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This is probably a new trend because I had similar experience sometime though it was airtel but I believe some people are trying to play a fast one on us by selling invalid vouchers. The annoying thing is that I scratched this particular recharge card, it was really intact but invalid. Tried calling customer care but it seemed that unit had gone extinct. Had to just give it up. I think people should scratch and load up at the point of purchase to avert #stories that touch
OK bye!

Its a welcome development

Someone should be charged to court. You just have to decide who.

This is a wake up call to parents. Please study your kids, ask them questions, make them know you can be trusted. I feel for this little girl cos that child will always be a reminder of her abuse. If the mother was more aware of the changes in personality of the child, the child would probably have trusted her with the info but wen u make ur kids see that your hubby is more important than them then you will never earn their trust.
Parenting is a big deal. The world is many shades of crazy these days.

Thank you for this

The world is crazy

That most likely is a panty liner and some don't stick well on your panties. Not her fault tho but jeans could have saved her the embarrassment. That's why I don't wear g-string.
Oops!

Even civilization cannot help these people. I'm sure they use cell phones around there. Why them Neva die? Africa sef! Na to kill albino na I'm go make their town safe abi. Bunch of backward people! Shior!

Well the wife should also use plank on her husband's head as a sign of her undying love. Shior!

Lol

Did you see a job advert by nairaland asking for OPs? Guy how much does Zuckerberg pay you for updating news or pics on your timeline?
Or is it because this is an indigenous forum so you should take undue advantage?
I really marvel at the thinking of some young Nigerians.
Smh

Child molestation is as old as man himself. The good thing is that these days kids are more expressive than before when we were told to shut up or even get beat up when you tell an adult what happened to you. We all need to be careful with who we leave our kids with

Is this not the same guy some of you here claimed he's been set up?

I don't think the shape matters at all

I don't see no link

Demon pesin

Love conquers all

Where is the pic?

What's political about this topic please!

Kardashian & Obama are both 17 but can you tell the difference between the two of them?

Freemanan:
Nkemie WHERE is the source of this news?

Source: naij.com news
South African Pastor Performs Miracles, Turns Church Member Into Horse (Photos)
naij.com

A South African pastor, Prophet Penuel, as fondly called by his followers has been ‘doing wonders’ in the most awkward way. The pastor, who is the founder of the End Times Disciples Ministries in South Africa has lots of ways he demonstrates ‘God’s miraculous wonders’ to members of his church.

On Sunday, 12 July, 2015, during the Sunday service, the man of God called one of his members simply identified as ‘Thabiso’, he commanded him by the power of God to turn into a horse and according to the church’s Facebook update, indeed it happened. The man of God was said to have ridden on the horse.


……while demonstrating authority in the Bible


During of his services too, while trying to demonstrate the authority believers have, the man of God declared a snake to become a chocolate (chomp) and the congregation ate it. The man of God also prayed for a cloth and called the congregation to come and eat. It was made known that the congregation ate it and said it tasted like chocolate.
See someome of the ministries’ Facebook updates below:

#demonstrationMan of God said they must bring a rock and He turned it into bread. Satan have been making people fools….

Posted by End Times Disciples Ministries on Monday, July 13, 2015

#DemonstrationMan of God declared a snake to become a chocolate (chomp) and the congregation ate it. We have authority to change everything into anything and it will obey because of our authority.

Posted by End Times Disciples Ministries on Monday, July 13, 2015

Sunday Service 12 July 2015#DemonstrationThe man of God prayed for a cloth and called the congregation to come and eat. The congregation came and ate and said it tasted like chocolate.To God Be Glory

Posted by End Times Disciples Ministries on Monday, July 13, 2015

Sunday Service 12 July 2015#Demonstration The man of God called a guy called Thabiso and by the power of God he…

Posted by End Times Disciples Ministries on Monday, July 13, 2015

These kinds of wonders will never ceased to happen. Just recently, the pastor turned human hair into food for the consumption of the church members.

One of the things that the Bible has consistently denounced is the taking of the Lord’s name in vain. In fact, one of the Ten Commandments in the Old Testament states: “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain” (Exodus 20:7). The word “vain” means “for no reason” or “useless.”

Dr. John Hagee, the founder and senior pastor of the Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Texas, not only agrees with what the Good Book says, but also takes the faith to a higher level.

Speaking exclusively with Newslo, Hagee stated that “in this world of crimes and deaths that
surround us, a simple blasphemy does not get that much attention when it should.”

“Saying the Lord’s name in vain might seem petite and insignificant compared to some of the things that are going on in the world right now, even in churches all across America. But, that’s precisely the problem. If the shepherds of a faith start doing wrong, what is the flock supposed to do? Follow in their footsteps? I don’t think so. The flock needs to get its bearings and start thinking for itself.

But, nowadays you have people committing sin everywhere you look, including Houses of God, which are the holiest of places.”

