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Politics / Re: There Were Plans to annul the 2023 Presidential Election - Soyinka by obonujoker(m): 3:13pm On Jan 17
Who had powee to annul a general election??

Hope not Buhari?

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Politics / Re: Who Is That Miner? Sowore Questioned Gov Seyi Makinde Over His Report On Ibadan by obonujoker(m): 2:46pm On Jan 17
E no fit pass bribery Chinese 🤣
Travel / Re: Aftermath Of Explosion In Ibadan (Photos) by obonujoker(m): 2:41pm On Jan 17
Na wa o... This is massive
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by obonujoker(m): 11:40am On Jan 17
Man utd don loan all their youth finish sha 😂
Politics / Re: Ibadan Explosion Linked To Illegal Miners - Governor Seyi Makinde by obonujoker(m): 5:11am On Jan 17
Please Sir, Arrest these illegal miners

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Travel / Re: Tremor In Ibadan, Oyo State; Residents Run For Cover by obonujoker(m): 9:38pm On Jan 16
AchrafHakimi:
grin grin
The fire will spread faster due to brown roofs.

Please ban this clown... Fergie01

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by obonujoker(m): 5:42pm On Jan 16
akwesenana:
ETH would do really good with this Barca team. And I'm not even trolling.

😂
Education / Re: UNILAG Convocation: Falola Advocates Study Of Ifa, Witchcraft In Universities by obonujoker(m): 7:37am On Jan 16
All these occultic men

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Politics / Re: Few People Looted Nigeria Through Subsidy In The Last 40 Years - Tinubu by obonujoker(m): 7:16am On Jan 16
Lol... See who's talking about looting 🤣🤣🤣

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Politics / Re: LIRS Affirms January 31 Deadline For Employers To Submit Annual Tax Returns by obonujoker(m): 7:15am On Jan 16
Every business owner in Lagos does this every year...
Sports / Re: OFFICIAL: Leo Messi Wins The Best FIFA Men’s Player 2023. by obonujoker(m): 7:06am On Jan 16
OJEEMAH:


Messi won WC
Haaland won UCL

Messi won Ligue 1
Haaland won EPL

Messi won League Cup
Haaland won FA Cup

Messi won Golden Ball
Haaland won UEFA Best

Haaland won European Golden Boot too

Can you now see both players had similar achievements?

You blame French Football for allowing Journalists to vote. Now national team coaches and captains have voted, you still de complain.

I don’t even care abt this award. I wanted Haaland to win but no be us de decide am bro.

When was world cup played? What year?

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Sports / Re: OFFICIAL: Leo Messi Wins The Best FIFA Men’s Player 2023. by obonujoker(m): 6:06am On Jan 16
Why did Pep Guardiola win best coach over Scaloni?
Sports / Re: OFFICIAL: Leo Messi Wins The Best FIFA Men’s Player 2023. by obonujoker(m): 6:04am On Jan 16
OJEEMAH:
what did Martinez do with Aston Villa last year?

The award is not just because Messi won the World Cup.


What did Messi do over Haaland last year?

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Sports / Re: Leo Messi Does It Again by obonujoker(m): 6:01am On Jan 16
Kojochyke:
Ruled, ruler, measurement tape.

It was voted for by coaches, captains journalists et al.
Messi n Haaland got equal votes... Wen this happens, according to FIFA, a tie breaker is used.
The person with d higher votes from his fellow footballers (in this case captains) wins.
It shows that his fellow players kno who their king is..

pls help check on Ronaldo n his sister.

Ronaldo already has 5 each... Nothing to worry about
Sports / Re: OFFICIAL: Leo Messi Wins The Best FIFA Men’s Player 2023. by obonujoker(m): 6:00am On Jan 16
See Ojeemah supporting corruption 😂😂😂🤣

I'm still wanting for these guys too...😂

Theirryjay
Almiron
Numerouno94
And other uefalona fans

So why didn't Martinez win best goal keeper, but Ederson of man city won it...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by obonujoker(m): 11:54am On Jan 15
TrebleChamp:
Ronaldo was the problem at United, he was and still the one preventing us from playing sweet possession attacking transition football under Ten Hag because he does not press...

😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by obonujoker(m): 11:53am On Jan 15
obonujoker:
🚨🚨🌕| NEW: #mufc have set out their transfer priorities under Sir Jim Ratcliffe and want to sign:

▪️A top-class forward who is at a similar level to Harry Kane
▪️A No. 8
▪️A centre-back
▪️A right-back

[@NizaarKinsella]

What happened to

a. 75M Hojlund?
b. 60M Mount who was bought as the new 8?

This Erik Bin Hag sef 😵‍💫
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by obonujoker(m): 11:52am On Jan 15
🚨🚨🌕| NEW: #mufc have set out their transfer priorities under Sir Jim Ratcliffe and want to sign:

▪️A top-class forward who is at a similar level to Harry Kane
▪️A No. 8
▪️A centre-back
▪️A right-back

[@NizaarKinsella]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by obonujoker(m): 11:42am On Jan 15
raumdeuter:


What is the likelihood that over 20 players all doing great in their clubs all landed in United and immediately became shitt

Alexis, Maguire, Bissaka, Fred, Mata, Falcao, Rojo, Martial Depay Schneiderlin, Darmian Bailly Mhkitaryan, Pogba Lukaku, Matic Lindelof, Dan James, Telles, Cavani, Diallo, Ronaldo,

Mount Amrabat Onana are already looking funny

How many you see for that list up there

Ronaldo was not shit for Man utd.... He won all these in one season... It's was Erik Bin Hag who didn't understand anything...

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Family / Re: Nigerian Man Proudly Shows Off His 2 Wives (pics/video) by obonujoker(m): 11:25am On Jan 15
jumokeadele:
don't deceive yourself , its not God that wrote that thing in the bible, he's not an author of confusion

See what Jesus said below 👇

Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
Family / Re: Nigerian Man Proudly Shows Off His 2 Wives (pics/video) by obonujoker(m): 11:34pm On Jan 14
RALPHOW:


Do you also know more than God that gave wives to David and he said He would have gave him more if he asked, instead of taken Uriah's wife.

God's original plan is 1 man, 1 wife.

Jesus has come to correct the errors of David and co... Now no more polygamy
Politics / Re: 2027 Polls: Atiku, Obi, Kwankwaso Agree To Form Merger Party - Utomi by obonujoker(m): 11:20pm On Jan 14
AllenSpencer:


Lies!

Transformation is different from prostitution!

AD-ACN-APC have all been same people.

Dumbsky... So Failurehari was in SDP, AD, ACN?
Family / Re: Nigerian Man Proudly Shows Off His 2 Wives (pics/video) by obonujoker(m): 11:18pm On Jan 14
jumokeadele:
No healthy man is designed to sleep with one woman for six month straight

So you know more than God that created only Eve for Adam??

Man, control thyself
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by obonujoker(m): 8:49pm On Jan 14
Hala Madrid cool cool cool

Xavi or Osama Bin Hag... Who go chop sack first😂?

Both coaches turned great clubs to joke 🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by obonujoker(m): 8:47pm On Jan 14
Xavi or Osama bin hag...

Who go first chop sack 😂?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona Super Cup Final (4 - 1) On 14th January 2024 by obonujoker(m): 8:46pm On Jan 14
Xavi or TenHag, who go first chop sack 😂

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona Super Cup Final (4 - 1) On 14th January 2024 by obonujoker(m): 8:46pm On Jan 14
Hala Madrid cool

A proper club

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 2) On 14th January 2024 by obonujoker(m): 7:17pm On Jan 14
Judolisco:
we dey talk recent individual success u dey shift post up and down

This is what makes Man utd a great club... It's past
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 2) On 14th January 2024 by obonujoker(m): 7:16pm On Jan 14
Kudducini:
But this ain't a club achievement its individual

It's also club acheivement.... Being the club he won all these...

It's a record for the club

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 2) On 14th January 2024 by obonujoker(m): 7:11pm On Jan 14
Judolisco:
wetin bdis for goodness sake... Who was d ballon d'or winner in 2001?

Liverpool na your club??

Ok better still show us any Club that it's player has won this before,past or present.... 😂

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by obonujoker(m): 7:02pm On Jan 14
Watching the two teams you notice a pattern in what Ange Postecoglu and Tottenham are doing. They have a game plan and a pattern of play. Manchester United on the other hand despite being the home team have no pattern of play or any game plan. Ten Hang is living on borrowed time.

@Dantedasz
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by obonujoker(m): 6:59pm On Jan 14
Seems Rashford dey play against his coach

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