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Romance › Re: Physical & Behavioural Traits I Am Most Attracted To In A Man by Norfisa: 6:25pm On May 28

Ok. Carry this list to the market maybe you can buy it at a discount today.

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Crime › Re: Can Bandits Enter Lagos And Succeed by Norfisa(op): 2:20pm On May 28

QuinQ:
Where did you read he was betting?
Back to the question, if bandits and kidnappers enter Lagos, Nigeria is officially finished

Na watin person talk. Buy y do you think so?

Won't that be their end.

Crime › Can Bandits Enter Lagos And Succeed by Norfisa(op): 10:48am On May 28

I was in a bet9ja shop there was this argument that bandits can enter lagos. What do you think?

Romance › Re: Help! My Experience With Church Girl I Wanted To Marry by Norfisa: 3:07pm On May 21

Wonders shall never end. An employee interviewing the employer.

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Crime › Re: Newton Isokpehi: Forgive Me -Policeman Who Threatened To Kill Anyone Filming Him by Norfisa: 2:43pm On May 21

ARISHEM:
When I thought he was a Lion by the way he was roaring, he came out to say he is just a chicken

Na the more reason i believe say na frustration cause am.

Christianity Etc › Re: God Opened My Eyes And I Saw Huge Cobwebs All Over My apartment by Norfisa: 3:00am On May 15

Oya pastors one maga don ripe.

Health › Re: I Didn’t Cry When I Heard It. … My Life Quietly Broke Into Two by Norfisa: 6:20pm On Apr 14

Shey like Titanin broke into 2

Health › Re: Sperm Cramps Explained: Causes, Relief, And When To Seek Help by Norfisa: 6:15pm On Apr 14

What of sperm O donnel. Wise up

Health › Re: Medicines & Their Uses by Norfisa: 9:52pm On Mar 18

U09ce:
This can lead to drug abuse. Mods, you need to discourage such posts because they are unethical.

I too know

Family › Re: He Came Into Our Lives, Became Family, Then Disappeared Forever… by Norfisa: 6:00am On Mar 16

That is how I behave. Once watin join me and you together done close E don close be that. Though I go pick your calls initially but as time goes on I let everything die.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Man Who Seized Robbers’ Gun In Minna Shares Incredible Testimony In Church (Pic) by Norfisa: 11:49am On Mar 09

Abeg where that risikat blue eyes and her husband dey like this. I when compare something

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Conducts A Deliverance On A Student In Abuja (Video) by Norfisa: 7:27am On Mar 07

See finger nail.

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Crime › Re: Wanted: Suspious Murder. Last Seen With My Sis by Norfisa: 6:43am On Feb 27

Likely a loan recovery criminal

Politics › Re: A Sitting President Will Die, Between Now And 2027 — Primate Ayodele by Norfisa: 1:04am On Feb 27

favour32:
Got 100 odd recently.

Between now and March 31,
1000 odd will be in the bag.

I hit 120 odds

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Buys ₦350M Duplex For Her 10-Year-Old Son, King Andre by Norfisa: 12:52am On Feb 27

SixSeven:
Nigerians are just insecure people. I mean, many of them are insecure, both the rich and the poor. The rich think if they can show off, they are ~~better~~ higher than others. The poor think if they can be humble or religious, they are better than others. After all, the rich will not go to heaven before the needle in a haystack or that thing they tell them.

What is the essence of this? Each time, Nigerians push the bar to oppress each other and play hunger games.

Relax bro.

It's part of life.

Life na competition silent or otherwise.

I can send my kids to private school.
I can send my kids to private tutors.
I can send my kids to holidays abroad.
I can send my kids to prom.
I can buy my kids a car for their 16 birthday.
I can order my kids from IVF store.
I can make my kids speak Queen's English but not my own language 🤡
Rich people, poor thinking. It's all signaling.

Crime › Re: Hook-up Lady Flees With Tp by Norfisa: 7:48am On Feb 25

Sor kor nor kor. Onor rorkor

Family › Re: 50 Years Without An Asset? What Is Your Advice? by Norfisa: 7:57pm On Feb 24

The war is lost but not the battle

Family › Re: 50 Years Without An Asset? What Is Your Advice? by Norfisa: 7:54pm On Feb 24

The battle is lost. Prepare for the end. Try to enjoy the rest of your life.

Crime › Re: OAU Student, Adeife Apologises To David After Falsely Accusing Him Of Rape by Norfisa: 7:52pm On Feb 24

Chupid girl

Nairaland General › Re: Name Your Biggest Mistakes So Others Dont Make The Same Mistakes by Norfisa: 9:46pm On Feb 16

wellmax:
Believing that Obi is next best thing after slice bread.
Leading to a blind cult like toxic follower-ship.

Worst mistake ever.

