Pls dont get involved yet. I am trying to make body-counts of this PLAGIRISATION party(sounds like PDP) to me but i aint sure.
Lets chat on YIM, leave these idiots alone for now.
Ssup homie, nigga i missed u.

DEBO
THIS IS A FREEKICK THREAD AND THAT FALLS WELL WITHIN MY RANGE

DEFINITION OF PLAGIARISATION IS HERE

http://www.answers.com/topic/plagiarism-plagiarization-plagiarisation-piracy
http://www.wordwebonline.com/en/PLAGIARISATION

KEEP UP YOUR SUPPORT FOR YOUR CRIMINAL FRIEND JACKASS BUT PLEASE DO A SIMPLE DICTIONARY SEARCH BEFORE YOU START YOUR POSTS OK?

THANK YOU

hucarson, your profile says ur last post was dec 12, 2006 b4 today. did u just wake up since then.?
why is this thread your first response since then? or did jackal call u to come and defend him? why are you too poking nose into a brawl not of ur own?we know u re jackal. just be bold.

IT IS A WONDER THAT PEOPLE CAN COME HERE TO THROW INSULTS ABOUT LOUSY THINGS LIKE PICTURES, HOMOSEXUALITY AND NOT GET SCORNED BUT WHEN THE TRUTH IS BROUGHT UP DEBO WANTS IT PUSHED ASIDE.

HUCA
I HAVE REPLIED YOU HERE

THANK YOU MR FERLIE

THE TRUTH CAN NOT BE HIDDEN

AND DEBO YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK

THE WAR ON PLAGIARISATION WILL NOT FAIL

@ ferlie,

I think ur father hit the wrong hole when he came. It made ur birth complicated and bestowed a down's syndrome on u. When will u cats get the jerk that jackal and i aint the same. I am online now, Jackal is online. can a single individual log on with different ids at the same time?
u are such a numbskull u dont read between the lines. i am a loose cannon, i will waste u with the speed of light.
U know what, i am bored with all these boring talks. Lets battle if u gays want anarchy.

THIS WAR IS HAVING SUPPORT FROM THE NEUTRALS

THE NEWEST IS SOMEONE CALLED GBADE.X

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-65761.32.html#msg1289087

HUCA

WE ARE BATTLING AND WE ARE WINING

IT IS TRUTH AGAINST FALSEHOOD

SINCERITY AGAINST BIAS

IT IS AUTHENTICITY OF RAP AGAINST OUTRIGHT PLAGIARISATION

WE WILL NOT FAIL

alright somze, do your thing, my apologies for challenging your grammar.

I wouldn't exactly call Jackal my friend, but we go way back on the nl sports section.

I'd prefer you doing this thing elsewhere, afterall you already have a thread for it.

and stop the all caps posting mate, it may get you banned.