₦airaland Forum

New resumption date

googlepikins:
When will pastors sale their jets and donate.

wen will u learn to sell those ur classy clothings and donate

SUG LATEST UPDATE!!!
Greatest UNIBEN INTELLECTUALS, This is to inform us that as at TODAY MONDAY 8/7/2016 the school calender still remains the same. Thus, New Students comes into Campus 15/8/2016 for the 2016/2017 academic session while Old Students returns to Campus 3/9/2016 for 2016/2017 academic session. Meanwhile, lectures begins 5/9/2016 for the 2016/2017 academic session. However, should there be any change in resumption date, the Office of the SUG Public Relations Officer would inform us adequately and Timely.
As regard the UNIBEN ADMISSION SCREENING EXERCISE, This is to INFORM the General Public that the management of University Of Benin is still silent on admission matters. The management through the Office Of the UNIBEN P.R.O urge all Aspirant to be careful and patient as not to fall victim of fraudsters. Any neccesary update as regard the screening exercise would be made known to the General Public via UNIBEN website.
And from KRESTIGHT CONCEPT, this is to inform us that the 3 days TOUR to CROSS-RIVER State has been shifted to next semester due to changes in exams date. Every incoviniencess is highly regretted.
In other News, Our Amiable Mother, Madam Oghogho Alice ORUMWENSE, mother of ENGR. (PROF.) FRIDAY FARADAY OSASERE ORUMWENSE the VICE- CHANCELOR University Of Benin passed on to rest with the Lord on 1st may, 2016. Consequently, Burial arrangment- Thursday 11th Aug, 2016- Lying in state at her residence 4:00Pm-6:00Pm at Orumwense's Family compound 1 OZOLUA STRT, OFF 1st East Circular Road, Benin City. Saturday 13th Aug, 2016 12:00noon Social Dance/Entertainment of guest at Uwa Primary School, Igbesamwan Road (by St Joseph Catholic Church) Benin City. Sunday 14th Aug, 2016; 8:45Am thanksgiving at St. Patrick Catholic Church, Ugbowo, Benin City. May her gentle soul rest in perfect peace...Amen.
In addition, SUG wishes all August born a Happy Birthday Celebration. To my leaders, Dir. Of Welfare Hon. Osita Chuckwu Eugene 14th Aug, Dir. Of Sports Hon. Iroegbu A. Michael 15th Aug, Attorney General Hon. John C. Aigbogun 15th Aug and to my humble self Dir. Of Information And Publicity (P.R.O) Hon. Ikotu Gideon Kelechi 28th Aug, a happy birthday celebration to us all in advance.
This is to inform the entire UNIBEN Student that these celebrants has planed to wait upon resumption so as to allow every interested UNIBEN Student participate in the massive celebration party.
The SUG wishes you all a Happy Holiday and urges us to make judicious use of the Holiday period.
We love you and your Welfare Remains our Affairs as we make sure you continually remain INFORMED.
In all, lets not forget that SAFE IMPACT 2016 is highly set to always represent YOUR INTEREST PROACTIVELY because YOU SPEAK WE LISTEN thereby enabling us WIN TOGETHER.
.....IKOTU GIDEON KELECHI represents YOUR INTEREST PROACTIVELY BACK TO BACK....

Thanks for your usual cooperation.

Ikotu Gideon Kelechi
(Students' InfoBank)
Dir. Of Information (PRO)
BBM: 7BB53380
08149191488

4 more info contact Nuelstar: 08039453241

See swag...e just show sey Mikel get money pass...only him wear Snickers

This lady like party sha

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08039453241

RoyalTilz:
no surprises. I heard he was fired because of his unimpressive handling of admission process

part of d reason

Report just reaching us has it that President Buhari has sacked the Registrar of Joint Admission And Matriculation Board, Professor Dibu Ojerinde and 16 other Chief Executives in parastatals and agencies under the Ministry of Education.
Consequently, Prof Ishaq Oloyede has been appointed the new
JAMB Boss.

08039453241

Iefosa:
That girl on blue is definitely Faith!! op please if you know her personally, biko email me her contact.

