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LaRoyalHighness:
Can we see your own face please?

You will, when everyone wants it which is never so u wait, ok.

WARNING: Am finer than Dilish and wouldnt want to crash NL or give Dannyxy heart palpitations...lol

ShortPistolZA:
OMG, Vusi Nova in the house!! As I scream like a little girl

Was goin ask u guys who he is, love his songs especially ds last one. I love me these native songs. Niceeee

The housemates are seated in a dim lit romantic setting room for dinner and pictures are shown on d screen and next thing i see is Ella, Mambea and one elctrician in d middle. Wow, that guy is ug die!

There's a fine chocotay wearing the one campaign teeshirt singing now. Nice song

No chocolatey just fine

Forwetinnah:
Idris and Maggi2 seated on a table. ..The rest are in 3s, hmmmnn. Do I smell a rat?? Still gonna vote Tayo TDB regardless

So u too see what i saw? Lol. If that's d case then one of the other tables will be d bottom three, alu emeeeee.

And i thought twas MI closing d show?

Wow, Tayo's d kind of man u want to marry just for his looks. The guy has a great body and looks smashing in anything. Loving his looks now.

Idris' in love with this outfit-red wrapper, navy suit and dt it was white knee length socks and Sipe, oh Sipe always complaining of how she never has enough time for her art work and Macky2, phew, the guy dresses like one of those Sesame streets xters.

sugarcoconut:
Bia nwa biafra wetin dey totori u like dis abi na d cheese balls and ice cream dey do u strong thing. Kpachakwara anya gi oo

Forwetinnah:
Mogbe !! Omo deyi ma shewon leshe

Say what?! Wish i could undastand ds language.

sugarcoconut:
Xixixixixixixix *Falls off from verrazona bridge* Pls somebori help!!!!!!!

Hahahahahaha, u got me laughing hard here too. 911's on d way

sugarcoconut:
Xixixixixixixix *Falls off from verrazona bridge* Pls somebori help!!!!!!!

Hahahahaha, u got me laughing hard too. I've called 911 so wait

forkadict:
Very good questions.

1. Cos most of the hammers you think look like vjs are in their limp states. If they were big enough and in their excited states, they will never look like vjs.

2. It can never fall off cos God Almighty is the one responsible for the installation. As for dangling, it depends on how tight your briefs are. If they are not tight fitting, then the hammers will dangle but it won't be visible to no one. If the briefs are tight fitting, the hammers will not dangle.

Any more questions?

Forky the man, i trust u neva to disappoint. Thanks for the detailed intelligent answers but to be honest, there are some that look so flat like a shaved mound of flesh even with the flacid hammer.

Secondly, i ddnt mean fall off literally but u know, hang loose nd jingle.

njokusboy:
Huh??

Well

U never answer my queshion o. I dey wait.

Eustachio:
You were once married?

Yes, was to a Pakistani and he wasnt good at it so we called it quits after 72 days

GHKWAME1:
At this rate I am not sure my dream of marrying a virgin will be fulfilled.

Awwwww, poor Ghkwame. I was a virgin till my wedding night just that the marriage crumbled after 72 days. Its still tight so no worries

[quote author=ShortPistolZA post=28649504][/quote]Ok grandmother

ShortPistolZA:
WHO mentioned payments? You must be cross eyed.

Wow, some people don't catch the joke no matter what and i thought u were laid back

decanta:
Don't make me expose the thing women do to hide their wetness.. You don't want these niggas to know that some of you enjoy sex more than they do.

There isnt nothing wrong in enjoying s.ex at all and please tell me what wonen do to hide their wetness cos i don't know.

sugarcoconut:
Lilly looking good
Alusa not bad
Trez looking fresh




Btw what's wrong with Luis?

Lily aint looking bad but that front hair tashoo atasho and Luis na the more u look the less u see. In d last pixs posted by someone here with Esther, Mira and Sam, he looked so cute with his lovely dentition. Dont know what's wrong with him here.

