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Jose Mourinho and Pep Guardiola will not have to wait long to renew their rivalry with the first Manchester derby of next season to take place at Old Trafford on September 10.

Mourinho, who replaced Louis van Gaal at United this summer, clashed regularly with Manuel Pellegrini's successor Guardiola while in Spain and they will go head-to-head immediately after the first international break of the season, with the return game at the Etihad on February 25, 2017.

Champions Leicester begin their defence at promoted Hull City on August 13, while Mourinho takes his team to Bournemouth and Guardiola's City host Sunderland.

Ronald Koeman will also take charge of his new club for the first time when Everton take on Tottenham at Goodison Park and there is also a high-profile clash between Arsenal and Liverpool at the Emirates.

Meanwhile, new Chelsea boss Antonio Conte faces a fiery opening game with the visit of West Ham, who play their first league game at the Olympic Stadium a week later against Bournemouth.

Burnley's return to the Premier League sees them host Swansea, while Middlesbrough are at home to Stoke in their first game since winning promotion from the Championship.

Mourinho's first reunion with Chelsea will be at Stamford Bridge on October 22, while former Southampton boss Koeman must wait until November 26 before his return to the south coast.

Manchester United, who played the last game at Upton Park last season, will be the last visitors to White Hart Lane as Tottenham say goodbye to their old ground on May 13.

Opening day fixtures:

Arsenal v Liverpool

Bournemouth v Manchester United

Burnley v Swansea City

Chelsea v West Ham United

Crystal Palace v West Bromwich Albion

Everton v Tottenham Hotspur

Hull City v Leicester City

Manchester City v Sunderland

Middlesbrough v Stoke City

Southampton v Watford

Final day fixtures:

Arsenal v Everton

Burnley v West Ham United

Chelsea v Sunderland

Hull City v Tottenham Hotspur

Leicester City v Bournemouth

Liverpool v Middlesbrough

Manchester United v Crystal Palace

Southampton v Stoke City

Swansea City v West Bromwich Albion

Watford v Manchester City

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Please I need realistic and practical advise here...the company I work for have Alexa toolbar installed on our computers, Alexa widget installed on the website, I write posts regularly, I share to social media Facebook precisely but we keep getting increasing world Alexa ranking. Is it because I promote only on Facebook? Mind you we do not run any Adwords, no Twitter promotion...Also whenever we stop promoting on Facebook our Alexa ranking goes worse. Please what do I do? HELP

There is no doubt that sex makes the world go round, even though it can be immoral or illegal just as it can also be a bonding or loving experience, a formality, fun and exciting.

There are some societies out there with cultures that make us look like painfully repressed prudes when it comes to sexual activities. Some of these cultures no longer exist, but there will always be people to take their place.

With so many tribes and small groups out there, it is impossible to list all of the strange sexual customs and adulthood rites that each group might practice. Many societies likely keep their ways of life close to the proverbial chest, away from the judgmental eyes of outsiders.

From a tribe of semen-drinking men to the community of brothers sharing a wife, here is a list of eleven bizarre and shocking sexual lifestyles.

1. The Sambians: The semen-drinking tribe - Papua, New Guinea

To become a man in this primitive tribe, boys are removed from the presence of all females at the age of seven, living with other males for ten years. During the ten years, the skin is pierced to remove any contamination brought upon by women. For the same reason, they also regularly incur nose-bleeding and vomiting caused by consuming large amounts of sugarcane.

They drink the semen of their elders to retain growth, strength, and sexual potency, and when they are reintroduced to society, they continue their nose-bleeding habit to mirror their wives’ menstrual cycle.

2. The Mardudjara: Intimate cutting rituals to achieve manhood - Australia

The Mardudjara Aborigines of Australia have one of the most shocking boyhood-to-manhood transformations out there. For the first portion of this Mardudjara Aboriginal rite, a boy at the age of 10 or 12, has his front tooth knocked out and his septum pierced. He is considered symbolically dead at this point, and then he is taken into the wilderness by other men, circumcised, and then expected to ingest his foreskin without chewing. He is mute throughout the entire process. After he heals up, the penis is then cut lengthwise on the underside, sometimes all the way to the scrotum. Blood is then dripped over a fire in order to purify it. From then on, the male will urinate from the underside of his penis instead of the urethra. Then all of the men go hunting, return to camp with food and covered in blood, and the boy is considered reborn as an adult male.