I nor know say dis girl haf joined bahd gang she should be in her finals now oh! See Faith dey do bahd something

she is in final year

godwinony:
I'll be done by October from uniport and I won't appreciate anything like this.. I don start now dey tell everybody, my temper too bad.

Guy na wen u tel dem u no like am...u go surprise wetin go happen

When he returned to the hostel after writing his final paper....he was rounded up with detergent soap,palm oil,paint n mud poured on his body.

#Ekosodin
pepl dey vex sha

likely screening questions posted by a nairalander #Oluwaseydex

1.your full name(Your name must be stated the
exact way it is written in your O’level certificate)

Interviewer

2. Which course did you apply for?
Possible reply:
(Don’t tell them the course you wish for, tell
them the course you applied for)

Interviewer:

3. What position do you prefer on a team working
on a project?
Possible reply (DE students):
If I’m the team leader it will give me the
opportunity using my leadership skills that I have
learnt with years. I can also do a well as a team
member my skills will help to encourage my
mates.

Interviewer

4. Can you recite your O’level and the grades, off
hand?
Possible reply:
If you sit for the exam yourself you must know
the result off hand)

Interviewer

5. How do you see yourself in five years from
now?
Possible reply:
I see myself as a successful graduate of
(Compute Science), University of….

Interviewer

6. Do you consider yourself successful?
Possible reply:
Not yet. That’s why I’m here to perform well and
I know I will and that’s when I can say I’m
successful.

Interviewer

7. What’s the reason behind choosing this school
Possible reply:
As a standard school, I believe this is the right
place for me to be. Both academically and
character wise, I’d be ready to take up any
challenge in the outside world after 4/5 years
here.
Interviewer:

8. What irritates you about your fellow students
Possible reply:
I believe in oneness if I find anything irritating, I
avoid it unless it personally affects me.

Interviewer:

9. When did you finish your Secondary School?
Possible reply:
(Be very sure the year you will mention
corresponds with the one on your result and
testimonial)

Interviewer:

10. What are your expectations from this school?
Possible reply:
Standard educational qualifications, sound
professional advancement and good future.

Interviewer:

11. How much can you pay to gain this
admission?
Possible reply:
That’s bribery. The only money I can pay now is
my school and registration fees and that will be
into the school designated account.

Interviewer:

12. Why have you not gained admission since?
Possible reply:
(1) I have been having challenges with jamb. Or
(2) I already have National Diploma. Or
(3) I already have certificate in computer
appreciation and I also took up a teaching job in
the mean time because idle hand is devils
workshop.

Interviewer:

13. If you discovered that your best friend in
school here is a cultists, what would you do?
Possible reply:
I will report to the appropriate quarters.

Interviewer:

14. What’s your advantage over others here?
Possible reply:
I’m a fast learner and I’m obedient.

Interviewer:

15. Do you have any questions for us?
Possible reply:.
How did I perform sir/ma?


4 more info contact Nuelstar:08039453241

ATTENTION: In search 4 more student Novena university every year sends jamb applicants sms,as we all know its a private university located in Delta state with low application... if u are so buoyant u can try d skul,its postutme form is nt yet out. Note: Uniben is yet 2 give any info on admission proceedings. For more info contact 08039453241

All aspirant should avoid fraudsters who try to dupe people...assuring v of admission. If u need any genuine update come 2 Uniben or u contact me on 08039453241.Moreover Uniben portal has been reopened 4 more registration.

Nice one sir..
u are doing a gud job.July 2016 Pmch sermon was written like an audio.Kindly post 2day's youth Sunday sermon as declared by G.O.Thanks.

Flexherbal:
We have heard.

if na against apc u go talk pass

dam4wummy:
wey the money to recharge phone, and besides wey the light to charge the phone?

true talk

refiner:
.......mine was really messed up?

