Shym3xx:
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yep. big ti.ts can be nice. my ex has big ti.ts and it was crazy nice.

they've started the game.

YUP. just checked her out. she is the exact opposite of what i like. she has big tits and no ass lol. i like the reverse, average tits and big ass lolzzz. not too big though but ample enough. these are my carnal desires. but of course i am a celestial being but we still do live in these carnal flesh and these carnal flesh have their desires lolzzzz

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lol.

i'll fvck the shyte outta dem ti.ts there and watch them bounce around.

yeah different strokes for different folks mate. that aint doing nothing for me. i will google her tho. esther baxter you said ?

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Loool.

I want to grow with my kids, especially the boys. Should drop one soon.

yeah goodluck with dat shytttt.

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lol.

some of them look attractive and sexy, especially the ones that aren't fat with flat bellies.

Esther Baxter is a classic example

yeah not for me buddy. i like em small or average lolzzz

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Lool. you're gonna be 80 and ya oldest child would be 20.

makes no difference to me. i think thats ideal. i will hate to be in my forties and my kid is in his twenties. thats wack as hell. just looking at the grown kid you produced will make you feel old even though you are still relatively young. i want to be in my eighties with a 20 year old kid lolzzzz

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Obviously lol.

But I know a few young naij chics from around where I live with ridiculously huge ti.ts and they're teens, I swear down.

yeah ridiculously huge tit-s is a turn off for me. i dont need that much tit-s.

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I'm cut from a different cloth - I don't mess around with my fam. Too close knitted. They're all riders and without them, I won't be here today. So I believe I owe them that.

Anyway, when you're gonna start popping babies? You're growing grey hair my nyggah.

at the age humphrey boggart and hugh grant started popping babies. in my forties is when i wanna start. and i dont have a single grey hair on my head so i dont know what you talkin bout. am a young man.

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she aiitttt. is she african american ?

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Lool.

So you can say all these about ya sister, but disrespect the next man's sisters, no? I can violate ya sister if I wanted to, but I won't do that.

But never trust these women (not talking about ya sister here), they love fvcking, especially once they believe you can fvck them good. There's some next naij chic I was beating when she was engaged. Stop beating it when she got married and got pregnant. And now that she's had the baby I can beat it any time I want lool.

I saw her at the shopping centre one time with her hussy and the guy was acting all super in love. I had to keep a straight face and walk past them though she was smiling. Every time I bump into her, I just smack her bum any how. And this chic is nice, fam. She's Igbo.

you can say anything about my sis. they are just words. sticks and stones may break my bones but words ? you know the rest. listen you need to get to the point where words dont affect you cuz that is a weakness. you can say anything about my family and i just see it as words. heck i will join in with you to talk crazy about my own family. dats just the kinda nigga i am. i am carefree lolzzz

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hahaha you about to lose this time around. GSW got this one bro

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you about to lose 50 pounds ma nigga lolzzzz

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Lool.

That's what they all say till they get the Mutombo.

I had one mad experience recently. Some 7 months old pregnant chic with huge batty was troubling a nyggah to beat it. Fam, some of these chics are nasty. Why would a decent chic want a next man to stick his mutombo on her seed's head? I had to tell her to fvck off.

I still crack jokes about it with my boy. Crazy heifer.

i hear all dat but my sis is different. we was raised right. strict upbringing with much morals. she not beating no niggas on the side. i can put my life on it. and like i said her dude is like an alpha male and is the son of a major general and they have close ties to the nigga who lost the governorship election to ambode. they all run in the same circles. trust me she not beating nobody on the side. so he dicking her down right and they are comfortable.

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My word is my bond.

ok we have a deal.

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Lol.

Married women can get it.

Don't trust these married women - I see a lot of them at the gym tryna get a nyggah laid.

yeah not my sis. she dont play dat. her man is all the man she need. he an alpha alpha male

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I'm on it. £50.

OKC to progress to the NBA finals to face the Cavs.

ok i say GSW. just to let you know i am a man of my words. are you a man of your words and if i win will you send me the 50 pounds or you will start concocting stories ? lolzz

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Lol.