3. The Trobrianders : The tribe where kids start having sex at 6 – Papua, New Guinea

Papau New Guinea is one of the most culturally diverse countries on the planet with 848 different languages and as many traditional societies. The Trobriand tribe practices magic spells and passes them down through generations, often directing their spells to induce erotic feelings in their lover or to make a person beautiful. The beauty spells are chanted into coconut oil and then rubbed onto a person’s skin. Also, the tribe is known for becoming sexually active at a young age. Girls often start having sex by the age of 6 to 8, while boys start at 10 to 12, with no social stigma. There are few customs about dating to inhibit “hooking up” and, of course, revealing clothing has been taken to its limit, with girls actually going topless.

Another interesting tidbit, while pre-marital sex is fine, pre-marital meal-sharing is not. You're not supposed to go out for dinner together until after you get married.

4. Saut d'Eau: The city where you may witness rituals of voodoo and love – Haiti

Saut-d’Eau is a municipality in Haiti, and its waterfalls are an annual site of religious importance. Every summer in July, voodoo practitioners and religious enthusiasts make a pilgrimage to the holy site to take part in a Eucharistic rite, worshiping the goddess of love. The penultimate devotional activity involves everyone bathing naked under the waterfalls, asking for heavenly favors. Then, some extreme participants take part in a sexual dance, still naked, writhing around in a mixture of mud and the blood of sacrificed animals.

If you travel to Haiti and visit the waterfalls of Saut d'Eau during the month of July, you may witness quite a risqué ritual.

5. The Nepalese: A community where brothers share a wife - The Himalayas

In the populated Himalayas, there is not much land available for farming and grazing, so families with more than one son would have to divide their land when each son starts his own family, providing even less agriculture per family. The solution to this is in finding a single wife for all of the sons of a family so that they can keep the plot and land intact.

In some Nepalese communities, many brothers might share a single wife. Anthropologists call this form of polyandrous societal practice “fraternal polyandry”, where a group of brothers share one wife.

Also, as told in the National Geographic documentary Multiple Husbands, this arrangement works best when the wife is adept at "scheduling" time with each brother to keep jealous flares from rising.

6. The Wodaabee: The tribe where men steal each other's wives - Niger

In the Wodaabe tribe of Niger in West Africa, men are known to steal each other's wives. The Wodaabe's first marriage is arranged by their parents in infancy and must be between cousins of the same lineage. However, at the yearly Gerewol Festival, Wodaabe men wear elaborate makeup and costumes and dance to impress the women – and hopefully steal a new wife.

If the new couple is able to steal away undetected (especially from a current husband who may not want to part with his wife), then they become socially recognized. These subsequent marriages are called love marriages.

7. Ancient Egyptian Pharaohs: The pharaohs who would practice public masturbation

Ancient Egypt was a very sexualized culture, with very few social stigmas for most free men and women. The ebb and flow of the Nile was even thought to be caused by their god of creation’s ejaculation. This idea caused the pharaohs – with their god-given potency – to ritually masturbate into the Nile to ensure a wealth of water for crops. During the Egyptian festival of the god Min, who represented the pharaoh’s sexual power, men regularly masturbated in public.

According to Sex and Society, "even the ebb and flow of the Nile was thought to be caused by Atum's (the god of creation) ejaculation.

The ancient Egyptians were so inspired by the act of self-stimulation that at the festival of the god Min, who represented Pharaoh's sexual potency, men masturbated in public.

8. The Pon celebration: Indonesia

In Indonesia, there is a celebration called Pon. The event is held seven times a year, during which participants travel to a sacred mountain on the island of Java to perform a ceremony of good luck and fortune through sex. Participants have to spend the night and have intercourse with someone other than their wife or husband. It is said that their wishes of good luck will only come true if they have sex with the same person at all seven celebrations throughout the year.

9. Ancient Greece: When pederasty was the social convention

The ancient Greeks did not conceive of sexual orientation as a social identifier the way Western societies have done for the past century.

Ancient Greece was one of the most sexually prolific and accepting societies in history. Homosexuality was a regular social convention, publicly embraced, but Ancient Greece’s tolerance alone isn’t what makes their sexual culture bizarre. Sexual desire was not distinguished by the gender of two people, but rather by an active/passive role that each participant played. The “active” person was the penetrator, mirroring their role in society with high status, adulthood, and masculinity. The “passive” person was the penetrated, mirroring their submissive role as someone with lower standing, and a more youthful countenance associated with femininity.

The most common form of same-sex relationships in Greece were between an older male and an adolescent boy. Pederasty was socially accepted without stigmas because the older man was supposed to act as a role model – teaching, protecting, and loving – to the boy. This practice was called “paiderastia,” or, simply, “boy love.” Until the boy was able to grow a full beard, he was not considered a man.

In Athens, the older man was called erastes, and he was to educate, protect, love, and provide a role model for his eromenos, whose reward for him lay in his beauty, youth, and promise.

