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Vacancy @ MAYCONCEPT SOLUTIONS

MAYCONCEPT IT Solutions is a leading Digital Marketing Firm that has set up itself in the region of building online arrangements that drives business achievement and development.

We're in need of a Web Designer/Developer that resides in Lagos, who is also very efficient and has the capabilities to work with others in a customer friendly environment.



Job Responsibilities:

This role is responsible for designing, coding, modifying and managing websites, from layout to function and according to a client's specifications. Strive to create visually appealing sites that feature user-friendly design and clear navigation.
Candidate must have a
strong understanding of UI, cross-browser compatibility, general web functions and standards.
Deep expertise and hands on experience with Web Applications and programming languages such as HTML, CSS, JavaScript, JQuery and API's.
Deep functional knowledge or hands on design experience with Web Services is needed to be successful in this position.
Strong grasp of security principles and how they apply to E-Commerce applications.

Web Developer Skills and Qualifications:

JavaScript, JQuery, HTML, HTML5, CSS, CSS3, Web Programming Skills, E-Commerce, cross-browser compatibility, Web User Interface Design (UI), Security Principles, Object-Oriented Design, Web Services (REST/SOAP), Multimedia Content Development, API's


He/She must also

Possess skills in software programming and graphics
have creativity and imagination
be adaptable and able to pick up new techniques
have good interpersonal and communication skills
keep up to date with advances in computer technology and how this affects the business environment

Salary is attractive

Interested applicants should forward their CV to hr@mayconceptsolutions.com

Vacancy @ MAYCONCEPT SOLUTIONS

MAYCONCEPT IT Solutions is a leading Digital Marketing Firm that has set up itself in the region of building online arrangements that drives business achievement and development.

We're in need of a Web Designer/Developer that resides in Lagos, who is also very efficient and has the capabilities to work with others in a customer friendly environment.



Job Responsibilities:

This role is responsible for designing, coding, modifying and managing websites, from layout to function and according to a client's specifications. Strive to create visually appealing sites that feature user-friendly design and clear navigation.
Candidate must have a
strong understanding of UI, cross-browser compatibility, general web functions and standards.
Deep expertise and hands on experience with Web Applications and programming languages such as HTML, CSS, JavaScript, JQuery and API's.
Deep functional knowledge or hands on design experience with Web Services is needed to be successful in this position.
Strong grasp of security principles and how they apply to E-Commerce applications.

Web Developer Skills and Qualifications:

JavaScript, JQuery, HTML, HTML5, CSS, CSS3, Web Programming Skills, E-Commerce, cross-browser compatibility, Web User Interface Design (UI), Security Principles, Object-Oriented Design, Web Services (REST/SOAP), Multimedia Content Development, API's


He/She must also

Possess skills in software programming and graphics
have creativity and imagination
be adaptable and able to pick up new techniques
have good interpersonal and communication skills
keep up to date with advances in computer technology and how this affects the business environment

Salary is attractive

Interested applicants should forward their CV to hr@mayconceptsolutions.com

Vacancy @ MAYCONCEPT SOLUTIONS

MAYCONCEPT IT Solutions is a leading Digital Marketing Firm that has set up itself in the region of building online arrangements that drives business achievement and development.

We're in need of a Web Designer/Developer that resides in Lagos, who is also very efficient and has the capabilities to work with others in a customer friendly environment.



Job Responsibilities:

This role is responsible for designing, coding, modifying and managing websites, from layout to function and according to a client's specifications. Strive to create visually appealing sites that feature user-friendly design and clear navigation.
Candidate must have a
strong understanding of UI, cross-browser compatibility, general web functions and standards.
Deep expertise and hands on experience with Web Applications and programming languages such as HTML, CSS, JavaScript, JQuery and API's.
Deep functional knowledge or hands on design experience with Web Services is needed to be successful in this position.
Strong grasp of security principles and how they apply to E-Commerce applications.

