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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by obonujoker(m): 12:04am
Keep swearing for and abusing Una German No 1

He will keep conceding, instead of praying for him 😂😹
Politics / Re: How Much Will A LETTER OF ADMINISTRATION Cost Me? by obonujoker(m): 5:57pm On Sep 19
I can give you my contact .. she did mine. She'd help you do all in all ..

You'd pay 10% of the monies you are declaring or so...

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Politics / Re: DID YOU KNOW? The ₦70k Minimum Wage In Nigeria Is Compulsory For All Employers by obonujoker(m): 5:54pm On Sep 19
Shey Iya basira canteen wan pay 70k per work to omo ise??

🙂
Business / Re: Lagos Seals Popular Idera Market In Oshodi by obonujoker(m): 5:50pm On Sep 19
Government should force every mall to have a waste basket or barn
Politics / Re: There Will Be Jail Time For Employers Who Don't Pay New Minimum Wage - FG by obonujoker(m): 1:58pm On Sep 19
Neduzoma123456:

100 students pay 30k = 3,000,000
10 teachers gets 70k = 700,000

10 students per Teacher (very realistic, don't argue)

A term is usually 3 months...School fees is paid once...Total monthly salary of teachers would be 700,000 x 3 months..that gives us = 2,100,000

What stops schools from applying this.

They will claim yeye expenses...but pls note...school of 30k isn't doing much expenses.

it just pure wickedness...most School owners and Business owners in Nigeria are cruel...SIMPLE... They only want to use you dry.

Hmmm... This is true...

Bro, you calculated this thing well

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Uses Asake’s ‘Active’ In Latest Instagram Post by obonujoker(m): 10:51am On Sep 19
[/quote][quote author=Brushstrokes20 post=132065139]Thumbs up omoluabi 👍👍✅✅
Politics / Re: There Will Be Jail Time For Employers Who Don't Pay New Minimum Wage - FG by obonujoker(m): 9:58am On Sep 19
1stDoggystyle:
All those secondary schools paying 30k for graduates will smell pepper angry

So school wey dey collect 30k school fees go pay you 70k??

Reason now bro
Religion / These Unbelieving Generation Will Mock These Miracles In The Bible by obonujoker(m): 11:01pm On Sep 18
These few days, we've seen the internet aghast with testimonies and wonderful miracles God is doing in the Lord Chosen Church... However instead of people to praise God who does all these, they rather make a Mockery and abuse these miracles

Now let's take a look at some biblical miracles, these generation would have made a mockery of..

1. Jesus turning Water to Wine (John 2:1-11)

2. Shedrach, Meshach and Abednego saved from the fiery furnace (Daniel 3)

3. Elisha Using wood to float an Iron Axe Head in the river (2 Kings 6:1-7)

4. Jesus raising Lazarus from the Dead (John 11:38-44)

5. Paul not affected by Viper's bite (Acts 28:3)

6. Jesus Feeding 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and two fishes (Matt 14:13-21)

7. Moses Dividing the Red Sea with his walking rod (Exodus 14:21-29)

8. Peter Walking on Water with Jesus (Matt 14;30-33)

9. Daniel in the Lion's Den (Daniel 6)

10. Sarah conceiving a Child at grandmother age (Gen 21:1-cool

And many more miracles ....

Now my question to these wicked, ungodly and unbelieving generation, is anything too hard for God to do? (Jeremiah 32:27)

Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today and Forever (Hebrew 13:cool, and He promised us that we would do more than He did (John 14:12).

May God grant us wisdom... Chosen is blessed
Religion / Re: Why Pastor Lazarus Muoka Didn't Heal His Wife ? Or Raise His Wife From Death ? by obonujoker(m): 10:39pm On Sep 18
Many of youse are so blind.

So God the creator of heaven and earth... What is impossible for him to do??

Also, you should know, if you are a Christian, that you must suffer much persecution and tribulation to enter the kingdom of God...

Sometimes God allows somethings to happen to save your soul.

And finally, physical death is not the end of the soul... Where the soul goes is what matters??

Stop castigating the Chosen, the more you do, the more you advertise the wonder working God

Shalom
Religion / Re: Why Pastor Lazarus Muoka Didn't Heal His Wife ? Or Raise His Wife From Death ? by obonujoker(m): 10:38pm On Sep 18
EnemyofGod3:
When i watch some of these testimonies, i can’t help but laugh because that’s exactly the kind of thing their members love to hear. It’s mind boggling that such absurdities can only thrive in a country with a broken system. The lack of critical thinking in Nigeria is evident in these so called testimonies. What’s more disturbing is that these stories reflect who we are as a people the way we operate, the things we accept, everything about it feels abnormal.

