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Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious! Categories Of Students You Will Find During Night Classes In Campus by obsoft(op): 12:59pm On Aug 12, 2017
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CelebritiesHilarious!! Categories Of Students You Will Find During Night Classes In Campus by obsoft(op): 12:53pm On Aug 12, 2017
If you are, or have been a student in Nigerian tertiary institutions, then you must have come cross any of these kinds of people in night classes.
The following are the different categories of people you will meet in night classes in our various higher institution.

1. Customer care agents
this category of people will keep on receiving calls from the time they came to class till they sleep off. If you sit beside them "sorry" and it is more among ladies.

2. The lookers:

This category of people will make sure that they look at any slightest movement around them. If they ever see a beautiful/handsome girl/guy then they will never cease catching a glimpse at her/him. You
will even wonder if these people actually came to study or to observe others study.

3. The late comers:

This is common among girls. When you get to class from 6-9pm, you will discover that the class is almost empty. They are waiting till 11:30 when their presence will be noticed.

4. The preachers:
I am sure this set of people annoy every reader in that class but nobody could pick the courage to talk to them because nobody wants to be tagged enemy of God's word. The worst part is that these preachers come to preach when they are tired of reading and want to stretch themselves.

5. The itinerant readers:

They are people who move in and out of the reading room every ten minutes. Sometimes you see them walking about the corridors. In an extreme cases they can read in four to six different classes in a night.

6. The unarmed robbers:

Yes I call them unarmed because they look very innocent when they are reading beside you waiting for the operation time. They steal things like phones, reading lamp, purse/wallet, laptops, wrist-watches, textbooks etc depending on the person's level of expertise and............... grin
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Jokes EtcHilarious! Categories Of Students You Will Find During Night Classes In Campus by obsoft(op): 12:46pm On Aug 12, 2017
If you are, or have been a student in Nigerian tertiary institutions, then you must have come cross any of these kinds of people in night classes.
The following are the different categories of people you will meet in night classes in our various higher institution.

1. Customer care agents
this category of people will keep on receiving calls from the time they came to class till they sleep off. If you sit beside them "sorry" and it is more among ladies.

2. The lookers:

This category of people will make sure that they look at any slightest movement around them. If they ever see a beautiful/handsome girl/guy then they will never cease catching a glimpse at her/him. You
will even wonder if these people actually came to study or to observe others study.

3. The late comers:

This is common among girls. When you get to class from 6-9pm, you will discover that the class is almost empty. They are waiting till 11:30 when their presence will be noticed.

4. The preachers:
I am sure this set of people annoy every reader in that class but nobody could pick the courage to talk to them because nobody wants to be tagged enemy of God's word. The worst part is that these preachers come to preach when they are tired of reading and want to stretch themselves.

5. The itinerant readers:

They are people who move in and out of the reading room every ten minutes. Sometimes you see them walking about the corridors. In an extreme cases they can read in four to six different classes in a night.

6. The unarmed robbers:

Yes I call them unarmed because they look very innocent when they are reading beside you waiting for the operation time. They steal things like phones, reading lamp, purse/wallet, laptops, wrist-watches, textbooks etc depending on the person's level of expertise and............... grin
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CelebritiesOMG: How My Gateman Set My Range Rover Sport On Fire! Nollywood Actress by obsoft(op): 2:10pm On Oct 22, 2016
Nollywood actress Susan Peters narrates how her careless gateman set fire on her car, a black Range Rover Sport in Lagos. shocked

According to her, ‘The enemies have failed again. Thank God for my life. This is what happens when you have a lazy gateman, he was putting fuel in a generator while on and it exploded and caught my car. What stopped him from putting the generator off before putting the fuel? I was lucky we were able to put it off otherwise the fuel tank would have exploded. It is well. No one should put fuel while an engine or generator is running, this gateman was lucky to escape he would have been completely burnt’.

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CelebritiesMTV Emas 2016: Wizkid, Olamide Goes Head To Head With Other African Stars by obsoft(op): 12:59pm On Oct 01, 2016
Olamide and Wizkid are the only Nigerians on the 2016 MTV European Music Awards' Best African Act nominees list.

As year-end award ceremonies come thick and fast, Wizkid continues to feature on every nominees list – which comes as no surprise.

