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Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by nutaj: 2:04pm On May 06, 2015
I just can't stop laughing. This
is the awkward Truth About some husbands.
A group of men gathered at a church
conference on how to live in a loving
relationship with their wives. The men were
asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All
the men raised their hands. Then they were
asked, "When was the last time you told your
wife you love her ?" Some men answered
today, some yesterday, majority didn’t
remember. The men were then told to take
their cell phones and send the following text
to their respective wives: I love you,
sweetheart...
Then the men were told to exchange their
phones so one can read the other wife's reply
to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you
this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this?[/quote] grin grin grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: See The Hacker Of Oristefemi's Instagram Chats by nutaj: 5:13pm On Apr 21, 2015
femi i advice u employ her into ur private company.... Inner Chamber lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Foreign Affairs / Re: Zulu King Changes Tone And Calls For End To SA Attacks On Foreigners by nutaj: 10:43am On Apr 21, 2015
After when so many life has been taken....... his a fool king , A leader that don't lead by example tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

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