Web Developer Skills and Qualifications:

JavaScript, JQuery, HTML, HTML5, CSS, CSS3, Web Programming Skills, E-Commerce, cross-browser compatibility, Web User Interface Design (UI), Security Principles, Object-Oriented Design, Web Services (REST/SOAP), Multimedia Content Development, API's


He/She must also

Possess skills in software programming and graphics
have creativity and imagination
be adaptable and able to pick up new techniques
have good interpersonal and communication skills
keep up to date with advances in computer technology and how this affects the business environment

Salary is attractive

Interested applicants should forward their CV to hr@mayconceptsolutions.com

Do you need an official workplace to carry out your business training and meeting as you work from home/place of convenience?
Locations Available- Ikeja,Port Harcourt,Warri and Benin.

Contact Nitha Helpers now to book a place.
email nithahelpers@gmail.com or call/whatsapp 09093576242.

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Revealing FAcebook Ad Secrets

Have you been wasting so much money on Facebook Ads with Little or no results?
Do you wish to be a Facebook advertiser for clients or organizations?


Then Register this Free webinar Happening this Friday.
Join Mayowa Owolabi as he shares the Facebook Marketing strategies he implement for clients daily. He'll be will be showing you how to advertise with little cost while achieving a great return on investment.

Target audience
=================
Small business owners
Entrepreneurs
Bloggers/Influencers
Marketers
Advertising managers
Corporations
Individuals interested in the most highly targeted and cheapest advertising strategies on Facebook

To Gain Access to this Free webinar,
visit : http:///nxt42fm

Time: 4pm {West African Time}
Date: 26th of May 2017



Learn How to Optimize your Facebook Ads.
See you there!

dxdiag:
what happened is that u made ur memory card ur default write disk mistakenly, u can view ur apps by using easeus file partition manager or simply format d memory card with your phone, then select the phone memory as default storage for apps and select memory card for stlrage of music, pictures etc.

thanks.
done all that, still same.....i can't minimize plus my drop down notification tab is not functioning. I really need help here, don't have time to visit a technician, always busy at work till saturday,which i'm not even sure of. Lord knows that's far.

My phone formatted itself, the installed apps and contact on my phone gone. But on checking my file manager, I discovered that my phone space was still occupied like my files are hidden or something. Was told to scan, trying to do that with the Avast antivirus on my system, but i can't find an option to scan.

please i need help asap, what should i do?

Call in for your cleaners, nannies, dry cleaners, cooks, drivers and security guards at your cost and your tailored request.
Here at NITHA HELPERS,we follow stringent rules to secure your interest and make sure you're satisfied with whatever service rendered,the best part, no agent fees, as we got that covered.
Our workers are trained and experienced at their various fields.

Available nannies at NITHA HELPERS, well trained and efficient.
Contact to book now. call/WhatsApp 09093576243.

Available nannies at NITHA HELPERS, well trained and efficient.
Contact to book now.

MrBrownJay1:
Why can't you reply here on NL (you advertised here didn't you?) so everyone can understand what service/protection you provide.

I've replied

Do you have any other question?

PS: For Clarification
Contract of service is an understanding btw the employer and employee bonded by law.
We also have Contract for Services.

MrBrownJay1:
Pls care to enlighten us all, if you may (about your company) as to what exactly your contract of service limits?
Does it limit responsibility if your staff steals the clients?! OR does it limit the amount you will repay the clients in case of damage/theft? OR does it make your company NOT responsible for anything that may happen with your staffs?!

Mr BrownJay, with all due respect.....
you call in as a client to get more details on the service you're requesting(if interested)
And our workers are trustworthy, in case of whatever complaint, we would handle that as satisfying our client and retaining them is our utmost priority.
Thank you.

MrBrownJay1:
Don't understand what you wrote....
- What does a legal contract got to do with a thief (greedy person) that you may employ?
- Will that legal contract stop them from Robbing your clients?
- if your staff ever stole from clients, do you have insurance that covers that?
- Will the customer be reimbursed?
- Do you even have police check on your staff?!