Again, Starboy has been acknowledged for his phenomenal year by getting nominated in the forthcoming 2016 MTV EMAs – a European version of MTV Africa Music Award (MAMA). cool
The award ceremony will be broadcast live around the world from Rotterdam, Netherlands on Sunday,
November 6.
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CelebritiesNicki Minaj & Meek Mill Set To Get Married This Week by obsoft(op): 7:55pm On Oct 20, 2015
Could wedding bells finally be ringing for Nicki Minaj and Meek Mill?! The lovebirds are set to walk down the aisle in New York City on Oct. 21

A family member of one of Nicki’s closest friendly allegedly dropped the bomb that the stars are tying the knot in New York City on Oct. 21, according to MediaTakeOut.com
The details of the ceremony are being kept completely on the DL, But we're told that ALL of Nicki's family are being holed up at the WALDORF ASTORIA in New York City on Tuesday night, and Meek's family is being flown in too.

If this does turn out to be true, we’re so excited for the happily-in-love couple! Of course, there’s been tons of rumors surrounding this relationship — from breakups to pregnancy speculation — so we’re going to take it with a grain of salt for now!Congrats to Meek and Nicki

Congrats to Meek and Nicki!!

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CelebritiesTwitter Set To Lay Off 336 Workers(a Must Read) by obsoft(op): 9:18am On Oct 14, 2015
Co-founder and CEO of Twitter Jack Dorsey has announced plans to lay off 336 workers from the tech company.
The social network site currently has 4,100 employees and will be shedding off 8.2 percent of its workforce (336 workers). Jack broke the news to his employees via an email with the subject ‘A More Focused Twitter‘ where he explained that engineers and product teams would have to endure most of the cuts....

In his words, ‘We are moving forward with a restructuring of our workforce so we can put our company on a stronger path to grow. Emails like this are usually riddled with corporate speak so I’m going to give it to you straight. So we have made an extremely tough decision: we plan to part ways with up to 336 people from across the company. We are doing this with the utmost respect for each and every person. Twitter will go to great lengths to take care of each individual by providing generous exit packages and help finding a new job’....

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CelebritiesMeet World's Luckiest Woman Who Won 1million Pounds, Betting With Just 20pounds by obsoft(op): 4:57pm On Oct 13, 2015
A teenager who netted £1million on the Lotto aged just 17 has been dubbed Scotland's luckiest after bagging even more cash from a bookies.
Scotland's luckiest woman, Jane Park won 1 million pounds in a football betting game.
Jane won the Lotto after buying her first ever ticket. Since getting lucky, Jane who featured in a Channel Four documentary has done a boob job and botox procedure.
The lucky girl who has always been lucky with her betting is surprising people how possible she could have made such a perfect prediction.

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CelebritiesShocking!! Check Out These Celebrities Without Their Makeups On by obsoft(op): 4:57pm On Oct 12, 2015
Ghana actress and producer, Yvonne Nelson has confessed that herself and Ghanaian singer Becca look horrible without makeups on.

The actress revealed this in an interview with Ghana’s Bryte FM, after a press conference ahead of her movie, ‘If Tomorrow Never Comes

‘I and Becca look ugly without make-ups and high heels.’she said

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CelebritiesKourtney Kardashian Finally Ends Relationship With Scott Disick by obsoft(op): 4:13pm On Oct 12, 2015
The mother of three broke down in tears on Sunday’s season finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians after photos emerged of Scott smooching another woman.
Kourtney has been calm all the way until she was alone with Kim, but then she dissolved into unexpected sobbing. ‘I’m literally on the verge of a mental breakdown,’ she cried desperately.

‘I’ve worked so hard to keep this family together, it makes me sad for the kids,’ wept Kourtney. ‘I could never rely on him, or depend on him for one single thing and I don’t want to show my kids that that’s OK,’ she cried.

Kourtney admitted that she was going to end things with Scott, ‘forever’.... cry

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CelebritiesDiamond Platnumz Emerge Winner At AFRIMMA 2015 by obsoft(op): 3:14pm On Oct 11, 2015
Tanzanian music sensation, Diamond Platnumz has emerged biggest winner at the just concluded African Muzik Magazine Awards which was held last night in Dallas, Texas.

The father of one won in 3 different categories. Diamond beat others to walk away with Best Dance Video, Best Male East Africa and the biggest award of the night, Artiste of the Year beating Flavour, Davido, Wizkid, Cassper Nyovest.

