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Politics › Re: Benue Massacre Survivors Share What Survival Cost Them by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 10:30pm On Aug 11, 2025 |
It's surprising no one in these comments can actually see what is going on. We have been so steeped with sectarian beer parlour thinking that we can not see when an external influence has come amongst us to wreak havoc. This is not political. Follow the money! I'll give you a clue. Aproko doctor. |
Science/Technology › Re: I Don’t Know Much About Birds, But I Know Who’s The Husband And Who’s The Wife. by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 5:52pm On Jul 23, 2025 |
edogu: The 'husband' best describes the phrase 'cantankerous oldman'. See the way he squeezed his face. Na katangwa |
Politics › Re: Ganduje Explains Absence During Tinubu’s Kano Visit by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 6:39pm On Jul 19, 2025 |
kingbee90: He explained that the visit by President Tinubu, which was aimed at paying condolences to the family of the late business mogul, Alhaji Aminu Dantata, was communicated to Ganduje “but unfortunately, despite frantic efforts to reschedule his flight and itinerary, the logistics made it impossible for him to return in time.”
Una dey see Lamba? These Northerners are really cooking something for Tinubu but the w€r€y no know yet. He is busy azzkissing them with crocodile tears & renaming of a Federal University.
Him Opolo-eyes go clear very soon. Una don give up?! |
Romance › Re: Will I Be Entitled To Half Of My Bf Properties In Europe If We Broke Up by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 7:03pm On Jul 16, 2025 |
orohbiro: Pls I Will be traveling to Europe soon pls Incase I go into a relationship there will I be entitled to half my boyfriend properties if we break up together pls I need an answer pls Keep in mind that you can get more than half, you can get an appointment with God too. In fact that is a good way to skip to the front of the queue. |
Travel › Re: Fuel To Engines Of Air India Plane That Crashed Cut Off Moments After Take-off. by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 10:21pm On Jul 13, 2025 |
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Sports › Re: Cups & Trophies Nigeria Won Under The Reigns Of The Late Gen. Abacha(1993-1998) by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 8:10pm On Jul 12, 2025 |
Ishilove: That's why the Sports bodies were up and doing because they know the kind of person ruling the country Na lie, they were their usual selves, that's why Westerhof had to go direct to Abacha. You know our people nw. |
Travel › Re: Fuel To Engines Of Air India Plane That Crashed Cut Off Moments After Take-off. by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 8:03pm On Jul 12, 2025 |
SouthSouth1914: Common sense isn’t really common after all. Try to read about fuel engines be it (DPK,AGO or PMS) they all use the same concepts! My guy, I no insult you o. I was saying that what you said makes sense. I said you solved it Abi. I know some other people were dissing you but I wasn't, I was just aiming for slight jest, after all I don't know your location, whether Isalu whether Onitsha. |
Travel › Re: Fuel To Engines Of Air India Plane That Crashed Cut Off Moments After Take-off. by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 3:26pm On Jul 12, 2025 |
SouthSouth1914: Maybe they were never put ON from The aircraft’s last flight! This like turning off your fuel switch on generators. But it will start in the next time you put it ON. But will go off after some some seconds because the fuel switch wasn’t turned ON for flow of fuel.
The maintenance crew of that aircraft should be investigated, to get to know the truth. There might be an important person or two in that aircraft who people of interests to other people, there is a conspiracy!
Just my personal opinion. See how this guy use him tiger generator solve worldwide mystery from Isalu in Ogun State. |
Business › Re: You’re Doing Too Much — Let AI Handle Your Business Or Job While You Sleep by OAKSFIVEFARMS(op): 8:43pm On Jul 10, 2025 |
Have you considered using AI and Automation for your business? |
Crime › Re: Why Is This Young Man Smiling After His Arrest By NDLEA? (pic) by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 10:28am On Jul 10, 2025 |
Brazino: Because he will now be eating free food and free accommodation.