We definitely do background check on our staffs and train them, and our contract of service limits such situation.

NITHA HELPERS, An Agency providing home services within Nigeria is recruiting the following;

Cleaners/Maids
Dry Cleaners
Drivers
Security Guards
Cooks
Nannies/Nurses

Send your details to nithahelpers@gmail.com

For Enquires:
Call/whatsapp 09129748925

Driver needed in Lekki

10 years experience
Full knowledge of environs within the country.
Stays close or within Lagos Island.

Valid drivers license
Possess good driving etiquette

Call/Whatsapp 09093576242.

MrBrownJay1:
May I ask... Can you confirm that if any of your staff stumble upon the oga's stash of cash, they won't steal it (like that bastard who stole the oga's 24M)?

that's why the agencies are there, they have legal contract guiding all these
#guaranteedsecurity #anotherbenefit

av a blessed week.

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY

COURTESY : NITHA HELPERS

NITHA HELPERS IS AN AGENCY THAT PROVIDES HOME CARE SERVICES,AND HAS BEEN PUTTING SMILES ON MOST HOME FACES, IT HAS ALSO EMPLOYED A LOT OF SKILLFUL INDIVIDUALS,WHO ARE VERY EFFICIENT IN THEIR VARIOUS FIELDS.

FOR MORE INFO,FOLLOW OUR FB PAGE @NITHAHELPER OR CALL/WHATSAPP 09093576242
CALL NOW, YOU'LL BE AWED PLUS NO AGENT FEE

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
COURTESY : NITHA HELPERS
NITHA HELPERS IS AN AGENCY THAT PROVIDES HOME CARE SERVICES,AND HAS BEEN PUTTING SMILES ON MOST HOME FACES, IT HAS ALSO EMPLOYED A LOT OF SKILLFUL INDIVIDUALS,WHO ARE VERY EFFICIENT IN THEIR VARIOUS FIELDS.
FOR MORE INFO,FOLLOW OUR FB PAGE @NITHAHELPER OR CALL/WHATSAPP 09093576242
CALL NOW, YOU'LL BE AWED PLUS NO AGENT FEE

nkwuocha1:
Many Nigerians actually do need help because they live too large and are time wasters.Many whites hire nannies than house helps.In Nigeria, you will see a family of 4 staying in a 4 bedroom duplex and you wonder why they need to hire more hands to clean up dusty but empty rooms? A family of 4 can do well in a two bedroom and maintain it without househelp, except Ofcourse for a nanny.

nice 1

Corps Members commended for selfless services by Air Force Commander towards the socio-economic development of the nation.

The Commander, Nigerian Airforce Camp, 053 Headquarters, Abuja, Air Commodore Abubakar Yusuf, made this remark today during a courtesy call on the NYSC Director General, Brigadier General Sulaiman Kazaure, in his office at the National Directorate Headquarters, Abuja.

He also lauded the management of the NYSC for posting Corps Members to the Airforce Camp for their Primary Assignment, adding that their services have added value to the force in its medical and computer related operations.

While expressing delight over the return of peace to the North Eastern part of the country, Commodore Abubakar said this would further enhance the smooth operations of NYSC’s Orientation Programmes.


He used the forum to seek for more robust synergy between the Air Force Camp and the NYSC.

In his remarks, Brigadier General Sulaiman Kazaure, said the NYSC Scheme would continue to partner with the Nigerian AirForce for the mutual benefit of both organizations.

He also congratulated the AirForce boss on his recent appointment.

