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OSAS01:
@odisco please if you know how to eat pounded yam and egusi soup or owo and yam then my house is where you shud be rite now but if you want rice,sorry bro;rite step in the wrong direction.

no no no no. Pounded yam no. Osas I fit manage starch and owo

kelvinken:
Kmute noh dey bring your facebook status come here again, u hear me!!! @odisco go cook your own rice u hear me!!! @ all i don book my ticket o! benin here i come, HAPY FANTAMAGOROUS EASTER 2 U ALLLLLLL!!!!

oboy you wicked ooh. common rice wen you want give na him dey make you dey provoke

ah! who be the INEC chairman? them dey ring election ooh.

@osas. Welcome plenty. How are you guys preparing for the easter? Oboy nothing dey my side ooh. Please I want you to invite me to chop those rice wen una cook.
Happy easter all

Who is missing mr alex. You wanna chat

@kmute.omo. that one escape me ooh. that kmute. ehe you nor go store today?

aplexot:
remaining one thing every body

bring two bottles of dry gin,two cups of kpo kpo garri and two packets of peanut as well as two cubes of sugar 4 odisco to sock

those items belong to those who are coming from a far distance especially lagosians- franpharm, A1real and PH city boys- imhmoh and co. Alex, you will use them(items) to welcome them for their long journey. Please dont forget to come with vicky not the black one ooh but your fair vic to the screening venue

abeg make una make me understand waitin franpharm dey talk about ooh

oke007:
we still dey oh sorry prrps for the recess

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION!!!
     All newly admitted students should come to clearance hall with the following items: 10k for manual clearance bribe, 5k for school senates, 8k for the current VC. 4k each for lecturers. And finally 2 gala and 2 lacasera for alex.      
    Thanks odisco

aplexot:
odisco odisco,i tel u say make u nor read 4 jamb.i tel u say i don tel ojerinde make e add my jamb score join your utme score.drop buk make we play now

nor be the same alex still tell me say if I nor want graduate with waitin UNIBEN give me. make I wait for ram. Alex I nor know which one you dey ooh. Philosophers say make you like your enemy pass your friend ooh. Kmute, Kelvin,Chano,A1real, franpharm, martha, kelly, gibsonjoe, pepper, and others wen dey this booming thread. Waitin I want take alex for, enemy or friend?

aplexot:
odisco odisco,i tel u say make u nor read 4 jamb.i tel u say i don tel ojerinde make e add my jamb score join your utme score.drop buk make we play now

nor be the same alex still tell me say if I nor want graduate with waitin UNIBEN give me make I wait for ram. Alex I nor know which you dey ooh. Philosophers say make you like your enemy pass your friend ooh. Kmute, Kelvin,Chano,A1real, franpharm, martha, kelly, gibsonjoe, pepper, and others wen dey this booming thread. Waitin I want take alex for, enemy or friend?

aplexot:
Good morning peeps.
Hello sleepies,wake up cos its thursday,i got chilled lacasera 4 all of us

go back to bed you are perturbing my reading

A1real:
Big shout out 2 all d BARCA fans, am also a barcelonal fan, yesterday was terrible 4 'man u' all manchester unity on dis thread make una take heark oh! b/cos some day are lyke dt. Lets nt miss BARCA vs GUNNAS tonight, waah! its gunna be a big match

please re-read your statement. You are also a barca fan. Which of the clubs do you really belong? It must be chel eem chelsea. Sorry for the lost against inter. Always take heart when tribulation comes. We the gunners are heading to the final

Amen. Good morning oniovo?

everybody wake up wake up. let someone lead us a prayer.

@kmute oTioye oo. (Na so)

@Kelvinken. If to say I nor know you . I for call you witch

@ kelvinken, guy no no no. I have exams on 17th and I will be leaving for benin on 19th. Hear kmute well, i'm the R.S.V.P of the great gathering.

Alex alex alex alex. I have something to say ooh. Eem hmm eem. That guy for that picture resemble somebody when I know ooh. Alex that guy nor be mr FREAK?

imhomoh:
HOW ABOUT ON THE 17TH OR 18TH OF APRIL

SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS SAY ABOUT THE DATE?

that is too early men

aplexot:
A1real hw far.sorry 4 my mis interpretation cos i knw say u b corrèct guy,na me b wan pul your leg dat time and i'm sorry.was up now? Hw lag


Odisco i wish u gud luck 4 your utme oh.i go cal ojerinde tel am say make e add my last year ume join your utme result,cos na u wan cary first 4 the utme

amen. plan changed. i will coming on 15th because there is no need to write the exam again since alex is influential

i will leave for benin on 15th. ooh sorry. i just remember that i am having exam (JAMB) on 17th. so my trip will on eem eem 19th.

@kmute. why u con dey call am 'i wish you can say them to my face' PINKY na? u dey use sarcasm take dey find trouble ooh

aplexot:
odiri so na baptist hi school u go eeeeeeeeh,but u na old man oooh

i no what you did to your face book oooooooooooh,better undo it oooh

na BHS i take finish before them close am down because of numerous cult activities. I never old. It's just that I quick finish school

Have you ever imagine one day that I can award you scholarship with that business of mind? So look before you cross. Alex, alex, alex, how many times I call you? Take time or somebody in wake you from bed.

make your eyes nor deceive you ooh. nor be vicky be that ooh. remember say franpharm tell you make you

una don see alex for this e latest pix?

aplexot:
ODISCO bern up,your money or you life?

Alex you again making caricature of me. Hmm, it is difficult to gossip KING in his present. You know that i cannot be online at 2:25Am na. I will describe you as a recalcitrant frivolous of virusitic membrane. I see nothing quite conclusive in you but duplicity, violence and frequent malvelsation. Shebi you hear am

@kmute. what was i chasing mr agberi papa 1 of urhoboland?

hey guys wats up? see groove for DELSU yesterday. chei enough flirting

i'm leaving for DELSU matric. i wil be back in 4 hours time

Good morning everyone of you. I just woke up from bed and i'm heading for the kitchen. You know bachelor life na?
@alex. How was you night, on frighten nightmare right? Well it is absurd for you to say kmute and I are incantating with Urhobo. You need to be sued.
@Kmute good morning. I believed you are the last born of your parents. No wonder you are still sleeping. Wake up wake up.
@A1real. More voter will vote for you since you are becoming active these day. Oh! I just realised that you did not win the primary election.

@A1real. yeeeess SIR