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Like death by insertion

rolletkennel:
Feeding on your body?

How old is your neice pls

19 Pls it not contact feeding as she is not a cannibal

Maryclaire1:
Maybe u dey disturb her with snore Or na mosquitoe she won kill ....but on a serious note ask her and talk to her maturely.

U mean like hey wht the hell happened last night? Why were u staring @me, yea right

Opakan2:
no matter what

never fvck your cousin or relatives.. it attracts bad luck

Thanks man I will not do it again

Splinz:
The thing is, you're not envisaging her strangling you. In fact, that is very far from the picture.

Rather, what is going on in your corrupt mind is that she's lusting after you... isn't that why you brought the topic to romance section

Your opinion! Understood! If only you knew a dalm about me

schumastic:
OP ARE YOU SURE YOU HAD NO SUGAR ON YOU, FOR HER TO BE FEEDING ON YOU LIKE YOU CLAIMED

Not contact feeding joh

yarimo:
Op you better be awake if not your own don finish be dat.

Thanks man exactly my thoughts couldn't even sleep for the rest of the night

naijaboiy:
Why is he scared of insults?

Am not scared of insults I just felt that maybe someone else may find it useful

Edwinmason:
who says a niece can not crush on her uncle..anything is possible in this damned world

Well am sick of it

mofeoluwadassah:
Maybe its ur own imagination

No I was hallucinating you happy?

Calculux95:
Lol why did you have to bring it here...
Anyway I got the perfect solution
STARE BLACK AT HER

Nah that would be bizarre don't u think?

Calculux95:
Lol why did you have to bring it here...
Anyway I got the perfect solution
STARE BLACK AT HER

Nah that would be bizarre don't u think? It gone anyways

dikerebel:
bro you want us to tell you that your sister wants you abi?




Should i say that you are mad so they will ban me? Hell no.



Bro pls rape her tonight.

Go n rape your sis ,oh no leave her rape your mum

Pasidon:
Did u switch off the TV while she was still awake.. U know how kids hate that

No the TV was off n she is 19

firstking01:
It's not every time we blame recession, op, treat malaria...thank me later.

Thanks but I don't fall sick

Edwinmason:
mayb she day crush on you...

I said it My niece not aunt Eunice

Edwinmason:
what a bad dream

I didn't sleep till 4:55

Pls pack your insults towards someone who cares ok? good.


I was sleeping last night with my cousin sis that came visiting,
At around 10pm we were still awake I sleep late every night (work) so she didn't sleep as well till 1:30 she kept getting up to go and urinate past 2 when I decided to sleep
I lay on the bed trying to sleep, I turned my head toward the door only to see her feeding on my body, I shaked a bit n she flee
Hope she wasn't trying to strangle me while I slept. Am a bit confused right now any advice is OK


Insults should be directed towards the crime section thank u

No fo though

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And her face without make up?

Confusing in the last day....the judge would say that you need she would say this me two judge well one of you is going to hell

IamJix:
ediooyooot

Wow thanks man

IamJix:
better??
why haven't you tried it??

I have done it all right? It My spirit that is typing! Don't ask me how

6)are you the people type? You love crowd? The spot light? The heat of it? Well come down to aba main market and steal something /anything you are as sure as hell gonna feel the heat of sparked fuel tearing off your flesh

IamJix:
Suicide ain't easy.
I salute those wey De do am.

It better to commit suicide it what I call a controlled death

Go on and add yours

4)you love pets? You can die for it?...wow so cute, here take a rattle pet n try playing with the head (mess with the head you get the venom)

3)you wanna kill yourself but you just can't stomach it? Cheer up we've got pppl who are more than willing to help just tell Muslim bumber that he won't get a virgin Pussy in paradise....we All no Hw the story ends

2)have you ever wondered the easiest way to end it all? Well wonder no more
....a couple of oshogbo weeds might give you just the right amount of courage to stand and behold the trailer (the express will do just fine)

1)If you are living in Norway n you 1na die well this is the right time to come to Nigeria Y? Recession n bad news will definitely kill you