₦airaland Forum

Rad1cal:
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha !! abeg na who born this kin thing as pikin ?

Exactly!!! Your Forte is being oxymoronic with the intended negative effect.. And being M0ronic..BLOODY TORCHECUL!!!!

donguutti:
More and more innocent nigerians dying at the hands of terrorist, while General Burantashi,Chief of army staff,
snake charmer /model wannabe is thinking about push ups,6 packs and pot bellies,Incompetent Fool.

Daura Secret service (DSS) under the other dullard is has failed Nigerians and cannot protect us from either
boko haram and Fulani Gunmen,in a week we have lost 117 in maiduguri + 27 in mongunno + 34 in Niger
+ 15 in mongunno and baga.Almost 200 Nigerians in 1 week.

How long shall we watch our country men die because SOMEONE appointed dumb asses by the merit
of their incompetence.

Thunder fire your father there.. BLOODY NITWIT.. may Boko Haram locate you and cut of that unbridled tongue of yours..

Buhari be like "Kai, this Mai Gida Zac Karl himself Kuala mast be kwarapt.. Where are his piles.. His piles should be looked into, Walahi.. Any asset deklarasheen abailable?

talktimi:
So should I start scratching my bálls or what ? Boko haram has killed hundreds of people this week, Nigeria has lost 410 billion naira so far in the capital market and 73,000 people have lost their jobs in the construction sector alone in 3 months, our currency is in a catastrophic nosedive, Fulani herdsmen are conducing a free unstoppable genocide in the north central and crime wave is on the increase yet a dimwit wants us to celebrate slim entourage as dividend of democracy. You people should keep clowning around in your delusions

Yes I am a WAILING WAILER

Wailing or DIE!!!

chukwudi44:
Very funny quote!! How did the security agencies smash the plot? The PDP dominated like minds senators are in the majority and would definitely decide the next senate presidency if anything happens to Saraki.

Furthermore if they decide to reject Buhari's nominess,there is nothing the security agencies can do about it.

Chukwudi44, you speak "as a foool. You think this is Alaba International Market...MPAMA!!!!!

babaearly:
I've been following your posts but i must say you are a misguided youth
It will be wise if you channel your efforts into nation building rather than fighting along party lines
This same saraki you are rooting for has great skeletons that has been laid bare,
then why are you now turning it into a party battle affair? instead of eschewing corruption and stand by the law that has made thieving politicians being docked and stripped of all they stole when they got the chance to make things better for their people, here you are turning the law to a joke and into a party battle affair? what's wrong with you?
It's young people like you that will still say ibori was witch-hunted till this day.

How long will you caress the ego of pdp hoping to get a job from them? Why will you be this selfish and oblivious to the reality at hand?
These politicians are using you or you wish to use yourself for their corrupt plans but why will a young mind like you go to waste?

what message are you passing across to other youths, rather unemployed like you?

My brethren, you are making so much sense.. I will love to Bitch-Slap that ASSWIPE called Barcanista..

TonyeBarcanista:
The travails of Abubakar Bukola Saraki has opened a new chapter in the Senate and possible a vacuum in the office of the Senate President. We have to be honest with ourselves: Bukola Saraki has lost the moral ground to preside over the Senate Chambers. He has to step down voluntarily, and allow for someone without a moral burden to fill the vacuum. We are not unaware that the ruling APC is already scheming for replacement of Saraki. We also cannot feign ignorance to the fact that the APC is still bitter that senator Ike Ekweremadu of PDP emerged Deputy Senate President. They are plotting to oust him also and install their "choice". The PDP must wake up and take the battle to APC over full control of the Senate. PDP must seize full control of the red chambers.

The Reason APC and Buhari Want Saraki Down:
Make no mistake, Nigerians of good conscience want the senate president to answer for the 13 charges against him, and some want him to step down from his exalted office on moral ground. However, APC and the Presidency want Saraki to go down so as to have their stooge as Senate President. They are not interested in fighting corruption. If they were, they wouldn't have brought Saraki into the Senate in the first place. If Buhari was interested in fighting corruption he wouldn't have withdrawn the N2.8 billion corruption charge against ex-Bayelsa state governor Timpre Sylva, and even gifted him with the party guber ticket for the December election. If Buhari is serious with corruption fight, he would be prosecuting Pa Abubabakar Audu on his ongoing corruption case instead of campaigning for him to return to Lokoja Government House in order to continue where he stopped in the alleged looting spree that went under him as governor between 1999 and 2003. Buhari and APC want Saraki to go down simply because they wanted total control of the Senate and also to share Senate standing committees from the comfort of Buhari's presidential lodge and Tinubu's bedroom in bourdillon road.

