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Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by nutaj: 2:04pm On May 06, 2015 |
I just can't stop laughing. This is the awkward Truth About some husbands. A group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with their wives. The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you love her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wives: I love you, sweetheart... Then the men were told to exchange their phones so one can read the other wife's reply to the love message. Here are some of the replies: 1. Have you impregnated someone again 2. That was then, not now 3. You wan borrow money abi? 4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you this time. 5. Meaning? 6. Is that a new song? 7. Am I dreaming? 8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today! 9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking. 10. Abeg na who be this?[/quote] 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: See The Hacker Of Oristefemi's Instagram Chats by nutaj: 5:13pm On Apr 21, 2015 |
femi i advice u employ her into ur private company.... Inner Chamber |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Zulu King Changes Tone And Calls For End To SA Attacks On Foreigners by nutaj: 10:43am On Apr 21, 2015 |
After when so many life has been taken....... his a fool king , A leader that don't lead by example |
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