The most frustrating part is that we have educated people doctor, professors, engineers, lawyers sitting there and taking this nonsense seriously. You start to wonder how a country can develop when millions of its citizens are caught up in this irrationality. Religion, instead of being a force for good, has become a tool of manipulation, holding us back from progress. The damage is profound, and it’s no surprise that, in such an environment, real development becomes nearly impossible when critical thinking is sacrificed at the altar of blind faith.😂

How can you be so blind?
Crime / Re: US Prosecutors Seek Sean "Diddy" Combs’ Incarceration, by obonujoker(m): 10:37pm On Sep 18
Namaster:
This guy is worth $800 Million. That's enough money to live like a KING anywhere in the world.

Instead, he CHOSE to be a PEDOPHILE and a sex trafficker.
He had the money to do ANYTHING he wanted and he chose to do the most HEINOUS thing imaginable.

Stupid!

It ALMOST seems like there is a DEMON that possesses wealthy and powerful men to become PEDOPHILES and sexual deviants.

They have EVERYTHING they want in life and get away with practically EVERY crime. They become BORED.

Only thing that excites them is raping CHILDREN.

The pattern is OBVIOUS and DISTURBING!

R Kelly, Prince Andrew, Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump, Andrew Tate and this guy are some rich and powerful people who choose to become PEDOPHILES, RAPISTS and/or sexual deviants.

Very disturbing!

This guy is LIKELY going to "commit suicide" in prison like Epstein 'cause he had "clients" too.

Any money or fortune you make without Jesus Christ will likely end in destruction, and probably send the soul to hell

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Inter Milan: UCL (0 - 0) On 18th September 2024 by obonujoker(m): 10:01pm On Sep 18
Gbaland and Poden against Big teams in superleague

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by obonujoker(m): 6:47pm On Sep 18
"Sir i want to go show Lamine Yamal how to score UCL goal"

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by obonujoker(m): 6:41pm On Sep 18
So what Mourinho said about Antony Martial turned out to be true 😎
Health / Re: Blindsight: Elon Musk Invents A Device That Will Enable The Blind To See by obonujoker(m): 5:45pm On Sep 18
Hussein035:


DON'T PROVOKE ME

IF YOU BELIEVE ALL THOSE LIES CALLED MIRACLES YOU MUST BE AN ANIMAL

JESUS SAID HE IS A MESSENGER OF GOD AND THROUGH GOD HE DID MIRACLES, SO MIRACLES HAVE GONE WITH JESUS

STOP DECEIVING STUPID NIGERIANS

May God heal you, and bring you to the knowledge of truth
Politics / Re: Imagine If Its Someone From Other Tribe Is A President. by obonujoker(m): 2:35pm On Sep 18
Yorubas would have entered the street

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Health / Re: Blindsight: Elon Musk Invents A Device That Will Enable The Blind To See by obonujoker(m): 2:33pm On Sep 18
Dickson178:
Good! And they're busy giving fake testimony in "Lord chosen church" . All these men of God don't foresee something like this to invent?

How can you say the miracle of God is fake??

What's your problem?
Health / Re: Blindsight: Elon Musk Invents A Device That Will Enable The Blind To See by obonujoker(m): 2:33pm On Sep 18
Lol...

Everything for the beast system is getting set.

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Politics / Does Current Fuel Price Tally With Average Income Of Nigerians by obonujoker(m): 5:39am On Sep 18
Current fuel prices per liter in 3 countries:

1. United States: $0.95 (N1577)
2. Luxembourg: €1.432 (N2599)
3. Nigeria: N1019

Average monthly net income in 3 countries:

1. United States: $4531 (N7,521,460)
2. Luxembourg: €5860 (N10,635,900)
3. Nigeria: N82000

How many liters of fuel per monthly income:

1. United States: $4531/$0.95 = 4769 liters
2. Luxembourg: €5860/€1.432 = 4092 liters
3. Nigeria: N82000/N1019 = 80 liters

To my fellow Nigerians reading this, the above is called poverty


https://x.com/DreadHound0/status/1835968984685916211?t=7Zte7JV71CNDS1nP3zHnbw&s=19

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Religion / Re: The Lord's Chosen, Even The God Of Chosen Is Coming To Abuja This Weekend by obonujoker(m): 10:59pm On Sep 17
Great

Many sinners will be turned to Christ and receive salvation for their souls

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by obonujoker(m): 9:18pm On Sep 17
Garnacho shut everyone up

The best young player in the world.

No one comes close
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Barnsley: EFL CUP (7 - 0) On 17th September 2024 by obonujoker(m): 7:17pm On Sep 17
People they play UCL... We dey play Caraboa
Health / Re: I Contracted HIV 1st Time I Stepped Outside Of My Marriage - Man Says (video) by obonujoker(m): 7:17pm On Sep 17
Good for you.

Don't cheat on your wife.. stop adultery

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Politics / Re: Over 3,000 Lagos Community Residents In Distress, Rendered Homeless by obonujoker(m): 6:26pm On Sep 17
😂

This emilokan APC government...

