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Abi, you dey mind Oby. Anything wey she like make she talk - no wahala

no mind Oby!
how can she call u of all people ripe paw paw?

So wetin de happen people? Na the obama campaign i just the watch since morning. Abeg make blackie win that presidency for once make Africa see something chop sef from America.

Meanwhile oby how u de? Long time. No worry, i never call u since. The time i go disturb u still de come no worry. Just ask viee and carlosein.

And no think say  oby u fit run for cover o! Na all of una follow yab me and i don get una time now

Ok i don land, all of una whey de run una mouth about me make una start to de line up come chop una bula-la. Infact wey that carlosein wey be una commander -in-yab? Abi them don elect am the new chairman of agbero for egbeda?

Carlosein dey well im sure
he instructed his guardian angel to work overtime
and he hapily obliged

You can see how Oby is encouraging Viee to continue with her lazy bones.   She said could not meet mass because she was overslept and you said “at least you made a move.” Haba! Where is the encouragement there?  Tomorrow she will still make a mere move.

When I was attending Legion meetings – they hated this kind of reasons and I know it is still the same today.  So, Viee wake-up!

Me, be ripe pawpaw - ok, me no fair reach like that o.  But, I fair well well no be say na pawpaw level.  Hope it's better now?

this morn, i struggled to wake up and attend Mass but by the time i got to Church, Mass was over

Saint Viee no follow yab u o
i was infact protecting u from the yabbers
but bros wait ooo, which one b u and bangers again?
haba! , even with your all body build!
my people dey call am 'akpu-obi'

ya itz been kind of quiet in here
Carlosein shld come abeg so we knw he got home safely after yrst fiasco
Ebos, u don come back sef?
u no tell us yrst
if u are in Lag, abeg let us know u are also ok

Oby sup
How work?
i have been so busy since morn
i wish itz friday

Oby how was Mass yrst?
do u attend weekday Mass in your Parish as well?

Na wah o! 3 days i no come nairaland and una don use yab finish me die! Una de yab me say i be lawyer wey de fear banger and i no get wife therefore na so so poision i go de chop since woman no de. Carlosein sef u no de fear sha! You wan sue lawyer !

thank you o jare
kai! if not to say i be your secretary, i for don employ you as my secretary to ri olowu!!

This my friend marry this very girl and one old woman come visit am and me be dey there. Na him this old woman come ask my friend wey his new wife. My friend call the girl. But when this girl come show face to this old woman, na him this woman shout uwam leeee, heavenly father ee. "This one wey dey like me na him my son go marry. Like play play, this old woman come grab my friend and said - you go kill me here today. Abi you no see all the fine fine girls wey full everywhery to marry? Na this one you go bring come for this house."

@oby,

If you gree say na me be that - then, na you talkam. no wahala but make una count me out if the babe no come dey as I want. Make the Consultant (viee hear am now).

heard o oby. i actually passed through bolade this morning and saw some form of commotion but attributed it to people resuming for work after the long hols.

i also hear iyanapaja is a no go area, so everyone around there take care o.