To love a boy below the age of twelve was considered inappropriate, but no evidence exists of any legal penalties attached to this sort of practice.

10. Modern Iranian culture: Where you can have a temporary Marriage if you pay for it

We all know that Muslim practices are among some of the strictest regarding sexual intercourse and the relationships between men and women. For instance, Muslim couples are only allowed to have sex in the missionary position. It's considered gross and degrading for a man to ask any other position from his wife.

However, in certain Muslim countries, like Iran, a young couple who would like to have sex before they're ready to marry can request a “temporary marriage.” They are allowed to pay for a short ceremony, with a written contract dictating the amount of time they will be “married.” Once this is done, they can have sex like bunnies without contradicting Islamic law.

11. Ghotul practice: India

The Deer Horn Muria are a forest-dwelling tribe who live deep in Central India’s Chhattisgarh region. They practice something called Ghotul, which is a festive mingling of teenage men and women to teach them songs, lore, tribal dance… and sex. At night, they engage in ceremonial orgies and sexual romps. Girls drink a natural liquor as an herbal contraceptive to avoid pregnancy and then choose different sexual partners every night (talk about every juvenile boy’s dream). If the herbal drink doesn’t work and the girl becomes pregnant, the entire village will adopt the baby since no one knows for sure who the father is. And here we thought the West was sexually liberated.

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A police man crashed a police van on Thursday evening after being distracted by the ‘excellent services’ of a prost!tute who was busy showing his 4-5 some love as he was driving.

According to sources, the Police Officer who has since been identified as one, Collin, was on night duty from 6:00 PM on Wednesday and he was reportedly on his way from a crime scene when he met with the accident.

Interestingly, the drama unfolded while the suspect he had arrested was still in the back of the police van.

Paramedics, who responded to the accident scene at around 5am in Lephalale, Limpopo said that they found both the hooker and the cop -who were reeking of alcohol- unresponsive BUT shockingly, the prostitute’s mouth was full of the officer’s privates!

While the suspect-who happens to be the only ‘impartial witness’- could not paint a clear picture of what took place on account of being at the back of the van, it is thought that the ‘mouth actions’ of the hooker on the poor policeman distracted him and caused him to crash!

Not surprisingly, the accident occured about 2 kilometers from Makhoneng, a place notorious for drugs and prostitution.

Imzansi news managed to get hold of the prost!tute who confirmed the incident expressed remorse for her actions. “This is the first time I ever gave a “road head.” We were drunk at the time and we didn’t really consider the safety issue, but looking back now, giving a blo_wjob to a guy while he is driving is probably not the safest thing to do. At first, I didn’t want to, but he offered me more money, and I could not resist it, I mean we are hustling at the end of the day right, we got to make a living. Phew, that was a close one though” said the lady of the night on condition she remains anonymous.

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#StopTheKillings

#StopTheHerdsmen

#NoMoreHumanBloodForCows

#NdigboArePartOfHumanity

#DoSomething


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What has become of our once peaceful nation Nigeria? Is it that the human lives are now less important that they will be wasted for all sorts of vision and reason; with 'cow' being the latest reason for wasting humans created in God's image and likeness.

I mourn with the Governor of Enugu State, Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi, and the Governors of Imo, Anambra, Ebonyi and Abia States respectively because an injury to one is an injury to all. Also my heart grief with my Igbo parents, uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters. May God give us all the fortitude to bear this painful loss – Amen!

Governor Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi has done very well in seeking the face of God in a time like this. His action of declaring a two-day fasting and prayer in the state and asking the people to commit the situation into God's hands shows he is a Christian who trust in God the creator; and when you trust in God, it means you have faith in Him and we all know that faith without work is DEAD! You are the Governor of Enugu State, and your primary assignment, which you swore an oath to keep, is to protect the lives and property of Enugu people. You cannot sit and wait in a situation whereby non-indigenes of the State will invade your boundary, publicly wielding their guns and other weapons without any confrontation, desecrating the land with the blood of the sons and daughters of Enugu State, killing both big and small like chickens and nothing was done - #DoSomething

