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Hairy guys are far too strong for hairless guys

olihilistic:
irrelevant threads everywhere.

Take life eas dear bro
noting is relevant these days..... Including you
.....thanks for hoping by

Well u heard him straight from the horses mouth

Well up to you ladies n gentle men

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MsDelilah:
There is no thrill equal to looking into some guy's eyes and thinking, "I don't know your name, you don't know mine, but for the next eight minutes, we are gonna rock this gas station bathroom right off its foundation". And then just drive off in opposite directions... Just keep driving.

Gorgeous..... Simply gorgeous!
That how u live when u are free from that thug next to your shadow
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Is that alcohol u holding?
U wouldn't mind parting with a few drops would u?

Raine80:
I have so much to say BUT I will be respectful we are all entitled to their own point of view.0

Pls by all mean .... share.......
U r hot though

Doing Things At Your Own Pace

You don’t have to constantly wait for someone or attend to your lover’s cries of “hurry the Bleep up—we’re already two hours late

Snoring

Whether you do it or your partner does, you don’t have to worry about waking her up or her waking you up.

Now raine80s u r tu hot to be single
What u doing here..
Came tonc us singles?

Pregnancy Scares

If you’re not with the person who accidentally impregnated you vice versa, you don’t have to have “a talk” about whether or hot to keep the baby.

No Forced Love

Not for your partner, of course, but for his dog or cats or kids. Forget pretending to adore Fluffy when you hate that his copious, white hair gets all over your black outfits and never comes off, regardless of how hard u try

No Hiding Purchases

Sometimes the person you’re with judges you for spending your money on 100k sweaters. What you do with your money alone doesn’t have to come under scrutiny.

Variety

Falling into a routine as a couple is easy. When you’re by yourself, you can hang out with a different person every single night! (Not necessarily in a sexual way—but maybe in a sexual way. Because you can.)

kenir:
another loner giving excuses for being single

I let it slide
...how's your girl?
How is she doing?
U worried about her yet?

Single Self-Pity

It can be fun to indulge your single woes in ways that people in couples can’t…like through getting wasted by yourself at the bar while you rant to the bartender about your lonely existence until he closes up shop and you grab aan olosho n fuckher on one of the stools.

. Saying “No”

If friends ask you do something distasteful with them, you can decline the invitation. When it comes to your lover, “no” is not always an option.

The singles favourite

Sleeping Around

Sometimes it’s great to have reliably good sex with someone you care deeply about. Other times, a good Bleep comes in the form of an enthusiastic stranger who never gave you his/her name. Or, like, ten enthusiastic strangers (probably not at once, though).

More Money



Dates can be expensive, especially if you’re with someone you’re trying to impress. It takes very little to impress yourself… a snack can and some television will do.

My guess.... My guest are singles right? Good

Pop corn?

No One Keeping Tabs On Your Actions

“What did you yesterday, honey? Oh yeah? With who? That doesn’t sound very safe…” Please, who needs this all the time?

2. Your Favorite Disgusting Habits

Who wants to eat a massive ice cream sundae while drinking a beer in bed in front of their lover? That’s right, someone who hates having sex.

If you are not then this might make you wanna take a sec thought......


1). Having The Bed To Yourself

Significant others are quick to take over your personal territory in the bedroom. Sleeping alone lets your avoid a potential bed hog.

And their leader el-telemondo will be watching it live on tv











Fool, always carying religion n politics like ogede

The lady bellow me may have a thing or two






Over to u darling

Oh my the cow looks hurt
Well y are they looking the should help they cow

AnonyNymous:
Thank you!!!
I can't believe, even here on Nairaland, some people have already started saying #Atiku2019. When I hear that I feel like getting can to flog anyone that says that. Aren't we tired of these people rebranding and repackaging themselves? No matter how much you spray perfume, spice it up, etc, sh*t is still sh*t and it deserves to be flushed down a toilet and forgotten forever, instead of being celebrated. But, Nigerians? I doubt we'll learn. The only high profile person Id currently support is Dangote. If Dangote wanted to run for President I'd throw my full weight behind him. He'd be the Nigerian Donald Trump. But since he doesn't seem like he has an interest in politics let us look for something new and stop recycling the same old nasty politicians.

How I wish could have given you another like
It nauseating to think ppl here could actually say atiku4president

Waw illiterateS everywhere they'll never learn anyways God I hate this country ppl
Fools everywhre oh God we are greatly outnumbered down here pls do something.... Anything

Religion is the one thing that divide us ....
It brought noting but fear...
it brought noting that can be explained

Jummyjay99:
ave neva had sex be4

Me too I don't have sex
Even now I still don't have sex

Perverts

ifyeez:
She's probably withdrawing for MMM payment . #PROVIDEHELP

Everything?