“We will continue to support you and our door is opened at all times”, Kazaure said.
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EPISODE 2


THE LOVE TANK

Episode 2
(Written By: Oyekunle Lizzy Oyebola)

It stunk really bad!
I could perceive pap, used diapers, dustbin, urine and some other concoctions of odour!
‘Who am I seeing?” Debbie exclaimed as she looked into my face with glee!
She left her baby on a cushion and ran towards me, planting some fish smell on my sweetly scented body.
I hugged her anyways but it was repulsive!
Her baby started a very ear-piercing cry and she ran to pick him up, talking loudly as she did
“My friend my friend, chai, its nice to see you again o. How is Zack nah? You just forgot me. You no dey...” She continued with her gist as she breastfed her baby boy.
My mouth was left suspended as I looked round the whole big sitting room. It was even bigger than my sitting room and more sophisticated but the germs inside, even though I couldn’t see them but the perception I had of them o, if they were soldiers, they could wipe away the whole world, I tell you!
I looked at a side of the house, just behind the cushion and found a dustbin there filled with cans and bottles and leaves she had probably used to wrap moinmoin.
“Ore mi, what is the dustbin doing in the sitting room, ehn?” I asked, unable to resist the feelings
She laughed as she reached out for the handfan beside her
“My friend my friend o, hehehe, Gideon, come and carry this dust bin away” She called out and then her small boy came inside. He started dragging the dustbin to the door.
As he dragged, leaves fell and he picked them up again leaving some moinmoin particles on the floor. I shook my head
I looked at my friend from head to toes and I felt pity for her.
She looked so haggard!
Let me give you a vivid description of how I met her. She was tying a wrapper round her chest but as she breastfed, she made all her endowment bare!
Dan would never love that! He had always envisaged a very fashionable lady...chai!
Her hair looked so impoverished and unkempt and she had pap stains all over her face and arms. She looked darker than she used to be and she looked very fat.
Her baby had stopped crying and she carried him in her hands as she threw him up and caught him, giggling so happily as she did.
Afterwards, she took the baby and planted her mouth on his nose and sucked and sucked
I cringed and watched what she was going to do with the whole thing in her mouth but I was shocked when I saw her throat move as she swallowed
“Debbie!” I called out and she looked at me
“My friend, my friend, sorry jare. What would you like to take? We have Kunu, Zobo and cold water in the fridge. I made them today and they should be chill by now.” She said and I shook my head.
As much as I loved these things, I couldn’t take them at the instant! I was irritated
“Debbie, why would you suck the baby’s nose and swallow it?” I asked, irritation vivid on my face
“Fi mi sile oooo” She said and smiled as she dipped her hands in a bowl and wiped her baby’s body
“I won’t leave you at all. Its not good. Its not hygienic either. Also, I am sure your husband won’t love it” I said and she shot me a weird look
“Which husband? Abeg, leave that side jare. You are a mum yourself and you should know that mucus blocking little babies’ nose can’t be...” She was already taking it all personal
“I know Debbie. I know but there are better ways to do it. My mum also taught me this method and I tried it really but I spit out quickly afterwards yet my husband didn’t like it. He told me and I had to find another means” I explained but she didn’t seem to be interested in my talks at all. She looked hurt already.
I smiled and looked around for the children
“Gideon and Gift” I called out and the children came running to me from a room nearby
I dipped my hands into my bag and brought out some goodies I had gotten them on my way home
“Ese ma” Gideon said
“Eseun ma” Gift said and I couldn’t close my mouth at what I heard
“Speak English!” I exclaimed and they looked at me as if I was speaking Latin.
“Leave my children jare. Oya, e maa lo” She signaled to the children to go inside and they ran inside, speaking deeply in Yoruba
“Ah, can’t the children speak English?” I asked and she looked up at me as if I was saying something absurd
“I am Yoruba, Baba won is yoruba why can’t they speak Yoruba?” She asked and I shook my head
“I am Efik and my husband is Ibira. My kids speak both language well but English is the main thing. See your children speaking Yoruba to me as if I understand Yoruba” I argued and she smiled, shaking her head
“We are too different people dearie. You are Zoe and I am Debbie. The difference is clear” She said, obviously offended.