Nigerian Police

Imagine a statement released by the Nigerian Police. The police, military, NSCDC and all other security agencies, I am personally tired of the game you play with the lives of the common Nigerians, which to my own opinion is worth more than the lives of every single politicians you guard and secure with tens of your heavily armed men. How can such wickedness be trending in our society, not even at night but in 'korokoro' day time and till tomorrow, nobody has been paraded as a culprit in any Fulani herdsmen attack. Prior to this attack that has prompted me to write, Ogbongefriends and several other online news media reported the kidnap of an Enugu auditor by Fulani herdsmen and the plot by these Fulani herdsmen to invite their colleagues from Nasarawa State to join them in attacking this Nimbo community in Uzo-Uwani community in Enugu State, still nothing was done. On the part of the abducted Enugu auditor, all we heard was your vow to rescue him and the reported successful rescue of the abducted man. Nobody heard or saw or read about what happened to the Fulani herdsmen that kidnapped him, whether they were arrested and prosecuted or probably killed during rescue. Since the reported victory in the fight against the Boko Haram insurgency, how come none of these Boko Haram members have been captured alive, at least to share more intelligence with our military until now? I know that the excuse we will hear is that 'for the sake of intelligence' we do not disclose the details of the activities of the military in the battle front. But for crying out loud, Salah Abdeslam, an IS member that planned the attack on Paris was captured after some intense gun battle. This is just one man with needed intelligence, yet he was captured alive, but our military will engage a group of Boko Haram members in heated gun battle, a group that now seem to have infinite members, they will come out victorious and hug the media chanting their victories, still we have not seen any 'prisoner of war', not even a wounded Boko Haram member has been arrested alive and prosecuted successfully. Now the same tactic is being applied to this ugly Fulani herdsmen attack on innocent lives, no one has been arrested, we heard nothing on those caught on their way into a town/community in Abuja heavily armed with pump actions on a mission to recover their 'stolen cows', no arrest or parade on TV at all not even any in connection with supplying them with the AK47 they hang on their shoulders, or are we now to believe that these Fulani herdsmen can buy such weapons themselves? #DoSomething

President Buhari

The last time I checked, President Muhammadu Buhari is the President of the whole of Nigeria not President of a region or President of only those that voted for him, as we have you said in this video. I wonder why you had to wait until now before you will speak against these ugly acts by the Fulani herdsmen when before now all the presidency could do was to import grass from Brazil for them and to 'silently to resolve them'. I am not against your maximum concentration on the fight against corruption even though it has contributed to the stagnant growth of our economy, I am also not against your favourite tour of the world especially as you say it is to correct the damage caused by the government of former President Goodluck Jonathan. In all these, please Mr. President, remember that the first thing you swore an oath to do is to protect the lives and properties of Nigerians. If you travel allow us to be killed like chickens, President Buhari, it will get to a point where you will travel and come back with electricity, good roads, quality medical care, employment and even our #5,000 but you will not see us to welcome you or enjoy these goodies. If you so well cleanse our nation of corruption and corrupt people, and neglect your No. 1 assignment, I fear that we the masses, who are meant to enjoy the corrupt free country, may no longer be in existence. I beg you President Buhari to use the same whip you have applied in fighting and fishing out our stolen funds to face these Fulani herdsmen. But Mr. President, will the IG of Police, Mr. Solomon Arase, always wait for your order before he will carry out his duties? How come the statement by your Senior Special Assitant on Media and Publicity, Garba Shehu, who has been silent and has never seem to understand that your publicity in the media and the society at large (since the media is the voice of the society) is dropping, says: “In keeping with the President’s directive, the Inspector-General of Police, the General Officer Commanding the 82nd Division of the Nigerian Army and the Director of the Department of State Security in Enugu State have visited Ukapbi Nimbo to personally oversee investigations into the attack on the community and ongoing efforts to apprehend the culprits,”? #DoSomething

Legislature

Currently, the only thing I see our legislators do is discuss meaningless issues like marrying Nigerian wives, amending CCT acts, fight over 36 jeeps, escort colleagues to trials, mobilise 'funny' citizens to campaign for and against them, etc. nothing has been done by our legislators that has impacted positively and directly on the life of an old woman in the village, to them Nigeria is just Abuja and some parts of Lagos and Port Harcourt. Please you all are our representatives and we are not paying you huge sums to begin to represent yourself or show solidarity support for someone who cannot and will not vote for you in the next election because that person will, like you, go back to his/her roots to vote and be voted for. A pity that time is only when you remember the essence of your position. Why not make active laws and back them with actions if they are neglected by those in position to enforce them. You can all sit at home till those in position completely tackle this menace to our existence as one Nigeria. If you are scared of losing your sitting allowance, I bet you that posterity will judge you more if the people that gave you, genuinely or not, the votes you required to be a legislator end up in a civil war. #DoSomething

