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Following this thread, never seen any body who hopes to be posted to imo. Anything bad dey there??

Nzeh Ifeanyi 08069783068

guruvicawelt:
bro ur a hustler in same jungle.. whats popping, hw far have u gone.. any news about certificate

Evening bro, I heard people are collecting cert already.

[quote author=Lilibeth914 post=49381948][/quote]Uwc. What yr did you finish tho

[quote author=Lilibeth914 post=49381948][/quote]Uwc

Lilibeth914:
Hello everyone, please I need help here. I have an issue that is bothering me. In my JAMB Admission Letter, I was given Public Administration, while my school gave me Sociology. Would this affect me during NYSC Registration at Orientation Camp?

Not at all. As long as ur school mobilizes u for nysc, ur good to go. Nysc will just check with jamb to see if ur jamb reg number is correct.

pheforusty:
Happy birthday nzeh, wish u the best in life bruh.

Thanks bruh. It's been too quiet in here today

ufondunenye:
Please someone should reply me now cos my heart is pounding and I feel like fainting now.
Please has anybody checked dia name on NYSC senate approved list? Did you see your name dia?.
I checked now and I didn't see my own,nd I'm 100percnt sure dt my name will come out,so Wots happening nah.
Or has NYSC not approved d list yet??
Please I need an answer.

I didn't see mine either, and I haven't seen anybody whose name is there

pheforusty:
hahahahahahaha...asin eh, my spare parts shop for done flood alaba by now

Lol..... Brother how ur side na

pheforusty:
one year has gone,just like that oo

1 yr basic
5yrs engineering
1 yr home sitting
1 yr nysc.
After which possibilities of getting a job is like 30%.
To serve Oga for alaba market na 5yrs, then em settle u well.
Brother person for don use this yrs go serve oga wey go open better spear parts shop for person.

Badtenglish:
Am a receiveder of senses more than u.. Am fighter with all of you that didn't welcomed me. I am a new intake in this region and nobody welcomer me nobody asking for my information

Oya welcomed ma, introduction yourself

pheforusty:
ajuju.

Lmao

pheforusty:
u wan turn detective niii, see clues,#mega#hilton#falcon#hilton#2.0#
Uniport Graduated 2015 Elect/Elect Wish to serve in Lagos

Cheemah........ AKA Abuchi 2.0, how far bro. U still never upgrade to 2.1

pheforusty:
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lwkmd..hahahahhaa......i just dey observe you on code since, chai great E.E.E U2010,i sight u bro.

Lol... Greet u too bro. No allow me wear my detective uniform for u Ooh. What's ya mat number.

pheforusty:
kaii,ifeanyi ayaf catch u,one time dx one time that presently nothing...nigguh

Chai!!!!! Only Elect Elect boy go sabi me like this. Brother identify yaself...... Lol

Posimii:
Nooooo,EST is diff from LCS,though m not surprise u tink both Depts are one. Sciences believe all art courses are just one. They feel none is diff from d other. No wonder a guy was asking me if dey teach us any oda tin aside noun and pronoun in my Dept SMH

Lol .... I know no course is easy sha, buh I don't see much in Art courses sha. U guys can just read 2 days to exams and blow.

sapien:
I used to see some back then.

My roommate, while I was staying at the hostel in year 1, was Chemical Engineering course representative.

Those girls used to throng into my room in their droves to submit assignments and term papers.

Most of them are average looking. They are not as sophisticated and flashy as those Faculty of Humanities and Education girls.

Those ones are hotties. Lol.

Edu girls are not ugly neither are they fine, they're just inbetween, sitting on the fence

chalsixtus:
lol bro engineering get girls ?

Guys!!!!!! Mk una chill, engineering gats some uniquely fine girls them.

chalsixtus:
we need more uniport baes here @nzeh12 wat do u say ?

Bro I never see any here b4, Posimii na the first. As NL no give them opportunity to post pictures na, them go IG dey feel fly. Posimii na U.P 1st lady for NL.

chalsixtus:
bro I na just that their cert fee remain

U don almost finish be that, clearance fee wey fit pay 3 yrs fees for some school. U still dey around school??

Posimii:
That kind complement! Na LCS department fine gals full no b EST. We do more of intellectual stuff not powdering nd makeup. Thanks anyway.

The both depts na one and same jor. Only difference be say una no dey learn for arena. Saw ur chat with the unilag student,uniport be putting holes in people's pocket

chalsixtus:
Economics/Edu

Correct!!! How far clearance, u don end am

chalsixtus:
Economics/Edu

Correct!!! How far clearance, u don end am

Posimii:
Nah, English and literary studies.

Aii, Fine girls department. Hope ur day went well tho

Posimii:
I've always bin ard.... thanks anyway.

Uwc. Finished from Lcs bah??

chalsixtus:
.are you from uniport ?

Yes Ooh. Elect Elect. What about you

Posimii:
I'm good and you? Dept, English and literary studies(Major in literature).

