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@ALEX. Now wen we don discover say na woman be your next of kin, i want make u 4get the gala talk. See, i get plan for you (whisper it into his ear) abeg, marry my grand mama. She go take care of you throughout your stay in school. Imhomoh granny nor want go polygamous marriage. We for just give you join. I no say your mind dey joli like sugar now oo

The Great UNIVERSITY OF BENIN

Thank you chano for coming to my rescue. He has the plan to finish me before. Please give him those things you mentioned so that he will remove the long rope from my waist.

Thank you chano for coming to my rescue. He has the plan to finish me before. Please give him those things you mentioned so that he will remove the long rope from my waist.

@alex, There was civil war in Nigeria in 1967. Crashing your lapi can not lead to war since you have imhomoh as your consultant in women affair. Please imhomoh, keep up the good work. Alex, remember that when you sin, you should think of HELL

@alex. See u, you want to refrain or exonerate yourself by giving your name to another person (Oke) we (Oke, imhomoh and odisco ) are from south south, the centre of militancy. Edo State is known for her Heart beat. No wonder Edo are afraid of deltans.

@Oke. Alex can not yarb you and leave him untouch. I'm watching what you will do to him. If you what to do it, invite me please.

@Oke. What imhomoh told you is true no matter how long you stay on this thread. Will not make you understand the circumstances we (odisco alex and imhomoh) find ourselves. Please dont interfere, if you do, you will be given kpokpo garri that was meant for alex.

@alexium. This is not the right thread to come. Go to UNIBEN newly admitted student, lets start talking before school resumes. View through the education page. You will find all the answers you needed

@alex. Stooooop (very furious) i will clash your system. I did not mean your nervous system oh but your desktop or lapi for giving me such name. Well i know what to do. Just wait. Dey watch me. eem (bits finger) i will kidnap you during manual clearance. Imhomoh what are your plans for alex, Tell me i'm anxious

@Gibsonjoe. There was no space provided for "Non membership to any cult affidavit". So you will come with it when manual clearance begins. As for the changes in your JAMB L G A. Go to JAMB office for help.

@imhomoh. Yes oh! My brother. I followed according to your instruction. Thanks man. I'm very grateful. How is alex (Mr. Gala), have you heard from him?

go to page 4 of this thread. you will be instructed

There is no space provided for that. Come with it when coming for the manual clearance. Do you understand?

Please i need your help. Is JAMB slip the same thing with admission letter. Urgent reply

@Imhomoh. I was about to start when PHCN (Please hold candle now) interrupted the light. For now i have not done it
@alex. I came to benin on tuesday in search of you but you were no where to be found. Actually, i came with those items ( gala and lacasera). I still keep them, so i will bring them when coming for the manual clearance. Please dont be annoyed. ALEX speaks "dont you think it will sour before you come to benin"
ODISCO replies " i will dig them on the ground to prevent it from sour"
ALEX says " ok, i will wait till then"

[color=#990000][/color] mitchel. that is good. which cours did you apply 4

@imhomoh. I was busy throughout today. I came back from Benin this evening and ever since, i have been sleeping. So how are you guys doing? Alex what is going on here huh.
I will start my online clearance tomorow. God bless you all

@ i dey arrange food 4 kitchen. If i flash u ee just know say i don show

@jide419. that is it. You can is well use your original result. This is my sole reason of going to benin tomorow because that was where i wrote the exam 2007

@Franpharm. Welcome our engineer. You can post any relivant information here. Once again welcome Sir

Thanks our Barrister. You have just said intoxicated so much that i'm in state of sleeping in pavement now. I just noticed that you will be smarter than you lecturer. Believe me, one day you will start lecturing you lecturer. Imh, why dont you come to my rescue. There is humiliation all over me now. (thinking of what to do) i will, i will (very confuse) ok, now i know what to do, just to leave you for now

Omo, you think am na. Nigeria militant dey flirt die. If nor be school, i for join them. Guy money dey that business oo. So nor reason nam sey militant dey arrange kpokpo garri as food

@alex. ha ha ha ho ha. I'm on the ground laughing. Please alex kpokpo garri can also be seen in benin. Buy it, i will give you the money well i come over

@aplexot. Well well, eem, i i i (out of words) buying  Gala and the other one (i dont know the spelling) is like offering 40 naira to Nigeria police on a check point. For now i will bribe you with peanut and eem, A bottle of local gin (ogogoro). I believe you will prefer that one to the ones you ordered for. I beg na joke i dey make u nor provoke.  imhomoh how u see am

@i_rep_9ja. There is no need for that. The print out does not carry local govt area ok! So dont bother yourself. Good nite

@aplexot. Men, i'm one of those guys that miss you. Where have you been ever since our last discussion? Anyway welcome back to this up to date thread. I will be leaving for benin on tuesday for my statement of result and JAMB scratch card.
Alex, do you know when the online clearance is going to expire?

yes. why did you ask

Hey guy, keep on the good work. What you are looking for in your life will be in you door post one day. I just pray you should be given the SUG president in LASU

@manmustwac, Urhobo is very easy to pronounce, that is if you have learned the towel. Please go to page 6 of this thread, there you will understand how to pronunce Urhobo. If you find most of them difficult, to hesitate to post it here. Thanks Mr man must wack

@GEE. Na me and u don change naija. Even self una cult activities too much in campus. Watin go make higher institution nor go ask for dat one, you sabi sey dem nor legalise cult for naija. Abeg bro make u dey reason before u dey yarn

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@imhomoh. No i haven't. There is electric failure that is why i haven't done it. If i have, i will let you know.