Keep voting them if you like o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by obonujoker(m): 6:23pm On Sep 17
Derumklala12:

Better pray you beat them oh.. cuz the way una be any thing dead or alive fit flog unA 🙆

Don't worry..

Very soon... We will get back to glory days
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by obonujoker(m): 2:58pm On Sep 17
Derumklala12:
Where this obonujoker
So ucl dey today but man UTD dey play Barnsley for carabao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Na Erik Bin Laden I blame bro...
Religion / Re: The Scars Of True Believers Of Christ by obonujoker(m): 11:10pm On Sep 16
Believers with understanding don't pay attention to the noise of carnal people.

Actually believers pray for the repentance of the populace

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Politics / Re: Parents Protest At Lagos Model College, Eva Adelaja School, Over Fees Hike by obonujoker(m): 8:16pm On Sep 16
Yampotatocarrot:
If we work with the analogy given by the chairman of the parent's forum, then government is right to increase the fee

Saying that something they did for Bleep amount before, they now want to do for YYY amount, Mr. Chairman, are the price of the things in the market the same?

Are you telling us the same amount you spend to take care of your household few months back is the same amount you spend now?

And his hypocrisy was seen in his declaration that the increase is from "corrupt elements in the ministry"... No, it's from the government as a result of the inflation due to policies brought by the Tinubu administration... But he wonderfully excluded all that, and now wants to blame the principals and corrupt elements in the ministry... How supposedly educated people can twist narratives just to avoid calling out culprits is wonderful

Mr. Chairman, your child must not go to model school or LASG boarding school, if the fee is too much, remove your child, carry am go another school wey cheap... LASG has even tried for them sef, they've been paying just #35,000 all these months with the inflation... And if their children are not being fed well, na them go run come social media dey talk anyhow... School wey many of them even bribed their ways to put their children there ...

Let them visit Government College, Lafia in Nasarawa state and see how those students are feeding under "free education"... Na that kind one they want? Eating once a day (Koko and biscuit), then the students foraging the bush for sticks to light firewood to cook whatever they brought from home for the remaining meals of the day

[/b]Abeg, government shouldn't budge, if you can't afford it, take your child away, let those that can afford it take your place... There are other schools to take your child to[b]

Is 35000 to 100000k not too much?
Religion / Re: Pastor Lazarus Muoka Buries His Wife, Joy Muoka by obonujoker(m): 7:45pm On Sep 16
alobright17:
you’ve given example of same thing before and I said I’m not talking about him raising himself, if the Bible told you Jesus raised the dead what is stopping your pastor from raising his own wives ?


Is only mugu will believe bible stories anyways .

It is God that does the miracle, not pastor or any person.

God only uses willing human beings to do his wonderful works...
Religion / Re: List Of The Sins Listed In The Bible That Can Lead To Hell Fire by obonujoker(m): 6:09pm On Sep 16
Shimran:


A mere wishes and claims. Prove it from your sacred/Holy book, Bible .

I got no problem Jesus being called son of God as others were also Called, cos we have tons of sons of God in the Bible.

Revelation 22:13 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
22:14 Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
22:16 I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star.

ANOTHER PASSAGE FOR YOU

Revelation 1:10 I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet,
1:11 Saying, I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last: and, What thou seest, write in a book, and send it unto the seven churches which are in Asia; unto Ephesus, and unto Smyrna, and unto Pergamos, and unto Thyatira, and unto Sardis, and unto Philadelphia, and unto Laodicea. 1:12 And I turned to see the voice that spake with me. And being turned, I saw seven golden candlesticks;
1:13 And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle.
1:14 His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;
1:15 And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters.
1:16 And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength.
1:17 And when I saw him, I fell at his feet as dead. And he laid his right hand upon me, saying unto me, Fear not; I am the first and the last:
1:18 I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death.


All these scripture show you that Jesus is God the Son.

Without Jesus, you cannot meet God.

Mohammad regretted of not following Jesus, the only way to God.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
14:7 If ye had known me, ye should have known my Father also: and from henceforth ye know him, and have seen him.
Religion / Re: List Of The Sins Listed In The Bible That Can Lead To Hell Fire by obonujoker(m): 5:33pm On Sep 16
Shimran:


Give a proof for your mere claim man.

Answer my question: where did Jesus said he's God in your Bible? I can show evidence where he said he's not God.

Jesus is God the Son, not God the Father.

God has given everything He created into the hands of Jesus Christ.

You are Jesus Christ, you see God.
Religion / Re: Evil Man And Family Wiped Out After Forcefully Taking Land Property of A CHOSEN by obonujoker(m): 5:23pm On Sep 16
Thank you Bro.

More of this testimonies...

God has used the arrow the Devil threw to advertise His church and increase salvation of souls

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