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i study accounting *gently farts on lecturer heads*

so you do do arts, as a subject?

rolls into a ball and fires to the moon*

do you do art?!
am a free woman from d 1st of june! happy days right! NAT!! i did make some progress today, i did this essay that im meant to have written 2weeks ago in 3hours just by sitting in the library. just a law essay and sage assignment left then exam revision QUICK!, thinking about how hard the work is, i get turned off! but i have to do it AND get over 40% or fail, argh

by the time you're done with mine, you would have lost the use of your ears! how r u preparing for exams!

ok men that watch footbal, alot of them develop habits of

farting
burping
butt scratching
sticking hands into boxers
picking toe nails
shouting

and all sorts of nasty a$$ stuff, i been around enough man friends to know

i no scarce o, na us nigerians dey make me laugh so i suppose sit and watch for nairaland. oh wtf am i doing? i cant even speak pidgin! argh i hate football, most men would be perfect husbands if they didnt watch footbal. actually ALMOST PERFECT! the worst habits develop when watching matches shey you know?

the moon u?

aunty chi! i dey o, dem jus send me go school to go an educate small sha! howa you? those gunchester boiz nko

kidnap for gossip

mr d,

na ekaete from benue! who ish speaking

complicated

whish phone

nibo ni gbogbo yin lo AGAIN

ni bo ni gbogbo yin wa

so just drop them at home if they arent? can we choose the men we want to see as well? wowocities are banned!

hehe! takes more to win me over kunbee, giving this body up will not be easy

aww, this is soo beyootiful!!

very flattering

rare!, i hear u darling

kunbee, rare here wants to have kids with me! i feel those keeg coming

certainly jere! i love babysitting. did for my 3baby cousins since they were infants!

thats cos i been sleeping ALL DAY

been off for 3weeks and 3wonderful essays are due, and accounts need to be opened for this company and am just lazying, and i sleep 5am everyday doing NOTHING

i knew it sounded familiar lol! new with me?! i still keep writing that book, things are complicated jere! and am slacking, bad!

keeble excercise, i belive thats what its called and stop looking down on yourself, your amazing, if not he wouldnt want to have kids with you! YOU should be appreciated.

well slap the shyt out of him! you stay even though hes not denzel, bet he isnt all so tight either, what is he, like 35? stick with your man~!

lol! rare,

charmer

no U are not! what is wrong witchu,, snap out of it he chose u! not get that nigg@ of yours back if your still want him

il hold your purse, n earrings, il take you in me car whilst you n pweety attack! i can drive preety fast! have you spoken to him about it? maybe you need to have a CHAT with your hubby first

lollage!! what are U waiting for

hes intriguing

wowie! men of these days, what are you going to do! dont think i want to scratch whitesturd, the cowbells could take me off gravity!

anything for you! arkin me love
@ rare, mo n je e!!

cuteness

aww darling! your too cute! il consider

cheats?! that sounds like a pain in the bazookas do you know who with? we could go scratch her