₦airaland Forum

does this yor petrol station has its own oil well?
just asking.

@poster, this is what i think a good joke shouldnt be, meaningless,pointless, dis engaging, unnecssary.more importantly provoking,
yes, u dey provoke.

that is what i called a good joke,
anywaz the joke is on you bro.

reverse the joke, and think for a minute the girl was dumbfounded,she now pass the fake dollar to the mallam for a debt she owed, the mallam pay the butcher for his debt, the butcher in return pay for transporting his meat to the mkt, the transporter deliver his wkly returns to his oga including the fake dolla to his boss. who was his boss?. the original guy that pay fake dolla for kitten.
wat goes round?

'@op,
try harder next tym cos u might eventually create a funny joke, its all in you , i can feel it.
but until then you can come on line, pls not b4.
you get me.

i know it sucks, i will make it up later to u guys

not a good idea, once beaten ?
save yourself the agony of creating anoda embarrasment, you know, you see.

Shaddap cheat! If we show u the joke should we also show the joke where u are

?
that exactly is tha joke.

i know you are joking ABT the 100 mill. in 18 mths idea, its do able but a very tall order i will say.
i know guys that have pumped 3x yor capital and still not there yet, some into haullaging, earth moving equipmts, properties/land,agric and what not.
the key is first of  all, to 4get the profit side and look inward into what buss, will bring you internal fulfilment/joy,
buss you will venture into, work 24 hrs without breaking a sweat and still enjoy it with smile on yor face. once you can unlock that buss. the money will roll in.
trust me on this.

can you make that yor last joke ever, y?
it aint funny, stale.

its not by force u should crack a joke,
whats funny abt yor joke? nuffing.

this joke is like drinking tea without sugar.yawwk
next pls.

funny you r laUGHING@ YOR ON JOKE. waoooh

Bin it.cant c d funny side at all. Can u pls point out the punch line in that joke?

That joke is sour like a stale milk.not funny in d slightest. Sorry.

We can t take less than two years payment dear

what arrant nonsense, can you tell us any law in the land that says you have to pay two yrs down payment?
this is what happen when there is no regulation on ground, and the one existing is flagrantly flouted by all sundries.
i beg dont come with that excuse pls.

What part 2 r u guys talking abt.
Akala berra watch his back,
mind u no gov, ever ruled oyo twice.

Tell me something about Nigeria that is worth taking serious? Everything about Nigeria from A-Z is a joke, so don't shed your crocodile tears for me. Those who kill in the dark and attend the funeral in the day light. So spare me.

with the bolded, what the fck u r doing on this Nigeria forum if one may ask considering yor position abt nija,
if Nigeria is a joke , what was yor BIAFRA THEN. ? HALLUCINATION, you bet.

some posts here are filled with nothing but unbridled hate for the Commander in chief.JEG will not step down cuz of you weaklings,rather i'd recommend he spares no expense in getting your friends,aiders & abetters arrested & tried for treason and put to death

as if.
GEJ hasnt the temerity , ability and wherewithall to do all those u r asking of him. can you push water up hill? ans. no.

@big bi,
halleluyahx3,
my man has seen the light.
waoh, thats good news.

WE SHALL MAKE NIGERIA UNGOVERNABLE",

Atiku, Babangida, Saraki, Gusau, Ciroma

(Northern Leaders Political Forum

)

if that is not  enuf for jeg to take action i personally dont know what will.

If Nigerians don't get themselves together and elect a bright, strong, tough, experienced leader, America may end up sending their folks down to Nigeria to come and get you people organized.

and i hope u r not here rooting for your guy again. no time for that now.
i agree with you thou that jonathan is a squire peg in a circle.

Can you not see the political under tone of these bombing that seem to be occuring days before the PDP presidential primary?These bombing have nothing to do with GEJ.

go home and put your thinking cap on b4 coming here.
scram.

OBJ should be remembered for this scheme.

PDP is definitely not the way to go,  They lack anything close to a vision for this country.

THAT man called OBJ will surely die a slow but painful death.

Lillyhan need to wipe that silly smug off his face and dust  that his shinny nose off, this game of politics is not for the lilly livered.
pls Jonathan get real . ppl are dieing on a daily basis not frm hunger but frm BOMBS.
PPLE ARE CRYING FOR LEADERSHIP .
search yor conscience if you r not up for it , pls MOVE OVER.

so the truth is out:

"I was not chosen to be Vice President because I had good political experience, I did not. I'm not a politician. There were a lot more qualified people around to be Vice President.” - GOODLUCK JONATHAN - 2010

the chicken is coming home to rooooooost. i am fuming right now.

STop blaming jonATHAN, THIS IS EZACTLY WAT THIS T ERRORSISTS WANT

,
who shld we blame 4 this, my mum?
the pretender to the throne mr. gej has proved beyond doubt he can not protect the lives of innocent citizen, in this country.

Jonathan MUST resign  immediately. his position is weakening  every day if not seconds.

can u guys fast fwd the debate to the nature and nuture part .cos we ve been thru all this b4.

equally do i have a friend with skye bank apart from bsc for 9ja no foreign education just security work got a job with 3.5m per annum.

so it all depends on the posters bargaining power. 2m is possible depending on your area of expertise

the gripe here is that yor 3.5 mil per annum equate to 292k monthly. prob. 300k . yor 7.5 mill. is 625k a month. get the maths.\?
but the op is asking for 2 mill. a month

Becomrich . . . for the simple reason that all of you think he's nuts. He's just a bad communicator is all. But he has a lot of sound ideas

cant say nah to that.