Billy Blake

Politics › Re: E-Transmission: Senate Reveals Why ‘Real Time’ Was Removed by Norfisa: 6:47am On Feb 16

Freshtruth:
It will be better to allow Tinubu continue let him rule his 8years cause it will be dangerous to hand this country to obi or Atiku to start afresh the mistake we all made 2015 with popular Buhari shouldn't be made again we all knew how it ended at least the fuel prices is going down a little, food stuff is prices is going down also pls sit down and think before u cast that vote am not a tinubu supporter, forget the brain washing look at the workings does Anambra has a standard stadium? Does Anambra has an airport under obi? Does Anambra has means of generating money? How many men has obi raise? Saving money is not achievement putting the money in use for development that is achievement. Wisdom they say is profitable to direct.

The devil you know is better than the angel you don't know in some cases

Sports › Re: Ambulance Runs Over Individual At Lagos Marathon (Disturbing Photo) by Norfisa: 8:11am On Feb 15

I don see when jeep jam and climb one guy with front and back tire but as the jeep climb am finish the guy jump up. E wound well well but nothing else.

Investment › Baba Must Pay by Norfisa(op): 2:18am On Feb 12

Lets come together and drop sure bankers and games that are likely to drop. I call on you all Baba Ijebu professionals to gather here and share numbers.

Celebrities › Re: Poverty Is A Mindset; Think On A Higher Frequency Instead — Okoya's Son by Norfisa: 5:41am On Feb 06

The least qualified person to give such advice. A boy and born with a silver spoon.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Job Hunt Today by Norfisa(op): 12:26pm On Jan 26*

Hardeybohwarley:
Come and complete your story.

And you said you're not comfortable around women, but you're using a female name.

Nofisa as used here is a street code name for one hard drug a.k.a Grave yard.

Jobs/Vacancies › My Job Hunt Today by Norfisa(op): 10:41am On Jan 26*

I say make i find work go make I fit dey comot for house and dey see small small change take join two ends together.

Crime › Re: My Experience With A Burglar by Norfisa(op): 7:19am On Jan 26

My first reaction was panick though I did not allow it to show least the guy sense fear and encouraged to attack.

I begin fake confidence and hard man. " Who you be". "Watin you dey find here". With strong authoritative bearing.

Mean while, just ouside the door that opens to the parlor where the guy is standing is the parlor chair concealing the old mortar handle between the back and the wall.

Partly because of my show of confidence and the guy's temperament he switched tactics and instead of immediately bolting away or attacking, " bros abeg na cloth i dey find". " I dey live around here". " just come out from prison".

I continue to shout at him to go out first before explaining anything. As he was taking some steps back I advance and grab the morta handle from behind the chair.

At this point my display of confidence was no longer fake. If him do any how, only one blow to the side of his trunk will shatter any further will to continue the fight.

Crime › Re: My Experience With A Burglar by Norfisa(op): 10:52pm On Jan 25

I froze watching the door knob continue to turn. The intruder did not gain access to the room because I've engaged the lock from inside out of security consciousness.

After few more tries, the handle was released. I got up from the bed and cautiously unlock and opened the door.

I was taken aback by the sight that confronted me. A young man covered with tattoos of old scars from previous extensive beatings. From the exposed part of his neck up to his entire face.

A fresh cutlass cut close to his forehead still dripping blood. His lips were swollen and his entire appearance speaks of a career low life thief

Crime › My Experience With A Burglar by Norfisa(op): 9:51pm On Jan 25

Am not very much of a writer but am going to do my best to put this event that happened somewhere around that 2022 in writing. Am just watching a movie on my phone and there was this burglar scene so it got me thinking about the event that day and how things could have gone south and I deside to share. Now, our compound is not gated and am usually conscious of the fact that any dangerous criminal can just walk into the compound without people around noticing. So there is this old mortar handle we kept handy at home that my brother spiked with nails during that Covid19 period when there were threats or rumors of 1million boy invading the environment. So I usually keep this weapon at the back of our chair in the parlor just incase. On that day I was in my brother's room pressing my phone the room door is connected to the parlor which opens to the stairs directly outside. Then suddenly the door handle started turning. Now, this is a house I grew up in I know every sound and footstep. I know everyone that is likely to visit, every sound and crack inside the house and their sources. I know my brothers footstep and movement around the house and which door is likely to be opened by them in a given time. But that day, our eldest was out working and won't be back till evening. My other brother was in his room and I haven't heard the door open or close for more than 3 hours. The way the door knob was being turned spoke of a stranger at the other side of the door who is not supposed to be there.

Writing....

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Male Sales Representative Needed by Norfisa: 6:26am On Jan 24

I've trying to add you on WhatsApp. Am interested. An I live close by.

Family › Re: Give Away For Nairalanders by Norfisa: 7:42pm On Jan 23

If you can still spare something for me. Am looking for job it will help me in job search. 8144561484 opay. Or if you can assist me with any job opportunity. I appreciate.

Jobs/Vacancies › Job by Norfisa(op): 7:15pm On Jan 23*

Good evening nairalanders. Please am in need of manual job. I live at ojo Lagos. If you can help me with any kind of job. Boredom is killing me at home and am financially pressed. I've submitted my c.v many places. To no avail. Am strong am ready to work. I've even do labour job in site so am not selective or work shy.

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