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Crime / Re: Idoma Youths Give Fulani Herdsmen 3-Week Ultimatum To Leave by NLEFCC(m): 6:06pm On Mar 21, 2018
I stopped eating cow meat since these killings have persisted...cow meat is not worth the life of any Nigerian?

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Crime / Re: Student Impersonates Emir Sanusi, Demands N1.8m From Victims by NLEFCC(m): 3:23pm On Mar 21, 2018
Sssshhhh don't let Psquare hear that its this 20year old guy he addressed as Sir...

Politics / Re: Criminals "Working For Dino Melaye" Paraded By Police In Kogi (Photos) by NLEFCC(m): 6:30pm On Mar 19, 2018
Dino BP go reach 250/150...How does he even sleep at night? Those of us who live quiet lives should be thankful to God.

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Crime / Re: Soldiers Arrest 6 Herdsmen Destroying Farmland In Benue by NLEFCC(m): 9:09pm On Mar 18, 2018
Why do these headsmen really like causing trouble?
Ignorance? or Maliciousness?

Anyway 100/50 land for sale in Asaba okpanam axis..
08104885618
Events / Re: Kebbi Marries Off 100 Widows, Divorcees In Mass Wedding by NLEFCC(m): 6:28pm On Mar 18, 2018
So they just went on tbe street and collected men to matchmake with the widows? Hope we are not taking over from Kenya with odd news?

Meanwhile selling of land in Okpanam-Asaba few poles from the road.
100/50
1.7M

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Celebrities / Re: John Okafor: I Was Scared Of Women After Ugly Experience With My Ex-wife by NLEFCC(m): 5:40pm On Mar 18, 2018
nice one...

Meanwhile

Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Visits Ojuwo Ojema-Eyigbi Following Clashes by NLEFCC(m): 5:01pm On Mar 18, 2018
The way people dey die for this country...sometimes i wonder if things will ever get better.

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Politics / Re: Twitter User Exposes FKK by NLEFCC(m): 4:52pm On Mar 18, 2018
He never said he avoids them...
Meanwhile

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Education / Re: Some UTME Results Will Be Out Tomorrow- JAMB by NLEFCC(m): 4:36pm On Mar 18, 2018
We expect to see more high scores from the south.
meanwhile
08104885618

Politics / Re: Governors At Fatima Dangote And Jamil Abubakar's Wedding (Photos) by NLEFCC(m): 9:44pm On Mar 16, 2018
How to solve Nigeria's problem. Press delete...oh no i cant find that key...let me just press snooze...
Politics / Ibori Can Help Us Wrest Power From APC - PDP by NLEFCC(m): 4:27pm On Mar 11, 2018
Despite the fact that Ibori admitted
stealing public funds and jailed in the UK,
the PDP leaders said Ibori is a blessing to
the Niger Delta region.

The opposition party leaders said they
needed Ibori’s leadership acumen to wrest
power from the ruling All Progressives
Congress (APC)

https://www.naija.ng/1156813-despite-stealing-250m-public-funds-pdp-leaders-ibori-a-blessing-niger-delta.html
Politics / Re: 5 Biggest Nigerian Lies by NLEFCC(m): 5:50pm On Mar 09, 2018
The only day Police became a friend. lol

Politics / 5 Biggest Nigerian Lies by NLEFCC(m): 11:18pm On Mar 08, 2018
The greatest Nigerian Lies;

1. Police is your friend.

2. Bail is free.

3. One Nigeria

4. Children are the leaders of tomorrow.

5. Education is the best thing you can give your child.


None of these really works in Nigeria and i personally find no 1 very annoying.

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Politics / Re: Suicide Bomber Kills 3 Civilian JTF, Injures 17 Others In Maiduguri by NLEFCC(m): 11:12am On Mar 06, 2018
I am still thinking of how to think of what we will experience in 2019 before and after elections...

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TV/Movies / Re: Results Of First BBNaija 2018 Friday Game Night by NLEFCC(m): 12:28pm On Feb 03, 2018
So this is how we lost Sanchez...

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Sports / Re: Top 10 Premier League Transfers Of 2017/18 Season (100% Correct) by NLEFCC(m): 5:06pm On Aug 09, 2017
Arsenal stepped in, breaking their transfer record
to sign the 26-year-old, who was the top-scoring
Frenchman in Ligue 1 in each of the last three
seasons..............BEST SIGNING

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Music/Radio / Re: Closed by NLEFCC(m): 4:37pm On May 28, 2017
Music/Radio / Closed by NLEFCC(m): 12:26pm On May 27, 2017
Closed
Religion / Re: Jehovahs Witnesses Banned In Russia - New York Times by NLEFCC(m): 9:50pm On Apr 20, 2017
Rikze:



It baffles me why Russian federation chose to be so hard on people as peaceful as the JW. To be fair, this is unfair.

