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Crime / Re: Two Ladies Caught Stealing Generator In Delta, Disgraced by Odoskii(m): 8:29pm On Mar 30
there's a specific tribe in that warri always tied to crime especially stealing, and they are loud, proud and dirty

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Celebrities / Re: Stay Home Stay Safe : Nollywood Actress, Kate Henshaw Expresses Concern by Odoskii(m): 2:34pm On Mar 29
People like una no get wahala
What of low income earners?
Romance / Re: I'm Giving You Free Sex And You Think You're Using Me? Big BOOBS Abuja Lady by Odoskii(m): 12:08am On Mar 25

Please who is that seun .?
Someone also mentioned the name on one thread like that I don't know who he is
Oga of Nairaland

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Odoskii(m): 6:57pm On Mar 23
In Porthacourt, The moment you hear "Aboi Lap" or "who goes you" in areas like Choba, Alakahia or Diobu, my brother just DisCharge, especially Diobu. cry

Lol those boys are not happy. No joy, no single joy, not even a single smile on their faces, SMH sometime I wonder if their parents were quarreling that night. grin

So as I was saying, if you hear something like that, just discharge, If you cannot DisCharge, you DisEngage, if you cannot DisEngage, you DisEmbark, if you cannot DisEmbark, just DisSomething*, like DisAppear, don't even stand to count how many syllabus words the sentence has, or try to comprehend the kind of "Lap" they're are referring to, because it will surely end in tears. cheesy

You'll hear something like: "aboi! lap,
who goes you"?
And you'll be like: "chairman na me nau,"( smiling in between)
Bad guy1: "Wetin dey your pocket?
You: "Nothing o". undecided

By this time, looking at their faces, you must have realised that they are not your friends or the vigilante group you have been using to strong your mind and be coming home anytime you like. grin

But they are actually the people your aunty have been warning you about anytime you came back late, and you'll be like
"aunty nothing dey happen",
now you have seen, something is about to happen! cry

The mistake you'll make is to tell him, "chairman na your boy nau, na we we, abeg make I go".
Lol... LMFAO "Go shawty it's your birthday! (in 50cent's voice)
The next thing you'll hear is a thunderous slap followed by: "gimme your kappa"! embarassed

The other impatient nigga will be like:
"LM why you dey carry this Jew man dey totori body, obtain this maga make we zoom for here"
Bad guy1: "oya pass me the Stainless, make him believe me small, e be like say e dey carry me dey play, hope say groundnut dey inside"? shocked

It is at this point in time you'll realise that all the Action Movies you have been watching was a waste! You would have used that time to read your Bible, but no, Netflix and Netnaija didn't allow you to think straight!, now look at your life? grin

John Wick killed a group of bad guys with just a pencil and here you are repeatedly slapped by two boys, tears flowing freely from your eyes, and your left hand still stuck on your cheeks, the funny part is that, they are not even up to your junior brother's age, Inside life. angry

But what can you do, they are holding Stainless with groundnuts inside, so you have no other choice but to Corporate or do you want to Appear Tomorrow Morning on RSTV News wink

P/S: If you can actually understand the bad guys lines, you're a cultist smiley
Port harcourt that year. cool cool
Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Odoskii(m): 6:47pm On Mar 23
In 2015 Brigadier General Enitan Ransome- Kuti became the fist Army General to be jailed. He was sentenced to jail for his involvement in one of the army's worst defeat by boko Haram. He was convicted of failing in his duties when Boko Haram took Baga.
Please would you mind discussing more on his failure, like did he collaborate with the insurgents or something?
Sports / Re: Ronaldinho Celebrates His 40th Birthday In Jail by Odoskii(m): 9:24pm On Mar 21
If only you go get sense after spending time
Education / Re: My Jamb Result Without Any Expo by Odoskii(m): 12:04am On Mar 21
As you'll receive insults, let it stay that way. Don't reply anyone who insults you. You called for it.

Though you should respond to whoever asks you reasonable questions. Here's my piece of advice for you; no university or course is easy to get first class. Strong will, perseverance and hard work does. Irrespective of this your course of study.

Instead chase a school and most importantly, a suitable course of study. Don't go and be using your score to chase MBBS or law or other competitive course especially if you're not from Northern Nigeria.

Kudos and good luck in advance!
Why Northern Nigeria?


NYSC / Re: A service dedicational farewell message by Odoskii(m): 11:42pm On Mar 20
Romance / Re: I Might Have Mistakenly Caused Coronavirus by Odoskii(m): 11:33pm On Mar 20
Maybe you might want to write a book about the cure?
Romance / Re: Male Coworker Playfully Asks For Your Husband’s Number? by Odoskii(m): 11:32pm On Mar 20
Maybe he wants to renegotiate your bride price


Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Odoskii(m): 11:26pm On Mar 20

Close your dirty mouth liar
Busted by the CIA
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Odoskii(m): 11:24pm On Mar 20
Lost this today.Even though the one that burst my game lost two games in a row and the odds were against them.
Family / Re: What Is The Oldest Thing In Your House????? by Odoskii(m): 11:21pm On Mar 20
Thinking....nothing actually cause I bought everything in my house brand new 4 years ago.