Sometimes, I feel those in the prisons are doing better than some of us outside the prison. They no longer have to worry about what to eat or where their next meal would come from.
No more landlord wahala.
Life is not easy guys. I know what am passing through now What of money for transportation. Hhhhhhhhhhhh |
Business › Re: You’re Doing Too Much — Let AI Handle Your Business Or Job While You Sleep by OAKSFIVEFARMS(op): 7:15pm On Jul 08, 2025 |
Have you considered using AI and Automation for your business? |
Business › Re: You’re Doing Too Much — Let AI Handle Your Business Or Job While You Sleep by OAKSFIVEFARMS(op): 1:12am On Jul 07, 2025 |
Hello. Have you considered using AI for your business |
Properties › Re: I Want To Build A Traditional Storey Building In The Village. What Cost? (pic) by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 11:06am On Jul 04, 2025 |
Kobicove: This type of building is more suited for an area where the weather is very hot, typically the northern part of Nigeria Not correct, it's suitable for cold regions as well. |
Politics › Re: Atiku Slams Tinubu Over Nigeria’s Exclusion From Trump’s Africa Talks by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 11:00am On Jul 04, 2025 |
Abi Tinubu should invite Trump. 1 on 1 are they on the same level? |
Politics › Re: Nigeria Ignored As Trump Invites 5 African Presidents To White House by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 10:09am On Jul 04, 2025 |
Penguin2: South Africa was not invited because of the recent row about White farmers who had their lands seized by SA govt and Trump had to offer them asylum.
Egypt was probably not invited because it was a meeting for Sub Saharan Africa.
Now, why was Nigeria not invited? Did you notice it is French speaking countries that are all there. They likely want to discuss France. |
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Celebrates 34th Birthday Today by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 11:04am On Jul 02, 2025 |
Gab1976: UNA NOR LIKE IGBO PEOPLE, BUT LET THEM GO TO THEIR BIAFRA STATE UNA SAY NO. WHY NA... Chai, this victim mentality don chop you deep. You can't even tell reality different from the world you have created in your mind. My goodness! You will be fine sha. |
Romance › Re: My Recent Encounter With A Lady I Was Introduced To For A Serious Relationship by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 6:23pm On Jul 01, 2025 |
JAOS: Holding 100% ownership of a business somebody else invested heavily in is wickedness Why do women behave somehow Even the rich ones will still bill you 😕 No issue now, abi now she has 100% of zero. |
Business › You’re Doing Too Much — Let AI Handle Your Business Or Job While You Sleep by OAKSFIVEFARMS(op): 6:34pm On Jun 30, 2025 |
Be honest — how many of these sound like you?
You’re replying to every DM, email, and WhatsApp yourself
You’re the one scheduling calls, sending invoices, and following up on payments
You’re manually repeating the same steps every day, instead of growing your hustle
You don’t need more hours. You need a system that works without you.
That’s where AI and automation come in — and it’s not some futuristic, Silicon Valley thing. We’re building this for real people in Nigeria, every day.
🔧 Here’s an example of something we can automate for you: When a client sends a DM, the system replies, qualifies them, and collects their info
If they’re serious, it checks your calendar, books a call, and sends the Zoom link
After the call, it sends your offer, invoice, and even a secure payment link
Once they pay, it delivers the product (if digital), or notifies you to ship
It follows up automatically if they ghost you
If someone asks for pricing at 2am? They get an answer — instantly
💡 And the best part? You don’t have to lift a finger. Even while you’re asleep, it works.
We’ve built these systems for side hustlers, full-time founders, and even 9–5 folks running a business on the side.
The result? ✅ Less stress ✅ More time ✅ More money — without burnout
If this sounds like what you need, let’s talk. I’ll walk you through what’s possible and even show you a live demo of how it works.