The Upper-hand Is With PDP:
The Senate composes of 109 Senators. The PDP has 49, while the APC enjoys 60. Of the APC 60, about 12(including Saraki) are seen as rebels and has been ostracised by their party. The PDP must meet these pro-Saraki APC minority group to present a PDP candidate from NC as Saraki's successor(anybody but David Mark). The APC rebels should be rewarded with membership/chairmanship of choice standing committees. With 61 senators(49 PDP Se+ 12 APC) behind PDP candiate, the party stand as "Majority" to defeat whoever the gods of APC present as their candidate because APC will be left with 48 senators. A very wide majority. Considering that PDP need a minimum 55 senators for this battle, 61 will be more than required. This is enough to humble APC.

Saraki Must Make Up With PDP
As for Bukola Saraki, he is unfortunate to be served the same meal he served former president Goodluck Jonathan and PDP. However, he has to repent and respond to his alleged offence. But, he should be told that the only way he can redeem his betrayals towards PDP is by supporting a PDP candidate to succeed him. This will also defeat the evil mechanism of Buhari and other APC gods.


Finally, the PDP must not let go of this rare opportunity to legitimately control the Senate and have the Umbrella standing in the office of the Senate President. Buhari will have no choice but to work with PDP-led Senate.

Let's teach APC how to play politics.



May God Bless Nigeria
Power To The People

Now I understand why alot of folks think that you are deranged...

iykemoney90:
An old me would have bashed the Op but in as much as we broke guys wont accept that fact above, its still the truth. I ve loved and lost because of money.

Rubbish..

humilitypays:
I am very aware that what I am about to write will not go down well with many readers on this forum, but then, the truth must be told.

In as much as I do not support single ladies being too forward about money and material things, I do not support a single guy going into a relationship when he has not found his direction in life; more especially nowadays that increase in population has made it very difficult for young people to find job after school.

I will be making reference to the Holy Bible to back up my stand, but before then, let's take a look at some of the disadvantages of a guy going into a committed relationship when he is still struggling:

1. He gets distracted: women are emotional creatures that require lots of emotional attention to satisfy, so for a guy who's still struggling financially, keeping a committed relationship will most likely distract him from chasing his life dreams.

2. Financial waste: no matter what you think or say, keeping a girlfriend cost money, especially nowadays that technology has taken over the world.

Buying call cards to say hi to her, buying gifts for her on special occasions, taking her out for dates, and other frivolous spending cost money which the guy can invest on himself to acquire ICT skill/certification, etc.

I won't bore you guys with too many points, so let me jump straight to the Bible backing.

During the process of creation as narrated in the book of Genesis, the world was without form, nothing existed and God created heaven and earth, sea, oceans, forests, trees, animals and every other thing on earth.

And God looked at the earth and saw its beauty, and decided to create the first human.

Please I want you guys to pay close attention to the preceding paragraphs of this write-up.

When God decided to create human being, God didn't create man and woman the same day, instead God first created man- Adam.

Adam lived alone for long, moving around the earth (Garden of Eden), taking care of the animals, trees, fishes, etc and God saw that He was lonely and needed company and helper, and God decided to create Eve to keep Adam company and to also be his helper.

The moment Adam woke up and saw Eve, he fell in love with Eve without waiting for many years to develop love, and Eve also fell in love with him without having to screen him to know how much he's worth and what he has to offer her.

Note 1: there's true love at first sight, don't doubt it or condemn it, its real!

My point:

God first created Adam, and Adam had virtually everything he needed to survive- shelter (whether under tree or whatever), food, etc before God brought him a wife!

So to the single guys reading this, please pray to God to bless your daily life activities so that you can succeed first before getting a woman, and you know why?

1. Woman is not the most important thing to a man, his work (goal in life) is.

Give a poor man the most beautiful woman who truly loves him, I bet you guys the man will run abandon the woman lol

2. A man feels more good in a relationship when he is financially stable than when he is financially broke!

3. No matter how rich a man's girlfriend/wife is, the man will never feel satisfied with the woman until he himself is financially stable too.

4. The true behaviour of a man can only be known when he is financially okay, and not when he is broke!

5. Naturally, by default, every woman desires to be with a man who is more financially capable than her.

This is one major reason Oprah Winfrey never married. Same reason Linda Ikeji, Genevieve Nnaji, Rita Domnic, Agbani Darego, Rihanna, etc are all single secretly searching for that guy that has more money and fame to come make their dream come true.