That was another thing that Dan wouldn't love!
I kept taking notes of my cogent points.
I yawned and sighed as I stood up.
“Are you going?” She asked, her face looking worried
“Of course, why won’t I go when I didn’t meet what I expected to meet? Why are you getting offended by all I am saying? Aren’t we friends again? Why are you defensive?” I asked, frowning slightly
Her face changed a bit as she quietly laid her sleeping baby in the cushion next to her, patting his bombom so he could sleep.
“Zoe, why wouldn’t I be defensive? I was just so happy to see you. I was very glad but the first things you started saying were negative! You were just finding faults! Why won’t I be defensive?” And like the sanguine she was, tears had started gathering in her eyes but she hid her face as she patted her baby’s bombom on.
I was glad because she was broken! That was the best time to let her speak to me, I thought
“I am so sorry dearie. But I was very excited to come and see you but it was the stench that greeted me first. I knew you to be a home keeper but I was so shocked at what I saw. If I see, you know I must talk especially if you are my friend” I said and she looked into my face as her tears fell
“I cannot come and kill myself o Zoe. I have three kids to cater for and then I can’t die! I won’t” She was saying when I sat down again
“But your husband...” I was saying when she cut in
“Leave him out of this! Just stop!” She exclaimed and I calmed down a bit
“You sound hurt. Is your marriage fine?” I asked and she nodded
“Its fine. Thank God” She said bluntly and I smiled
“I am happy for you darling” I said and she nodded, knitting the sides of her cheeks together and forced a ‘Thank you' out
“Let me help you to quickly clean the house before your husband comes back. It is not going to be fine if he...”
“Stop it Zoe! What is it with husband and husband and husband? Ah ah, is marriage all about husband?” She asked angrily and I shook my head in shock
“I thought it is darling. Is it not?” I asked and she shook her head
“For me, marriage is all about my children. If my children are fine, glory to God! I don’t give a damn about no husband!” She exclaimed and I watched on in shock
“For me anyways, My marriage is all about my husband and I. His likes, his dislikes, his joy, his sorrow, his health, his….” I said on and she stood up
“Zoe, I have tolerated you enough! You are in my territory as long as you step in here. You should leave out your achievements and let me languish in my failures!”
“What!”
“Yes! As far as I am concerned, this is the worst day of my life! How could someone leave the comfort of her home to come and ridicule me? You are a mother, do it the way you want to do it! I am a mother, let me do it the way I want to do it” She said and I sighed deeply
Oh my God!
“Zoe, please leave my house!” She exclaimed, her eyes burning like fire.
"What!" I exclaimed as it dawned on me that my first attempt at intervening in their family matters had failed
God!
“I am sorry Deb…” I was saying when she carried my handbag and took it outside
She came back inside afterwards.
“Please, leave before I do my worst!” She exclaimed and like a gentle lamb, I walked to the door.
“Can I give you a hug?” I asked and she hissed, her lips shaking in anger
“Go and give it to your husband” She said angrily and I smiled at her, carried my bag from the pavement where she had left it and went directly to my car.
She banged the door after me and something fell off.
As I entered into my car, I turned the ignition and switched on my A/C.
I started using my hand fan when that didn’t seem to work!
I picked my file after a while and tried to scribble some things but I couldn’t go any far as my hands were shaking like a leaf on the riverside.
I was pained!
It was not the embarrassment of being chased out of my friend’s house that hurt me, no! It was the pain in her eyes that pained me!
She didn’t want to admit that she was pained but she really was and the choleric me was determined to get to the root of the problem no matter how long it would take.
I reached for my lunch box sitting on the back seat and picked a bottle of water. I gulped down my perched throat.
As I tried to select my gear, my leg on the clutch, my phone beeped and I picked it up
It was Dan
DAN: I am so sorry for the embarrassment Zee. Can you see how bad the whole thing is? I don’t know where the problem lies. I am sorry once again and sorry for the disturbance
I smiled as I could imagine the look on his eyes as he typed
REPLY: Its no disturbance Dan! God will take control” I typed and sent to him.
I let out the clutch and gave gas and off I sped!
I kept sighing and sighing and at a point, I closed my heart and talked to my Master....
My own strength has finished! Lord, come in!