Judiciary

I do not know where our judiciary stands in Nigeria. Whether they are FOR or AGAINST Nigeria, I no longer understand, perhaps it's because I am not a lawyer by profession. But I do not see how SANs in their 20s and 30s will go and defend just one person in a corruption case while an ordinary Nigerian who is in court for a lesser offence has no defendant, not even a charge and bail defendant, except if provided by the State. I do not understand why it will be impossible for a judge to give judgment on some cases, in some cases they suspect will be on bail and be attending court forever while some less connected ones will be remanded in prison without sentence, but a common man will commit a lesser crime and he will be tried and sentenced in just two sittings, in some cases, one sitting. The worse part of it is that some even get injuction from our judiciary for them not to be arrested. Why can't all our learned SAN speak up against these Fulani herdsmen? Why can't all the members of the judiciary write or sue the executive or the police for failing to carry out their primary task of protecting lives and properties? #DoSomething

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Seeing these killings, I have now come to believe that these Fulani herdsmen are not after grazing lands neither are they after retrieving their cows. They are simply on a mission to annihilate the people they find in any land they enter and wish to settle in. How else can one explain the slaughtering of these children? Can these kids be able to prevent their cattle from grazing? Can these children steal their cows? May the Lord have mercy and cleanse our land.

The footage in this video is what happens when those in authority either fail to act swiftly or are too slow to action.

I firmly believe in #OneNigeria but the way things are now in our country Nigeria one must be forced to think if we are ever going to be safe as one country.

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. Martin Luther King, Jr.

See the videos here: https://web.facebook.com/Bizzai/videos/1219836851384080/
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Five angry women, who are married to the same man, have 'raped' him because he was giving too much attention to their colleague.

The man, a wealthy businessman – and husband of six – died after allegedly being forced into a marathon s3x session with his ‘jealous’ wives.

According to Adom Online, Uroko Onoja was having s3x with the youngest of his spouses when the remaining five are reported to have set upon him with knives and sticks – and demanded that he have s3x with each of them too.

Mr Onoja went on to have intercourse with four of his wives in succession, but ‘stopped breathing’ as the fifth was making her way to the bed.

Two women have been arrested following the incident which occurred in Konko, a Ghanaian village.

Mr Onoja is understood to have returned from a bar in the small community of Ugbugbu, at around 3am on Tuesday, and headed for the bedroom of his youngest wife.

His five other wives – who were said to have held a meeting to discuss their intentions before their husband arrived home – are then alleged to have burst into the bedroom armed with knives and sticks to insist that they too be granted their conjugal rights.

The businessman, who has been described as a philanthropist who ‘contributed positively’ to the growth of his local community, is thought to have resisted the demands of his wives’ before being overpowered.

Mr Onoja reportedly stopped breathing and could not be resuscitated after having s3x with four of his wives in a row.

His youngest spouse is quoted as saying her five fellow wives ran into the forest when they found out that their husband was dead.

The head of his village, Okpe Odoh, revealed that the matter had been reported to police.

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The young man pictured above was allegedly bathed with acid by a man in Ghana. A Facebook user who shared the photos however didn’t state what transpired between the victim and his attacker. See very graphic photos below:

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A man who allegedly stabbed his lover to death when he found her chatting on WhatsApp is under police guard in hospital after he also tried to kill himself.

It is believed the man got enraged when he checked his girlfriend’s phone and saw that she was telling her best friend about his small p_enis. The message read: ‘Aww shame une pipi elincane’

The 37-year-old man from AA section in Umlazi, who worked in the same building as his dead girlfriend (27), allegedly strangled her first before he pulled out a knife and stabbed her to death on Monday.

It is suspected that the couple had a heated argument at the girlfriend’s workplace, which is on the fourth âoor of a building on Smith Street at the Durban CBD. Witnesses told cops that the man who works at a lawyers’ offce in the building had suspected his girlfriend of cheating on him.

Police spokesman Captain Khephu Ndlovu told reporters that according to what the police were told at the scene, the man had accused his girlfriend of cheating on him. Ndlovu said the suspect reportedly stabbed his girlfriend from Siyanda near KwaMashu to death. “He allegedly first grabbed her by the throat and strangled her before stabbing her once in the chest. She died on the scene.

“After that he tried to kill himself by stabbing himself on the neck. He did not die and was taken to a local hospital, where he is under police guard. Once the suspect has recovered enough, he will make his first court appearance to face a charge of murder,” said Ndlovu.



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The police have charged a 42-year-old Lebanese, Rami El Masri, to court for allegedly forging a letter of Nigerian citizenship confirmation and parading himself as a Nigerian.

The police claimed that Masri forged the said Nigerian citizenship confirmation letter with reference number MIA/NAT 382/1 with the intent it might be acted upon as genuine.

The foreigner was accused of falsely and fraudulently presenting himself as a Nigerian citizen by birth, an act the police said was contrary to and punishable under sections 363 (3)(4)(O), 409 of the Criminal Laws of Lagos State of Nigeria 2011.

