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otokx: @complete1

The FG should just pay them the cash and let the universities reopen. What is so hard in that? The 100 billion was already promised before so its all about their salary backlog.

Look @ ur self. Can you pay ur workers for four mths when they've not worked

Faith93: are you sell banana for market or are u fruit banana u av monkey and friend is good for wen playing

Lord God!!! I thought we had an English review committee on NL LMAO

Chimamanda is a name of a girl who wrote Half of the Yellow sun

osasdiddy: ;DThought i was in the same world all alone.Trying to study women behavioural pattern is a life time project.
I used to ponder abt such chats alot until i accepted the theory above. ;

which theory abeg

8-| ˚°◦hmmm!.. <//>.
_\\_! All dese pple wey hate slip sef. Smh. Wey narrator Laz93 nd adex How una nyt Met wit ade last nyt

Linqsz: E Don Red Oh!

na till next year be that o.

Baybe: No be fight nah

he's just jealous no mind am

gal10: oh no! wakes up from a bad dream! my waist??

dnt be scared.. He ws also dreaming... He wants to take ur friendship to another step in reality

Iaz93: Na step by step na
I dey do Nigerian film style

oya next step....

Iaz93: I think I have feelings for you.

laz r u tinking Or r u sure u have feelings for her

adexsimply:
He's more than a spirit..




















he's Truckpusher

e be like say na dah job spiritual pass be dat o

adexsimply: You can't run from Truckpusher

na spirit him be

Baybe: K

tell ade wetin dey ur mind nah baybe. Instead of using d "I don't like him" tactics... Use d first tactics in the book

adexsimply: Truckpusher

oboi. E b like say I go run frm hia o. B4 I go start e-learning

gal10:

its a secret between us o

adexsimply: A variable can never be constant and vice versa

abeg who teach u dis vaseline skill sef

adexsimply: I no rough now

me too. I smooth. Smh. Weda rough or smooth or rigid, d purging na constant variable

gal10: 'what i do'??

he has feelings for you

Truckpusher: Don't be scared of your nyash na ,ade go use vaseline for you

I like my strong sheet wey I dey sheet... I no wan dey purge everytime I wan sheet. Thanks for the offer.

Truckpusher: No mind the homo_pink boy.

make naija police catch am ,him go learn wella

him 10yrs sure nah... 99 days for the thief........

adexsimply:
pele.. you no know say she sef wan join us?

if she dey join, no problem nah. I go come with her. I'm jst scared of my nyash

Truckpusher: eeee jahjahjahjah......fire fire fire........holy ghost fire

any weapon fashioned against our yansh shall be met with fierce spiritual resistance....in fact i cover my bum with the blood of jiso......bababababa.....tufiakwa arompirim arompirim kem nkpu fugi ite....holy ghost fire........kabit ish al bukra na allah

LMAO. You be their member E be like say you knw their doctrine pass the founder of the church sef

adexsimply: Na Truckpusher house we go use tonight

eh! No vex abeg. I no fit cum. I get date with caracta dis night

adexsimply: Come see me for night make I explain

for night kwa Oya tell me the venue.

Baybe: Ameboooo!!!

Your own amebo get levels

no be amebo na informant

Iaz93: Bro, haven't you heard? They are chatting from the place. As in from the same room!

ah ah!!! It is finished...

Iaz93: Eerrmm! It's like ... it's like I'm feeling something

are you feeling a rod-like sumfin @ ur bottom Or sumfiin like an orange/puff puff

Iaz93: LWKMD!!!!!!!!! Bro, you're crazy!

sumfin is really fishy here... How truckpusher knw say caracta don comot her bra

Caracta:

caracta no vex. Buh how him take knw say u don comot your bra

Truckpusher: Na so oh

no weapon fashioned against my nyansh shall penetrate....jah jehovah!!!

Holy!!! *jumping nd smh*

Truckpusher: omo! be kia ful o! homos are taking over this thread...me dun arrange iron pant for my bum

i no wan take chances ,my arse is too precious to me

me I don already dey wear 3 jeans and pant wey get 2 back pocket and belt hook.

nkwachiabel: laz93 reports reaching me says you're the thread narrator. I was recommended 2 u 2 narrate the amebo gist for me. Pls assist...

yeap