WATCH OUT FOR 3

click on https://www.facebook.com/nithahelper/ to read up the rest episodes.

Mofpearl:
Yes. I used to be pro live in house helps but I think its much better to pay them per hour and have them leave after cleaning. I prefer agencies as well.

thanks for your opinion

ststyreal:
Will talk to u soon

okay

Rukkydelta:
Following

okay

NITHA HELPERS IS AN AGENCY THAT PROVIDES
HOME CARE SERVICES,AND HAS BEEN PUTTING
SMILES ON MOST HOME FACES, IT HAS ALSO EMPLOYED
A LOT OF SKILLFUL INDIVIDUALS,WHO ARE VERY
EFFICIENT IN THEIR VARIOUS FIELDS.

FOR MORE INFO,FOLLOW OUR FB PAGE @nithahelpers

Acidosis:
You need to go back to the drawing board. Nobody will take you serious if you throw the witchcraft scenario at them. I'm from a strong Christian home as well, but I wouldn't do business using that witchcraftry line. By simply using that line, you have singlehandedly reduced your target market by 80%. The remaining 20% who perhaps believe in the "Christian type of witchcraft" would be sceptical about the kind of orientation you give your helps/maids.

In sum, you have seriously constrained your business using that line. Just so you know, a lot of devoted Christians are now very wary of people who name kids witchcraft...whether you're right or wrong, many people, including devoted Christians might look elsewhere.

Try and reconstruct your brand message. Provide details regarding your operations, locations, contacts (beyond one phone number). Privately, you need to draft a "Terms of Contract", and other legal agreements (this is a very serious business that must be established).
I have samples of related Terms of Contracts but for confidential reasons, I wouldn't be able to share. Use your google search to find samples online, download and reconstruct to taste.

You can reach out to me in private.

thanks dear....noted
i'm actually managing this account,so i appreciate plus that issue wasn't the objective of the thread.

Pls take out time to read this,you won't regret it

Episode 1(5more to go)
THE LOVE TANK
(Written By: Lizzy Oyebola Oyekunle)