Masri, who was said to own two construction companies along the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, was on Thursday arraigned before a Lagos State Magistrate’s Court in Igbosere.

The three counts pressed against him by the police bordered on conspiracy, forgery and uttering of false documents.

The police prosecutor, Susan Ezema, told the court that Masri and others who were still at large committed the alleged offences between December 15, 2008 and November 19, 2014.

The police claimed that on November 19, 2014, the foreigner “knowingly and fraudulently uttered the aforesaid false letter of confirmation as if it was genuine by presenting same to CSP Martin Nwogoh, a police officer attached to the Police Special Fraud Unit, Lagos office.”

But upon reading the charges to him before a court presided over by Mrs Joy Ugbomiko, Masri pleaded not guilty to all the counts.

He was subsequently admitted to a N200,000 bail with two sureties in like sum.

The magistrate said one of the sureties must be a company director and an owner of a landed property in Lagos, whose both office and residential addresses must be verifiable.

The case was adjourned till June 16, 2016 for mention.

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A pastor in Bottlebrush informal settlement in Durban was burnt to death by the community after he was caught allegedly raping a 12-year-old girl who had visited him for prayers.

The said pastor is the leader of sect of Zimbabwean origin called Johanne Masowe and he is said to have asked the girl to come to his house for daily prayers.

According to iMzansi, the girl do go to the prayer sessions every day after school but on the fateful day, the girl is believed to have gone for prayers late at night after she had finished school late.

The mother of the girl, also from Zimbabwe, who was in tears said, ‘I told her to go and do her prayers with Madzibaba Jonathan like before and she did. Next thing I know, I heard noises coming from that direction and people screaming. I went out to investigate and noticed that someone was burning because he was caught raping a minor’.

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It was gathered from the neighbours that screams were heard coming from inside the man’s zinc house and they forcefully opened the door to find a semi-naked man on top of the weeping young girl.

Neighbours said a mob soon came and started beating up the man. Eventually someone came with an idea to burn him and they did before the police could arrive and by the time the police arrived, the man was already burned alive.

The girl was taken to a doctor at Chatsworth centre and confirmed there was penetration.

A police constable said people should not take matters into their own hands and now they are hunting the perpetrators to charge them with murder.

The girl was treated and released and will be attending counseling. It was not clear what happened to the charred body of the deceased.

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It was like a stage show at KwaYanguye High School pupil near Melmoth, KZN, in South Africa, when a Grade 8 pupil gave the Principal a hot slap.

It all began on Monday when the young girl purportedly slapped the principal for asking her to enter the class after a break.

Also, a source at the school said that the student who attacked the principal is known for her rude behavior, iMzansi reports.

“She does as she pleases at school. She attends classes when she feels like it. She often stays outside the classroom, intimidates others and causes chaos.”

She allegedly grabbed the principal by his shirt before slapping him.

I received the news of the incident and was planning to go to the school to get more information, Induna Levela Biyela replied when asked.

“I’ve received reports that kids who are arriving late at school cut the fence to get in,” he said.

Biyela added that he has also attended a number of meetings on the issue of drug abuse by pupils.

Education spokesman Sicelo Khuzwayo said the department will conduct an investigation.

His comments: “We will give a suitable punishment if we found someone has been on the wrong side."

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A lady who stood out as truly newsworthy a year ago she went public to divorce her husband because of his enormous tool has done a reversal asking for her ex to take her back.

“Since I left him I have not enjoyed sex at all. All the men I have met have small tools and I just did not feel satisfied. I was wrong for leaving my husband. All my friends has told me I was lucky to find someone like him but I was stubborn” Aisha Dannupawa, the Nigerian wife told the Islamic court in Gusau, Zamfara State.

This is as opposed to the announcement she made a year ago when she was reported saying “We had sex but the experience was a nightmare. Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else because his rod was too big,”

Dannupawa advised her mom and uncles to facilitate the procedure of recovering her spouse.

In any case, the spouse said he had misused the lobola cash which he had been given back a year ago after Dannupawa requested separation, ” I used the money, I do not have any money for her anymore. She can come stay with me if she wants’

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As indicated by reports, a pregnant lady and her driver kicked the bucket in a deadly car collision along Kwatarkwashi area in Zamfara state. Miraculously, a young lady who was among the car occupants survived the accident.

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28-year-old Augustine Victor and 20-year-old Richard Ejiofor have been jailed by a Lagos Magistrate’s court in Lagos State for stealing the Holy Bible.

Yesterday, after a summary trial, Mrs. J.O.E Adeyemi, the presiding Magistrate, sentenced them to 60 days imprisonment without an option of fine.