Wyraciskyi:
Hmmm... I'll Be Shocked If She Isn't...Saw her Instagram Photos And She Looks Like Tayo

Yeah, she really does especially with dt bulgy eyes. You may be right or he just choses his friends based on their facial (eye) features.

Quick question Forkadict, Ochon, Nwanjoku and all d bobos in da house.

1) How do u guys packk ur 'hammers' sometimes to make some of u look like vj in pants?

2) After packing it like that, how come it doesn't fall off and dangle while in motion?

*curious*

Eustachio:
Yes! Yes!! Yes!!

Chelshit finally lost!!

Unbeaten and invincibles my hairy black àss!!

I love me some Newcastle right now.

Dannyxy, you don hide? Show face make I mock you small.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1920774_special_jpeg35d4ca5b585d5355e515b2c504d088b5

Ha, so even u get am black? U need to use Skinnel to lighten it up.

njokusboy:
Una still dey buy plot?

Yes o, as others dey argue make we dey buy plots dey go.

soloqy:
She is a model . And she does a lot of work in SA .

Ok, good for her.

Plot 4

Plot 3

Plot 2

Plot 1

Reincarnated:
Ksslib be like WHERE IS REINCARNATED? IF UNA NO FIND REINCARNATED I GO DEACTIVATE MY ACCOUNT. JEKYLLANDHYDE, EUSTACHIO, THANDII1 YOU NEVER HEAR FROM REINC SO??
Day 2*****

Eustachio: Ksslib how fa na
Ksslib: No dey ask me howfa when u never locate reinc? ARE YOU MAD
Eustachio: I never hear from am.. I swear if Reinc no show within 24 hours, e be like say i go kill myself than commit suicide.. Which one u tink worse pass bro?

Day 3***
Thandii1: OOOH OOOH I never esperreredit.. I never thought reinc will go a day without talking to me.. My heart haff broke.. I can't breathe. Please locate him or I will not eat.. Jelly abi Jekyll abi ki lo n pe...what are u useful for?

Few hours later
JekyllAndHyde: Ahh, *thinking to himself* Reinc has left me without a word sha.. Ahhhhh no no no no no aye le ni to tan.. How will I survive? I cant survive...

Rest of nairaland bba thread be like: *checks Reinc's account** not yet logged on** https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1389058159/7980240.gif


I finally log on, see all the chaos going on cuz i've been missing for what? Like 2 days pere, and i'm like [img]http://media./media/6XjDsvyFpIhYA/giphy.gif[/img] my people wassup

Ksslib, Eustachio, Thandii1, JekyllAndHyde and the rest of bba nl be like: [img]http://3.bp..com/-NoZydjO8oW4/Tw4M63jJlcI/AAAAAAAAAmE/nIif2yBhjcI/s1600/celebration-reaction-gif.gif[/img] THE KING IS BACK, HE'S BACK

Then some hater comes and is like: https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbf495Qd2d1rfduvxo1_500.gif which King?

Response from everyone to that person: https://38.media.tumblr.com/26b610745858c6e1c83db64db4185bbd/tumblr_mgforp038s1s21ilgo1_400.gif

And then with satisfaction, I look at the hater like: [img]http://pgoaspryliving2.files./2014/06/dont-even-care.gif[/img]

Jijoooooossss! This short man wan kill me with laughter. Guy, u funny live mehn!

Welcome back brah and thanks for the thank u.

Hope u wont disappear again cos Sugiecocos missed u

decanta:
Heard she is tayo's girlfriend.

She fits better as his sis with that o(k)polo eye.

ShortPistolZA:
I watched too & no I watch at home not on Facebook because I do have DStv you know. Friday morning I left home @ 7 am because we were having a story reading session for the kids, so we had to decorate etc. I had no time to watch tv so there's no way I'd have known Tayo got his drum back. I still haven't seen it since because I'm currently not watching. Busy. So let's just agree to disagree on this one.

peace out

Whatever mehn, u ddnt have to waste that much mb explaining how much u pay for ur dstv .

Nways, peace out gurl!

soloqy:
She is a close friend and a model too.

The info on these streets are most times very wrong

Ha, model with that face? She had better have the body for it o.

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