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Chatbots are dead. Please focus on things relevant to the Nigerian market.

Stop playing catch-up/champion on an almost obsolete technology!

Look at the porn and betting industry for new ways of reaching out to your customers.

This message is also for other banks thinking of this chatbot nonsense.

[url]‭https://chatbotslife.com/chatbots-what-happened-dcc3f91a512c?gi=99bf239aaec3[/url]

https://blog.growthbot.org/chatbots-were-the-next-big-thing-what-happened

https://chatbotsmagazine.com/chatbots-are-dead-long-live-chatbots-82a12f22a642?gi=a72c9dc75baf

https://www.wired.com/story/facebooks-virtual-assistant-m-is-dead-so-are-chatbots

Lawless nation!

President - Mega Dullard
Vice-President - Confirmed Dullard
IGP - Transmission Dullard
COAS - Advanced Dullard

Meanwhile:

Senate President - Smart Sound Guy
Deputy Senate President - Smart Brilliant Guy
Speaker - Smart Cool Guy

Why can’t we just get rid of the Bloodthirsty Buhari/Osibanjo government and replace them with the Smart guys.

Jittery blood thirsty government of Buhari/Osibanjo.

Ekweremadu should stay and answer their stupid questions.

As long as he is as clean as Amaechi, Fashola and Tinubu no wahala.

My only fear is this Osibanjo/Buhari govt might poison the food or even the air within his detention room.

Nice one!

Not just Abia, the entire Niger Delta.

Steps to take:

1. Endure that 85% of your professional and contract staff are strictly from the NDDC states.

2. Any vacuum in 1 should be filled by border states.

3. Relocate all HEAD OFFFICES to the Niger Delta

4. All foreign/local scholarships should be strictly for NDDC states and their neighbours

5. Review the deal with the Government of Nigeria with a view to return 90% of all JV sales to the NDDC states.

Peace will follow.

Parasites will survive anyhow.

Oshiomole is doing the Lord’s bidding.

Destroying APC is a divine task that all reasonable Nigerians must embark on.

The bloody government of BUHARI/OSIBANJO must leave Nigeria. These two demons have had their day.

Zombies please jump and pass.

Post Kemi there ooo!

That one no Kukuma do service! Punish her by sending her to Borno or Benue or Plateau

The terrorist government of Buhari/Osibanjo is not one sane people want to associate with!

Something tells me Tinubu is so frustrated he has chosen to apply for Canada immigration.

It is well.

Yoromslsms!!!

It’s come and destroy this man for saying the truth!

Cool.

As usual it could only be an .... man.

Complete it!!!

I can’t see d photo but it’s funny

What nonsense?

50% is too small, 90% is better.

It’s our oil and we should decide how much we take and what we leave to the parasitic NORTH & their kinsmen in the SOUTHWEST!

if you disagree please hang yourself. SS/SE oil is Not free Food for strangers.

Who didn’t see this coming!

Zoo Army!

Unity bank always funny.

Why four digits? Fulani bank. Go school una no gree.

Zombies oya come and tell us how this is the best thing to happen since Christainity.

Lols.

Make una kill unaself for that Nigeria.

Na so!

By November they will ask you to return in January or go to your original registration to do reaccreditation.

Fact is, even if reasonable people know that Buhari/Osibanjo is a useless team some fools will still vote for those two terrorist leaders upon presentation of 5,000.

Meanwhile someone will use your card to vote for you in favour of Buhari/Osibanjo.

This poster does not respond to mentions—-

Sai Buhari

Wike confidence sha!

There is something about this man that I love. Mr. project, meka sir.

Ikwerre meka

What of the zombies? Who will clamp down on them?

Or do we expect the zombies to report themselves, knowing that they are zombies and that will be impossible!

Besides, who will clamp down on the mad people in Aso Rock?

Please I need comments.

With Uniform?

Lying bloggers?

