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| I Want To Be A Muslim by Judek2(m): 7:10pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
A man without any religion wanted to join a religion which will bring him peace and prosperity. He has been hearing from rummors about this "religion of peace" so he made up his mind to join Islam. He went to an Islam Imman ant tells him. "I have heard so much about the "religion of PEACE",so i've made up my mind to join them.I dont want to go to hell so What shall i do to enter heaven?" "Kill the infidels!!!" the Imman shouted,"and Allah shall reward you with 72 virgins in Heaven". The man ran away shouting "Oomaamalishit!!!  ,i never knew the were saying "religion of PISS"@moderator,you can move this to Joke section if you wish. Lmfao  |
| Re: I Want To Be A Muslim by ahmed7861: 7:42pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
It is very good thing.We people give you welcome to join this religion.I must say if you come in this religion than you will get lots of benefits in your whole life.It is very good that you want be a Muslim. |
| Re: I Want To Be A Muslim by Nobody: 8:19pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
ahmed7861: LOL this guy no even read am 1 Like |
| Re: I Want To Be A Muslim by Sweetnecta: 8:22pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
^^^^ You need to lay off them dumb-bell mehn. What Ahmed has done is ignore the rant of Jude and just left a positive message. |
| Re: I Want To Be A Muslim by Nobody: 8:23pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
Aight bruv peace |
| Re: I Want To Be A Muslim by Judek2(m): 10:40pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
ahmed7861: Hahahaha @ Ahmed. After what the Imman told me,you still want me to join? |
| Re: I Want To Be A Muslim by JeSoul(f): 9:06pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
Judek2:Lol. Wish granted. |
| Re: I Want To Be A Muslim by StudioCFR(m): 9:37pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
Muslim Thread. . . Terrorist Thread Exits Terrorist Thread |
| Re: I Want To Be A Muslim by Judek2(m): 9:49pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
@Moderator, you can move it back to religion section if you wish |
| Re: I Want To Be A Muslim by kemmeye: 10:41pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
UM OK, I DONT GET IT  |
| Re: I Want To Be A Muslim by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 6:41am On Nov 23, 2011 |
Beats me |
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