Ask me anything in the comments 👇 — I’ll reply personally. |
Business › Re: How Nigerian Businesses Use AI To Work Smarter — And What It Means For You by OAKSFIVEFARMS(op): 6:29pm On Jun 30, 2025 |
boogie2: What processes do you normally automate in private organisations? Let me show you what’s actually possible with automation. We recently built a workflow for a founder who was tired of the endless back-and-forth just to schedule a meeting or reply to emails. Now, here’s what happens — completely hands-off: An email comes in at 2:13 AM. The system reads the message, understands the intent (meeting, pricing, collab, spam). If it’s a meeting request: It checks the founder’s Google Calendar Finds the next available slot Books the meeting Sends a fully customized reply with the meeting link, agenda, and prep material If it’s a pricing inquiry, it responds with the right breakdown. If it’s a partnership request, it routes it to the correct workflow. If it’s spam, it gets filtered out. And if the prospect says yes? The system then: Sends a customized proposal Generates the invoice Includes a secure payment link Waits until payment is confirmed Only then does it: Send the onboarding documents Add the client to the CRM Trigger the delivery of the product or service If payment isn’t confirmed, it won’t proceed. It’s intelligent — it watches, checks, and only moves forward when conditions are met. That founder woke up to: A meeting already scheduled A proposal already sent A client who had already paid Onboarding already started And they didn’t touch a thing. We’ve also automated: Proposal sending Invoice generation Contract dispatch CRM updates Post-payment onboarding 🔧 To answer your question directly: Here are the processes we most commonly automate in private organizations: 🔁 Sales & Lead Management Lead capture, qualification, and follow-up Proposal & quote automation Scheduling & meeting coordination 💼 Operations & Admin Invoice creation and approval flows Contract generation and dispatch Payment tracking and fulfillment triggers Staff onboarding, document collection, leave requests Reporting, document processing, and data entry 🧠 Customer Experience AI-powered phone, WhatsApp, and email assistants Support ticket triage and handling Auto-replies to common questions Post-sale follow-up and engagement These aren’t “nice-to-haves.” They’re how our clients work faster, smarter, and cheaper — with systems that don’t sleep, don’t forget, and never burn out. This is business redefined — and we build it at Intelligency. TL;DR We build automation systems that handle leads, emails, payments, and onboarding — all while you sleep. No missed follow-ups. No manual tasks. Just intelligent workflows that move your business forward automatically.
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Education › Re: Why Exactly Are We Going To School When We Know There Are No Jobs - Lady Asks by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 7:23pm On Jun 29, 2025 |
When I graduated I intentionally closed my ears to the people saying there were no jobs. Maybe there truly was not enough jobs for the millions of graduates, but I only needed one and I was sure there was at least one for me. I got it very quickly after without having to rely on "connections" |
Business › Re: How Nigerian Businesses Use AI To Work Smarter — And What It Means For You by OAKSFIVEFARMS(op): 3:38pm On Jun 29, 2025 |
OAKSFIVEFARMS: I’ve noticed something interesting over the past year: More Nigerian businesses — even government agencies — are quietly using AI and automation to cut costs and do more with less.
From automating customer calls to streamlining invoicing, onboarding, or reporting, we’re seeing real transformations. Some teams are saving 60–80% in operational time, while others are scaling faster without hiring more staff.
I run an AI and Automation agency here in Lagos, and we’ve had the chance to work with both private companies and state ministries. One of our most impactful moments recently was training over 300 senior government officials in AI — from Commissioners to Directors.
Whether it’s AI phone assistants, workflow automation, or just understanding how these tools actually work for Nigerian businesses — it’s no longer a future thing. It’s already here.
If you’re curious about how your business (or agency) could benefit from AI, I’m happy to answer questions. I can share real examples and what it takes to actually implement this stuff without burning cash.
Let’s have the conversation. Ask me anything. It’s important to get ahead of the crowd of businesses who have not currently started using AI |
Business › How Nigerian Businesses Use AI To Work Smarter — And What It Means For You by OAKSFIVEFARMS(op): 12:28am On Jun 28, 2025 |
I’ve noticed something interesting over the past year: More Nigerian businesses — even government agencies — are quietly using AI and automation to cut costs and do more with less.