Asked how the situation could be bettered, Hagee replied:

“Well, we’d have to start with ourselves, as with everything in life. If you’re asking about my personal opinion, there is no greater sin in terms of wrongly using God’s name than women who use it during sex. That is one of the filthiest, most derogatory and sinful uses of the Lord’s name I can think of. If it were up to me, I would put every single woman or girl who does that in jail. That would be a fine example of God’s wrath aimed at what is, in my opinion, a terrible misuse of our Maker’s good name”.

Do you agree with him?

Source: http://naijaparrot.com/pastor-calls-for-imprisonment-of-women-who-shout-god-during-sex/

Forget traffic, blame your personality
Anyone can be late a handful of times, sure, but to be the person who's always five minutes late (at the earliest) - that's an art. A frustrating and inconvenient art. Or, a side effect of your personality traits, scientists have found.

So what is it that causes some people to constantly miss trains, make it to the wedding just after the bride’s shown up and regularly piss off their friends? And why is it so hard for us to fix?


Researchers have been trying to tease this apart for decades, and have come across a few tell-tale traits, as Sumathi Reddy reports for The Wall Street Journal.

“There are all sorts of disincentives and punishments for being late, and the paradox is we’re late even when those punishments and consequences exist," Justin Kruger, a social psychologist at New York University's School of Business told Reddy.

One of the most obvious and common reasons that people are frequently late is that they simply fail to accurately judge how long a task will take - something known as the planning fallacy. Research has shown that people on average underestimate how long a task will take to complete by a significant 40 percent.

Another trait, which could very well be linked to the first, is that forever-late-comers are more likely to be multitaskers. In a 2003 study run by Jeff Conte from San Diego State University in the US, found that out of 181 subway operators in New York City, those who preferred multitasking - or polychronicity - were more often late to their job.

This is because multitasking makes it harder to have metacognition, or awareness of what you're doing, as Drake Baer reports for Business Insider.

In 2001, Conte also discovered that there's also a personality type that's more likely to be late. While highly strung, achievement oriented Type A individuals are more likely to be punctual, Type B individuals, who are more laid-back, are later.

In fact, Type A and Type B people actually feel time pass differently, as Reddy reports. Over three previous studies Conte found that, for Type A individuals, a minute passed in 58 seconds, where as Type B people felt a minute pass in a leisurely 77 seconds.

“So if you have an 18-second gap… that difference can add up over time,” Conte told Reddy.

Of course, knowing all of this doesn't necessarily help fix the problem - it's estimated that the US loses US$90 billion each year as a result of people running late.

But scientists are also starting to hone in on strategies that can slowly improve our punctuality.

For people who constantly underestimate tasks, breaking down an activity into very detailed steps can help people more accurately estimate how long something will take. A 2012 study also found that asking people to mentally picture a task before they do it can help them be more realistic about its duration, Reddy reports for The Wall Street Journal.

Late-comers also need to realise that they can't be in two places at once, and try to plan fewer things, further apart.

When it comes to your personality type, unfortunately, there's not too much you can do to change that. But accepting that you need to overcompensate for it may just help.

Acceptance, after all, is the first step to change.

Sources: The Wall Street Journal, Business Insider

media will never inform you??
Nestle company accepts that they add juice extracted from Beef in chocolate Kitkat.
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media never informed you
That in a case in Chennai high court Fair & Lovely company accepted that the cream contains the oil from Pig fats !!
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media never informed us that Vicks is banned in how many countries of Europe ! There it has been declared as slow poison ! But in our country we see it's advertising on TV whole day !!
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media never informed us that Life bouy is neither bath soap nor toilet soap ! But it's
a Cabolic soap used for bathing animals !
Europe uses Life bouy for Dogs ! And in our country millions of humans use it !!
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media never informed us ! ??
That Coke, Pepsi is in reality toilet cleaner ! it has been proved that it contains 21 types of different poisons ! And it's sale is banned in the canteen of indian parliament ! But it is sold in whole country !!
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media never informed us ?
That foreign companies selling health tonics like Boost
Complan
Horlics
Maltova
Protin-ex., were tested in Delhi at All India Institute (which houses biggest laboratory in india) and it was found that it is made from the waste left after oil is extracted from Groundnut ! Which is food for animals ! From this waste they make health tonic !!
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media never informed us
When Amitabh Bachhan was operated in hospital for 10 long hours !
Doctor had to cut and remove large intestine !! and doctor had told him that it has rotten due to drinking of soft drinks like Coke, Pepsi ! And then he stopped advertising coke
pepsi !
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Media is faithful to the advertisers.

