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Same here ooo
@op fair as in the color of his skin?

yeah, jst a flair though

MRbrownJAY: @OP
am confused....why exactly are you not with the second guy (if he was so perfect)....or better yet, why are you STILL with the first one, if he is a supposed donkey?!

well i was afraid, i couldnt trust n also was afraid of the unknown...mind u he isnt my donkey, he really knws somtin s wrong

tellwisdom: Na curse to me , if i advice a teenager on relationship matter.

well, m nt a teenager

bini girl: @ OP it seems d only reason u r dating ur present bf is cos he proposed 2 u n nt because u luv him... My advice 4 u is dat u leave ur present relatnshp, n evaluate ursef b4 jumpin in2 anoda.
Also, dis other guy, is he aware dat u r so much in luv wit him n if he is aware, does he luv u 2?

the first guy is very nice buh i dnt really feel the way he feels 4 me, and the oda guy was n still, buh i neva told him dat i luv him

yusufcarez: Leave dem both and come 4 me.I have all those xterists

very funny

chatom143: The choice is yours.

what will you do??
i'm really confused

chatom143: The choice is yours.

what will do, i'm really confused

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Jastombutex11: U don't need to explain to us how daft and clueless u are. She is referred to as NIGERIAN they don't give a damn about what region she comes from. U are just too daft must you display your stupidity all the time?? HABA!!!

dat region tinz, accept or...

form ghost

manie: Walk into the office of any stock broker and make the necessary inquiries. Some stock brokers accept as low as 10k in Lagos, but if you have up to 50k you can open account with some of the reputable stock firms.

like?

pls as a young undergraduate who wants to be an investor, how do i go about it??

ajos: i wonder how him take arrange dis dictionary words for him brain...?abi him too cram dictionary....

google it nah...

d guy couldnt stand it

hon patrick obayaigbon and akpors (a
station attendant) hon patrick obayaigbon drives into a petrol station in his sleek, state of the art range rover sports:
patrick: guy, abeg
give me full tank (in benin language).
akpors: i only speak english
sir. patrick: ok brother, good
morning. i currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my
motorized automobile. therefore, i cordially request you to transfer from
your subterranean reservoir a sufficient
quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim.
Akpors fainted!

javadoctor: Oga @nnomy u hv to learn one,people hv given u options,simply learn.if its a project,there myt nt b much time to achieve much.so just pay smeone to do it fr u.

not a guy...i knw xhtml, php n mysql, vb.net n still a lil of vb although still learning

ATMC: What's your course na?

computer science

sheyie2007: Use cakephp

pls elaborate more

netesy: Asp.net and php

was thinking same buh dnt knw asp.net, wat of vb.net

i've submitted 5 topics already but were all rejected, seems my lecturers want something new. all i'm requesting is for new project topics dat will be easy to implement. pls,needed to be submitted 2dy.
Your suggestions will be most appreciated.

javadoctor: Javaserver faces,Deploy jsf,jpa,ejb,xhtml,xml on Java ee 6 server

wat if i dnt knw java

hostel allocation app for students

please i need advice on what platform wud b best to develop d front end of a webapp which i wll b using as final year project.
thanks...

Kslib: Zjoke za zdry.. In french it means "La joke la dry"..

Zif zthis zjoke zis znot zenough zto zmake zyou zlaugh zthen zyou zare za zsadist ...you can translate that since you know french

hehehehehehehehehehehe
mine will be XYZ:
Xtian YuPotency ZOkoronkwo... coz you dnt knw if they will change their mind

The eloquent Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon had this to say on Nigeria’s independence celebrations.
“As we celebrate our flag and shambolic autarky at 52, we must realize that Nigeria is still more of a geographic contrivance as has been rightly posited by Chief Obafemi Awolowo. Not with our centrifugal excrescences preponderating over our centripetal proclivities. It’s a matter for mental pabulum that
we are daily drifting into our ethnic cocoons. We still remain one country with disparate ethnic agendas and I can say it for the umpteenth time again that we must sit down in a sovereign national colloquy to discuss the basis for our nationhood. Anything short of this is just vacuous scahiamachy.” ****did somebody get that*****

Are oranges called oranges bcoz they're orange in color,
Or is the color called orange bcoz oranges are orange in color?

pc guru: Am Sorry brother but you need to get indepth knowledge with Regular Expression first before using PCRE Function in PHP, try this.
http://www.noupe.com/php/php-regular-expressions.html

This is something you must learn on your own to understand its very confusing.

Not a "brother". Thanks anyways

I want in detail how to use functions for checking regular expressions...kinda confused there...thanks

[quote author=Dignitary][/quote]you would have done same, stop acting like you would have something more