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Nothing is as painful as swallowing a stolen meat without chewing because you thought that someone was coming

Very very painful♨

Sometimes your boyfriend is overprotective because he knows that you are easy to get. Just malt and pepper soup, pant have shifted one side

Fact shaa♨��
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Pls if you can't speak good English better speak your dialect....which one is *"happy birthday dear your days are numbered"*

Are you mad?♨
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Those slayqueens that pronounce Hospital as *Hospirul*.
Pls come and tell us how to pronounce *Hospitality*♨

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*Beautiful girls don't post pictures too much*�

*It is the semi fine ones that will not allow somebody to rest.. �����������*

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*"If not for fufu and ofe nsala that spoilt my voice..."*

Who is *Celine Dion or Beyonce* to me?
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*From Owerri to onitsha is N500 but Onitsha to Owerri is N300.I asked the conductor why after all its same route*

*He asked me why is Monday to Friday 5days while Friday to Monday 3days? I kept quiet...*
Till now I haven't gotten an answer to that������

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Nothing is more painful than using the whole Saturday to wash your boyfriend's clothes, Only for him to break up with you on Sunday morning.
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Kill him The police will understand

We single people always give great relationship advice until we get into a relationship then we become idiots ��‍♂️��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂

*Chaiiii* , *See* *Life* .

Humorous description of seven stages of Life.�.
1.) � 0-5 yrs we experience many "SPILLS" ..
2.) � 6-16 yrs we undergo many "DRILLS" ..
3.) � 17-25 yrs we discover many "THRILLS" ..
4.) � 26-40 yrs we have to pay many "BILLS" ..
5.) � 41-60 yrs we take many "PILLS" ..
6.) � 61-75 yrs we suffer many "ILLS" ..
7.) � 76 yrs. & above we worry abt our "WILLS" ....
*Thereafter we smile and remain STILL!* ���


the best way to go about these _ills_

is to *CHILL*

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*When you kept something in a particular place and you can't remember the place, you start saying something like...*

"I came, sat down , opened the door, kept it on the table, went to drink water , came back to the room, ran to the toilet, etc" until you finally remember.
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some guys eeh they will be looking at a girl,next thing they will use eyes to UnCloth her and even use eye to wear back her clothe. ���

After begging me to send her MTN credit 10GHC... She logged on Facebook and posted “I don’t depend on anyone”...�‍♂️� Sister wo last aaaa nono ��

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My sister Once you start dating there's nothing like break up.If he tells you he is tired, Tell him to go to sleep, tomorrow you continue.He must not go anywhere.���

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*Don't be too shy to ask ur Ex for airtime, it's part of ur retirement benefits! Biko*
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Instead of dating him because he pays your rent,have you ever considered dating the landlord directly.�
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Guys, this is the list of ladies you should always use Condoms on!

if she wear rings on nose, – use condom,
if she say, I have not done it for long time - condom,

if she remove her jeans together with pant, - condom
if she have tattoo, - condom

if she is choir member, - 2 condoms
if she drink stout, - condom

If she get more than 50likes on her picture, - condom
if she smoke, use 2 Condoms

if she like it from behind, - condom
if she remove your boxers, trousers, - condom,

if she say don't use Condom, - use condom my brother,
If she say use Condom, - sensibly use condom o!

if she like riding on top, - condomise
if she too too like money, - condom

if she is always doing makeup when with you. -3 condoms @ once,

if you no fit buy condom please wear *nylon even cement bag*

A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE wey wan hear

If u call a man a lion, he will be very happy, but if u call him an animal, he will be angry, please is lion not an animal �‍♂�‍♂�������

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