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Good evening all. here is d price for dis week. location: Benin City state: Edo state

In order for everyone to enjoy it, I will be doing mine in form of a table.I will prepare the table on Excel, and snap it.
by the grace of God, I will start tomorrow.
I beg all to follow same, You may use paper,if u dont have Excel spreadsheet or its equivalent so that we can have a detailed look at products at once.thanks all

Good evening all. sequel to previous threads which have been polluted, we will be using this one. and I will be updating for major markets in Benin city, Edo state.

gud afternoon. pls I will like to know the extent u av gone

you probably didn't use it well

Ilegend, u and harddon, I nor know who bad pass. thumbs up boss on this work. u just helped a bro

@pastorlucifer,
calm down boss,there are two types of persons,the creators and the critics
or should I rather say those that are active,and those that are inactive?
before now, I merely go through threads to read comments,without adding anything. now,will dat make me seem more JOBFUL than those who creates thread like Explorers?
Lemma. going through threads, you can take a whole day doing that, but creating threads,you will be conscious of ur time,and such,spend few minutes doing dat.
SENSE PILL. wherever u are, court attention. if explorers now,brings up a business ,most of us would want to do business with him,cos he is popular.
WORD, if u can't be USEFUL, don't be in such place

Nairaland, we all know is a faceless forum where everyone disguise their identity, and as such, has the latitude to express themselves freely; sometimes they go extreme and say things which they know is absurd,but wanting to gather likes or create humour,say some very silly thing u never knew someone can say.
However, there are some monikers dat have been known, and are usually accorded respect,and whenever u see such monikers, ur heart gets elated.
now think of it,WHAT IF those behind these so called adored monikers are also behind the STUPID once too.?
what if Explorers is behind Nwaamaikpe?
Seun is behind Frustratederat?
lalasticlala is behind sarrki?
makkydebbie is behind pocohantas
and lastly, tosyne2much is behind Deadrat.
feel free to name urs

Good evening all.
do u stay in the northern part of the country,and u are ready to do business by supplying us beans, onions( for now)
then feel free to call us or WhatsApp us on 08164322163.
so that we will discuss the modalities to be put in place to ensure smooth transaction

chairman you good wella. really enjoyed the storyline. abeg try holla me wen u update

red oil and garri is a household name in most homes in Nigeria. in fact, without advertisements, they outsell even the most advertised brands such as beer and indomie.
most times, consumers are always loyal to a seller wen they find that the seller has a reputation of offering a high quality products.

irrespective of the amount you have, we are ready and able to do business with you

unique , first of all, happy birthday to u,wishing u more in this present age of urs.
pls I would want to know how much a paint rubber of Soyabeans will cost
and lastly,I saved ur number thinking I can chat u up on WhatsApp,but it seems u are not on WhatsApp.

keep calm for part B of the story, while I attend to an assignment right now. every oda thing beinv equal, I will update part B tomorrow

aftr that,she had to prepare indomie for both of us to eat,deep down me I have eaten the second food,so wats worth doing,is worth doing well. I had to stay for first food,in case of if I can still eat second food again.
after the indomie, she was already exhausted, so I had to leave her,remembering that I have got something important to do in hostel.
so I took a cab without bathing,and I was as gentle as child who was caught by his mum stealing meat from the pot,because not doing that will make the smell of sperm ooze out.
on getting to sch hostel,there was light. so I went straight to my room. had to bath to lessen the smell of sperm,as friends may want to visit me anytime soon.
on getting to the bathroom, I saw sth that melted my heart. BLOOD. I saw blood all over my dick. could she be serious that she was in her period,or is it that she is a virgin,so I broke her virginity? I remembered wat I was thought in secondary school that year. about controlled experiment.
I remembered after inserting my dick,I didn't touch her private part with my hands. so if their is blood in hand,then,It is her period.
no,this can't be true,I saw blood all over my hand. immediately, my dick which was erect became flaccid, otherwise telling me MAN IS NOT HOT . yea I said to myself, man is not hot, but man is HURT . so it dawned on me that any disease which she had ,I have already contracted it. for crying out loud,I ate akara with my hands while I was coming back. wtf.

after much sucking of her boobs,this tym around she completely lost control of her self. so I brought out my brother,and went straight to the place where I came into this world from.
being my first tym, I was probably very confused,wat if she is a virgin,can I be able to penetrate? so many thought ran through my mind,but like the pendulum, despite there may be some damping force,that won't bring it to rest abruptly. so I get swinging,in and out, and I was as swift as an Olympic swimmer in her well of living waters.
NOTE. I never prepared for all of this so I didn't get condom while coming.
less than 5 minutes,I could notice my brother jerking like a cab on the way that has lost its springines. so I knew perfectly that I was about to cum.so I quickly removed my brother, THAT I AM STUPID ENOUGH TO HAVE SEX WITHOUT CONDOM WONT MEAN I WILL BE STUPID ENOUGH TO RELEASE INSIDE HER.
so I removed it and if all poured out on her bed, MY BAD.

