Anyone knows what could lead to this error on Stanbic Stock Platform?

Have they checked the spark plugs?

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This reassuringly feels great.

OBAGADAFFI:


Yes

If a company offers 4 for every 5 shares as dividends and the client exits after qualification date. Will the client still get the dividends?

Change your spark plugs. Check the car manual for the recommended one... could be pricey but worth it

oladele239:
Had the 02 sensor of my EOD changed today due to poor mpg , though fan and thermostat are yet to be restored.

Another issue I'm having now is car jerks while I'm driving
I had the TP sensor changed at a point when I noticed same thing earlier on.

Since the TP sensor was changed the jerking has steadily increased. Please what could be the issue and is it possible it wasn't well set or calibrated.

Or I need to look out for another issue
I'm really stressed 😫

There's a reason why customer is always right. You need their money for your business to survive

Is there anything deducible from this chart?

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Is there a source I can check out?

illicit:
It's a relative example used to illustrate difficult situations

Things were hard for the two Kings at a point in their history and they managed to persevere and overcome

There's one Ifá corpus about it

Basically the title. You would have heard these wars being mentioned in many Yoruba proverbs but there's hardly any detail.
If you have information, kindly point me to sources.
Thanks

Yep. Timely too.

dapix:
Has anyone gotten the UPDC REIT dividend?

nurey:


Rescan instead. But better to buy your own personal scanner less than 20k

Kindly recommend one. If possible Jumia/Konga links. Thanks

Novice question here.

What trading platforms are available to use for US stocks?

I can relate with this story. Barbers will now be looking at someone with one eye.

tolexy007:
Only dandruff. that thing show me pepper .

anytime I go to baber shop, come and see white dust everywhere, Many parents will not allow Thier children to use the same clipper dey use for me to barb Thier kids here, especially wen the electric clipper just come den. Any time I finish barb my head will b like dey put pour White flour on my head, I always come with Hair cream and water to wash the head immediately at the barber house and rub the hair cream on it, to make the dust go away for some minute.

my mum buy diff thing to conquer this dandruff, omo e no go oo. even use some antifungal cream, it will go and come bk.

not until one day, I read one book on Medicinal herb, the author now mention, how to use Ur own Urine to cure dandruff, naso I try it for just 3days. and that was the end f Dandruff on my head till today..

I've rattled you shey? You're still full of ignorance

maasoap:

Lol. Said by someone who has made three posts with nothing to learn from.
You're empty

Ignorance getting louder. Your knowledge of the matter has still not improved by the way. Humble yourself and learn

maasoap:

Shut up. What else do you know besides calling people ignorant? Dullard

Ignorance speaking loudly. Study more

maasoap:


What do you mean by ignorant people? Do you even understand that as a smart investor, you shouldn't put your money into this? This one is 9% interest rate and what is the inflation rate again?
The person you quoted talked about shares, not bond. Do you understand the difference between the two at all?
Shares pay you dividend yearly and your shares may even appreciate over years. But bond, you only get your capital back at the end of the deal plus this 9% interest yearly before your capital is returned to you.

You have sense. A lot of ignorant people here.

PeterObi4LP:
The last one I bought and that of MTN share is still running. investment is BAE

I have done the registration, opened the corporate account

Ynix:

First go and register a company that is where you ought to start from then do the necessary documentation. Etc

I have a five year plan to eventually start a farm business to include crops and animal husbandry.

How can I get funding for this venture?
What are the steps I need to take to be properly positioned?

If you have successfully created something or creating something, your advice will be much needed

This one is using Chatgpt to respond on nairaland. Na wa o.

April396949:
It is concerning to hear that 529 foreign-trained doctors failed a medical exam conducted by the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria (MDCN). This raises questions about the quality of medical education and training in these foreign institutions.

The MDCN plays a vital role in ensuring the competence and proficiency of doctors in Nigeria. The fact that such a high number of foreign-trained doctors failed the exam highlights the importance of stringent assessment measures to maintain patient safety and uphold medical standards.

It is crucial for the MDCN to thoroughly investigate the reasons behind this high failure rate. Factors such as inadequate education, lack of clinical exposure, or insufficient preparation for the exam must be addressed to prevent the influx of underqualified doctors into the Nigerian healthcare system.

Simultaneously, it is essential to evaluate Nigerian medical schools' capacity to produce enough well-trained doctors to meet the growing healthcare needs of the population. If the country is heavily relying on foreign-trained doctors to bridge the healthcare gap, it is essential to ensure that they receive the necessary support and guidance to successfully integrate into the healthcare system.

This situation also calls for collaboration between Nigerian and foreign medical institutions to establish stricter quality control measures for medical education and training. Efforts should focus on sharing best practices, regular assessments, and learning from successful healthcare systems globally.

Ultimately, the goal should be to ensure that all doctors practicing in Nigeria, whether foreign-trained or locally educated, meet the highest standards of medical competence and professionalism to guarantee the provision of safe and effective healthcare services to the Nigerian people.

We can now move unto other issues. Case closed.

Who has a link. Not at home

It appears she's working on herself and she is not quite there yet.

Give her more time, watch her close.

Unequivocal:
Hey Guys,
I'll make this quick.

I met this lady sometime in December and we got dating in march this year. She's really nice, her parents are well to do so she doesn't really bugs me for anything although we go on dates occasionally and gift each other stuffs.

the thing is I have some reservations about everything due to some reasons.

The thing is she just agrees with everything I say. For example, we were discussing about intimacy and she was like anything that makes me Happy is what gets her satisfied.

The major thing giving me concern is when she gets angry she can say a whole lot of really really hurtful things but when she is normal, she apologizes for them saying she doesn't know what came over her.

I have intentions of settling down with her but it somewhat feels too good to be true. I don't know if I'm looking at it from a place of previous hurt but I'm trying to be as logical as possible.

What do you guys think I should do ejoor?

Everyone in the society cannot have the same skillset. Who says you should have only one skill?

SultanOfPuna:
Should be Teaching these Kids Programming, web design and Computer graphics..
WTF is this
This is 2022 not 1955

We have over 23 million tailors in Nigeria,
Dem suppose flog that teacher walahi
So she is proud that she taught kids how to sew cloth

While Kids in China are already creating Apps, and softwares. Nonesense 
Lets not celebrate mediocrity

I just got the late registration form, but my department (Health Promotion and Education) has already written the English test on Friday 5th.
Is there still hope?

I got the late application form yesterday for Health Promotion and Education Department even though they already wrote the TPE
Is there still hope?

Whoever gets the position, nothing changes except where money will now be shared

Kindly indulge my plenty of questions regarding the big business of sex enhancing herbs/drugs used for erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation.

More than 90% of sexually active men I have spoken to feel there's a need to enhance their sexual performance. Is something really wrong with basically all of us or there's been a seed of inadequacy planted in our heads to drive that business?

If you know anyone or has taken them yourself...

Was the situation ever resolved?
Was it the "treatment" that resolved it?
How long did they take it before there was resolution?
How many different types did they try?
How did they feel in their body after taking it?
How long did it take to kick into action... Immediately? After a few hours? After a few days?

Do they have to take it for every sexual encounter?

[i][/i] I have many more...