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Olypeppy:
I enjoy being around kids.I probably can't stop observing the way they pronounce words especially our names.Taking myself as a good example,kids around me pronounce my name being CHIDINMA AS TITINMAAAA OR TINMAAA.
Other examples:COMFORT as TOMPO,EMEKA as EMETA..You can add yours.

allanphash7:
Arsene wenger - asewenga
Chelsea -sesea(ilorin people)

Mobile Police- muba Police

Noodles -indomie

Toothpaste- maclean

Insecticide- flit

Darkrebel666:
~ I don't care if my girl is cheating...
She doesn't care either.... its not like we are even married yet...main point is we love each other..If I'm not around to satisfy her sexual urges and she seeks someone else, then that's fine. As long as She did it with no strings attached and I don't get to find out.. No time to start stressing our young selves over trivial and unimportant issues instead of making money..

Eneze1:
Congrats to you Omawumi and Tosin. May you enjoy and not endure your marriage

argon500:
So so many wonders in Nigeria.

I salute

Ipledge:
U being alone with a girl and not taking any step u Bleep up,asking you to check if her bra fit her and saying yes or no makes you dumber(no offense )

If to say me,I will just tell her to turn around ,unhook the hook...chai if I grab the bobby...

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Chidonc:
Op 4 him mind b like, hope say dat punany wey I dey save 4 wedding night person never chop am oh, I don die

Trending:
op she said I shouldn't tell u cos its a personal issue

Sanchez01:
Bae, two years is enough to deal with trust issues, save if the OP has messed up before. Ladies trust faster except for a few who have had bitter experiences in the hands of cheats. Two years is a long time to trust in a relationship; so I believe though.

klassiquette:
Dating a girl for two years I think you guys should have developed some level of trust and openness... A phone call won't convince her enough to open up to you.. Meet her one on one

Prixus:
2 years n no sex? hmmmm...I think the personal owner of the puzzy has created issues with the hy...men hence the reply, "It's a personal issue"

Prixus:
2 years n no sex? hmmmm...I think the personal owner of the puzzy has created issues with the hy...men hence the reply, "It's a personal issue"

englishmart:

Well it depends on the girl(s). I've actually lost count on the number of girls that have asked me out. And I can't remember saying no to any of them

tosyne2much:
You might have one point in time done some of these things when MEN were BOYS. However, most of these things are done especially when the relationship is still new and you are still being shark-ed

On the contrary, no matter how matured you are, you might still find yourself doing one or two do of these things

Let's see if you are/were guilty of one of the categories

Note : This is not a general assumption

10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends

1. They sweep and keep the room tidy prior to her arrival even if the room has not been swept for days

2. They tell their friends not to spend too much time with them when she arrives. That is, after spending 20-30 mins, courtesy demand they bleep off

3. They try to change their boxers and underwears even when it is not really dirty

4. They make provision for condoms in case of necessity, hoping if miracle might happen

5. They go to the petrol station to buy petrol (not in all cases though)

6. They keep looking at their watches at intervals as if their lives depend on it

7. They Spend more minutes brushing their teeth than the normal time

8. They spray little amount of perfume, though it might not really scent well

9. They make an estimation of how much they are going to spend

10. They are so expectant that they keep hoping their phones ring

Oooyah let forming begin

Feel free to add yours

Written By : Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com

onlykay:
this guy just getting crazy everyday

chidiezeh:
Some people dream about getting
bigger breasts . But we should say that
big boobs are not always a good thing.
Here are some struggles that only girls
with ample bosoms understand .

1 . You should wear two bras when
exercising. No matter how sporty and
supportive they claim to be . They are
never enough . Running turns into hell .
No matter how many bras you wear .

2 . Shirts with buttons never fit
correctly. No matter what size you
buy, they are gaping at your chest .
And this is not an effect you want to
achieve. And if a shirt fits you across
your chest – it is big everywhere else .

3 . Buying a swimming suit is a real
challenge . Very often you have to get a
bigger size of the top.

4 . Usually bras comes in boring colors :
black , white or nude . It is hard to find
a large size cup of cute bright color .
And strapless bras are most definitely
a taboo .

5 . Putting a bra in the morning is
like an exercise . And the time when
you can take it off is the happiest
moment of the day .

6 . Your cute pendants and necklaces
can get lost in your cleavage .

7 . It is hard and uncomfortable to
sleep on your stomach.

8 . Even basic outfits can look too
extravagant and s* xy on you . For
example Nollywood Actress , Yvonne
Jegede , says she should not be blamed
if her clothes are not big enough to
cover her very big boobs .

9 . Many people think that it is OK to
ask your bra size . It is not .

10 . And the last , but not the least –
your friends don ’ t understand your
complaints. Simply because they see
no problems in having a large breasts

oludashmi:
Source: http://www.nigerianheadlines.com/60-year-old-bachelor-rapes-14-year-old-girl-agege/

mollytinrox:
Jan 10th, that fateful year.

was hurrying to work from tbs. boarded a keke marwa heading for keffi street, he was in it. I alighted on awolowo road, he did. I crossed to the total filling station side, he did. I let him walk away so I could go my way, and then he stopped and asked why I was stalking him. I told him I was going to work, and it turns out he works in the building next to my office complex.

so I was in this relationship which was apparently heading no where, and I thought he was married. I never did ask him though. one week after the relationship I was in fizzled out, I was so heartbroken my boss asked me to go and sort my self out for 3 days. he saw me when I resumed and asked why I looked so haggard. I told him I just ended a relationship, and burst into tears. he looked at me with such tenderness, and comforted me. then he said it meant the coast was clear and he could move in. I gave him my evil look and told him I wasn't dating for the next two years.

anyone who knows me knows that my shakara is legendary. he would call me, I would ignore it. he would send me pings and I'll just read and no reply. He deleted my number from his phone and my bbm contact.

anyhow, May 14th that year I said ok, let's do this. He proposed to me July. 16, my birthday and we gott married Dec. 14. Same year! As I type this our daughter is sucking with intensity and kicking her legs in the air.


As to how I knew he was the right man, well, he wasn't like them other men I had dated. He is a positive. pusher. He backs up his motivation with money, advice, and monitoring. He also commands my respect, and didn't actt like seks was. all that mattered. He always put 'us' first, not all these 'me-me' guys we have. His devotion to God is top notch, and his future prospects are aligned with. mine.

sorry for the epistle, but nothing as sweet as marrying the friend you love.

blemon44:
[b]Actor Jackie Chan has expressed his shock and heartbreak over the recent arrest of his 31 year old son, Jaycee Chan, who was picked up & detained last Thursday after 100 grams of marijuana was discovered at his home. Police said Jaycee and another man found in his home, Taiwanese movie star Kai Ko, 23, tested positive for marijuana and admitted using the drug.

Jackie, who was made an anti-drug ambassador in China in 2009, took to his website today to express his sadness over his son's behaviour and apologized to the public

"Regarding this issue with my son Jaycee, I feel very angry and very shocked. As a public figure, I'm very ashamed. As a father, I'm heartbroken. Jaycee and I together express our deep apology to society and the public' Chan wrote. Continue...


"I hope all young people will learn a lesson from Jaycee and stay far from the harm of drugs. I say to Jaycee that you have to accept the consequences when you do something wrong. As your father, I'm going to face the road together with you.'

Jaycee was also accused of aiding and abetting other drug users. He faces up to three years in jail if found guilty. The Chinese government started a serious crackdown on drug users in June this year and so far over 7,800 drug users have been arrested.[/b]

http://theayshow..com/2014/08/im-ashamed-very-angryshocked.html

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