Finally uniport people are beginning to show face. I greet

FroshPapie:
Nysc_Registrati on_form (sample)
*Jamb Reg number
*Matric No.
*First Name, middle name
*Surname
*Date of Birth
*Place of Birth
*Gender
*Marital Status
*Already Have a Previous Call-up? Yes or No
*Space for passport_____
*Physically Challenged?
*Nationality
*State of origin
*Local Government Area
*Present contact Address
*Permanent Address
*Town/ village
*NEXT OF KIN DATA NEXT OF KIN(1)
NEXT OF KIN (2) Name: Relationship: GSM
number: Address: Town: State:
*INSTITUTION ATTENDED:
Primary school details. From: To:
Secondary school details. From: To:
Award: Date of Graduation:
*HIGHER INSTITUTION DETAILS
Institution: From: To: Course: Award:
*MILITARY PERSONNEL? *PARAMILITARY?
*NATIONAL AWARD HONOUR?
*Are you a serving member of Nigerian?
*Armed Force (NAF, NA, or NAVY) and served
for minimum of 9 months? Yes No *Are you
a serving member of National Intelligence
Agency (NIA)? Yes No
*Are you a serving member of Nigerian
Police Force (NPF)? Yes
No.
*Are you a National Awardee? Yes No
*Nigerian Language(s) you speak__________
_______________ _______________ _______________
*Nigerian State(s)
visited________ _______________ _______________
_______________ _______________ _________ *KITS
SPECIFICATION
S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 30-32
32-35 12-14 2 Medium 32-33 36-38 14-15
3 Large 35-36 38-40 15-16 4 X-Large 36-38
40-42 16-17 5 XXLarge 38-40 44-46 18-20
*S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 40-41
28-32 18-20 2 Medium 41-42 34-36 20-21
3 Large 42-43 36-38 21-22 4 X-Large 43-44
38-38 22-23.
(((((I post dis here so u can write them
down, get used to them b4 going to d cyber
cafe to avoid mistakes)))))) copied#
Nigeria corpers.

1. Akwa Ibom State Pays N10,000

2. Lagos state Pays N15,000 and some times N10,000 to corpers in ministry and N5000 to those in LGA.

3.Sokoto State pays N4,000 and N9,000 to those in state hospital.

4.Enugu State Pays N10,000

5.Oyo State Pays N3,800

6.Osun State Pays N5,000

7.Kano State Pays N4,000

8.Borno State Pays N1,000

9.Niger State Pays N6,000

10.Yobe State Pays N2,500

11. Bayelsa Pays N3,000

12. Ekiti state Pays N5,000

13. Ogun State Pays N5,000

14. Delta States Pays N5,000

15. Bauchi State Pays N1,250

16.Cross River State Pays N3,090

17.Zamfara State Pays N3,000

18.Abia State Pays N5,000

19.Imo State Pays N2,000

20.Taraba state Pays N10,000

21. Kaduna State Pays 3000

22. Jigawa State Pays 10,000

23. Kano State Pays 10,000

24. Nassarawa State Pays 3,000

25. Port hacourt, Rivers State Has not yet paid corpers for the past 5 years, so i think you better avoid this state, but we’re so sure, that the new government, lead by Governor Wike will surely get things right in this state, and make it once again, the envy of all Corpers.

Imo fall hand sha. Still my no. 1 choice tho.

And I keep asking some girls, "if u wake up without a hole inbetween ur legs, what else do u have going for u?

GodwyneDuke99:
Islam never came through Abraham nor through He's decendant! Ishmel was said in the bible that God keep making him grow strong: would you say the God of abraham was allah: definately, even during christ existence here on earth muslim wasn't existing!
I wonder where this man got what He's teaching he's followers!
Please adhere to the bible teachings oh you people!

Guy what are u saying? Islam started with Ishmel. God promised to mk a great nation outta Ishmel.

Phonefanatic:
Digging is sometimes important if you want to take a relationship to another level. On 2 occasions I tried this trick before.... Opened another account, chatted up so called Bae's and after about a week guess what? On the 2 occasions I rented a hotel and invited Bae of which she had no clue I was the one chatting her.... That night she gave me excuse that she was sick and can't come around but ended up going to see the ghost chatter in the hotel room lo and behold she met me in the hotel room....... Case closed relationship ended on both occasion.

I've tried that on current Bae e no just work... She simply told me she is in a relationship when I pressed further she deleted me.

Being techy I got her password codedly and once in a while I snoop her whatsapp chats only to see all my chats with her since we started others are business related, no funny sms or whatever then I felt guilty cos if she check my whatsapp I'm dead .

I scored her 95/100 then changed to team Bae only even at that I will snoop once in every 4months . The day I will see funny chat I think she deserves forgiveness and I will know there's something I'm not doing right.

Nothing buh respect for u!!! Thumbs up

I vote Vizkiz