Don't ever think guys aren't proposing to the aforementioned ladies because I can bet my nairaland username that thousands of suitors who may not be as rich and popular as them are asking them out on daily basis.

So guys stop nagging and attacking the ladies; ladies aren't the problem, our common enemies are the past and present politicians who ruined our national economy, leaving the youths helpless and jobless!

It is the politicians that we youths should hate and attack for embezzling our common national wealth for their personal use.

We need to pray for a better Nigeria with many great job opportunities for the youths, and we must also condemn giving better jobs to females who do not qualify to the detriment of guys with better qualification.

Lastly, ladies please I am not encouraging going after already made guys only, please give all guys equal chance of friendship because that broke guy today maybe the next Forbe's billionaire tomorrow, so always pray for God's direction and do use your wisdom!

What is this ignoramus talking about.. Okonjo Iweala has always had more money than her husband.. Why did she marry him? This guy, you are so not exposed and grown up!

sholatech:
Quite funny. I know Saraki and Sanusi Lamido are friends and ex-kings college. I also know Sanusi Lamido and El-Rufai are friends..im watching as this drama plays out

Wetin concern SLS for this drama?go drink your medication O!!!

Some Devil incarnates aka wailer will come here to regurgitate gutter all over this medium.. I really don't understand why any Nigerian will indirectly wish the present government failure in this campaign against insurgents.. Despicable!!!!

Txonyi:
great news. thought the military have DEFEATED bokoharam who are currently SURRENDERING IN DROVES? APC is equal to FAILURE
the ZOO must fall
when i go vex nah when the pedophile and terrorist fails to rescue the NON EXISTENT chibok girls
lunatic everywhere
my goodness me

You have been bedeviled by hate and disillusionment.. REMAIN IN YOUR SQUALOR!!!!! BLOODY WAILER!!!

Balkan:
But did all these happen within this Buhari government.
I have always known that Does not know the meaning of democracy.

He sees the national assembly members as bunch of fools. 222

I am still yet to see what Buhari plans are

O ye Man of Stupor, it happened during the last phase of Jonathan's government.. Live and LEARN.. EWU!!!!

lincolnj88:
my man and my sweet other mum

When she was handling our economy, d masturbators taught it was easy, only 3 months of thier leadership we have lost 4.1 trillion naira worth of investment through d buharinomics method of using body odour to chase out investors..

They call it body language but we d wailers calls it witchcraft and wizardry

That is why we will hunt all you witches down.. #SeasonOfWitchhunt....

Rad1cal:
Demented rhymes of a wretched soul sired by imbec1les

O Knight of Stupor for how long will you gnash your teeth over your intellectual simpleness? I would have not stopped you from jumping off your mental
cliff of sordidness onto damnable smitherings and squalor... my Amiable Knight of Stupor!!!

zubizareta:
I Pray the Good Lord intervene in your case and bless you with sense..

Your case is lost in God's eyes...

eleojo23:
Respond to the statement below before calling the post foolish.



Please respond to this before attacking the OP and his post.

Intelligence is NOT learned.. It is given.. saraki became governor in 2003..BUT he had IMMUNITY, Ewu!His immunity ends in 2011..That was during the regime of that coward/lilly-livered local government chairman, GEJ... that EDIOT that multiplies kwarapshan by almost 1000 fold has been booted out.. hence, the new Sheriff in town is doing his job... GET THAT INTO YOUR THICK SKULL, MPAMA!!!!

zubizareta:
Thunder will fire any masturbator that will come here to scream Wailing Wailers without constructively criticizing this write up with well articulated points as outlined by the OP

You are a WAILING WAILER.. Do your worse..

kinibigdeal:
The former do the talk and more active than this present one. Early morning jogging cannot stop bokoharam

Get the Bleep off this thread you bloody looser!

shammah1:
This is unbelievable. Did this snake farmer said that?

Boko haram has never made empty "noise'. They always back it up by killing multiple innocent people. This service chief should just shut up and end this mayhem by the insurgence.

APC should stop their lies and propaganda and start fulfilling their campaign promises.

RIP to the dead.

YOU ARE A BLOODY COWARD YOURSELF.. you obviously don't understand anything about warfare... Let BH come and occupy any community or local government if they actually can match their bite with their bark. . They are continually being decimated.. You stay in your local comfort zone and talk crap without an inkling of what's going on..Bloody Ostrich!!!!