I reached for my phone and played my favourite song my Taylor swift MEAN, to let her know I could be very mean with her if she turns me down,because deep down,my brother was already mean to me.
I went for her boobs once again,and she enjoyed it,in fact I noticed that she usually gets carried away wen ever I sucked hard on her boobs,that she will even be the one enveloping me with her laps,but wen I make for her,she will refuse.
I AM IN MY PERIOD.this was her words after much persuasion, to me,this were mere girls way of throwing a guy off balance,so he won't have sex with her. so I didn't relent. she allowed me run my hands down her private parts,but from my observation, the viscosity was like dat of pre cum for girls,so I didn't believe she was in her period.NOTE, there was no light,and it will be disrespectful to use my phone light to check it

she was surprised.initially, she underestimated the length, so she was surprised to see that her mouth couldn't contain the whole length.
GIVE IT TO ME DEAR,THOUGH FAIREST OF ALL WOMEN, were my words to her.
after much sucking,and my brother,being fully ready for battle,I asked her which is her favourite sex position, but she played dumb,I DONT KNOW,ANYONE AT ALL THAT I WILL ENJOY IS OKAY,was her answer.
am not a lover of dog, but there are some persons we look upto,not because we love dem,but because of there achievement, so deep down in me,I opted for the doggy style.
to my greatest bewilderment, she turned me down again.
well,I need not beg u for dis,cos dat will be sheer futility

in order not to kill the vibes, I went straight to her breast,blessed was her breast amongst my palm.the breast wasn't to big to be handled properly by my hands,and wasn't too small to not be noticed while squeezing it.
the reaction on her face wasn't convincing enough for me,so I had to suck her boobs, lo and behold,from her valley came springs of living water. I could feel her wetness.
in fact,the more intense I sucked it,the more she tried twisting her laps around mine body,and the more fluid came out from her vagina.
after about 3 to 5 minutes of intense sucking,but who was counting? it appeared to me to be like 3 minutes,whereas after looking at my watch,it dawned on me that more than 30 minutes has elapsed in the course of sucking her breast.
I tried going for her vagina to suck hell out of her,but she stood her ground and refused. she has her own reason I thought,so I didn't persuade her further.
that moses didn't go to the mountain does not mean mountain won't come to moses. sister,if u don't like someone giving u head,as for me and my household, we love it.
since u won't take,u must give.
my rod in her mouth was like the proverbial bird set free from its nest.
there are different types of dick,and mine is the grower.in her mouth,it grew twice is initial length.

she understood perfectly wat I meant,but u know normal girls stuff la,she refused to give me a hand job,but after much persuasion, she agreed.
that was not the best hand job I av received, maybe either because she was nonchalant at first,or because her was should I say strong or very coerce. she is a slay queen,but wen she is not slaying, she usually help her parents in the farm,so her hand overtime, became coerce.
after about five minutes,I could start noticing pre cum, so I had to stop her,lest,she starts making jest of me that ordinary hand job was wat turned me on.
there was also another reason why I had to stop her,the abrasion as a result of her coerce hand,was causing much friction, that if I don't stop,may result to wears and tears

having bought suya,it seemed as though the aboki was unsympathetic to my inner man, he added so many onions,that a by passer may be tempted to think that I went there to buy onions,and the aboki man used suya as JARA for me.
the girl being street wise,kept eating the onions,so that there won't be chance of me kissing her again. well,if u are a player,then am the coach. two wrongs cannot make one right,but here is a case of negative and negative becoming positive. as the smell of onions was oozing from both mine and her mouth, I deceived my mind to kiss her,HOW AM I SURE THE JUST PERCEIVED BREATHE OF ONIONS IS NOT FROM ME?.lol
we went to her house,cos she stays off campus.
after much intimate play, MAN BECAME HOT. and then I have to tell her, TOUCH HOT MINE ANOINTED.

component parts. I went straight to her vagina,already it was as wet as a hygroscopic substance exposed to air,which has already absorbed ten moles of water.
like the pendulum, I swung my fingers round her vagina,trying to figure out where her clitoris is.
being my first tym, my manhood was already as fierce looking as the statue of Zuma erected by Okorocha, but being in the period of harmattan, I had to him, MAN IS NOT HOT.
I tried kissing her,but she refused, in order to not look clinging, I didn't say much.
so I asked her to come with me to go get suya.

component parts. I went straight to her vagina,already it was as wet as a hygroscopic substance exposed to air,which has already absorbed ten moles of water.
like the pendulum, I swung my fingers round her vagina,trying to figure out where her clitoris is.
being my first tym, my manhood was already as fierce looking as the statue of Zuma erected by Okorocha, but being in the period of harmattan, I had to him, MAN IS NOT HOT.
I tried kissing her,but she refused, in order to not look clinging, I didn't say much.