Not interested in talking to her.

she a married woman with kids. she not interested in talking to you

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I doubt it, especially if Durant and Westbrook can come big in their two home games. They already nicked one away.

Nah. I've got virgin...watching it on ESPN.

you wanna put money on it ? we can place a bet on it if you are so sure thunder will win. you down for a lil wager of 50 pounds ?

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Has ya sister got a big batty like a lot of these Ijebu chics?

hmmm not too big. kinda average batty i think.

Shym3xx:


Cigars not cigarettes. Cigars are far better.

Yes. Raptors and Cleveland. Wanna see if Cavaliers would maintain their perfect record in the playoffs. And if Lowry would wake up.

I see OKC beating the Warriors in 6.

nah warriors got this one. trust me. so there is a game tonight ? are you watching online ? share the link bruv

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Loooooool.

Why you gotta to lie, my nyggah? Looool

Lie about what ? you want me to give you my sisters number so you can call her and ask ?

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Life is short, my nyggah. Enjoy life while you can.

A nyggah is about to smoke that Cuban cohiba cigar as I watch the NBA playoffs. Cigars and henny - that's the new anthem.

nah mayne i gave up cigarettes and weed like 5 years ago. speaking of the playoffs, there is a game tonight ? cuz i dont think there is a game tonight. its tomorrow GSW vs OKC

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And ya mum took all the houses, no? Hmmmm...I smell fried fish.

nah we the kids took all the houses lolzzz

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Loool.

I shall keep my fingers crossed.

You smoke cohiba cigars?

cohiba cigars ? hell nahhhh. i smoke nothing but garri

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Loool.

Keep dreaming - white fvckers got them on chokehold. And fresh African immigrants are the willing tools they will use against them.

Just watch how it unfolds, the same way the fez wearing fvckers were used to colonise Africa.

wait and see. bookmark this space. its all about to go down pretty soon

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Loool.

So why ain't the nyggah alive?

same reason barry white and luther vandross ' is ' not alive. too much enjoyment. between that nigga and my moms i think they had about 12 houses. they was living that life. too much enjoyment kills yanno ? cholesterol etc etc

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Retirement age is 66 lol.

But ya pops died before enjoying the fruits of his labour, why?

See my pops joined the naij army as a teenager, went to the proper naij military school for a bit. Then left for uni. Graduated and came to the UK to continue his education. Strong nyggah and a sharp shooter. A disciplinarian and a proper Ijebu money maker. And super-knowledgeable as well. I tapped most of my knowledge from my pops. Real nyggah right there.

he did ? you must know him better than i did then

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Lmaoo.

They just need to let those black folks be - they've suffered enough generational trauma. White people are very wicked tho.

Effing tail having albinos.

yeah life is in cycles. it will soon be the turn for the black man in america to rise and take over. its all cycles. 400-500 year cycles

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My pops isn't in retirement age - a young jolly old man. And he was in naij military for a bit before going to uni. So he's fit as fvck. He does his own thing - no odd jobs like the ones that contributed to ya pops' untimely death.

Big bad Ijebu man right there.

fork outta here. ya pops is early sixties at least. lolzzzz. and ermmm my pops lived in naija so i dont know why you associating my pops with england lolz. he came to england, got his degree and returned to naija and never touched foot in england after getting his degree. the nigga and my mum were out in naija living that life.

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Loool.

But my pops has never been a security guard for a day looool. He's highly educated loool.

Ya pops did all the odd jobs in London. Saved up. But his wife snuffed life out of him before he could enjoy it. Why? Looooool

they dont hire highly educated old black men in england. besides he is retirement age. most of em are cab drivers and security guards

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Loool.

Racist shytehole - land of weak white boys and slaves loool. They shipped all the European misfits there, hence those fvckers are savagely. When are they going to stop systematically killing black folks in that shytehole?

They just feed the black folks genetically modified food to make them big. Give them clothes and a few of them some loose change...while killing them slowly lol.

this year. there will be a race war and blacks will take over. this is prophesy from me to you. obama will be the new dictator. he aint leaving. he is the last american president. you heard it here first