From automating customer calls to streamlining invoicing, onboarding, or reporting, we’re seeing real transformations. Some teams are saving 60–80% in operational time, while others are scaling faster without hiring more staff.
I run an AI and Automation agency here in Lagos, and we’ve had the chance to work with both private companies and state ministries. One of our most impactful moments recently was training over 300 senior government officials in AI — from Commissioners to Directors.
Whether it’s AI phone assistants, workflow automation, or just understanding how these tools actually work for Nigerian businesses — it’s no longer a future thing. It’s already here.
If you’re curious about how your business (or agency) could benefit from AI, I’m happy to answer questions. I can share real examples and what it takes to actually implement this stuff without burning cash.
Let’s have the conversation. Ask me anything. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Eyes $30B Deal For Iran by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 10:53pm On Jun 27, 2025 |
Federalofficia: This righteousness na him mumu pass for Nairaland, no be one time he da call US nomerica way him go write plenty hate things about them, no be them come later save your dream Isreal now, I wonder how people let religion madden them so. There are people that would murk their parents if religion said so. I believe that is where he falls. Meanwhile believing in religion is not necessarily believing in God, because if God wants to tell you something, he can even rewind time and tell you before you were born. Such is his power. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Eyes $30B Deal For Iran by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 10:51pm On Jun 27, 2025 |
ogascomax: You will find more Christian in Iran because Iran has over 90 million population to Israel 10 million population. However, that doesn't changed the facts that Christians will more be attached to Israel than Iran because the Christian Zionist and Jewish Zionist have something in common which is the old testament. Even Netayanhu as acknowledge it when he had a media chats with Benny Hinn. Netanyahu will acknowledge it because he knows that is what you want to hear. But in his heart, he hates you. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Eyes $30B Deal For Iran by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 10:50pm On Jun 27, 2025 |
Righteousness2: Supported...
Iran needs all the Help they can get. The Children of ISRAEL and APPLE of GOD'S Eyes has DESTROYED Persia these 12 days.
Forget all the fake Victory and online show. The REALITY on ground is that Persia is no longer what it is. Economically, Militarily, etc The Children have Caused Havoc that has turned Persia to minnows in the Nidfle East.
Presently, Lots of Nations in the Middle East, having seen the Destruction of Iran by ISRAEL , are Set to Join the Abraham Accord and make PEACE with ISRAEL. Massive Announcement soon on that.
There is a Cease Fire right now but KHAMENI remains in his Bunker. Giving Victory speech from inside bunker. He dare not put his head out You are not on ground, but you know the realities there. Even if they show you Iran's victory cup, you will not still gree. People like you will believe the lie till their grave. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: President Trump Goes Off On Iran's Supreme Leader For "FALSE" Victory Claim. by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 10:31pm On Jun 27, 2025 |
Sagidion: I don't know Why Netanyahu didn't finish the work by deleting Khameni? Now man has started running his mouth. Try asking yourself why they called for a cease fire? |
Foreign Affairs › Re: President Trump Goes Off On Iran's Supreme Leader For "FALSE" Victory Claim. by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 10:30pm On Jun 27, 2025 |
Righteousness2: OGA REST Nothing more to add END OF STORY!
Bow to small but Mighty, ISRAEL.
Lol, Israel and US ran away. Cease fire my foot. No worry, I know say you no go green. Just ask yourself why they wanted a cease fire in Iran but are still carrying in operations in Gaza. |
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Could Produce Nuclear Weapon Within Weeks - Tulsi Gabbard by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 9:12pm On Jun 21, 2025 |
RollinTNDA: Of course, that guy that has been trying to wipe out your family tree. We should give him Niclear weapon
We should as well give that your wicked uncle 10 nuclear weapons.
Then you will understand why some people should never have Nuclear weapon.
To think that most of you lack the basic critical thinking is very alarming. Speaking of basic critical thinking. The only country that has used a nuke is? So really who should have and who should not? |