Hope u can still use it to enta a varsity

The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) says contrary to reports Godwin Emefiele, its
governor, does not fly private chartered jets as a result of Nigeria’s economic
realities.
In a statement by Isaac Okoroafor, acting director corporate communications, the
CBN said it used private jets in the past, long before Emefiele came into office,
and particularly for critical assignments.
The bank added that the flight taken by the governor and his family, for his
mother’s burial was an Arik commercial flight, as it is with the “buy Nigeria”
philosophy.
The CBN “for several years in the past, used private and official chartered flights in
making urgent travels to meet needs in remote, not-easily- accessible locations
or in cases where timing might be critical to matters of urgent national
importance”.
“This practice was in place long before the assumption of office of the current
Governor, Mr Godwin Emefiele.
“Indeed, in recognition of this critical need in its smooth operations, the CBN had
in the 1990s acquired a dedicated jet for this purpose and for urgent currency
movement”.
The CBN added that it later conceded its private jet to the military and to the
state house, also before Emefiele.
“This was however taken over by the military administration when there was a
more urgent need for it at the State House.
“Thereafter, the CBN occasionally used the chartered services of private operators
and those of the Presidential Fleet when available, both of which were paid for.
“However in 2015, in response to the economic downturn and the cost-cutting
stance of Government, Mr. Emefiele ordered the stoppage of the use of chartered
flights by the Bank.”
The apex bank made explicit explanations that Emefiele did not use any private jet
or chartered flight for the burial of his mother, rather he promoted his “made-in-
Nigeria” philosophy.
“Since then, neither Mr. Emefiele nor any of the Deputy Governors has used the
services of private chartered flights and the CBN has not paid a kobo for private
jet services.
“Mr Emefiele and indeed other principal officers of the CBN have religiously
maintained the modest disposition of using regular flights, including doing several
trips by road to and from different parts of the country.
“It is also important to note here that no private jet was used by Mr. Emefiele, his
immediate family, or indeed other principal officers of the Bank during the burial of
Mr Emefiele’s mother.
“All accounts still point to the fact that the Emefiele’s mother’s burial was a
model in cost-cutting and an uncommon demonstration of his modest, ‘made in
Nigeria’ philosophy.”


https://www.thecable.ng/cbn-emefiele-flew-arik-not-private-jet

The Nigerian Communications Communication, NCC, said on
Saturday that inactive mobile telephone lines on its networks
dropped to 62.61 million in February, 2016.
This is contained in the commission’s “Monthly Subscriber
Data” released in Lagos and made available to the News
Agency of Nigeria.
The document showed that the inactive Subscriber Identity
Module (SIM) cards reduced by 523,233 in the month from
63.13 million recorded in January.
It said that “connected numbers’’ figure was 214.23 million
during the period, reducing by 260,644 from 214.49 million
recorded in January.
“The Code Division Multiple Access (CDMA) networks
connected 3,677,676 subscribers as against 3,678,068
recorded in the month of January, thereby losing 392
customers in February.
“The Fixed Wired/Wireless operators recorded 353,923
connected numbers in February as against 351,625 in
January, adding 2,298 numbers to their networks.
“Furthermore, the active subscribers on the
telecommunications networks in the month of February stood
at 151,620,358, increasing by 262,589 from the 151,357,769
telecommunications users in January.“The GSM networks had a share of 149,288,370 from the
February 151,620,358 active lines as against 149,022,919
functional numbers in January, adding 265,451 active lines in
February,” it said.ssion added that CDMA operators shared a total of 2,147,322 active
subscribers in February, losing 660 from 2,147,982 active lines recorded in january.
It also said that Fixed Wired/Wireless networks recorded 184,666 active lines in
February, losing 2,202 customers from the 186,868 active subscribers in January.
It explained that February subscriber data which showed a reduction of 260,644
from the connected lines in January implied that telecommunications operators
were not eager to accumulate more subscribers.
“The reduction in the inactive line showed that telecommunications subscribers
were now responding to the ongoing SIM cards revalidation exercise,”


www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/201501-nigerias-inactive-mobile-telephone-numbers-drop-62-million.html

Refiner tell dem ur score...atleast dey prayed 4 u,i heard dis year jamb was messed up.

