₦airaland Forum

Carlosein:
where your inlaw come from (she fit be my sister)!

Na he no b she.
Infact i can't pronounce the place, i fit bite my tongue  

Carlosein:
who teach u you try no be small.

shey any body no break leg for the scramble sha

viee me and you go jam later you hia make you de support bad thing

u 4get sey my in-law na edo.

Wo viee if e try any funny thing report kiakia

Carlosein:
me no worry if nobody post pix here afterall na for una benefit

but since ebos don talk about pix we must to all obey the clarion call

POST YOUR TRUE PIX NOT PETALS!

come come come wetin u mean

u wan tell me sey u no see my pix?

Carlosein:
as typical edo man i no dey slack shey una see say i no promise heaven on earth to put my pix today but i go post am sake of say i be correct bobo.

now make una ready: on your marks, set, ready, GO CHECK OUT MY PROFILE

see scramble

BOKIA o
the scrambling no b small as if u know.  But i know see ur eyes o, na nose i see o   Edo men dey always dey dark, but i come wonder y my sister husband come dey fair  

make u ask viee wether she see my pix, real picture no b half o wey u and ebos post

Carlosein:
chai this igbo people. make una dey try naa

viee wey your pix now

wetin igbo people do, infact i go sheera for you here o  

Come sef wetin u dey disturb viee for pix   abi u never see her b4? Abi her physicall self wey u see go differen from her pix?

Carlosein:
oby, i see your mouth, your ear, your nose and your eyes but i no understand when i put them all togeda, i get flower . shey na you be that

Thank God sey u see am, but if u add am together get flower, well i know no abt that o
Carlosein wey ur own? where u come from ur pix which one u come dey inside  

viee:
yes, so i go send am


Oga Pamperme tell us where your from jo!


lol
u can ask me to describe her
for small fee ie

i wonder y e dey dorge that side I guess na ibo man, e b like sey i dey see dat xteristics small

nah, we still dey negotiate the contract
u wont wait for 168 na
haba! u be my amble PA na

Na u talk am, so i dey wait

Pamperme, na only lashes God give u   even d lashes sef we never see, so when r u postg d lashes?

yeah! hv added u to my list

Pamperme:
mba o, me am not from that place o _{too much drugs rape etc}
i wil post  my lashes  in my profile soon.

Just tell me how we wan use lashes know u?

ok o, i go wait even if na till 168hrs or more than according to ebos  Shey e don disappear into thin air  

yes o. use this: obynezz

viee:
far far beta than Ebos!
for Ebos na only my teeth i go post for am



yes ooo

So i'm free then so can u post ur own now?

hope u saw my pix on a serious note, i posted it

  fine mornin 2u viee.
infact check my profile, i will b showing to anyone who wants to see it, but its not full o, one eye, half mouth, half nose, one ear.  shey i try now  better than ebos

Today's Saint

St. Francis de Sales (1567-1622)


Francis was destined by his father to be a lawyer so that the young man could eventually take his elder’s place as a senator from the province of Savoy in France. For this reason Francis was sent to Padua to study law. After receiving his doctorate, he returned home and, in due time, told his parents he wished to enter the priesthood. His father strongly opposed Francis in this, and only after much patient persuasiveness on the part of the gentle Francis did his father finally consent. Francis was ordained and elected provost of the Diocese of Geneva, then a center for Calvinists. Francis set out to convert them, especially in the district of Chablais. By preaching and distributing the little pamphlets he wrote to explain true Catholic doctrine, he had remarkable success.

At 35 he became bishop of Geneva. While administering his diocese he continued to preach, hear confessions and catechize the children. His gentle character was a great asset in winning souls. He practiced his own axiom, “A spoonful of honey attracts more flies than a barrelful of vinegar.”

Besides his two well-known books, the Introduction to the Devout Life and A Treatise on the Love of God, he wrote many pamphlets and carried on a vast correspondence. For his writings, he has been named patron of the Catholic Press. His writings, filled with his characteristic gentle spirit, are addressed to lay people. He wants to make them understand that they too are called to be saints. As he wrote in The Introduction to the Devout Life: “It is an error, or rather a heresy, to say devotion is incompatible with the life of a soldier, a tradesman, a prince, or a married woman, It has happened that many have lost perfection in the desert who had preserved it in the world. ”

In spite of his busy and comparatively short life, he had time to collaborate with another saint, Jane Frances de Chantal, in the work of establishing the Sisters of the Visitation. These women were to practice the virtues exemplified in Mary’s visit to Elizabeth: humility, piety and mutual charity. They at first engaged to a limited degree in works of mercy for the poor and the sick. Today, while some communities conduct schools, others live a strictly contemplative life.