Being conversant with the class, I knew perfectly, where things READING could be best done without any seeing u. so I took her to the center of the class,instead of going back,as doing dat will raise suspicion if any comes in,as the room was very dark.
I started reading her body, trying to check for her instantaneous centre, and also to locate her center of gravity. I ran my hands through her breast,that was the most awesome breast one can ever lay his hands on. not too big,not too small. I kept on pressing her breasts as constant as the northern star whose fixed position in the firmament has no equal.
variety is the spice of life, so I have to read her other

Early this year, January precise,one of mine departmental girl resumed earlier than the scheduled day for resumption. as for me,I seldom travel home during holidays,so I was always around sch.
Given that sch was yet to resume, only a handful of students were around.example being those students who has already been forgotten by their parents. lol.( most sch usually have this type of students,those that has turned the sch to their permanent home).
it was already dark, around 8 o clock precisely,so she and I went to night class,not to read,no, to read,but reading bodily languages.
the faculty of arts,though not my faculty, is always my center for night class, as climbing the stair case alone was enough to drive out any sleep in ur eyes.

being a scholar is an advantage until you can no longer handle the number of girls at ur beck and call at the university. having had the joint best result in 100 L in a federal university, it was just a matter of looking at a girl and smile,and everything will become history. in fact,most girls I had den,for all intent and purpose, where the ones that kick started the friendship.
transcending to 400 l,and still being among the best,in my dept,I still had the opportunity to easily talk to girls,though am green in the business of womanizing, having girls around me was no herculean task,as they do come for assistance in terms of assignment etc

very interesting write up I must say. especially the usage of words and the narration.

so wats ur take? . are intellectuals really boring

A long time ago,the erudite scholar, Thomas Aquinas wrote a letter to a monk on the steps to becoming an intellectual. and here they are
1. Enter through the rivers and not immediately the sea.
master that which is easier before you tackle the more difficult ones.
2.Be slow to speak
3.Don't frequent noisy places
4. Live a good moral life
5. pray
6.Love the space in which you study
7.Be pleasant to all people
8. Don't worry about the affairs of others
9.Don't be overly familiar with someone, since it breeds contempt and take away from study
10.Don't spend too much time reflecting on the work and deeds of worldly people
11.Above all else,flee frequent conversation.
12.Follow in the steps of those who are good
13. Too much talk rids one of virtue
14.Don't worry about who you learn from
15. Commit to memory whatever worthwhile comes from your teacher. memorize and ponder upon it.
hope u av learnt one or two from the great scholar?
now my question remains,if we adhere to all this,won't life be extremely boring?
or is a boring life a sine qua non for intelligence? is that why most first class students are boring?
share your thoughts here

this is actually my first tym of creating a thread in Nairaland. Having acquired lots of knowledge from this great site,I see it pertinent to also unleash the ones I have got as it may help one two persons out there.

let me do a brief intro.
you can call me OJEIC acid or as my pals fondly call,OJ for short. I am an FYB in the great and Almighty University in the land of the red soil. #teamUNIBEN.
Back to business
there are lots of scholarships out there which you can lay your hands on,and trust me, they are not as difficult as you think they are.
Here are some rules to go about winning as many scholarships as u like.
1. IF YOU WANT TO GATHER HONEY, DONT KICK OVER THE BEEHIVE.
Yes,it is the most important thing you need to get abreast with in your pursuit of the numerous scholarship out there.
NEVER STAY A WEEK WITHOUT BROWSING ABOUT THE LATEST SCHOLARSHIP.
and mind you,sometimes, some communities do offer scholarship to there natives.
so to access such scholarship, just search on google APPLY FOR (PUT THE NAME OF YOUR COMMUNITY) SCHOLARSHIP. Who knows,you
might just be lucky.

2.PROVIDE THE RIGHT DOCUMENTS . Do ensure u upload the required docs in the required format. for example,some scholarship bodies may ask you to upload all docs in PDF or jpg format. failure to comply with the format automatically leads to disqualification.

3. TO BE FORE ARMED IS TO BE FORE WARNED.
yes,u heard it right. most tyms,scholarship examination are usually written two weeks after you av been shortlisted. Funny enough,it is usually close to ur own institution exam.
since the fons et origo while you are in school,is to pass ur institution exam, one tends not to prepare for scholarship examination, and as such,won't have a high score in it.So,while not prepare before time?like every Saturday, from 8-10pm,get ur self acquainted with one two things from GMAT.

Those are a tip of the iceberg,and as Shakespeare puts it,THE MOST IMPORTANG THING WILL BE RESERVED FOR THE LAST.
so with tym,I will start unleashing the DOs and DONTs .and as a bonus,will bring up one or two scholarship that are currently ongoing.

definitely, I foresee Saudi Arabia dropping some very basic sharia stuff in the future like women compulsively wearing hijab.
if u can lessen,then u will to another