INTROVERT:
any ways how has the python been living without food. Hu







I don't think that's a python, black mamba maybe.







thank God no causality

Hahaha hahaha.. That ain't no black mamba.. We ain't got black mamba in Nigeria. . Besides, black mamba are mostly recognized by the black or dark colouring of the inside of their mouths..

Savigne:
Brother,this test is too expensive...
I dont even care if its a test that guy is just so rude and puerile...eek. After reading the messages I was even wondering what the Op was doing with him in the first place.
That's how someone I know "tested" away a good relationship.
Test indeed.

There is something fishy about the op's story.. trust me on this one..

Rad1cal:


You are such a dense pig

We understand your case, Knight of Stupor.. Do you always have to take an OD of your anti-psychotic drugs, getting high on them and eventually achieving the exact opposite of curing your mental illness? Slow down brother! it takes a while for your medication to have a positive effect.. Help yourself, O Knight of Stupor!

Rad1cal:


You are such a dense pig

Intellectual weakling, you can do better than that.. O knight of Stupor!!!

guccidriver93k:
Nope. We haven't seen since we started dating. No monetary or gift exchange before.

You haven't seen your bae you've been dating since you guys started out in the 1st place for 9months?When you grow up, it'll show..

Richiy:
All these dictionary definitions can compound and confuse sometimes. What am trying to say is this: You cannot afford a 30m car, yet you want to buy it anyways, that 30m that you cannot afford can be used to invest in a venture that will yield profit so you can be able to afford the initial investment I.e the 30m and more in the long run.

Now you have put it better, I concur.. BUT this totally a complete Uturn to your earlier postulation. . the thing is we shouldn't come here and say things based on reported info.. These things border around the matters of the heart.. judgement will definitely be wanting..

mya1:
I'm compelled to think you're the guy in question.


It's a visionless man who would rather invest in a 93k shoes when he hasn't built an empire for himself.
It's a foolish man that will request that his self sponsored girlfriend "borrow" him money to purchase a 93k pair of shoes .

The crux is the purpose " a pair of shoes"

Op, beyond being a gold digger, your so called bae is visionless.

If 93k is such a big deal to you, I wonder what more I can say.. I have asked you, is it the amount in question that's your issue? if that is the issue, then we can't even talk.. you are obviously new to these things.. Also, how does asking your girlfriend for money, or shoes, or whatever, even when she can't afford it, means that you are VISIONLESS?Jeez!!! Have you wondered if the guy knows this girl more than you? Do you have background information of the buildup to this present gist?

Richiy:
What you cannot afford, the cash equivalent is usually an investment. He cannot afford those shoes, hence 93k is an investment to him.

What you cannot afford, the cash equivalent is usually an investment?Definitions of Investment : (plural investments)
The act of investing, or state of being invested.
A placement of capital in expectation of deriving income or profit from its use.
That with which anyone is invested; a vestment......... My sister, you are way beyond my league in how you see this life..

ManTiger:
@OP, you're a sidechick of this guy, the earlier you admit the better.

She is definitely not telling us the HONEST TRUTH.. get that? "Honest" truth..

mya1:
I'm compelled to think you're the guy in question.


It's a visionless man who would rather invest in a 93k shoes when he hasn't built an empire for himself.
It's a foolish man that will request that his self sponsored girlfriend "borrow" him money to purchase a 93k pair of shoes .

The crux is the purpose " a pair of shoes"

Op, beyond being a gold digger, your so called bae is visionless.

You are holding brief for someone you don't know..STOP speaking from a keyhole point of view.. if it was the man or boy in question that is supposed to buy the shoes, will you still have this perspective? Be truthful to yourself and God and nibble on this thought for a few hundred hours.. The revelation will come to you.. Shalom!

mya1:
I'm compelled to think you're the guy in question.


It's a visionless man who would rather invest in a 93k shoes when he hasn't built an empire for himself.
It's a foolish man that will request that his self sponsored girlfriend "borrow" him money to purchase a 93k pair of shoes .

The crux is the purpose " a pair of shoes"

Op, beyond being a gold digger, your so called bae is visionless.

Investing in 93k shoes So to you that's an INVESTMENT?but on the contrary, he probably should or MUST "INVEST" on her? This is not even an issue..Why is she brandishing her diety linens in public? Is it the amount in question that is the matter? Kids of today!

crixtex:
Bro... are u a wailer now... cos u re wailing o

I will enjoy kicking the guy's ass while I wail profusely to show the level of my anger..