l went to market to buy cufflinks,found out that more than half of the persons i asked had no idea of it...had to demonstrate.I came up with this to enlighten us more
1.Cufflinks appeared first in the 15th century‚but became common by the end of the 18th century
2.Cufflinks are manufactured from a variety of different materials e.g gemstrong,silk e.t.c
3.Cuff means the end of a shirt sleeve or trouser...hence cufflink links the two end of a cuff
4.French cufflinks is fastened with silk knots
5.It is considered important to coordinate the metal of ones cufflinks with Jewelry such as watch case,belt buckle,tie clip e.t.c
6.Experts prescribes gold cufflinks to be worn in the morning while silver cufflinks at evening
7.Coloured cufflinks were initially worn by men with a great deal of self confidence until prince of Wales popularized it
8.Alternative type of cufflinks is a cheaper silk knot
9.Cufflinks are designed for shirts with bottonholes on both side but no buttons
10.feel free to add yours.

The governor of Rivers State Chief Nyesom Ezenwo Wike has said it would be very
difficult for any political party to win the People Democratic Party (PDP) in the state
considering that the state is a PDP state and coupled with his achievement within
his short period in office.
Governor Wike spoke Monday while answering questions as a guest in Channels
Television morning Programme viewed from Government House Port Harcourt,
Rivers State capital.
Answering questions in some of the issues affecting the state and the recent
conduct of the rerun election, the governor said the people of the state were
determine to vote for PDP in all the constituencies in the state because of his
achievement in the past few months in office.
He said in spite of the poor allocation to the state, he was able to handle some of
the road projects and completed some even when there were a lot of distractions
that could made him to abandon his campaigns promises to the people.
He noted that the internally generated revenue (IGR) of the state have increase from
4 billion to N9-N10 billion, adding that if there were high rate of insecurity in the
state as being reported the IGR wouldn’t have increase because the investors
would have run away.
Governor Wike said: “Why it is difficult for anybody to win us in Rivers State is
because the projects I have done in my short stay in office coupled that the state is
a PDP state. The civil servants are happy with us, nobody will be happy when at the
end of the months they cannot take their wages home.
“We have done a lot to fulfill over campaign promises, If you go to Borokiri where the
former governor was living at Okaki street, everybody was afraid to go there
because of bad roads but today we have fixed the road and the people are happy.
“In Diobu axis we have a lot of bad roads before now, today we have fixed them. All
the general hospitals are death, some of the health centres are not functioning. What
we are trying to do as a matter of policy is to pick one hospital each in the three
senatorial districts and equip them.
“We are also going to train and retrain our doctors, for now we are focusing on health
and education. We don’t want to carry all at the same time. We received 4 Billion as
allocation when our salary wage is N5. 5 billion. How do make up to pay salaries,
when we took over I have IGR of 4-5 billion but I speak to you we have improved in
our IGR to N9-N10 billion.
“Which means nobody is running away from the state, because if people were leaving
the state our IGR would not increase. And if the insecurity is much as is being
claimed, why is our IGR increasing yet if you read on the pages of newspapers
people will say Rivers of blood.”
Wike who vowed not to venture into completion of the monorail project said Rivers
people and stakeholders have told him to forget about the project and focus on the
project that has direct meaning on the lives of the people of the state.
He said the monorail project which he claimed has no meaning on the lives of the
people have consumed over N45 billion, stressing further that he does not want to
have headache speaking on monorail issue which he described as an elephant
project.
On the issue of insecurity in the state, governor Wike accused the Minister of
Transportation Mr. Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi of trying to destabilize the state through
his desperation to capture Rivers State even when it is clear to him that his party
cannot win PDP in the state.
He said if President Mohammadu Buhari supports him there is no reason why he
cannot achieve peace and stability in the state.


http://thenationonlineng.net/no-party-can-beat-pdp-in-rivers-wike/

SleekMallam:
That we are stuck with Buhari till 2019 is very scary.

dere will b a change in 2019

amaechi1:
E dey pain you say the man the travel. Sorry, more travel still they come.

wats d outcome

ItzTun3chi:
walk walk walk walk Buhari suppose feature rihanna for the remix

abi,tell him