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Francis tells us: “The person who possesses Christian meekness is affectionate and tender towards everyone: he is disposed to forgive and excuse the frailties of others; the goodness of his heart appears in a sweet affability that influences his words and actions, presents every object to his view in the most charitable and pleasing light.”

Pamperme:
First to come this morning. Anyway good morning to you all.

I hope work no go kill me today sha!. Just thought i should pop in to say good morning before the up and down start.
You guys should have a lovely day.

Glory to Jesus

Honour to Mary

Work no go kill you my brother, you do well pop in and make sure u still go on popping in and tell us your state or are you from South Africa?

Thank God sey u b man. Like sey u b woman I for sey maybe u wan go fix your eyelashes like some girls wey i dey see for street 

me i am not frm anambra and not frm enugu but i fine d4 which state i come frm (na my state all the fine bobos them com frm )

e bi like sey your state shit for gutter wey u no wan disclose am

im frm Anambra

sister mi, abeg gv me five   na him u kom dey hide am since?

and thats where u get all d fyn guys and chicks

I no gree o for that wan, Enugu state na ebe ano state, we get so many nice things for my state, no debate abt that wan abeg.  Ka chineke mezi okwu.

Viee i think i hv to go home now, i not sure i can make it to mass today.

wrong

Which state then or are you not proud of your state?  I must confess i love my state, so i hv to flunt it to whom ever that cares to know.  Afterall we no shit put for gutter  even though we shit nko na only us dey shit?

Oby which state are u frm?

Enugu state the coal city

Lawyer, u no tell us which place u come frm oo which tribe dey get fyn men sef?

I wonder o, na Enugu state u go get that kind person   i mean nam o

not now but soon dnt trust me sha i didnt say that

viee i no trust u here o

i fit guess; lawyer na Akwa ibom, viee na delta, carlosein na Kogi ehm pamperme Ado Ekiti

proudly ibo girl, no coma no go slow

Okocha and Ronaldino don enter oooo
em erm did u say u be Ibo girl just as Ebos na Ibo man?

just trust me to do wht i say i will do.  I don't say wht i will not do, thats me  

i go post my own full

when? now? waiting anxiously

viee:
koolllllllllllllllll
abeg no do us Maradona lik Ebos
erm erm erm, are we still talkn about nose and teeth abi na d real deal?

beta start calling me 'GRAND MA'  

brother, shebi them talk say in Rome mak we do as Romans, if na Achara soup go make Ebos marry
make we follow am go
but i hear say that one na delicacy oo

2mrw morning will decide what i will post, my spirit might tell me to post all and i will do exactly that  

Ok, GRAND MAMA.  Till when i see your pix

Infact viee u know d real thing achara soup na ebe ano  ^{no mind me o i never eat once o}, but i dey hear about am, may b na that ebos day i go taste am

he don commot am ooo

Lawyer why now  

ok, i don repent
since oga Lawyer don command us to post our pix, i go post am

I dey wait too o. Dont worry i go post as early as 8am

Viee u dey dorge this question mark 67?

Carlosein:
ebos shey no be people wey make you lose money be this again?

okay o no say i no warn you o.

people make una leave ebos alone make hin make money and come marry make we chop rice and stew o

yes o   me too wan eat Achara soup because i no sey ebos no go fail to cook am as igbo man concern  

lawyer:
Who you de yab say e fine, carlosein, u don start again o! oh i forgot, voltron fine well well!

Viee or am i mistaken that its not voltron your talking of?

Oby why una de use me laugh with my picture, if to say i remember say i post my picture there before, i for don remove am tay tay!, na only me don fall mugu for una and all of una no even post any picture of una sef, even goat picture for your profile for still betta, so i don sharp up sef comot my own, lol, meanwhile no bite my head o!

shuo fine man like u, na him i wan laugh? who tell u say u fall mugu, don't worry first tin in d morning my pix go appear.
but i mean am, no even tink of removng that pix  

That's why u b lawyer, una sabi talk true  

Carlosein:
where d ebos sef abi him don begin d sabbathical hin de talk about?

Ebos dey wait when him and carlosein go dey in private make him show his mouth  

Carlosein tnx for leaking d secret, i didn't knw law has his pix on his profile.

Law law, u b really lawyer of wisdom, because i saw d evidence of d wisdom, _{ask me wetin i see now}.  ^{Your white bear bear}  

No just touch dat pix because i go bite ur hand if u remove am  

viee:
glad u like it, i started readin it and just cldnt stop
it was so incisive aand apt


chei!


LOL
Oby u no go kill me for hia

wey Ebos dey sef na im start all this oo

wetin Lawyer and pamperme go post for us sef?

Infact is on my table, just on the 5th page, very addictive.

My sister shey na ebos start all this, even the mouth no complete sef

Make we dey see wetin lawyer and pamper go post, lawyer fit b where e dey cook and pamper