They were given their sentence after they changed their plea from not guilty to guilty before the court.

It was learnt that the theft happened at Igbo-Elerin junction along Badagary Express Road in Ojo local government where the owner was returning from fellowship.

The suspects were charged before the court with conspiracy and stealing under the criminal code.

According to The News, the convicts allegedly attacked a man named Mike John, the owner of the Holy Bible, and stole the black bag containing the Bible, thinking that the bag contained huge sums of money. They also took away the victim’s BlackBerry hand set and wrist watch.

Unfortunately for them the police officers on patrol arrested the men and took them to the Okokomaiko station where they were detained, with the items also recovered from them as exhibits.

The prosecutor, Ishaku Babaji, in his report, informed the court how the suspects were arrested and urged the court to sentence them accordingly to serve as deterrent to others who might want to commit similar offence.

The court found them guilty as charged and sentenced them accordingly.

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Governor of Ekiti state, Ayo Fayose has praised the government of the United Kingdom and the United States for speaking out against President Buhari.

The Governor also went ahead to call on the British Government to investigate the allegation of the use of British foreign aid given to Nigeria to help combat Boko Haram terrorists to fund a witch-hunt against opposition politicians with a view to preventing the continuous use of fund belonging to the country wrongly.

Fayose, currently in China for a forum, spoke through his special assistant on public communications and news media, Lere Olayinka, saying that the international community must focus attention on Nigeria under President Buhari.

His words: “rights of Nigerians are now being trampled upon with impunity.”

In its report, the United States Department of States, accused the Nigerian police, DSS and the military of gross abuse of power which include citizens brutality, arbitrary detention, bribery among other scandals, IgbereTV News report.

Also, the United and the United Kingdom based Telegraph newspaper published this week that hundreds of millions of pounds of British foreign aid given to Nigeria to help combat Boko Haram terrorists was instead being used to fund a witch-hunt against opposition politicians.

The Governor stressed that the Telegraph was right in its accusations, hence implored the international community to continue to pressure Buhari, compelling him to respect the rule of law.

The governor said, “Everything I predicted about Buhari is coming to pass and the international community must assist the country to sustain democracy.”

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Still seriously wondering what to make of this. But according to the Facebook user who shared the photos, the goat which has a face like that of human was seen dumped in a refuse heap in Kano.
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According to Rariya, it was spotted in Kano yesterday April 13th. What kind of goat is this? See more photos

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The police in Largo Police Department, Florida, got a call on Friday about a man smashing a mailbox. When the officers arrived at the home they found a man later identified as William Timothy Anderson Thomas, shirtless, covered in dirt and destroying a home.

Thomas allegedly told police he was masturbating to loud music when he suddenly felt “like going out and destroying stuff."

The officers also noticed a flattened trailer tire, a broken window, and that a real estate sign and a garden angel had been destroyed by Thomas.

Police did not say what kind of music he was listening to before the incident.

The 25-year-old self-pleasurer was taken to the Pinellas County Jail. He was charged with burglary and criminal mischief.

He remains behind bars on $7,000 bond.

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Am in a deep mess .

I just found this blog yesterday and ever since then my life has changed . But my story is a bit complicated and complex . I am dating 3 men at the same time , and both men are all my bosses at work .

Mr Mike was my lover , we met during my NYSC and we started dating , as soon as I finished my NYSC, he got me a job in his office . Mr Mike was just the HOD of one of the department in that company , and I was employed as a contract staff . As time went on, the manager started chasing me, even tho most people suspected that I was dating mr Mike but we denied it, cause it was against our work ethics.

The manager persisted until I had no choice than to give him because I wanted to be a permanent staff . As soon as I slept with the manager, my letter was signed automatically. I maintained both relationship without them knowing cause they were both married, so I had my time to. Myself.

Then one faithful day, the MD came to inspect our office and I caught his attention, he started chasing me, I had to agree because I needed to climb in my career, so I slept with the MD and got a double promotion and a transfer to my dream city . Life was going on smoothly and I was still sleeping with the 3 men.

Until I went for a meeting at the head office and one of the directors saw me and chased me , I fear now is that I am tired of even sleeping with the 3 men on my list , not to talk of adding the 4th one .

Pls how do I handle this situation ?

Quit my job ?

Break up with the 3 men and date only this director since he is higher ?

Or add the director and continue sleeping with all .?

But am beginning to feel like a s.lut , and am tired .

How long will I sleep my way to the top?

Pls I need help , don’t insult me, cause many gals are victims of my story

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These photos were shared on social media and purportedly taken in Abia state (can't confirm this). According to the story, the lady was initially upset when her male companion ignored her. But the man later behaved himself and they kissed to the amusement of people watching...