‘I really don’t know what to say,’ the overwhelmed musician posted on Instagram moments ago.... cry

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CelebritiesDiamond Platnumz Emerge Winner At AFRIMMA 2015 by obsoft(op): 3:08pm On Oct 11, 2015
Tanzanian music sensation, Diamond Platnumz has emerged biggest winner at the just concluded African Muzik Magazine Awards which was held last night in Dallas, Texas.

The father of one won in 3 different categories. Diamond beat others to walk away with Best Dance Video, Best Male East Africa and the biggest award of the night, Artiste of the Year beating Flavour, Davido, Wizkid, Cassper Nyovest.

‘I really don’t know what to say,’ the overwhelmed musician posted on Instagram moments ago.... cry

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CelebritiesDiamond Platnumz Emerge Winner At AFRIMMA 2015 by obsoft(op): 3:03pm On Oct 11, 2015
Tanzanian music sensation, Diamond Platnumz has emerged biggest winner at the just concluded African Muzik Magazine Awards which was held last night in Dallas, Texas.

The father of one won in 3 different categories. Diamond beat others to walk away with Best Dance Video, Best Male East Africa and the biggest award of the night, Artiste of the Year beating Flavour, Davido, Wizkid, Cassper Nyovest.

‘I really don’t know what to say,’ the overwhelmed musician posted on Instagram moments ago....

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Jokes EtcCheck Out This!! The Most Awkward Moment Of Your Life by obsoft(op): 10:09pm On Oct 06, 2015
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper.

After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.

Bill said to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting.

I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way.

At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
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CelebritiesSee The Devilish Head Tattoo Unveiled By Benji Madden(photos) by obsoft(op): 9:22pm On Oct 06, 2015
Benji Madden an American songwriter, and producer took his love of skin symbols a bit farther on Saturday, as he debuted a massive drawing of multiple tattoos on his his shaved head during a date night with his 43-year-old wife at The Nice Guy in West Hollywood, California.

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CelebritiesYemi Alade Announces Launch Of New Fashion Collection by obsoft(op): 9:42pm On Oct 05, 2015
The award winning singer Yemi Alade and online jewelry retailer, Bland2Glam, will launch the first ever ‘Yemi Alade Collection’ at the Civic Centre in Lagos.(On November 5, 2015)
The collection is an exclusive range of exotic costume jewelry inspired by the career and personality of Yemi Alade.

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CelebritiesFlavour, Akon, Awilo, French Montana To Perform At Dance Afrique Dubai Concert by obsoft(op): 8:28am On Sep 30, 2015
Nigerian star Flavour will be performing alongside Akon, Awilo Longomba and French Montana at Afrobeat Music concert ‘Dance Afrique’ in Duba, on Thursday.

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CelebritiesFlavour, Akon, Awilo, French Montana To Perform At Dance Afrique Dubai Concert by obsoft(op): 8:13am On Sep 30, 2015
Nigerian star Flavour will be performing alongside Akon, Awilo Longomba and French Montana at Afrobeat Music concert ‘Dance Afrique’ in Duba, on Thursday.

See full Details===>http://www.easeblaze..com.ng/2015/09/celebrity-flavour-akon-awilo-french.html#more

CelebritiesPopular Yoruba Actress, Bimbo Thomas Is A Year Older Today... by obsoft(op): 9:19pm On Sep 29, 2015
Nollywood actress, Bimbo Thomas is a year older today, Tuesday, September 29, 2015. The talented actress, who grew up on Lagos Island, attended the University of Lagos, where she studied Theater Arts.
Some of her movies are[b] Omo Ghetto[/b], Afun Aye, Eruku Nla and Opolo.

Join us in wishing her a happy birthday....

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CelebritiesCaitlyn Jenner's Ex-wife Finds It 'strange To See Her As The Father Of Her Kids by obsoft(op): 1:18pm On Sep 28, 2015
Caitlyn Jenner's ex-wife Linda Thompson finds it "strange to see this beautiful woman" as the father of her children, she insisted she has always been "totally supportive" and has known of her feelings for three decades.
She added: "I felt terrible for her 30 years ago that she couldn't really fully express who she really was.

"So I've always been in support of her being who she needed to be. And who she rightfully should be.

"I think the world is kinder now than it was 30 years ago and certainly more educated. This is not a choice. This is how we're born."

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