Infact I'm the oldest thing in my house...
Politics / Re: Buhari: Protecting Nigerians From Covid-19 Is Priority For Us Now by Odoskii(m): 10:01pm On Mar 20
Is the President addressing the COVID issue or the Hajj pilgrimage issue?


Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Odoskii(m): 8:48pm On Mar 20
You’re looking for who to give you the answer to a decision you’ve considered already.

Since you’ve asked again, here’s my own answer or opinion;

You’re fortunate that you might not get capital punishment (in some cases your head might roll, or your organs harvested since you’re of no use to yourself, family and your organs will be useful for saving some intellectual’s life) like other Asian countries if caught but you’ll just spend 4 to 10 years only (not much considering you’re finding a quick path to riches plus you’re just 23 years old and you’ve all the time in the world if you get incarcerated for 10 years, it’d be like yesterday).

You’re one of the bad eggs that keep soiling the country’s image. If dem nab you now, people go start to dey run their crooked fingers and mouth on how the country failed you. Se Na the country give am drug to push?

Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Odoskii(m): 6:07pm On Mar 19
I'm narrating my personal experience so aspiring SVCs and lovers out there can know beforehand what to expect during the initiation process.

I got to the initiation ground which was in the middle of nowhere. On getting there, all new initiates were asked to strip down to their underpants. We were then blindfolded and instructed to lie flat on the floor. The initiation began with the drilling process; they blend by machete drilling. God I nearly die, before I got to the initiation ground though, my friend( gf/ who brought me in) advised that I take some drugs like tramadol, codeine, weed, alcohol which I did. Those drugs were what made my body system able to withstand the pains to an extent at least. Imagine a gathering of more than 50 excos and office holders and each man is entitled to at least 5 machete drilling, technically you get to receive a total of 250 machete drilling.
Hmmm the thing no be childs oooo, about 8 people amongst the new initiates could not withstand the drills and thus couldn't make it, some died there on the spot, some passed out and was shot anyways to make sure they stay dead. The dead initiates were buried there in the forest. Imagine a grave had already being dug in advance for those that die during the process....
Hmmm wetin my eyes no see, those demons were already expecting some of us to die during the process......
I prayed for death to come as I couldn't withstand the pain anymore but I no see the death........
After the machete drilling, with our bloodied backs and open cuts, they poured squadron gin on our bloodied backs and then set fire to it using a lighter......
Now I want you to take a mental picture of that, imagine you being flogged with sharp machetes on your back, after receiving more than 200 machete drilling on your back, raw alcohol is then poured on your open wounds and then fire is set to it for a few seconds( those few seconds were like a few years to me, I was screaming like a baby, matured men were wailing and urinating on themselveme
Imagine that kind of pain and have it at the back of your mind that you're going to go through such if you intend to be a member......

Please and please the story too long but I don't wish that kind of pain on anyone so please young chaps out there, run away from that bullshit oooo
After the whole pain and torture them no go give you one naira oooo


Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Odoskii(m): 9:35pm On Mar 18
I remember that year I almost joined in PH
God saved his child
Sports / Re: Sean, Kanu Nwankwo’s Son Living Up To His Father’s Football Legacy by Odoskii(m): 8:09pm On Mar 18
Does/will he play for Nigeria?
Phones / Re: Huawei P40 Pro 5g With 8gb Ram Surfaces On Geekbench by Odoskii(m): 9:04pm On Mar 16
How much?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: If You Have A Job And Also Earning 25k Just Be Happy And Give Thanks To God. by Odoskii(m): 8:50pm On Mar 16
There is a job opening at silverline hotel(close to DSC roundabout) @op. You can apply and check out what they can offer.
Health / Re: Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro Says He Tested Negative For Coronavirus by Odoskii(m): 6:16pm On Mar 13
Hope Bubu tests positive
Education / Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by Odoskii(m): 7:27pm On Mar 12
FGC Ikot Ekpene?
Romance / Re: How I Wasted the Money with a Pot of Soup and This...[Picture] by Odoskii(m): 8:21pm On Mar 11

That's good, but I'll advise you to use that free time to setup something that'll generate you money online while you sleep or while you enjoy your free time because those doing it don't have too heads. Do they?

There are three types of free time

1. Wasted free time
2. Fun free time
3. Productive free time

Most Nairalanders belong to 1 and 2, but the smartest ones belong to 2 and 3.

Also, there are three people on earth

1. The producers
2. The consumers
3. The complainers

Sadly, most Nigerians belong to 2 and 3.

I know if I tell you to tell me where you belong you won't like it. Take a look at it again and make some adjustments.

Nice chatting with you.

Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Odoskii(m): 8:44pm On Mar 07
Pls could someone analyse this for me?
Coronavirus why?
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Odoskii(m): 12:09pm On Mar 05
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Odoskii(m): 11:04am On Mar 05
Pls could someone analyse this for me?

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