Lots of people enjoy Pizzas today.
Let's have a look over pizza companies
"Pizza Hut
Dominos
KFC
McDonalds
Pizza Corner
Papa John’s Pizza
California Pizza Kitchen
Sal’s Pizza"
These are all american companies,
Note:- to make Pizza tasty...
E-631 flavor Enhancer is added which is made from Pork or Pig meat.
● Attention friends if following codes are mentioned on food packs then you should know what you are unknowingly consuming.
E 322 - Beef
E 422 - Alcohol
E 442 - Alcohol & Chemical
E 471 - Beef & Alcohol
E 476 - Alcohol
E 481 - mixture of Beef and Pork
E 627 - Dangerous Chemical
E 472 - mixture of Beef, meat & Pork
E 631 - Oil extracted from Pig fats.
● Note - you will find these codes mostly in products of foreign companies like :- Chips , Biscuits , Chewing Gums, Toffees, Kurkure and Maggi !
● Don't ignore pay your kind attention atleast for the well being of your kids, if in doubt then search by yourself through your sources if not internet. (Google)
● Look at ingredient on Maggi pack, you will find flavor (E-635 ).
● Also look for following codes on Google :-
E100, E110, E120, E140, E141, E153, E210, E213, E214, E216, E234, E252, E270, E280, E325, E326, E327, E334, E335, E336, E337, E422, E430, E431, E432, E433, E434, E435, E436, E440, E470, E471, E472, E473, E474, E475, E476, E477, E478, E481, E482, E483, E491, E492, E493, E494, E495, E542, E570, E572, E631, E635, E904.
Kindly forward it to your family and friends to spread awareness.

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5A married couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda Watts, were arrested a few days ago for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people.

They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.

Tito Watts said in his police statement: "I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of drugs. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up...."

Amanda Watts said in her police statement:" "We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and do drugs. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched."

Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, and a baby alligator .

Doctors suggested he shrink them down to reduce the problem he has with ‘dry lip’, where he has to smear his pout in Vaseline every 10 minutes.

Jordan then shrieked: ‘I don’t want them smaller!’

Talking about his obsession, he said: ‘I’m addicted to lip-fillers. The bigger, the better. I’ve never felt better about myself. I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake. Do they think I’m going for the natural look? If I was, I’d ask for my money back
‘Whenever I see a new procedure, I have to try it. I’m in the clinic so often I get a discount. I do borrow money off my family. But I have worked hard, in sales and at a health club.

‘I work so hard as a make-up artist and I grew up with my mum who would spend the last pound in her purse if she wants something. Now, if I want it, I have it. My mum also likes to buy me things, which I’m very grateful for. I am a little bit spoilt, I have to admit’

Remember Jordan James Parke?

He’s the 23-year-old superfan and lip filler addict who has spent more than £100,000 on plastic surgery and designer clothes to look like his ‘idol’ Kim Kardashian.

Jordan has spent £350 a pop on each of his 50 lip filler operations, despite being warned his lips ‘might explode’. He also has eyebrow tattoos, chin, forehead and cheek filler, botox injections and has had laser hair removal.

But the Kardashian fan, who was brought up in Birmingham, has revealed in a TV show that he can ‘no longer move’ his face as a result of the surgery and his 4mm lip fillers are leaking
i ‘I c said: ‘I can’t really move my face. I want just a little bit of definition and they just got bigger and bigger but any attention is good attention.

Despite this, he asked for even more surgery on the show.



Jordan asked US doctors Terry Dubrow and Paul Nassif if he could have a nose job to give him a smaller ‘pinched’ in looking nose.

Both doctors said no, demonstrating with cotton buds that if he had the surgery he wouldn’t be able to breathe due to his enormous lips.

Jordan eventually agreed but refused to take doctors advice on his leaking lips.

“Fish Rain” In Thailand Fishes Gets Litters All Over the Streets After Rainfall in Thailand, amid surprise of passersby hundreds of fishes had flown to the banks of seashore and on the road. Most of fishes found dead. It appeared as if Thailand received a Fish rain. Some passersby try to save fish. The rainy season in Thailand varies from region to region. Very broadly speaking, Thailand’s rainy season can be classified as May/June to October. The river fishing season in Khao Sok National Park is influenced by the monsoon winds from both the Indian and Pacific Ocean. Our fishing locations inside Khao Sok National Park consist of 3 big rivers and 4 smaller streams. All are connected with Cheow Lan Lake. The Bungalow on the lake is placed so that gives us a choice of rivers from different catchment systems. Some people say that fly fishing the Jungle Rivers is difficult. We would say that it’s not difficult but it is different.

Should I be asking why this made front page?

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A
Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have
Sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
... She didn't even look at me this time, simply
saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started.....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high
school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man
swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to
drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I
hear he
hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could
go on
celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my
wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take
care of first, the shed, the boat,
making beer.. Always something more important to
me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her
point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in
the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair
of sewing
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and
then went into
the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I
came out again
I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the
grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always
have a limp.
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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping
channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started...
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed,
made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the
garage. I hooked up the
boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into
a torrential
downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I
pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio,
and discovered that the weather
would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and
slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's
back;
now with a different anticipation,
and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you
believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for
our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from
0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started......
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to
apply
for Social Security. The woman behind the counter
asked me
for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in
my pockets
and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told
the woman that
I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and
come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof
enough for me' and she processed my Social
Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped
your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom
mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to
me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need
you
to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
And then the fight started........
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I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a
REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a
DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'
That's how the fight started.
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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a
cemetery plot
as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you
last year!"
And that's how the fight started.