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A 24yr old primary school teacher known only as Miss Clarissa lost her teaching job after footage of her twerking in a bikini while on holdiay in Cabo San Lucas emerged online.

Clarissa lost her job after parents of the children she taught saw the clip and complained to school authorities in Ciudad Obregon in the northern Mexican state of Sonora where she had taught for three years.

Speaking to Mexican media, she said: “They didn’t give me any other option at my school than to resign. I didn’t know what else to do apart from leave as quickly as I could.

The teacher explained the video was filmed during a beach dance competition where she won the top prize.

And while she knew people were filming the sexy performance she never expected the footage to see the light of day, saying: “I knew there were mobile phones but I never imagined this would go viral and anyway, I’m not doing anything bad. It was a dance competition, something like this doesn’t define me as a person, it was my free time and we’re in the 21st century."

Some parents at the school supported, saying the disgruntled few were being silly. Some of the parents in support of the teacher have asked the school to give her her job back and threatened a school fees boycott if she wasn’t reinstated.

The parents released a statement saying: “Parents of children at Cumbres Institute deny demanding her resignation.

“We are angry at the way she was sacked, using a sexist pretext when she was doing what everyone does on holiday which is dance in a bikini. The children she taught adored Miss Clarissa and were very sad when they found out she wouldn’t be taking class anymore."

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Several Nigerian artistes have crushed over Nollywood star performer Genevieve Nnaji yet none have verged on dating her perhaps D'banj.

Fast rising music star YCee who can no more hold his squash over the A-list performing artist spouts regarding why he can't date the very much praised on-screen character.

The Jagaban crooner shared Genevieve's photograph on his Instagram timeline on Thursday, April 7 and subtitled it:

“*IN COLE VOICE* MY ONLY REGRET, WAS TOO YOUNG FOR GENEVIEVE #WCT (WEDNESDAY TOO FAR)”

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According to the Omo Alhaji singer, Wednesday is too far for him to express his woman crush so he decided to say it on Thursday.

Despite being a mother of one, Nnaji looks stunning in her unbleached dark skin.

Other Nigerian artists who have crushed on Genevieve include MI, Patoranking, Wizkid and D’banj.

Maybe somebody should tell Ycee age is nothing but numbers.

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While growing up I felt so different and did things differently. Naturally I am an introvert, my class mates in sec school would say I have a unique way of doing things. I felt so cool about myself expecially the ability to control how I feel generally.

I am very handsome and the kind of guy girls easily throw themselves at, again I felt my ability to resist certain temptations was because I had self control. Growing up in a Christian home their are things we don’t ask mom and dad, I would look at Lil bro and notice I had a smaller scrotum but I didn’t feel something was wrong with me. All these years I never understood I had a real problem.

Am all grown now but I can’t keep a relationship!! My siblings will always crack a joke about how unlucky I was with finding a good date. First time I got a girlfriend, very loving and caring young girl. We started off for 2yrs without sex. It wasn’t a problem for me I don’t know what sex feels like but it was to her and she wanted it badly I knew I would loose her if I don’t and she began to wonder if I was a man.

First time we tried sex I couldn’t get erected, I felt it was anxiety and she was supportive. Second and third was worse but we kept trying. She had to tell me to see a doctor fast because I am not okay. Sex ended up being an issue and we broke up. I dated two other girls and the last girl said it to my face “YOU ARE IMPOTENT”And that was when it occurred to me this is serious. I went to see a urologist and after the blood test it was confirmed I had low T. Low testosterone below normal. I couldn’t believe I had a problem like this until I did a sperm analysis.

I had oligospermia!! 95% abnormality. Further test showed I had Hypogondasim, it’s yet unknown if it’s secondary or primary Hypogondasim. I knew I had gone down that road where u look back and ask life

What did I do to deserve this?

How do I convince a girl to even accept to marry me?

Is their really a God?

Why am I a man if God won’t give me what I need to become a man.

Every solution I have heard so for is impractical, expensive or ridiculous. Imagine injecting testosterone for 6 months before ur fit to make love to your wife? Or injecting my joystick to stay up before sex? Alpha blockers like viagra has no effect on me at all.


Apart from sexual performance secience is yet to understand male fertility and alot of things will be tried on me, this could take years!!! If it’s so simple as doctor’s will easily say why are their cases of 25yrs without a child some never have a child and just adopt.

Why are their so many drugs and injections if one thing works. Am at the bridge of taking my life, I see no point making all these money and sit down in an empty house sad and lonely.
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kaziblake:
It's shldnt be a problem at all.
Who big breast don help?

Corsy Orjiakor