What about Jesus? Where the people of his day fair to him?
Religion / Jehovahs Witnesses Banned In Russia - New York Times by NLEFCC(m): 8:55pm On Apr 20, 2017
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Religion / Re: Jehovahs Witnesses Banned In Russia by NLEFCC(m): 8:49pm On Apr 20, 2017
Did they give reasons?
Religion / Re: Russia Supreme Court Shuts Down Jehovah Witness In Russia by NLEFCC(m): 8:47pm On Apr 20, 2017
lets get some reasons...
TV/Movies / BBN: Hilary Clinton VS Donald Trump by NLEFCC(m): 9:33am On Apr 08, 2017
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Food / Re: Is this the worlds biggest Mango? by NLEFCC(m): 10:00am On Apr 07, 2017
sisisioge:
Oh my! I envy you. Pls where are u located. Was the mango specifically breed?

Delta State. I think its a special breed. We got the seed from the North 2010. It started producing two years ago.
Food / Re: Is this the worlds biggest Mango? by NLEFCC(m): 9:25pm On Apr 06, 2017
banjicom:
Very delicious cheesy
Wetin i dey talk sef?

Bro dis ur mango na weapon o, if dey carry dis one stone person. Omo na inside ambulance u go dey collect AC next o.

Just imagine u are standing under this tree and it is raining...... Wind dey blow....... One mango come fall from him branch...... Come trace d center of your head!.......

#1000ways to die


hahahaha...why u dey think that type of thing na? Dont worry the mango nor dey fall anyhow.

Food / Is this the worlds biggest Mango? by NLEFCC(m): 8:57pm On Apr 06, 2017
So the Mango in my compound is bigger than my head, and with a relatively small seed compared to the mass of the full Mango.

Just one serves as dinner for me.

If anyone wants a seed...i can sell for just 100k...lol

Health / Mango & Mineral = Death by NLEFCC(m): 3:46pm On Mar 17, 2017
Behind every rumour there is an atom of truth.

Back in the days there was a rumour down south that if you take mangoes and drink mineral afterwards it could lead to death.

With the recent court declaration that Sprite/Fanta plus Vitamin C is poisonous, it seems to me now that there was some truth to that rumour because Mangoes contain Vitamin C for sure.

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Religion / South African Pastor Gives Deadly Rat Poison To Congregation To Drink by NLEFCC(m): 10:12am On Feb 09, 2017
A South African pastor identified as Prophet Light Monyeki of Grace Living Hope Ministries last Sunday mixed a deadly rat poison with water, and gave his congregation to drink.

The church posted on Facebook, the act to “demonstrate the power of faith” . The post also added that the pastor drank it first before giving it to his members.

It read:
HIGH PLACE CONFERENCE [SUPERNATURAL SERVICE]
04 February 2017 (Day 2)
DEMONSTRATION OF POWER- MAN OF GOD MIXED RATTAX (DEADLY POISON) WITH WATER AND CAUSED PEOPLE INCLUDING HIM TO DRINK!!!

The man of God, Prophet Light Monyeki demonstrates power of faith by causing congregants to drink Rattax; deadly poison to show forth their faith. As he was doing that he said “we do not need to proclaim faith because we are believers. If nyope boys can smoke Rattax for more than 8years, who are we? Death has no power over us”. Then he declared life from above upon the water mixed with Rattax; and spoke nourishment unto bodies and healing unto the sick. A multitude of congregants voluntarily ran to the front to have a drink of the deadly poison. After declaring nourishment and healing, Prophet Light was the first one to drink.

TO GOD BE THE GLORY 2017: THE YEAR OF THE OPEN DOOR

http://allure.vanguardngr.com/2017/02/south-african-pastors-gives-members-rat-poison-drink-demonstration-faith/
Politics / Re: Governor Nasir El-rufai Inspects Kaduna Airport Terminal Construction (photos) by NLEFCC(m): 12:44pm On Jan 29, 2017
Pidgin English is the only language where question and answer is the same thing.

Examples
Quest: Him dey inspect the airport? Ans: Him dey inspect the airport.

Quest: Politicians corrupt? Ans: Politicians corrupt.

Quest: Dem kill the thief? Ans: Dem Kill the thief.

Quest: Police like bribe? Ans: Police like bribe.

Quest: Presido dey d other room? Ans: Presido dey d other room.

Quest: Nairaland mods like snake?
Ans:--------------------------

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