“Sincerely Zee, as far as I am concerned, I am done with this marriage! I am done!” Dan, my very close acquaintance who had married one of my best friends complained to me bitterly.
We were six in our group while in school- Zack, Dan, Debbie, Matt, Meeky and I.
We were then called ‘The Invincible’ because being in the medical profession together, we led the class and in the fellowship too, we had this choir group that shook concerts and Christian gatherings.
When it was time to get married anyways, none of us left our Israel in search of any spouse- we all got married in our circle!
Matt married Meeky, Dan married Debbie and Zack married Zoe- me!
While it was easy for the Ms and the Zs to click and marry one another, the Ds were not so lucky as they had many hurdles to jump- the parents were not in support of the union, they both lost their jobs in the process of fighting for their love and Dan was involved in an accident that made him to lost his right thumb.
Even though there were many things that tried to stop the union, we all could see God in the picture and eventually, after five years of fighting through the thick and thin, both of them got joined together in holy matrimony.
What they passed through gave them the opportunity to really bond and we saw a beautiful representation of a godly home.
So, what was Dan saying?
“Do you kinda need water Dan?” I asked, perplexed and he looked at me in shock, his eyes were very red as they shot at me. He was burning!
“Yeah Dan. I just can’t get you. I can’t even...” I was saying when I felt a hot touch on my hand which was on the table
“I am not happily married. Forget the camouflage” He said so that I could understand well but I was more touched by what I felt when he touched me.
I stood up and went round the table. I stood before him, waited for a while before jumping on the table before him.
“What?” He asked, looking so scared at the proximity between us. I laughed and shook my head.
“Dirty mind!” I exclaimed as I made to touch his forehead. I withdrew quickly at the first attempt
“What!” The heat emitting from his head could grill a fish to half done!
“You are sick?” I exclaimed again as I stood up and looked into his eyes for answers.
“Zee, I am not okay in all ramifications. Spiritually, physically, maritally, nothing is alright with me anymore!” He exclaimed again and I watched as tears rolled down his face.
In my ten years of counselling, I had never been more confused, perplexed and shocked!
“Debbie was never a devil!” I exclaimed and I looked into his face for his reaction
“She is not a devil still Zee. She is neither devilish nor angelic!” He said and I felt I saw hope again.
“It might not be that bad afterall” I muttered and returned to my seat to face him squarely
“Says who Zee? Ehn, says who? Debbie is no longer beautiful, she is no longer caring, I doubt if she loves me, she is just growing away and away and away from me” He said and I felt his pain
I could get it point blank- He was love starving!
And like Gary Chapman would put it, his love tank was empty!
“What do you think is the cause? What?” I asked and he bent his head and intertwined his fingers.
“I wish I knew it. But I don’t!” He said.
Alright, I picked a pen from my pen stand, picked a file from my drawer and wrote boldly ‘The Simpson’s’
I was ready to swing into action.
“How is your sex life?” I asked and he shook his head
“Tell me about it” I said and he looked into my eyes for a while with a ‘Should I or should I not?’ look
“Its not working! I don’t enjoy it! Its irritating.” He said and looked at my face to see if he should continue
“Its very funny when I am off mood at home and then I get outside the home and then, I am in the mood. Since I have noticed that, I knew my marriage is hanging on a thin thread” He said and I scribbled some few points down.
“Are you done?” I asked and he nodded but he wasn’t done apparently as he talked on still.
“Zee, Debbie isn’t attractive anymore. Debbie now looks forty when she is just thirty. Debbie is dirty!...like so dirty!”
Well, that met me with a shock because I lived with Debbie in my 300Level and though she was not a neat neat neat kinda person, she wasn’t dirty!
“When did this start?” I asked and without even racking his brain, he combed through his hair and sighed bitterly
“It declined gradually. After the birth of Ruby, there was a fall, then Emerald, then Jasper now, the decline is so bad!”
With that said and noted in my file, I stood up, picked my purse and car key and beat my table with finality.
“Stand up Dan and let’s pay Debbie a visit” I said and he looked shocked
“You can’t be…” He was saying when I smiled broadly
“Trust me” I said and he did trust me because very obediently, he followed me out of my office.
******
We got to the door leading to the sitting room and Dan looking into my face as he sighed, made the sign of the cross.
I smiled reassuringly and he knocked
“Ta ni oooo” My friend answered from inside and smiled as my heart tingled with love.
Even though I was not happy that Dan was in this kinda situation, I was so glad to hear my friend’s voice after about a whole year without hearing from her.
“Its me” Dan said and I heard the children jumping, probably from the chair, towards the door.
I signalled for him to enter and he did enter. I waited for a while to listen to the conversation that will ensue
“Hello dear” Dan said and I heard my friend’s voice as she struggled with something.
“Oko mi oloyinbo de ooo” She said and I literally laughed at the nostalgic feelings that covered me from head to toes.
When did Debbie become a tout like this?
“It is well” Dan said as he probably entered inside
“Even in the welllliiii oooo oko mi” She said as she blew something with her mouth and then, I heard the cries of a baby.
I decided to knock at the door too
“Tani oo” She said again and I decided to jump protocols and just peeped my head through the curtain, my face being brightened up by my very broad smile.
I wanted to see her shocked expression and her happy smile and probably her friendly jump at me.
“He…” I was almost saying hello when what greeted my eyes stopped me abruptly
My smile waned completely.
What did I just see?
I had to ask myself some series of questions to be sure I was in the right place.
But I was in Debbie Simpson’s house of course….
Her husband entered a while ago
Oh my God!
Where did it go all wrong?

WATCH OUT FOR 2

(This is for the married, singles and everyone alike seeking to have a home that is built on Christ no matter how wrong it might have gone. You sure will enjoy it)

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