Edit: thanks to all who corrected me on this. Looks like a final year thing in some Nigerian schools.

Thanks for the fix!

, but were successfully repelled by our gallant troops

Efforts are being intensified by the troops to get the fleeing members of the Boko Haram terrorists.

Lols. How to spot a Nigerian Army lie!

Mr. Texas Chicago Chukwu

, but were successfully repelled by our gallant troops

Efforts are being intensified by the troops to get the fleeing members of the Boko Haram terrorists.

Lols. How to spot a Nigerian Army lie!

Mr. Texas Chicago Chukwu

Okay.

The usual trend:

- Boko decimates a weak and corrupt Nigerian Army

- Presidency meets with Army and orders a blackout

- Three days later, Army receives go ahead from Presidency to deny the attack

- Boko releases a video to Reuters/AFP showing the attack, the dead and captured armoury

- Army confirms presviously denied attack and claims that their forces reposnded with superior fire forcing the Boko to retreat. Army also claims that mop up operations are ongoing to clean up remnants

- Relatives of slain soldiers are given 100k and sacked from the barracks with a promise that full benefits will be paid in 15 days

Buhari wey no go school!

Lols. Wonders shall never end sha! Illiterate leading graduates.

If Buhari can rule Nigeria, then a dog can definitely rule Nigeria - did somebody say zoo?

Buhari/Osibanjo won’t like this!

According to them Abacha did not steal, he saved for the rainy days-

Guys we are talking about Buhari/Osibanjo here ooo, not GEJ.

Going by the blood their Fulani friends have spilled i can say that the battle to unseat those two blood thirsty men must be strategic. Buhari/Osibanjo would rather commit suicide and take millions with them than relinquish power in 2019.

Boko Haram overran a military base two days ago with over 800 soldiers missing! The countless weapons will surely find their way into the hands of you know.....

Fight Buhari/Osibanjo like ur life depends on it!

Niger Delta Wealth!

The rest of NIGERIA will do anything to ensure that this country doesn’t break apart.

Imagine the level of wealth these oil producing regions will enjoy when Nigeria splits. For those that will come and cry that the leaders will loot it, save your breath, even with all the looting Tinubu, Fashola did in lagos it did not stop them from doing some minor projects.

Balkanization Will surely do the Niger Delta and the others a lot of good!

Northern Nigerian problem!

Who cares! We are talking about absolute resource control for the oil producing SS and SE this one is doing permutation on a website hosted in U.K with CIA and NSA having full access to all its records.

Abeg! Tell us a joke!

Please leave Aisha alone! How is her husband different from Osibanjo, Amaechi and Tinubu?

At least she criticizes her terrorist husband while the others I mentioned just join in drinking the blood of innocent Nigerians.

Aisha baby let’s hookup! My number is 09022100000- don’t call me if u r not Aisha! Only Aisha can reach me on that line.

Death is a sad experience.

A gruesome and violent death is even more painful to the deceased and his loved ones.

Police may have some bad eggs, but every death is to be regretted.

It is well.

Drama king!!!

Well I wish him and Nigeria well.

I understand his plight, No sane human would want to sit on the same table with those whose hands are filled with the blood of thousands of innocent Nigerians.

Buhari/Osibanjo the blood of Nigerians will haunt you from their graves. Especially those killed by your Fulani terrosists and wicked policies!

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Nice one. These women look like southern women . Seems like APC have gotten the message from the US Government.

Tomorrow is a solid win for PDP and Fayose.

All reasonable Nigerians know a vote for APC is a vote for Fulani dominion and ranching in Ekiti.

We don’t want ranching in the SW/SE/SS. Only zombies want ranching!


Na d Police babes dey on highest spirits! If I were in Ekiti right now I will move to the area around the station to investigate these women personally.

Especially the Mopol babes!

See ass(ets)!

Forget all the raz, a policewoman as a babe can be very obedient. Those who know will tell you, dem can submit.